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Chapter 1039 - Big Silly Cat Is Really Silly

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"Aow?"

Big Silly Cat said apologetically, "Sorry, aow, I didn't know just now, and I dirtied your knife."

Douluo IIRong Nianbing said helplessly, "Forget it, since you've already stabbed him with it, just use it however you want!"

Just as he finished speaking, he saw that Big Silly Cat had already pulled the knife out.

God King Tang's kidney was gushing blood heavily.

"Huh?"

"You said I can use it however I want, aow?"

Pfft!

Hearing Rong Nianbing's words, Big Silly Cat thrust the Ghost Carving Divine Knife back into God King Tang's kidney.

God King Tang squealed like a pig from the pain.

"Ah!!!"

"Rong Nianbing, you bastard! You're the most cruel-hearted person in the whole God Realm!"

Douluo IIRong Nianbing also pretended to be anxious and said:

"Aiya, what are you doing, aiya."

"Three-Eyed Golden Lion, you've really caused me so much trouble..."

Big Silly Cat scratched her head in confusion and replied:

"Didn't you just say that since I already stabbed him, I could use it however I want next?"

"Look, I stuck the knife back in, and I even helped God King Tang stop the bleeding."

Hearing this, Douluo IIRong Nianbing couldn't help twitching the corner of his mouth. He turned to look at Su Yan of the Douluo III World with a complex expression, asking with his eyes:

Is she a devil?

Su Yan said with a serious face:

"Brother Rong Nianbing, I don't know if you've noticed, but whenever we address the Three-Eyed Golden Lion, we call her Big Silly Cat. That's the nickname I gave her."

"Oh~!"

Douluo IIRong Nianbing realized, "No wonder! I was thinking, Brother Su Yan really knows how to give nicknames."

Silly!

Really silly!

Pulling it out and plugging it back in is called stopping the bleeding?

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were torturing Tang San.

"Hahaha!!"

Rakshasa God and the others finally couldn't hold it in any longer and burst out laughing.

Truly a Big Silly Cat!

Wang Dong'er was stunned watching this.

"Wait, what?"

"You damnable Big Silly Cat, you stole my spotlight again!"

"Tang San, you dog thief, take my Dog-Beating Staff!"

As Wang Dong'er spoke, she raised the Destruction Staff and smashed it fiercely towards God King Tang's head.

"Wait a minute!"

Destruction hastily rushed over and reached out to block Wang Dong'er's blow.

"Uncle Destruction?"

Wang Dong'er looked at Destruction in confusion.

With a complex expression, Destruction explained in a low voice, "Tang San is currently severely injured, and his divine force is suppressed by the rope, leaving him unable to resist."

"If you hit his head like this, it's very likely you'll actually kill him."

This is my Destruction Staff, not some Dog-Beating Staff!

Destruction had also realized this.

Between Wang Dong'er and the Three-Eyed Golden Lion, neither was reassuring at all. We brought out Super Divine Artifacts for you to break his defenses,

not for you to destroy our fun!

Wang Dong'er said thoughtfully, "I understand, then I'll hit his leg."

Bang!

Finishing her sentence, Wang Dong'er smashed her staff brutally right onto—the actual cripple's one good leg.

Because God King Tang's other leg had been chopped off by Angel God, and Life was busy treating him and hadn't gotten around to regrowing his leg yet.

Mainly, Life didn't want to regrow it for him either.

Douluo III God Realm.

Seeing his counterpart from the other World being tortured so miserably, God King Tang of Douluo III roared in anger:

"You bastards!"

"You're all a bunch of bastards! God of Evil, how... how can you torture someone like this? Doesn't your conscience hurt?"

"Waaah--!!"

Tang Wutong wept and cried out, "Stop bullying my daddy from the other World! You bastards! Wang Dong'er, Wang Qiu'er, you bastards!"

Seeing this scene, Xiao Wu was also deeply heartbroken.

Dai Yuhao, on the other hand, was barely holding back his laughter.

