[Ma Xiaotao: As expected of Old AncestorXiao Wu, the vocabulary has suddenly become fresh.]
[Dark Avenger: Attachment, tool person, showing-off switch—they all sound so fresh, hahaha!!]
[Winter Cutie: I'm seriously dying of laughter, these are truly new words I've never heard before!]
For some reason, Su Yan couldn't help but want to laugh when he saw Wang Donger happily enjoying the gossip.
[Su Yan: Cute Dong, do you like Xiao Wu's gossip?]
[Winter Cutie: I love it!]
[Xiao Wu: Cute Dong, just you wait! What goes around comes around. I'll let you laugh today, but the next time I get to enjoy your gossip, I will definitely laugh louder and happier than you.]
[Su Yan: Hahaha!!]
Su Yan really couldn't stop laughing now. After Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue, were Xiao Wu and Wang Donger going to start too?
A loving and killing family.
Amazing!
[Su Yan: Ahem, well, Everyone should happily enjoy the gossip, since it's only polite to return the favor. When others enjoy your gossip later, they might laugh even louder and happier.]
[Su Yan: Today, we happen to be rushing from Shrek City to the Sun Moon Empire. If it were a normal day, I doubt I'd have the time to finish listing all of the little rabbit's flaws in one go!]
[Everyone:???]
[Winter Cutie: Hahaha!! Old AncestorXiao Wu, I don't think you're laughing as loud as me!]
Wang Donger: Mom, back then your fist (gossip) wasn't fast (big) enough, and definitely wasn't ruthless enough!
[Su Yan: I said something before: Tang Sanachieving godhood has nothing to do with Yu Xiaogang. But it has a huge relationship with Xiao Wu. In short, without Xiao Wu, Tang San almost certainly couldn't have achieved godhood!]
[Su Yan: Not only did Xiao Wu freely give Tang San a set of hundred-thousand-year spirit ring and Spirit Bone herself, but she also brought her two younger brothers (Da Ming and Er Ming) to freely give Tang San two more sets of hundred-thousand-year spirit ring and Spirit Bone.]
[Everyone: 666.]
[Su Yan: Now for the main text. Today, let's detail Xiao Wu's ridiculously absurd life, assuming I hadn't changed anything.]
[Su Yan: Xiao Wu's true form is a Hundred Thousand Year Spirit BeastSoft Bones Rabbit. Her mother married her father when she was fifty thousand years old. Xiao Wu was their fifth child. Xiao Wu's father was a bit lazy, so he casually gave her the name Little Five, which later became Xiao Wu.]
[Su Yan: Xiao Wu lost her father in her childhood, but her mother's gentleness and resilience gave Xiao Wu great courage to survive.]
[Su Yan: Unfortunately, fate played a trick. When Xiao Wu had just transformed into human form and was very young, her mother A Rou was hunted and killed by Bibi Dong and her subordinates. Xiao Wu was heartbroken. Da Ming and Er Ming invited her to the Core Region, but Xiao Wu insisted on going to the human World, thus leaving the Star Dou Great Forest.]
[Su Yan: It was autumn. The wind was chilly, and the leaves were falling. The six-year-old Xiao Wu, with hundred thousand years of cultivation, met the six-year-old Tang San, who had lived twenty-nine years in his previous life. This marked the start of Xiao Wu's ridiculously absurd life!]
[Su Yan: If she were a normal person, she would definitely work hard to Cultivate and seek revenge on Bibi Dong, but Xiao Wu didn't! Not only did she not work hard to Cultivate, but she also started a mushy relationship with Tang San. Can you believe it?]
[Everyone: 666.]
[Su Yan: Let's assume here that her mother didn't want her to seek revenge and hoped she would live well. But! Didn't you Spirit Beast transform into human form precisely to work hard, Cultivate, and achieve godhood?]
[Su Yan: What exactly are you doing all day, Xiao Wu? Constantly calling out 'Third Brother' this and 'Third Brother' that. Do you ever spend time diligently Cultivating?]
[Su Yan: In short, I don't know what she was like before meeting Tang San, but ever since she met him, she completely lost her mind and didn't even try to Cultivate.]
[Su Yan: Tang San earned money by smithing iron, made Hidden Weapons, learned Spirit knowledge, and even took time to trick this stupid rabbit. In six years at Nuoding Academy, his spirit power reached rank 29. The little rabbit, a Hundred Thousand Year Spirit Beast transformed into human form, with maxed out Innate full spirit powerAptitude, also only rose to rank 29 in six years?]
[Bibi Dong: Although it seems comparable, if you think carefully, she was indeed lazy.]
[Dark Avenger: I envy Old AncestorXiao Wu's talent!]
[Group Member Number Nine: I thought of a saying, but Xiao Wu is right next to me, and I'm afraid she'll hit me if I say it. Can someone help me say it?]
[Yanzi is not Little Wild Goose:???]
[Zhu Zhuqing: I thought of it too. Rongrong, you say it.]
[Ning Rongrong: I think! You should bring Xiao Wu to Shrek Academy now and have the person who spoke that phrase point directly at Xiao Wu's nose and say to her, "There are no wasteSpirits, only wasteSpirit Masters. You are that wasteSpirit Master!"]
[Everyone: Hahaha!!]
[Ma Xiaotao: As expected of Old AncestorXiao Wu!]
[Winter Cutie: I'm seriously dying of laughter, Old AncestorXiao Wu, just tell us, are you a wasteSpirit Master or not? Tang San improved so much while busy with all sorts of things for six years, yet you, who had nothing to do, only improved this much?]
Suotuo City.
Xiao Wu also became sad at this moment.
"Wuwuwu..."
"You bad people, not only did you not comfort me, but you are all mocking me."
"This?"
Zhu Zhuqing and the others were somewhat dumbfounded.
"Well..."
"Treasure Wu, don't be sad. We promise not to laugh at you anymore."
[Group Member Number Nine: Treasure Wu, don't cry. This is just the beginning. If you start crying now, you won't have any tears left later.]
[Su Yan: Playful and useless!]
[Su Yan: Did you think that was all? Xiao Wu transformed from a Hundred Thousand Year Spirit Beast, with hundred thousand years of cultivation! She surprisingly had no Spirit Beast knowledge, no family inheritance, no treasures, and was even so poor she lacked common sense!]
[Su Yan: Simply because of Tang San's sentence, "You are my little sister. If anyone tries to harm you, they must step over my corpse first." From then on, her love brain was fully activated, and she wholeheartedly became Tang San's attachment.]
[Su Yan: After six years at Nuoding Academy, Xiao Wu followed Tang San to Shrek Academy and met this group of scoundrels. I mentioned last time when talking about Rongrong that, apart from Ning Rongrong, none of the Shrek group had a proper background.]
[Su Yan: Also, as mentioned before, Shrek Academy was poor, and because of its educational resources... it basically had no educational resources, so they all went to Heaven Dou City and chose to join other high-level Spirit Master academies. Now, here comes the even more ridiculous part.]
[Su Yan: Even though a Spirit Douluo could easily discover Xiao Wu's identity as a Hundred Thousand Year Spirit Beast, she still followed the Shrek group into Heaven Dou City and entered the Heaven Dou Royal Academy with them?]
[Su Yan: No matter how I think about it, I'm baffled. Were Dugu Bo and the Three Great Committee Members of Heaven Dou Academy possessed by Blind Douluo? Why didn't they discover her?]
[Everyone:???]
(End of Chapter)
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