We kidnapped Irisviel.
Yeah, even I think it's a devilish idea.
"Um... do we really have to do this?"
"Yes, please do it."
"It didn't matter when I wore it normally, but actually being used like this is a bit embarrassing..."
"Shall I put you under hypnosis, Mrs. Iri?"
"No, it's okay Morgan... Thanks for your concern."
"No, I'm just worried there might be a hitch in my husband's plan."
"Ah, okay..."
"It's okay~ No need to feel hurt. Chaldea is originally like this, right?"
"That's true, Illya-chan..."
Prisma Illya with Bond Level 10 said with a smile as if it were natural. Why did I get Prisma to Bond 10? Not because I'm a lolicon, but because I can't resist magical girls. But since Kuro is also Bond 10, I'll probably get called a lolicon.
We hid Iri somewhere else, leaving her with Illya. Saber missed Caster of Fuyuki who kidnapped Iri, but since we left a note with the location, she'll come.
We told them to come with Kiritsugu, so they'll definitely come. Of course, to fulfill his wish with the Grail... To save the world, he would even choose to kill his own wife and child.
"But what exactly is going on?"
"Well... should I say it's Master's fun and games? It might be interesting in its own way, but Sakura is still too young to understand~ You need basic knowledge to begin with."
Kama and Sakura watched while drinking juice in the corner...
Soon the two of them will come to the ruined warehouse where we're positioned.
Creeeak...
They're here.
The two people entering the warehouse. This time Kiritsugu came openly, not taking an assassination position. Probably because not only his wife but also his daughter is involved, so he came seriously.
"Ladies and gentlemen~ Welcome to the stage~"
I greeted them with a smile, and their expressions soured.
"You adulterer... Not even fighting head-on, but kidnapping a woman. What color is your blood!?"
"The color of my heart is black~"
"...."
"Oh my~? Could it be you're saying that because you have experience having your wife stolen? My oh my~ The friend you called Lancelot openly NTR'd the wife from the king he respected, then killed his comrades and fled to France! Yes, Saber couldn't satisfy Guinevere, who wasn't a homosexual!"
"You..."
"Ah, as the King of Storms, Saber couldn't satisfy his wife! What a loser~ Not even Greek, having your wife stolen~ Your subordinate stole your wife, and this time you let your Master's wife be stolen? Loser~ The incompetent loser cuckold king of all time must be you, Saber~ No, should it be Cucksaber?"
Seibah trembling with rage. Ah, I wanted to try this kind of mean-spirited act once. Of course, since a sturdy adult man did it, it probably only showed disgust.
"Where's Iri...?"
"Where is she? Were you trying to act like a devoted husband? Emiya Kirikuzu (Kiritrash). Even though you kissed your subordinate and did everything. Where does a playboy get off acting like a devoted husband?"
"You...?"
Kiritsugu's eyes widened as if asking how I knew. There's always someone better. I, a Fate fan, know all your information!
"Where's your wife? Do you want to see her that much? Ah, the Iri you knew is no longer there... Did you call me an adulterer, Saber? Call me Golden Sun instead! For today only, you can call me Lancelot or David and I'll forgive you! Even I think I deserve to be called that! I'll show you Iri who has become mine!"
Even I think it's the kind of line a low-grade third-rate villain or Hitomi's trash would say, but I wanted to try this role...
Lights turned on in one corner, revealing Iri tied up.
"... It's over, Kiritsugu."
"Iri!?"
Whose head did that perverted mystic code really come from? Halloween is truly legendary. The Servant who came out like that is Bokudori.
If they released Iri with that affinity or Halloween outfit, wouldn't profits explode? Stupid FGO.
"You, what kind of outfit did you put on a married woman!"
"Married woman...? Yes! It might be an even worse act than Lancelot the married woman killer, so what will you do? What can you do! Now, Iri... my Iri, say it with your own mouth!"
Iri, tied up in chains in an erotic pose like a heroine from an eroge, spoke.
"I'm sorry, Kiritsugu... Saber. I... I can't live without him now... I can't be satisfied with yours anymore..."
"Ah, Iri...!"
"Sorry... But, Master is just too good, you know? You understand, right? Since Kiritsugu was like that too."
"No, that's wrong!"
Kiritsugu gradually began to panic. Hehe, I'm craving mapo tofu.
"This can't be..."
"You, what did you do to Irisviel!"
"I'll leave that to your imagination. Loser who lost in a husband fight."
"You...!!!"
Saber immediately flared up and charged with Mana Burst... Saber momentarily retreated while dodging the beam that followed.
"That won't do~ Saber. Big brother isn't someone Saber should touch, okay?"
"Ilyasviel...?"
"Illya... that form is...?"
"Pfft, what an unsightly sight~ Kiritsugu."
