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Chapter 470 - Xiao Wu is Becoming More Human-like Now

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Heaven Dou City.

When the conversation between the two Gu Yuena's in the Group Chat reached this point, the eyes of the women at home all landed on Gu Yuena 1.

Yi-Na was also completely stunned.

Wait, what?

The other me?

[Gu Yuena 1: Second Gu Yuena, they're joking. You didn't misunderstand what's going on, did you?]

[Gu Yuena 2:???]

[Xiao Xiao is the Cutest: Hahaha!!]

[Red Dust Dream Dream Dream: Sister Second Gu Yuena is finished. Sister Second Gu Yuena took it seriously; you've already offended the Big Sister of the East Palace.]

[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: You guys... chatting about things I can't even understand again!]

[Ah Yin: Second Master, Everyone is just playing around, and you're just playing along too, right?]

[Bo Saixi: Second Gu Yuena: I'm serious.]

[Sea Goddess Douluo: Number Nine: Shut up, hurry up and shut up!]

Anyway.

While Everyone was joking in the Group Chat, the cultivation-loving Master Bibi had already flown up into the clouds!

Having not seen him for three months, Bibi Dong's longing... was like a surging spring!

Endless and flowing incessantly.

Of course.

"Phew!"

"Xiao Yan."

"I want to go back to Spirit City tomorrow; I need to return to inherit my God Position."

Su Yan soothed Bibi Dong's Spirit and replied softly, "Is there anything I can do to help?"

Bibi Dong thought for a moment and replied, "The current God Trial actually does need something, which is to Reshape the Physical Body..."

At this point, Bibi Dong leaned close to Su Chen's ear, exhaling heat as she said tenderly:

"After reshaping the Physical Body, I will use the Rakshasa divine force to condense a brand new body, a NirvanaRebirth. I'll become a new Bibi Dong, a budding flower waiting only for you to open, a Bibi Dong that belongs only to you, Dong'er."

Upon hearing Bibi Dong's words, Su Yan became excited in an instant.

"Mmm~"

Feeling Su Yan's excitement, Bibi Dong looked at him somewhat helplessly and said, "Little Bastard, why have you started cultivating again so soon?"

Su Yan said with a serious face, "Because I need to say goodbye to our young matron Auntie Dong and welcome the future young girl Dong'er!"

Hearing this, Bibi Dong said with a doting look, "Then Auntie will accompany you in cultivation to the end tonight... truly to the very end..."

...

...

Douluo 2.

Lake of Life.

Gu Yuena 2 was also stunned at this moment.

"Ah?"

"They were joking?"

"Why do these people talk like this? Can't they just be normal?"

Snow Empress also said somewhat helplessly, "Lord, that's just how humans are! Look at the previous chat records; they just like to joke around frequently."

"It's over now."

"Lord, you've offended Zhu Zhuqing; your path has narrowed."

Hearing this, Gu Yuena 2's expression became complicated. "Is this Zhu Zhuqing very powerful in the Group Chat?"

"She doesn't seem to talk much, not even as much as Number Nine or that Dugu Yan. Although I offended Zhu Zhuqing, I did extend a gesture of goodwill to Number Nine."

"Uh..."

Snow Empress didn't even know what to say.

Wait, what?

Zhu Zhuqing was Su Yan's first woman, the Group Chat's first Administrator, an existence whose magnanimity and'stature' could crush someone to death!

And Number Nine?

Number Nine is supposedly just a big talker online, but in reality, she couldn't even let out a peep!

[Snow Empress: Sister Zhuqing, our Lord had a misunderstanding. So what our Lord meant was that she can form an alliance with you.]

[Group Member Number Nine: Then should I leave?]

[Dugu Yan: Your rebellious nature has shown; next, you can only be banished to the Cold Palace.]

[Zhang Lexuan: If Number Nine is banished to the Cold Palace, does the previous queue still count?]

[Ye Guyi: 666.]

[Snow Empress: You haven't finished answering my question from earlier. What Number Nine said is exactly what I wanted to ask. Since I entered the Group Chat before the Snow Empress of your World, I am the undisputed elder sister. There's no dispute about this, right?]

[Zhu Zhuqing: You're overthinking it.]

[Ning Rongrong: You offended the East Palace and still want to be the elder sister?]

[Group Member Number Nine: Sorry, Snow Empress, it's all my fault for leading you astray!]

[Xiao Wu: Snow Empress, we can't answer the question you're asking because our words don't count. This is your own business, do you understand what I mean?]

[Zhu Zhuqing: Xiao Wu has really grown up; she's become so smart.]

[Liu Erlong: Indeed, she used to be at the bottom of the Group Chat's IQ rankings, but Xiao Wu is becoming more human-like now.]

[Xiao Wu:???]

[Wang Donger: Liu Erlong, do you even know how to talk?]

[Ling Luochen: Actually... you might want to carefully savor Ancestor Erlong's words.]

[Xiao Xiao is the Cutest: 666.]

...

Time passed quickly!

The next day.

The morning light rose.

Bibi Dong took a deep breath, ending this ultimate battle.

She had truly, truly utilized the persona of young matron Auntie Dong to the extreme, using every trick in the book.

"Xiao Yan."

"Next time, Auntie won't go easy on you anymore. Auntie will use numbers to win, so don't try to act tough then!"

This ultimate battle was a hard one for Bibi Dong, but she didn't use her Clones; she wanted to save that surprise for later.

[Liu Erlong: Good morning... Old Woman, time to sleep.]

Anyway.

Ling Yuan had given Liu Erlong an idea, but... they had calculated everything except for the fact that Bibi Dong was actually so terrifying that she alone withstood all of Su Yan's firepower.

They could only say—as expected of the Supreme Pontiff!

[Ma Xiaotao: Did Ancestor Erlong not wake up yet this morning? Shouldn't it be time to get up?]

[Dugu Yan: She has to be able to get up first!]

[Zhang Lexuan: Wang Donger, are you coming back today? Ma Xiaotao and I are going to start investigating you today. Where should we start?]

[Ling Luochen: When Wang Donger gets back, just have her confess on her own.]

[Group Member Number Nine: I have another good idea.]

[Everyone:???]

[Group Member Number Nine: For your investigation results, eventually reply to Tang Hao with four words—Su Yan is your daddy.]

[Ma Xiaotao: Stop joking, Ancestor Number Nine. Tang Hao could flatten us into paper with one hammer strike.]

[Group Member Number Nine: I'm really not joking. Wang Donger is going back today, so Su Yan might follow and take us there too. So, you understand, right?]

(End of Chapter)

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