Speaking of which.
Yu Xiaogang genuinely liked his foolish teammate Flender. Based on the current situation, Yu Xiaogang's ability to completely trick Liu Erlong must have been greatly assisted by that idiot Flender.
Now that the opening had been provided.
It was time for Yu Xiaogang to reveal the truth and give Liu Erlong a serious explanation.
"Erlong, my past avoidance wasn't due to cowardice, but because I didn't know how to face you. Now I have returned; after my entire life's effort, I finally found a way back."
"Erlong, now that I'm back, I will never leave you again..."
Slap!
It happened faster than words could describe.
Liu Erlong immediately delivered a resounding slap, leaving a handprint on Yu Xiaogang's face.
Wasn't it enough that the bastard disgusted me once?
He actually doesn't plan on leaving, he intends to keep disgusting me forever?
Does this old lady owe you something?!
Liu Erlong felt that one slap wasn't satisfying enough, so she slapped Yu Xiaogang across the face again, yelling:
"Yu Xiaogang!"
"Are you sick, you piece of waste!"
???
Yu Xiaogang was completely stunned by Liu Erlong's two slaps.
What?
What just happened?
Liu Erlong actually hit me?
This plot development started wrong, didn't it?
Shouldn't she be crying and hugging me, weeping with emotion and saying, 'You're finally here, I've finally waited for you...'
Why is she hitting people?
Flender was also completely bewildered at this moment.
What's going on?
Why is Erlong hitting Xiaogang?
Zhao Wuji and the others felt like laughing a little. When they arrived, Flender had boasted to them about how much Liu Erlong liked the Grandmaster... Everyone had assumed Liu Erlong would be an ugly woman.
But.
Liu Erlong wasn't ugly; Liu Erlong was so beautiful, and her talent and strength were excellent. How could Liu Erlong possibly fancy Yu Xiaogang, this waste!
Zhao Wuji and the others felt that this was the correct way for the plot to start, this was a normal and reasonable plot progression.
At this moment.
Yu Xiaogang perhaps felt that what Flender had said when he returned a few days ago was correct: Liu Erlong might love him too much, missed him too much, and thus turned love into hate!
Thinking this, Yu Xiaogang put on a self-reproaching expression and said:
"Erlong, scold me! Hit me! As long as it can resolve the resentment in your heart, as long as it can make you happy, I will do anything."
"Because, this is what I owe you."
[Everyone: 666.]
[I Am an Orphan: Yu Xiaogang, that bastard, seems to have some capability after all!]
[Group Member Number Nine: He said he'd do anything, Liu Erlong, ask him to be a woman from now on, see if he agrees?]
[Dugu Yan: As expected of you!]
[Zhu Zhuqing: Didn't Yu Xiaogang stop being a man previously?]
[Xiao Wu: Right, he even wrongly accused Su Yan last time. How can he have the nerve to look for Liu Erlong now?]
"Heh?"
Seeing the messages in the Group Chat, Liu Erlong was genuinely angered into laughing.
That's right.
Yu Xiaogang, that waste of an animal, he isn't even a man anymore, so why is he coming to find me, and saying he won't leave?
Does he think I, Liu Erlong, am a trash can, coming here to dump his garbage?
Liu Erlong looked at Yu Xiaogang with a cold smile, her eyes full of mockery and sarcasm:
"Yu Xiaogang, I'll ask you a question: Do you think you still count as a man?"
"You abandoned me back then, ignoring me for so many years. Do you think you are a man?"
"Now you want to come back whenever you please. Do you think I owe you something?"
"Yu Xiaogang, answer me seriously now, do you, this waste, still count as a man?"
"Yu Xiaogang, are you a man!"
[Everyone: 666.]
Tang Yuehua and Ling Yuan looked at Liu Erlong in disbelief. Liu Erlong's intelligence had skyrocketed all at once!
A double entendre.
It was simply a stroke of genius.
Zhao Wuji and the others instantly felt awkward. They exchanged glances, completely awestruck by her.
