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Chapter 2 - Kakashi Makes the List? Super Delicious Dog Food!

Chūnin Exam Arena – High Platform

"My Demon Monkey is bound to make the list — and it won't rank any lower than that old friend's Dream Tapir!"

Upon learning of the Summoned Beast Ranking, Hiruzen Sarutobi was visibly excited.

Seated beside him, Orochimaru gave a sinister smile.

"How interesting."

His Manda(Orochimaru's primary summon is Manda. "Ten Thousand Snakes" usually refers to a specific jutsu) weren't renowned for nothing. He had no doubt he would make the ranking.

The Konoha Crush Plan?

At this point, he had completely tossed it aside.

His attention was now entirely on the mysterious scroll.

Kumogakure(Hidden Cloud Village) – Raikage's Office

"Mabui, immediately summon all shinobi in the village with summoned beasts!"

The Fourth Raikage, A, issued the command without hesitation.

Mabui promptly accepted the order. She fully understood the Raikage's intentions.

The appearance of the Summoned Beast Ranking meant one thing:

Getting on the list brought rewards.

If any Kumogakure shinobi made the list, it would greatly boost the village's overall strength.

Iwagakure – Tsuchikage's Office

The Third Tsuchikage, Ōnoki, reacted in much the same way.

"Kurotsuchi, go compile a list of all the shinobi in the village who have summoned beasts. Assess whether any of them could make the ranking."

Kirigakure – Mizukage's Office

The Fifth Mizukage, Mei Terumi, gazed toward the distant Konoha sky, her face full of irritation.

"Why don't I have a powerful summoned beast!?"

"Sister, don't worry. There will definitely be other rankings. When the time comes, you'll make the list for sure!"

Mei looked at Chōjūrō, who had just spoken, and smiled in relief.

"That's true. If it comes down to looks and figure — I'll definitely be at the top!"

Sunagakure

Elder Chiyo sighed deeply.

"As long as you make the list, you get rewards. But this Summoned Beast Ranking has little to do with our village."

Amegakure – Akatsuki Base

All Akatsuki members were gathered by Pain's summons.

Kakuzu: "I just captured a Konoha shinobi — was about to turn him in for a bounty!"

Hidan: "It must be because of that scroll... Too bad I don't have a summoned beast."

Itachi (expressionless): "Leader, your summoned beasts should certainly make the list — and rank quite high."

Pain (nods): "I have full confidence in my Animal Path creatures."

Sasori (expressionless): "It's a shame my puppets don't count as summoned beasts. Otherwise, I'd be on the list too."

Pain spoke again:

"I've summoned everyone today for two reasons."

"First, regarding the ranking scroll — I'm certain there are more rankings to come. With your abilities, you'll all make the list eventually."

"Second, I'd like to introduce a new member. Come on out, Tobi."

As he finished, Zetsu appeared, leading in a masked figure.

Tobi: "Hello seniors! My name is Tobi!"

Deidara: "Tobi, what do you think art is, hmm?"

Tobi didn't hesitate:

"Art is an explosion! If there's an Art Ranking, Senior Deidara would definitely top it!"

"Excellent. You've earned my approval! Hmm!"

The rest of the Akatsuki members studied Tobi with curiosity, trying to guess who this new recruit really was.

Suddenly, the Summoned Beast Ranking section of the scroll burst into brilliant, blinding light.

Both the living world and the Pure Land once again had their attention drawn toward the heavens.

Amid global anticipation—

A name appeared at the bottom of the Summoned Beast Ranking.

[Summoned Beast Ranking – No. 30: The Eight Ninja Dogs]

Summoner: Hatake Kakashi

Reward: Super Delicious Dog Food

(Human-edible; recommended to share between human and dog. Upon consumption: increases sense of smell by 100×, with the option to selectively block scents.)

Upon seeing the ranking and the reward, ninjas everywhere were stunned.

"To think even the lowest ranked reward is this valuable!"

"A hundred-fold enhancement to the sense of smell! That's a massive advantage for survival and intel gathering!"

"And more importantly, you can block out unwanted smells. That's a game-changer."

Because without scent filtering, a hyper-sensitive nose could be overwhelming — even debilitating.

But if selective control was possible?

That made it a pure buff with no drawback.

Kakashi's reward quickly became the center of conversation.

Envy spread like wildfire.

As for the fact that the reward was technically dog food?

Everyone conveniently ignored it.

Konoha – Root Division Headquarters

Danzō slammed his hand on the desk, his eyes shining with greed.

"Go! Retrieve Kakashi's dog food reward for me — now!"

"Yes, sir!"

A subordinate rushed out at once.

"Once Root members consume that food, their combat and tracking abilities will surge!"

"And with my enhanced sense of smell, I won't have to constantly fear ambushes anymore."

The fact that the reward was technically dog food didn't even register to Danzō.

As far as he was concerned — if it improved strength...

Even if it were literal crap, he wouldn't hesitate.

Chūnin Exam Arena

"Woof! Woof!"

Akamaru, sitting beside Kiba Inuzuka, barked unhappily.

Sensing his partner's frustration, Kiba crouched down to comfort him.

"Akamaru, you're my partner. You're not a summoned beast. Otherwise, you'd definitely make the list."

Akamaru wagged his tail joyfully in response.

Just then—

A golden beam of light descended from the sky, targeting the stands where Kakashi was seated.

The dog food reward materialized in Kakashi's hands.

Strangely, holding the dog food sparked a deep urge to take a bite.

He struggled internally...

But eventually, he gave in and tore the package open.

In an instant—

The aroma of the food wafted out, and everyone nearby involuntarily gulped, tempted to try it themselves.

Even Orochimaru and Hiruzen Sarutobi, seated at the top of the viewing platform, were visibly tempted.

 

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