"Yes~ BB here, suddenly appearing! Were you surprised by how sudden it was? I can see all the piggies across the nation panicking! Suddenly broadcasting on BB Channel~! Today's special guests are~ Emperor Nero versions!"
Nero (Saber). Nero (Bride). Nero (Swimsuit).
"Now, how are the Emperor versions feeling? While the Emperor from another world line is trolling hard, Draco is living well with her senpai, and Nero is being hated? How do you feel?"
"I am not at fault!"
"That's right! It's been ages since I reformed!"
"I already apologized to Boudica long ago! That me and this me have no relation!"
Can you all tell which Nero is speaking? Watching BB doesn't know either!
"Now~ At the moment of speaking, senpai has finally caused trouble! What kind of trouble, you ask? Emperor, please share your thoughts!"
"I want to join in too!"
"Yeah! Why am I left out!"
"On the contrary, isn't it fitting for me!"
"Yes~ such a frivolous lady. Anyway? I don't even know who's speaking. Ah, it's time for a commercial. Today's ad is for NFF Service's new M16 ad. Why M16? I don't know either. Then, let's watch the ad and go! BB Channel will return at this time next!"
Why did I appear? To fill up the runtime, of course! Fufu, nothing is more perfect for padding runtime!
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It seems like something happened, but it could be seen as a common bundle sales tactic or a heinous act like what Dragon Ball did to extend running time in anime.
"Ritsuka... do you know what's beyond the sea of Okeanos?"
"Continents or islands, or more sea? The Earth is round, after all."
"In this era, people think the Earth is flat. So, someone wanted to reach beyond Okeanos, curious about what lies beyond the end of the sea. And I know the answer."
"What is it?"
"There, a magical country exists."
"Eeeh..."
At this sudden, plotless story, Ritsuka is dumbfounded. Well, of course. Isn't it common in generic isekai stories for events to happen suddenly without any foreshadowing?
"So, what is this magical country?"
"Magical girls and their partners, and a queen reside there."
"...Did Dumpty prepare this?"
"I planned it. But I didn't expect to do it right away. Honestly speaking... Singularities are boring, aren't they?"
"Looking for fun is strange in itself, isn't it?"
"Ritsuka, our Ritsuka... That's why you're third-rate. A Master must always think of things even Servants can't predict, and at the same time, know how to move the world!"
"...Somehow, is that proper teaching?"
"Then, just trust me."
Someday, you might awaken the Grand Berserker sleeping in your heart.
"But, magical girls? Is that okay?"
"On the contrary, more interesting things will happen. Okeanos? Ah, it's boring. Tension? There's no way! From the start, in generic isekai stories, no matter what you do, there's no tension! If it's tense and exciting? Then it's not generic!"
"What kind of philosophy do you have...?"
"Various kinds."
After roughly explaining the future events to Ritsuka, I return to the base.
And the otaku atmosphere continues.
"I'm a fan! Please shake hands with me!"
"Of course~"
Merlin pretends to be this world's Magical★Mari to hide the truth. Of course, he also acted as Magical★Mari in other worlds, but that's another story.
This world's Magical★Mari is a man... Romani, for your mental health, no red pill.
"I'm afraid of the day the truth is revealed."
"Me too."
Shiba was also worrying about the red pill. This isn't so much love as, honestly, just the feeling of a fan liking an idol. The problem is that it's Merlin.
"Hey, what were you two talking about?"
Sakura quietly approached and asked me.
"Just about the future."
"Fu, future...?"
A slightly darkened face. It seems like the light in her eyes faded a bit...
"Hey~ Master. Are we on the ignore course?"
At that moment, Okita appeared. Ah, I didn't notice because of Lancer Jeanne.
"Okita, is it? I was talking with Sakura, and Sakura Saber has come."
"That's an outdated name... Ahem. I sense signs of a new event, so I can join too, right!"
"Aren't we all going together from the start?"
"Ah, yes... That's not it! It's a date request, isn't it!?"
"If you had honestly said you wanted to date, I would have reserved it."
"...Reservation?"
I immediately unfolded the date reservation memo pad and showed it.
"Roughly, after this vacation ends, starting with Kebab, there are about 20 people waiting."
"...Every day?"
"One person per day."
Honestly, it's tiring... Seeing my tired-looking face, Okita gives a sympathetic smile.
Even though I'm in a child-like state, perhaps because of that state, I seem more popular.
"Musashi reserved earlier and left."
"That shotacon... Then, there's no one during this vacation, right?"
"What about it?"
"Fufu, then that's fine."
Then, Okita looked at me and said.
"In that case! I also have a swimsuit Spirit Origin, so let's have a vacation date! Let's do it! If it's not okay, I'll even do a dogeza in front of everyone!"
"You're giving me the choice to become trash or go on a date. Then there's only the latter. You're smart, targeting the loophole in the vacation."
I don't even know what I'm saying. Am I too brain-dead?
"Alright~! Okita's great victory! Then, let's go on a date!"
Okita took my hand and, with a booster, flew across the sea. My arm...
"Hey Master... you've already left."
Jeanne Lancer, who came out after resting with a full stomach from Sacred Flame and Pou, ran into me but skipped past.
Oh dear... I can see the other female members getting angry on the beach, but we're already far away. Is this a kidnapping date course? I'm a child now, guys... please restrain yourselves.
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"Ooh, is this a new continent?"
"Captain, did we discover it first?"
At that moment. Blackbeard's pirate crew, sailing through Okeanos, arrived at some land. A land that looks more like a continent than a large island.
Blackbeard's pirate crew landed on the island and looked around. A land with richer magical energy than Okeanos and an unusual atmosphere.
To investigate, Anne Bonny and Mary Read, and Eric went ahead to check inside...
From inside, a chariot came rushing.
"What, it's not the Master?"
"...Who is it?"
Hector, seeing a woman with a divine aura, became wary and raised his spear, feeling a strong presence from somewhere.
"Ah, have uninvited guests come first? Annoying... I'll just sweep them away."
"Cardcaptor Sakura makes her appearance☆"