I have never called anyone "beautiful" in my entire life.
Even when people raved about celebrities on TV, I rarely watched, and living in this tiny, cramped rural village meant seeing a beauty worthy of the screen was a rare event. The extent of my compliments usually involved my mother buying a new outfit and asking, "How is it? Pretty, right?" to which I'd reply, "Oh, how did you manage to find such a lovely dress?"
That was the kind of person I was.
But this platinum blonde knightess who suddenly appeared before me...
The moment I laid eyes on her, my jaw dropped. I nearly lost my mind at the sight of such an overwhelming beauty. Actually, instead of just "beautiful," she had a powerful, heroic presence.
It's just a first impression, but the platinum blonde hair with sharp, jagged ends reminded me of a male lion's mane. If I only looked at that and her sapphire-like eyes, she'd be a top-tier beauty. However, she was tall—clearly taller than me—and the muscles visible between her iron gauntlets and leather pauldrons were formidable.
As if proving she was the owner of the greatsword lying on the floor, her well-defined muscles exuded a sense of "healthy beauty." And while I wasn't looking directly at it, I could guess from the way she was sprawled on the floor that her stomach likely housed tight, intricate abs.
She was a warrior woman. Calling her just a "beauty" might scratch her pride—especially since she was currently glaring at me as if she wanted me dead—so I decided to categorize her as a "Heroic General."
And upon seeing her—
"Hey! What kind of... pig is that...!"
The shout burst out of me, ringing through the pigsty. I lowered my voice to a whisper for the message window at the end, but my outburst was enough to catch the attention of the knightess writhing in the pen.
"Mmph!! Mmmph-nnngh!!"
[Hehehe, I see you are struck speechless by my incredible foresight!]
No, you crazy bitch.
I had experienced so many things outside the realm of common sense in just a few minutes that I couldn't even speak properly. But the message window, seemingly convinced I was impressed, displayed an SD emoticon of a goddess with her nose in the air.
[In the world of tropes, a Knightess equals a Sow! A Sow equals a Knightess! The term 'Sow Knight' exists for a reason, which is why I specifically kidn—summoned the individual most suited to be a Sow Knight for you!]
Your methods are certainly thorough!
"..."
Look at those eyes... Those murderous eyes! If she had been summoned politely like in a fantasy novel, she wouldn't be looking at me like that. But if you're going to use the word "summon," you shouldn't have bound her head to toe in chains, let alone gagged her...!
[Hehehe, but the Awakened One's body is being very honest, isn't it?]
"Huh?"
I was about to snap back, "What the hell are you talking about?" but the moment I looked down, I instinctively doubled over.
"...Hey, what is this?"
[Calling me 'Hey'! How rude. However, regarding the change in your cock—ahem, your 'divine tool'—I will provide an explanation later, so please be patient! (SD Goddess emoticon looking away shyly)]
I mean, sure, bigger is better, but my crotch—which was average just moments ago—looked as if someone had secretly shoved an extra forearm in there. Am I supposed to just accept this? I've heard of people being robbed with their eyes open, but being "enlarged" with my eyes open must be a world first.
"When did you even change this? You never said you were going to do this to my body!"
[When I linked you to the farm?]
"You son of a... Thank you very much!"
I found myself bowing deeply; politeness had been physically ingrained into me.
[Ah, of course, if you fail the tutorial, you might never get to use that massive tool for the rest of your life. Oh, but since it was a pathetic junk-tool that was only used for urinating for 27 years anyway, maybe it doesn't matter? Puh-ki.]
"..."
That bitch.
Anger flared, but the fact that I couldn't refute her made it even more galling.
"Ahem, anyway, that's not what's important! Who is she?! What are you going to do, kidnapping someone so suddenly?!"
[It's a summons, not a kidnapping! And that sow's name is Eleonora Croft. She's 28 years old and, as you can see, a sow! She is a pure sow I found after traveling far and wide for the Awakened One!]
"Could you at least stop calling a kidnapped person a 'sow'?"
Even now, the look she's giving me has gone past murderous and is overflowing with pure hatred...!
[Ah! Then shall I call her a 'Sow Knight (Candidate)'?]
That doesn't change anything...!
The more I talked to this thing, the more I felt my blood pressure rising. The message window continued to chatter away with lewd remarks like "Sow Knight," "Vulgar Piggy," etc.—stuff so crude even I, an eroge veteran, wanted to wave it away.
Ignoring the chatter, I approached the "Sow" (is it contagious?). Right. I didn't know much else, but I had to tell her it was a misunderstanding, explain the situation, and persuade her.