This Liu Erlong was truly incredible.
Yu Xiaogang truly was no longer a man.
Man!
That really hit a nerve.
Flender's expression also grew complicated at this moment.
This... this... Although these were just questions from Liu Erlong about the past, Xiaogang truly wasn't a man anymore.
If Liu Erlong were cursing Flender and Zhao Wuji for not being men, Flender would feel useless, and Zhao Wuji would just laugh it off.
But Liu Erlong was cursing Yu Xiaogang now, and Yu Xiaogang was completely breaking down because, physically, Yu Xiaogang was indeed no longer a man.
Therefore.
Liu Erlong's words carried the magic of true damage, dealing critical hits to Yu Xiaogang's character, psychology, and body simultaneously!
Lies do not hurt people; the truth is the sharpest knife.
In Yu Xiaogang's heart, immense resentment began to brew. His expression became extremely grim, and his emotions completely erupted at this moment.
"Liu Erlong, you are right. I am not a man. I, Yu Xiaogang, am not a man now. Are you satisfied now?"
"The reason I kept avoiding you wasn't cowardice, but because I didn't want you to suffer the world's cold stares and contempt; I didn't want you to be harmed in any way, do you understand?"
As Yu Xiaogang spoke, he suddenly put on a show of genuine emotion.
"I originally thought we would never have a chance to be together in this lifetime, until a few days ago when I learned about spiritual romance."
"Faced with fate's trickery, I, Yu Xiaogang, had no choice, but today I dare to seek you out, which proves I can give you happiness, because I chose not to be a man so I could be with you."
"Erlong, to prove to the world that we have true love, that our love is pure, I gave up the qualification of being a man, because only then can I be with you."
"Because only this way, when the world learns we are siblings, they won't mock or satirize you; instead, they will respect our love in their hearts, because we have true love—spiritual romance!"
For a moment.
Both the Group Chat and the scene fell silent.
Zhao Wuji, Tang San, and the others were also stunned.
spiritual romance?
Good, good, good!
The Grandmaster is indeed the Grandmaster. Your ability to learn and imitate is truly strong; you're going for spiritual romance?
No wonder your expression was so solemn back then!
You were learning!
Wait?
Is Yu Xiaogang implying this?
Did you secretly uninstall your 'chicken' yourself?
That can't be right!
Didn't you say your 'QQ' was secretly uninstalled by Su Yan, and you hated Su Yan for it, wanting Bibi Dong to kill Su Yan for revenge?
So, it turns out.
Your 'QQ' just switches to the necessary uninstallation method whenever it's convenient for you, right?
Flender was also somewhat confused... Who exactly cut off Xiaogang's 'chicken'?
Wasn't it said that Su Yan did it?
This isn't...
Tang Yuehua was starting to feel offended.
What the hell?
spiritual romance?
Yu Xiaogang, you bastard, you're actually serious?
[Everyone:???]
[Dugu Yan: Why do I feel like something is off? Could it be that Yu Xiaogang really cut it off himself, just to have a spiritual romance with Liu Erlong?]
[Bibi Dong: If you believe Yu Xiaogang cut it off himself, you might as well believe Su Yan helped him cut it off.]
[Tang Yuehua: Weren't you guys in the Dou 2 World at that time?]
[Group Member Number Nine: Although Yu Xiaogang now claims he gave up his qualification as a man, back when he was at Shrek, he and Tang San hated Su Yan to death over this.]
[Winter Cutie: So this definitely wasn't cut off by Yu Xiaogang himself. Yu Xiaogang saying this now is purely to lie to Liu Erlong, right?]
[Bo Saixi: I'm seriously dying of laughter. Yu Xiaogang is a talent! He isn't even a man anymore, yet he dares to come find Liu Erlong. Does he really want to pursue spiritual romance?]
[Shui Yueer: Why do I feel like the most absurd one here isn't Yu Xiaogang, but Flender who brought him?]
[Everyone:???]
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