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Chapter 372 - I am a Spirit Beast, I am Not Human

[Winter Cutie: Gossip, gossip, gossip!]

[Dark Avenger: I remember Little Wild Goose didn't have much gossip?]

[Shui Binger: Dugu Yan, right?]

["Yanzi is not a Swallow" changed name to "Dugu Yan."]

[Dugu Yan: Su Yan, please start your performance now!]

[Everyone: 666.]

[Huo Wu: Um... is Her Holiness the Supreme Pontiff there?]

[Bibi Dong:???]

Blazing Academy.

Seeing Bibi Dong appear, Huo Wu instantly became nervous.

She had finished reading the chat history last night, and this Bibi Dong was real! She was her idol, the Pope of the Spirit Hall, Bibi Dong!

[Huo Wu: Hello, Your Holiness. My name is Huo Wu. I'm your idol—oh no, you're my fan—no, I mean, I've always admired you!]

Crown Prince's Mansion.

Seeing Huo Wu's post in the Group Chat, Qian Renxue's expression became a bit strange.

Admiring Bibi Dong?

You really have "great" taste!

[I Am an Orphan: Liu Erlong, this Huo Wu admires Bibi Dong. You know what to do!]

[Liu Erlong: Understood!]

[Liu Erlong: Hello, Student Huo Wu. You have been granted qualification to join the blind douluo combination without an assessment. If you have no objections, you will officially become a member of our Blind Douluo from now on.]

[Everyone: Hahaha!!]

[Huo Wu: Why?]

[Shui Yueer: Huo Wu, I really envy you. You found such a powerful organization as soon as you joined!]

[Dugu Yan: I'm dying of laughter. Haven't you read the chat history? You consider Bibi Dong your idol, and you still say you're not a Blind Douluo?]

[Group Member Number Nine: What do you know? This is called emotional intelligence. Joining the strongest organization in the chat right away and getting looked after by veteran members like Bibi Dong, Liu Erlong, Bo Saixi, and Xiao Wu—that's incredibly smart!]

[Hu Liena: Tell me the truth, do you also want to take my teacher as your master, just like Tang Ya?]

[Shui Yueer: Hahaha!!]

Blazing Academy.

Huo Wu was now speechless.

Why are these people like this?

[Huo Wu: Is there something wrong with me admiring Her Holiness? Sister Supreme Pontiff became the Pope of the Spirit Hall as a woman and possesses such great strength. Many female Spirit Masters on the continent view Her Holiness as an idol. It's clearly you bastards who have no taste!]

[Bibi Dong: I think you're absolutely right. Young lady, this Supreme Pontiff has high hopes for you!]

[Ning Rongrong: 666.]

[Zhu Zhuqing: Although what you say makes sense, we still won't support you.]

[I Am a Little Bird: I support her. I think Student Huo Wu has excellent taste. Her Holiness the Supreme Pontiff is a role model for us female Spirit Masters to strive toward!]

[Liu Erlong: Give it a rest!]

[Bo Saixi: This Spirit HallElder is too eager for advancement!]

[Everyone: Hahaha!!]

[Sea Goddess Douluo: I don't know Bibi Dong. My idol is the High Priest of Sea God Island.]

[Group Member Number Nine: Do you also like the Hundred-Level Covenant?]

[Bai Chenxiang: No! Just like Auntie Lingyuan, she's too eager for advancement!]

[Everyone: 666.]

Crown Prince's Mansion.

After finishing his meal, Su Yan looked at the Little Angel and said, "I plan to head out today to pick up Zhuqing and the others."

"If they were to come on their own, it might take several days. But if I take the Little Monkey with me, it'll be done in about half a day."

Qian Renxue nodded slightly upon hearing Su Yan's words and didn't say anything.

[Su Yan: Yesterday, due to a tiny accident, we missed out on a day of gossip!]

[Su Yan: Continuing today!]