Illya in an outfit that anyone can see screams 'I've fallen~'. An outfit that causes misunderstandings even without words.
"For a loser who lost in a male fight~ Hanging on like that is unsightly, isn't it? Disqualified as a father~? We don't need such a pathetic and dull father. To begin with~ Kiritsugu was the one who cheated first, right?"
"I, Illya..."
"Well, Kiritsugu was okay as an ATM~ But big brother is a more amazing person, right? Different from Kiritsugu who killed people as a killer while talking about justice and such. Because, unlike big brother, Kiritsugu is a defeated man who even had his woman stolen, right? Having such a person as a father... The worst~"
"......"
Wow, if I heard those words, my mentality would break... Who exactly taught her that way of speaking? She's mean-spiritedness itself...
"And... I like big brother."
Illya suddenly approached me, looked up at me, and hugged me. And then...
Mmwah...!
"!?"
""!?""
And then, she suddenly planted a kiss on me. This wasn't in the script...!
"Big brother... Unlike Kiritsugu, is such a cool man that I want to give him a love kiss like this. Not a lowly person like Kiritsugu who grows a beard, smokes, and kills people, right? Ah, you're not going to cry, are you? That would be really unsightly~ Stop showing such an ugly appearance, why don't you shoot your origin bullet through your temple and apologize with death instead? Yes, since you're Japanese, you should commit seppuku~ Kiritsugu, if you love Illya... You can grant Illya's request, right?"
"".......""
What did I just hear...
"You... what are you making a child say!!!"
Honestly, this one's unfair... Seibah flew into a rage and charged at me. This is really...
"[Divine Construct Armament]"
"!"
Kwaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
I immediately took out the 3-star Divine Construct Armament mystic code and swung it, and the real holy sword enhanced by Caster of Fuyuki's Projection was swung, sending a slash of light flying. Saber quickly dodged.
Well, since I'm not a Servant, it disappeared after one use. Would be good for self-defense.
"Ah~ sorry sorry, you're not scared of an ordinary person's attack, are you~?"
"You... what exactly are you!"
"Well, now even I don't know..."
Now I'm just like waste. Honestly, Illya's sudden outburst makes me feel like I'm trash too. Since I'm ultimately the mastermind, I'm the bad one. I feel a bit of conscience prickling. But...
"There's no choice. Then, sor... sorr..."
"Are you going to apologize now?"
"Sor... Sorry, you bitch, who told you to let your master's wife be stolen!? You couldn't protect her!"
"......"
Saber charged at me with a serious expression. Hmm, this should be enough.
Kiritsugu was originally the target, but his mentality seems more broken than expected. Cut here...
"I genuinely like big brother more than Kiritsugu, so don't act friendly."
As I started to show signs of ending it, Illya said her final words to Kiritsugu. I'm not sure if this is right but...
Kwaaaang!!!
"Mo, Morgan..."
"Your defeat for not knowing when to give up."
Then Morgan came out and finished off Seibah, and we decided to leave after untying Iri. I should send back the real Iri we locked up earlier.
"Everyone, let's go now. Our business is finished."
We left with Kiritsugu alone behind us, but...
Bang!
".... Huh?"
Along with the gunshot, an origin bullet was fired at me.
Of course, the origin bullet was blocked by Kama's hand. Did he target me until the very end...
"As expected, Magus Killer──"
Thwack!!!
Then Illya kicked such Kiritsugu. Uh...?
"I, Illya..."
"So ugly... For a loser to be ugly and dirty until the very end..."
Thump!
Then she kicked his temple, knocking Kiritsugu out while making a displeased face. Uh... what am I seeing right now? Is that really Illya...? No, isn't this character collapse...?
"Are you okay? Big brother."
"Uh... about that... Did you take some drug or something?"
"No? That's what Mr. Holmes does."
"That's true... You're so different from the Illya I know."
"Really? Wu Zetian is like that, and Koyanskaya taught me to treat clingy men like trash? And, this isn't the Kiritsugu I know either. Right now, Master is more important than Kiritsugu, right? I couldn't help myself~ Probably, Kuro would have done the same, don't you think?"
"Ah, yes..."
First... I need to summon Wu Zetian later and give her a proper lecture. What did she teach the kids...! Give back the pure Illya-chan...!
First, I immediately removed the affinity.
Poof~!
"Huh? Ah, I'm back. That form was better suited to be with Master big brother..."
"I like the gentle and pure Illya-chan."
"Really? I see... I like big brother too!"
Hmm... Somehow, I feel self-loathing.
"Illya-chan is a scary child...?"
"Hueh? It hurts when Mama says that... Uum, so... then Mama! Let's play with big brother together later!"
"... Illya-chan. Just for today, let me talk as your mother."
"Please, Iri... Educate this mischievous brat."
"Hueh?"
I want to die...