Douluo II God Realm.
Destruction anxiously scratched his head.
It's over!
We can't figure out the gossip here anymore.
"Rong Nianbing, hurry up and analyze what's going on right now?"
"Why did that Dai Yuhao over there vomit blood, and why are they saying these things?"
Douluo 2Rong Nianbing also had a bewildered look on his face and said,
"I don't know!"
"Huh?"
"Brother Su Yan, we didn't understand this gossip. Hurry up and explain what's going on!"
Angel God and Rakshasa God of Douluo 1 couldn't stop laughing either.
They could testify.
Su Yan and Big Silly Cat just wanted to bluff Dai Yuhao and Tang Wutong; they had no intention whatsoever of ruining their reputations.
Douluo III World.
Su Yan replied with a straight face, "I don't know either!"
"Little Golden Lion just guessed that Tang Wutong was pregnant. Who could have known things would turn out like this, and they even said we ruined Tang Wutong's reputation? Isn't this framing an honest person?"
"Hahaha!!"
Big Silly Cat was so happy she looked up and let out a long roar!
"Awoo~"
"I angered Dai Yuhao to the point of vomiting blood."
"Who else?"
I have to say.
This time, there really is a good show.
Douluo III God Realm.
Dai Mubai, Ning Rongrong, and the others from Douluo III, along with Rong Nianbing's group, all failed to figure out what was happening.
To be honest.
Who could figure out this situation?
Three-Eyed Golden Lion said Tang Wutong was pregnant. That didn't even seem like a basic attack, so how could it be slander, and how could it anger Dai Yuhao to the point of vomiting blood?
At this moment, Dai Yuhao was grinding his teeth in anger and shouted furiously,
"Bastard!"
"Su Yan, Three-Eyed Golden Lion, all of you are bastards!"
"Wutong is still an unmarried maiden right now, and you're saying she's pregnant. If this isn't slandering her innocence, what is it?"
"You are despicable and shameless to actually say such things to a young maiden. You are utterly shameless!"
Su Yan said with a straight face,
"Huh?"
"Classmate, you're in the wrong for saying that. If I remember correctly, Tang Wutong is your wife, right?"
"We only said your wife was pregnant, and you're this excited. Could it be that you're impotent?"
"Oh~!"
Douluo II God Realm.
"Oh~!"
Douluo 2Rong Nianbing let out an exclamation of surprise as well, his eyes revealing a longing for some massive gossip.
Destruction, Ji Dong, and all the other male divinities instantly understood the implication.
Douluo 2Ji Dong spoke up, "I get it. This guy named Huo Yuhao is impotent, so as soon as Three-Eyed Golden Lion said his wife was pregnant, it directly angered him into vomiting blood."
Destruction gave a thumbs up and said, "Right, that's the only possibility. He's impotent!"
"If he could even lay a hand on Tang Wutong, upon hearing that Tang Wutong was pregnant, his very first reaction would be joy. How could he possibly be angered to the point of vomiting blood?"
"Pfft!"
"Hahaha!!"
Rakshasa God and Angel God of Douluo 1 couldn't hold it in and laughed themselves half to death.
"Hilarious!"
"You guys are simply lacking in any moral virtue!"
Knowing what was really going on, they were truly about to die of laughter. With a single basic attack, Su Yan not only tricked Dai Yuhao into using his ultimate move, but even made him spit out a mouthful of old blood.
Douluo III God Realm.
Dai Yuhao roared angrily,
"Shut up!"
"You bastards are getting more and more out of hand. I, Dai Yuhao, am an upright man standing between heaven and earth. I can swear I am a man."
"I can do it, I am very capable."
I have to say.
A man.
You can say anything else to a man, but if you say he's impotent, who could keep from getting furious?
Dai Mubai and his group from Douluo III were truly bewildered now.
Huh?
What on earth is going on here?
Why are we understanding less and less of this?
