[BOKKI]
Who the hell are you?!
[GINKGO, stares blankly at Bokki, then looks side to side]
[GINKGO, points at herself]
Talkin' ta me?
[BOKKI]
Uh… Yeah?
Who else would I be talking to?
[GINKGO, shrugs]
I dunno…
[GINKGO, points over to Sho]
But more importantly!
Why's that guy in only his underwear!
[SHO, looks down at his undies]
Just enjoying the weather.
Nothing like the crisp chill of late November!
[BOKKI & SOBA, kick Sho inside the shop]
[BOTH]
WE SAID TO PUT ON SOME DAMN CLOTHES
[GORO, grumbling as he walks out of his room]
What's all this damn noise about?!
[GORO, looks down at Sho]
[GORO]
Who's this guy?
[BOKKI]
He's just a buddy.
He got insanely drunk last night and we decided to take him home with us.
[SHO, gets back up]
Me?
Drunk?
That is not shogun-like at all…
Such a thing could not have happened!
[SOBA, shakes his head]
It totally did Sho, it totally did…
[GORO]
So there's two strays here?
[SHO, sits down and closes his eyes in deep thought]
[SHO]
I am no stray…
My home is my father's secret vacation home.
Bokki, take me home now…
[BOKKI]
DON'T BOSS ME AROUND!
[GORO, smacks Bokki across the head]
[GORO]
Take the damn weirdo home!
And get the girl somewhere to be while you're at it!
[BOKKI]
Damn old man!
Fine!
But only cuz I want to!
Soba, Sho, Girl.
Let's head out.
[GINKGO]
Hey…
Who're you callin' "girl"?!
MY NAMES SAKATA GINKGO!
[BOKKI, eyes widen]
Sakata Ginkgo?
Like…
From MilkToast?!
[GINKGO, sighs]
Yeah…
I'm not a part of the group anymore though.
[BOKKI, gasps in excitement]
[BOKKI]
CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH?!
[SOBA, looks over at Bokki]
[SOBA]
You listen to MilkToast?
[BOKKI, glares at Soba]
[BOKKI]
N- no I don't…
It's- It's just for a job!
Yeah, some girl hired me to get an autograph from a member!
Me?
Listening to MilkToast?!
Pffffft…
As if.
[SOBA & GINKGO, stare blankly at Bokki]
[SHO, nods]
My…
What a convenient coincidence for you then…
[GINKGO & SOBA]
HE'S OBVIOUSLY LYING YOU GULLIBLE IDIOT!!
[SHO, starts heading out]
Well then friends, why do we not all start to head outside.
[BOKKI, pulls Sho back]
Put. On. Some. Damn. Clothes.
[SHO]
Ah!
Right, I had forgotten.
[Once Sho comes back with clothes on they head out to his house]
[BOKKI]
So Sho, where is your house anyways?
[SHO]
Ah…
It is quite a ways away.
As I said, it was my father's secret vacation home.
Worry not, for I'll lead the way there.
[GINKGO, nervously looking around]
Can ya give us an exact time or somethin'?
I really don't wanna be out and about right now.
[SHO, smiling innocently]
If we take the train, we will get there in about 2 hours!
[ALL]
TWO HOURS?!
[SOBA]
Sh- Sho…
You do know the nearest station is a half hour's walk away right?
[SHO]
Hmm…
My apologies, make that 2 hours and 30 minutes then.
[ALL, groan]
[GINKGO]
Who is this guy anyways?!
He just shows up in underwear outside the cozy mochi shop I crashed in for the night and now I'm stuck takin' him to his house that's 2 and a half hours away?!
[SOBA]
YOU'RE ONE TO TALK, LADY!
We at least know our friend Sho here!
We only met you 10 minutes ago!
[GINKGO, stares blankly at Soba]
Fair point…
But I still don't get why I have to get roped along!
[BOKKI, groans]
Will you shut up!
Who knew idols could be so annoying!
You're roped in with us because my old man wanted you outta the house.
[GINKGO]
So where am I 'sposed to go?
[NINJA]
With me!
[GINKGO, quickly turns around]
[GINKGO]
Damn…
It's my manager's minions.
[NINJA, charges at Ginkgo]
My client wants you back!
SAKATA GINKGO!
[GINKGO, dodges his attack]
[GINKGO, grabs the ninja & suplexes him]
[NINJA]
GAH-
[NINJA, lays unconscious on the ground]
[GINKGO, sighs]
It's been annoyin' having to deal with all these guys.
Luckily all the people he's sent are weak.
[BOKKI, SOBA, & SHO, stare at her blankly]
[SOBA]
How did you-
Are you really just an idol?!
[GINKGO, nods]
Yup!
[SHO, clapping]
Bravo!
Incredible!
[SHO, locks in]
But there's more important matters to attend to.
I want to go home!
Onward my men!
To the train station we go!
[BOKKI, sighs]
Onward… yeah…
[The four keep heading to the train station]
[GINKGO, after 5 minutes]
How much longer?
[SOBA]
20 minutes til we get there.
[GINKGO, after another 5 minutes]
We there yet?
[BOKKI, starts getting annoyed]
[SOBA]
Nope, 15 minutes til we get there.
[GINKGO, after another 5 minutes]
How much longerrrrrrr…
[BOKKI, visibly angry]
[SOBA, irritated]
More. Minutes.
[GINKGO, another 5 minutes later]
How much-
[BOKKI, beyond annoyed]
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
YOU'VE BEEN ASKING SOBA EVERY 5 MINUTES FOR THE PAST 15 MINUTES!
[BOKKI, sighs]
It's true when they say never meet your heroes.
[GINKGO, gasps]
I'm your hero?
[GINKGO, wipes fake tears of joy]
I- I'm truly honored!
[BOKKI, pulls out his sword and swings at Ginkgo]
[GINKGO, catches the sword & punches him in the gut]
[BOKKI, keels over]
AGH-
[GINKGO, looks up and away from Bokki]
Don't test me, White Hair.
[SOBA, rushes over to Bokki]
Bokki!
Are you alright?!
[BOKKI, laying flat on the ground]
Soba…
My story ends here… but the next chapter belongs to my student.
[SOBA, stares at him blankly & walks away]