[Liu Erlong: Exactly! A 'tiny' accident... Ouch!]

Slap!

Liu Erlong's buttocks were attacked, and she looked at Bibi Dong with a hint of resentment.

Damn it!

Just wait until you get back to Spirit City; let's see how I'll mock you then!

[Everyone: Eating melons.] x3

[Dugu Yan: Eating melons.] x9

[Huo Wu: This Dugu Yan is so brave. She's actually so impatient to face her own gossip?]

[Xiao Wu: Actually, it's mainly because she knows she doesn't have much gossip, so she's fearless!]

[Group Member Number Nine: Wrong! Even if she had gossip, she wouldn't care because she's a veteran gossip-eater.]

[Bo Saixi: It'll be your turn tomorrow. Let's see if you can still laugh then, Ye Lingling!]

[Shui Yueer: SeniorBo Saixi, I feel like you haven't grasped the main point of the gossip. Is tomorrow's gossip good? I think the day after tomorrow's gossip will be the sweetest and biggest!]

[Gu Yuena 1: The day after tomorrow?]

[Red Dust Dream Dream Dream: Eh?]

[Xiao Xiao is the Cutest: Hey, hey, hey?]

[Ma Xiaotao: The three great love brains of the Spirit Hall are about to be fully assembled.]

[I Am an Orphan:???]

Crown Prince's Mansion.

Qian Renxue was completely dumbfounded.

Oh no!

The administrator's side effects are coming.

Today is Dugu Yan, tomorrow is Ye Lingling, but the gossip for the following Ah Yin and Bibi Dong has already been consumed.

It really is her turn.

Damn it!

[Su Yan: Little Wild Goose really is impatient, so let's begin now!]

[Su Yan: As I mentioned before, Little Wild Goose actually doesn't have much gossip. Compared to the three tools of Shrek and the three love brains of the Spirit Hall, Dugu Yan, Ye Lingling, and Shui Binger are extremely rare normal people.]

[Everyone:???]

[Gu Yuena 1: Extremely rare normal people?]

[Gu Yuena 2: There seems to be something wrong with what you're saying, right?]

[Liu Erlong: I'm really going to die of laughter. The three tools of Shrek have already gathered, and now we're just missing the last love brain from the Spirit Hall.]

[Xiao Xiao is the Cutest: A normal person is just a normal person. What's so rare about being normal?]

[Winter Cutie: I don't quite understand either. How can normal people be 'extremely rare'?]

[Zhu Zhuqing: Is there some special meaning behind this 'extremely rare'?]

Su Yan was amused now.

Qian Renxue couldn't help but ask, "What are you laughing at?"

[Su Yan: I'm really laughing.]

[Su Yan: You all might feel there's something wrong with how I'm talking, but what if I told you that on this Douluo Continent, almost Everyone is abnormal?]

[Everyone:???]

[Huo Wu: Su Yan, don't be so hyperbolic. Almost the whole continent is abnormal? How could something so ridiculous be possible?]

[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Luckily, I'm a Spirit Beast, not a human, hee hee hee!]

[Group Member Number Nine: Your Majesty, please don't make me laugh, okay?]

[Shui Yueer: Every generation of Spirit Beasts has its Empress, and every generation of Spirit Beasts marries a King of Hammers.]

[Winter Cutie: Resurrect! My lover!]

[Su Yan:???]

[Ning Rongrong: Her Majesty the Empress: Not 'hee hee' anymore!]

[Xiao Xiao is the Cutest: Your Majesty, why aren't you laughing? Is it because you naturally don't like laughing?]

[Xiao Wu:...]

[Ah Yin:...]

[Zi Ji: Don't you guys go too far, okay?]

[Bi Ji: In our Spirit Beast Clan, only Ah Yin and Xiao Wu are like that!]

[Gu Yuena 1: Exactly!]

[Gu Yuena 2: Exactly!]

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(End of Chapter)

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