What about being impotent... what about being an unmarried maiden...
Wait!
Everyone suddenly grasped the crucial point. Earlier, it seemed like they said Wutong is still a maiden?
That's not right, is it?
How old are Dai Yuhao and Tang Wutong by now? Those years they spent on Douluo Continent, plus these years they've been in the God Realm—how could Tang Wutong possibly still be a maiden?
Weren't these two together long ago?
They actually haven't consummated it?
Could it be that Dai Yuhao really is impotent?
Dai Mubai from Douluo III instantly felt a tight squeeze in his chest, stepped forward, and asked Dai Yuhao in a low voice, "Yuhao, tell Old Ancestor the truth. Are you able to do it or not?"
"Old Ancestor is still counting on you to carry on the family line in the future."
Hearing this, Dai Yuhao instantly grew anxious.
"I can do it!"
"I really can do it!"
"Really, I'm a normal man. I, Dai Yuhao, am an upright man standing between heaven and earth."
Dai Mubai from Douluo III said in a deep voice, "You don't need to speak that loudly. Just tell me the truth: if you have no problems, why is Wutong still a maiden to this day?"
"I..."
Dai Yuhao was instantly rendered speechless.
Damn it!
Can I be blamed for that?
Father-in-law's Restriction on her is still there; I simply can't achieve a Breakthrough for the final step!
I want to as well, I dream of it every night, but my strength doesn't permit it!
Oscar from Douluo III also couldn't help saying, "Yuhao, if you have any difficulties, just spit them out. Your Old Ancestor understands a lot about these matters."
"As long as you say it, Old Ancestor will definitely be able to think of a way for you."
"Hmm?"
Zhu Zhuqing from Douluo III instantly hardened her expression, turned her head to look at Dai Mubai and Oscar, thinking that these bastards truly were no good back in the day!
At this moment, Tang Wutong spoke up,
"Oh my, you uncles shouldn't pressure Yuhao anymore. Yuhao doesn't have any problems at all."
Zhu Zhuqing from Douluo III also couldn't help saying, "Wutong, if Yuhao has no problems, how come so much time has passed and you're still a maiden?"
Ning Rongrong from Douluo III chimed in, "Wutong, if you guys have any unspeakable difficulties that you're too embarrassed to tell your mom and dad, you can tell us."
Tang Wutong replied, "It's... it's because Dad left a Restriction on my body back then to protect me."
"Back then..."
Tang Wutong explained the general situation.
Dai Mubai and his group instantly breathed a sigh of relief.
"Sigh!"
"You guys really! If you had just said this was the situation earlier, you would have saved us from worrying for nothing."
"That's right, you even stirred up such a huge pile of misunderstandings."
"We really thought there was some actual problem."
Clearly.
They still didn't realize just how perverted this situation was on the inside.
At this moment, Dai Mubai from Douluo III looked at Su Yan's group and Destruction's group within the projected image and shouted loudly,
"You all heard what Wutong just said. Neither Yuhao nor Wutong has any problems. Stop spouting nonsense."
"Hahaha!!"
Douluo III World.
At this moment, Su Yan was clutching his stomach, laughing so hard he couldn't straighten his back.
Xiao Wu and the others were laughing so hard tears were almost streaming out of their eyes.
Big Silly Cat was laughing so hard she was rolling around on the ground.
"Hahaha!!"
"I'm dying of laughter, I'm truly going to die of laughter."
"We bluffed it out; this time it's completely bluffed out."
"Not only do Tang San's son and daughter have bad luck, but being Tang San's son-in-law is also the ultimate bad luck. Who would have thought he'd even put a chastity lock on his own daughter?"
"Hahaha!!"
"I can't take it anymore, I really can't laugh anymore, especially when thinking about how Tang Wutong's chastity lock only targets Dai Yuhao alone—it has me laughing so hard I can't even stay alive."
"Hahaha!!"
(End of Chapter)
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