Good!

Fantastic!

Tang San, oh Tang San, this is your retribution.

Douluo II God Realm.

Wang Dong'er turned her head toward the projection screen, gritting her teeth:

"God King Tang, you say we are cruel? In Qiankun Asking Love Valley, when you forced the me and the Three-Eyed Golden Lion of Douluo III World to fight to the death so that only one could live, were you not cruel?"

"When you slaughtered Huo Yuhao hundreds or thousands of times, why didn't you ask if your own conscience hurt?"

"Just you wait! Today we're beating up Douluo 2Tang San, and next time, it'll be you!"

Big Silly Cat raised her head and shouted:

"Aow!"

"I am the Three-Eyed Golden Lion, I'll do whatever I want!"

Having spoken,

Big Silly Cat immediately plunged the knife into God King Tang's arm once more.

[Xiao Xiao is the Cutest: Hang in there Wang Dong'er, you're the best today!]

[Dark Avenger: How satisfying!]

[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Today, this Empress has finally taken her revenge.]

[Qian Yuhan: Good thing this person is Tang San. If it were anyone else, I don't think I could bear to watch.]

[Rakshasa God: Good grief, you two Angel Gods were kicking him the hardest just now, and now you can't bear to watch?]

[Gu Yue: Next time, I want to torture God King Tang of douluo 3 like this too!]

Douluo III God Realm.

God King Tang was furious and anxious, but Wang Dong'er's two sentences left him completely speechless.

Rong Nianbing and his group in the Douluo III God Realm didn't think much of it either.

After all, they had already heard Su Yan and the others mention Tang San's past actions toward Wang Dong'er and the rest; no matter how they sought revenge now, it wouldn't be excessive.

Though Wang Dong'er and Wang Qiu'er were torturing God King Tang terribly now, truth be told, it was far less brutal than how Tang San had tortured Huo Yuhao.

Those who walk the rightful path receive abundant help, while those who stray find little support.

...

A short while later.

Douluo III World.

Su Yan spoke up:

"There's one more thing. Big Silly Cat, make God King Tang hand over the golden dragon spear, and that should be enough for today."

Hearing Su Yan's words, Big Silly Cat asked curiously:

"What is the golden dragon spear?"

[Wang Dong'er: Idiot, we just talked about it yesterday when gossiping about Gu Yuena—it's a Divine Artifact capable of killing Gu Yuena.]

Su Yan pulled out the Douluo III golden dragon spear he had just retrieved from inside Tang Wulin, swung it twice, and explained:

"After the Dragon God split, the forty-ninth ribs of the Golden Dragon King and Silver Dragon King transformed into the golden dragon spear and silver dragon spear respectively. The golden dragon spear can only be used by someone with the Golden Dragon King Bloodline."

"You can use it."

"Furthermore, the reason God King Tang wanted to fuse you into Tang Wutong was precisely because he coveted this trace of Bloodline in you."

After listening to Su Yan's explanation, Big Silly Cat turned to look at God King Tang and said:

"Tang San, are you going to hand it over yourself now, or should I poke ten thousand holes in you before you hand it over?"

Weakly, God King Tang said, "Hand... I can't hand it over right now."

"Aow?"

Brandishing her knife, Big Silly Cat raged, "You guy, do you really want me to poke ten thousand holes in you?"

"Wait, wait."

In despair, God King Tang said, "I'm tied up right now, I really have no way to take it out."

Bang!

Hearing this, Wang Dong'er smashed another vicious blow onto God King Tang's good leg before finally retracting the demon binding rope.

God King Tang finally breathed a sigh of relief. Although unwilling, he hurriedly handed over the golden dragon spear.

There was no choice.

Now that he couldn't get the Three-Eyed Golden Lion's Bloodline, the golden dragon spear was just a dead object to him that he couldn't use anyway.

If he didn't hand it over, he would definitely suffer terrible torment!

(End of Chapter)

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