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Chapter 7 - Even the most enlightened can have worldly desires.

[BOKKI and BUDDHA arrive at Bokki's home. The odd-jobs sign outside his door now has a sign stacked on top of it. "Mochizuki & Sons Super Exotic Exclusive Flavor Legendary Artisan Mochi"]

[BOKKI, reading the sign pale]

Please excuse the tacky shop sign, Buddha.

[BUDDHA]

Oh no worries, white hair.

In actuality, I'm a bit curious about this " Super Exotic Exclusive Flavor Legendary Artisan" mochi.

[BOKKI, a bit shocked]

For real?

I figured that the shop 's name was so long that it wouldn't attract any customers.

[GORO, appears from inside]

Well hey there son!

Who's this youve…

IS THAT BUDDHA?!

[BUDDHA]

Yes, I.

[GORO, falls over in shock.]

[BOKKI]

Hey!

Hey, wake up geezer!

[BOKKI, smacks his father with his bamboo sword]

[GORO, wakes back up]

WELCOME MR. BUDDHA!

W- WOULD YOU LIKE ANY MOCHI?!

ON US!

[BUDDHA]

Please just call me B.

Do you have a menu?

[BOKKI]

B?

You're being a bit casual for someone so revered , no?

[BUDDHA]

It's what they call me in [redacted].

Anyways, the menu?

[GORO, scrambling]

R- right! 

Right here Mr. B

[GORO, hands B the menu]

[B]

What's this?

Cold steel mint?

Sounds good, ill have that one

[GORO]

Right away, Mr. B.

Soba! Get out the stainless steel!

[SOBA, runs to get the steel]

[GORO, preps his hammer]

Are you ready, Soba?

[SOBA]

Yes sir!

[GORO, starts pounding the metal, slowly becoming a soft mochi consistency. SOBA, folds the steel mochi for it to maintain its consistency]

[GORO]

Good job, Soba!

[After a few minutes, the cold steel mint mochi is ready]

[GORO]

Your mochi, Mr. B

[B grabs the mochi and takes a bite]

My days!

This- THIS IS DELIGHTFUL!

[SOBA, gleams in excitement]

Did you hear that, Mr. Mochizuki?!

He likes it!

[GORO]

HA!

That's how people react when they try my mochi for the first time!

[B goes to the bench across the street from Bokki's home]

[B, laying down lazily shouts from the bench]

I'll be staying here you guys!

Those mochi were too good to up and leave you know!

[BOKKI]

Isn't your whole thing not being attached to earthly desires?

[B, smacks Bokki in the head]

Simmer down now, you insolent fool.

[A shadowy figure watches them from the alleyway adjacent to the mochi shop]

[SHADOWY FIGURE, speaking into phone]

These are the people you want me to sign up for the tournament?

[PHONE]

Yes, the old one. He owes us plenty.

If we sign them up to the tournament, they'll have no excuse to get out of a fight.

And we'll finally be able to beat that damned old man to a pulp!

[SHADOWY FIGURE]

That sounds kind of mean…

How about we go to their door every day like a Jehovah's Witness?

[PHONE]

YOU'RE TOO SOFT, [redacted]!

The boss wants his money back.

That's final.

[SHADOWY FIGURE, sighs]

Alright I guess.

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