"Uh... hello?"
"Mmmph!!! Mmmph!!!"
"..."
I needed to remove the gag to talk, but I was terrified that if I got too close, she'd tackle me and turn me into a pancake. I reluctantly asked the system:
"Is it possible for me to undo the restraints?"
[It is possible, but I wouldn't recommend it. That sow is currently untamed, so the probability of her being extremely hostile toward the Awakened One is approximately 99.8%!]
"...Then what about the gag?"
[Before that, if you wish to check the sow's status, look directly at her and move your finger as if turning on a smartphone.]
Following the instructions, I looked at the knightess on the floor. The moment I moved my finger, the message window vanished and was replaced by a blue screen featuring a 3D hologram of "Eleonora."
[Eleonora Croft]
Titles: One and Only, Peak of the Sword, Strongest Knightess
Level: So high it cannot be measured by this world's standards!
Age: 28
Height: 181cm
Race: Human (X) -> Sow (Landrace)
Job: Grand Master (X) -> Sow Knight (Candidate)
Alignment: Good
Description: A knightess from the Kingdom of Isis who reached the level of Sword Master at the young age of under 30—and as a female—and further ascended to the peak, Grand Master. While traveling the world after resigning as Knight Commander to seek a new realm, she was kidnapped (scratched out) / summoned, and is scheduled to be trained as the Sow Knight for Breeder Shin Seon.
Sow's thoughts on the Breeder: To give me such humiliation...! I will kill him...!
Sow's evaluation of the Breeder: It's a miracle he hasn't been cut in half yet!
"...Hey."
[Yes? Is there a problem?]
"Nothing... forget it."
According to the novels I've read, a Sword Master is a rank allowed only to those who have reached the absolute pinnacle of knights or swordsmen. But a Grand Master? I blinked stupidly, thinking I'd misread it, and the message popped up again.
[Hehehe, I put in some effort for you, the first Awakened One!]
It's an over-powered unit...!
In every novel I know, a single Sword Master is treated like a strategic weapon. A Grand Master is literally among the strongest beings in the world setting. When I complained to the SD character—who was now swaying side to side like a "molyu" emoticon—the answer came immediately.
[They are often on the Dragon Slayer list. Even Ancient Dragons fear these swordsmen who appear only once in a millennium!]
"..."
I said, it's over-powered...!
It wasn't just about the farm burning down. Based on the photo, I thought it was just a fire, but what kind of logic leads to dropping a walking nuclear bomb in front of me? If I mess up, it won't be just the farm burning—the entire national territory might get split in two. Moreover, the status window even said I was "scheduled to train her," which made my stomach churn even more.
"How am I supposed to do that?! Stop talking nonsense and let her go! Send her back to where she came from!"
[Hehehe, I know exactly why the Awakened One is so anxious!]
"?"
[I told you, you are far too weak compared to other Awakened, so I summoned a sow to protect you. But you're thinking, 'How can I tame this pig? Besides my huge cock, I'd lose to a passing stray dog—how can I tame this warrior-woman?' aren't you?!]
The more I looked at it, the more I wanted to give this thing a flick on the forehead.
[Do you think I'd summon such a violent sow without a plan? Look at the slot next to the screen labeled 'Secret ♥'! Click it!]
"..."
Following the instructions, I clicked the "Secret ♥" slot. The hologram of Eleonora's full body changed, resembling the sexual experience status screen of an eroge. Close-up images of her chest, groin, and rear appeared along with status bars.
Well, as expected, she has some very impressive six-pack abs...
"??"
[Sow's Secret ♥]
Pussy Status: Virgin!
Anus Status: Virgin!
Mouth-Pussy Status: Virgin!
Breast-Pussy Status: Virgin!
Evaluation of Pussy: A 28-year-old aged hymen is waiting for your cock!
Evaluation of Anus: A promising 'pussy' prospect expected to enjoy quite hard play!
Evaluation of Mouth-Pussy: Step aside, anus! The next 'pussy' prospect is right here!
Evaluation of Breast-Pussy: Grand Master Milk Tank.
Summary: A walking obscenity and a sow with more than enough talent to be your Sow Knight! Despite being a Grand Master, she's a total virgin who knows nothing of men! Some rumors say spiders have spun webs in her pussy, but you'll have to check the truth for yourself!
Training Hint!: She looks so tough you'd think your finger would be cut off if you put it in her, but the truth is...?
I nearly fainted on the spot.