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Chapter 618 - I Call You San'er, You Call Me Dad

[Group Member No. 9: Quick, Rongrong, you and Zhuqing go up too.]

[Shui Yueer: Hehehe!]

[Shui Binger: It has to be our Great General No. 9!]

Indeed.

Seeing Ye Lingling's reminder, Ning Rongrong wore a mischievous smirk and looked at Zhuqing, calling out:

"Zhuqing, let's go too."

Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing also stepped forward and said with straight faces, "Brother Su Yan, did we come at a bad time?"

"No."

"You came at just the right time."

Su Yan opened his arms, and Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing stepped forward to kiss him on both cheeks. The three of them stayed in Su Yan's embrace, looking happy and blissful.

At this moment, silence spoke louder than words...

Dou 2:???

Dou 2:???

Are you f***ing kidding me?

Dai Mubai and Oscar's faces also turned green instantly.

"You..."

"You're looking for death!!!"

Dou 2 Zhu Zhuqing retorted angrily:

"You're all fakes! Stop talking about another World from ten thousand years ago; you're fakes, all of you are fakes!"

Dou 2 spoke with a serious expression, "Your story is full of holes. If your so-called other World truly existed, how could the Xiao Wu, Rongrong, and me of that World all belong to Su Yan alone?"

Lower Realm.

Hearing the words of Dou 2 Zhu Zhuqing, Zhu Zhuqing shook her head slightly and said, "I think you're right. Su Yan obviously doesn't just belong to the three of us. To be precise, all of us are Su Yan's women."

"Su Yan is strong and responsible, ten thousand times better than that coward and seven-spotted ladybug by your side who only knows how to run away!"

[Everyone: 666!]

Dou 2 Zhu Zhuqing's composure instantly shattered, and her expression became extremely unsightly!

Indeed, roasting yourself was the most heart-piercing!

Dai Mubai was also exploding with rage.

Damn it!

This is a record from ten thousand years ago, why is it still being brought up now?

Su Yan was also somewhat amused by this: "Alright, we haven't even started talking about business yet. Don't make Tang San and the others die of anger."

Hearing Su Yan speak, Xiao Wu and the other two stepped out of his embrace.

They really thought Su Yan was going to talk about business.

But unexpectedly!

Su Yan's next sentence was: "Ah Yin, Yuehua, you two come here for a moment too."

Hearing Su Yan's words, Ah Yin and Yuehua also hurriedly stepped forward, hugging Su Yan from both sides and tenderly kissing his cheeks, their eyes filled with love.

God King Tang:???

In the projection screen.

God King Tang's face turned from green to black, a mottled mess of green and black!

He was so furious that his teeth were grinding audibly!

Su Yan said with a serious face:

"Little San, I've said this many times. We really are from another World, so there's no question of real or fake between us."

"As you can see now, Ah Yin and Yuehua are real too. I don't care how you curse me behind my back, but now that we've met, shouldn't you call me Stepfather?"

"Or Uncle?"

At this moment, Dou 2 Zhu Zhuqing and the others in the God Realm stared wide-eyed. You're not human! You bastard is the one who's truly heartless!

Isn't this just bullying an honest man?

God King Tang's eyes were bloodshot with hatred.

Damn it!

A path to death!

This is truly a path to death!

However.

Just as God King Tang was about to burst into curses, he heard Su Yan speak again:

"Of course, regarding the issue of seniority, I've thought about it. Since I'm with Xiao Wu, Rongrong, and the others, but also with Ah Yin and Yuehua, the seniority is indeed a bit messy."

"How about this!"

"In our World, I'm a bit older than you. From today on, we'll each have our own way of addressing each other. I'll call you San'er, and you call me Dad."

In the projection screen.

God King Tang's composure completely shattered. His face became a mask of agony as he began searching around the Asura Hall.

"Where is my asura sword?"

"Where the f*** is my asura sword?"

Seeing this, Su Yan hurriedly asked:

"San'er, what are you looking for?"

"Want Dad to help you find it?"

"Argh!!"

God Realm.

God King Tang instantly went mad, raising the asura sword and hacking at Su Yan in the projection screen.

"I'll kill you!"

"I'll kill you!"

"I'll kill you!"

However, in the projection.

Ah Yin and Tang Yuehua immediately blocked Su Yan, their faces full of anger:

"You little beast, don't you dare treat your Stepfather/Uncle like that."

At this moment, whether it was the people of the God Realm, the Lower Realm, those watching the livestream in the Group Chat, or Da Ming and Er Ming, Everyone was completely stunned!

Dou 2 and the others were truly dumbfounded.

Wait?

This Su Yan?

Is this the evil fiend who killed the Dou 2Tang Hao and Ah Yin?

Can this be right?

This definitely can't be right!

How could he possibly infuriate someone to this extent?

The most ridiculous part was that the Ah Yin and Tang Yuehua from the Lower Realm were actually adding insult to injury! They were still adding insult to injury!

Truly devoid of conscience!

On the other side.

Destruction and Life also stared with wide eyes.

Then.

"Hahaha—!!"

"Hahaha—!!"

Destruction was laughing so hard he was slapping his thigh.

"I'm dying! I'm really going to die of laughter because of him! He's simply a Genius!"

"Hahaha!"

"Tang San's father's killer has now become Tang San's dad! Hahaha!"

Life also said with an awkward expression, "This person... this person is just too good at provoking people, isn't he?"

Destruction was already laughing to the point of tears. "This Su Yan is good. This Su Yan is really something. I want to become sworn brothers with him; I want to increase my seniority!"

"I want Tang San to call me Uncle! Hahaha—!!"

Lower Realm.

Da Ming and Er Ming also stared wide-eyed, looking at Su Yan with faces full of horror.

So strong!

A single sentence actually made Tang San, a God King, lose his mind... No! What's even stronger is that all these people are his women?

Wait?

If Tang San calls you Dad, then what do we call you?

If Aunt Rou is also one, should we call you Uncle-in-law?

Then how would the relationship with Sister Xiao Wu be calculated?

At this moment, the Group Chat members were dying of laughter...

[Group Member No. 9: Teacher Su is truly worthy of being Teacher Su!]

[Zhu Zhuqing: Although Great General No. 9 is strong, compared to you, Su Yan, he's still a bit lacking!]

[Ning Rongrong: Brother Su Yan is so amazing, hahaha!!]

[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Picked up a 'good big son' through a video call, huh?]

[Liu Erlong: I'm really dying of laughter. Ah Yin and Yuehua, you two have learned to be bad too, haven't you?]

[Dark Avenger: What's even more heart-piercing is that you two don't even recognize him as your son and just call him 'little beast'?]

[Ma Xiaotao: Hahaha!!]

[Hu Liena: I'm about to die of laughter too. Tang San is looking for the asura sword to hack you, Su Yan, why don't you help him find it?]

[Bibi Dong: Dealing with Tang San still requires you, Su Yan. Others are far from that level!]

[Qian Renxue: Tang San is really being driven to death by anger this time. I think he's about to spit blood.]

[Group Member No. 9: I have a plan. Since Tang San is about to spit blood, why not strike while the iron is hot? Su Yan, talk to Tang San and ask him if he'll attend your wedding with Ah Yin and Yuehua. It's fine if the gift arrives but the person doesn't!]

[Group Member No. 9: At the very least, he should offer a blessing, right?]

[Everyone:???]

(End of Chapter)

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