Hearing Su Yan's words, the surrounding crowd of onlookers was thoroughly astounded.
"Heavens!"
"He really is such an affectionate, wonderful man."
"Oh, so devoted!"
"He's so handsome. I'd love to be his girlfriend..."
"Wait a minute?"
Suddenly, someone in the crowd caught on and looked around for Su Yan, who had just spoken, saying:
"Hold on?"
"What did that guy just say?"
"Deceased boyfriend?"
The spectators sheltering from the rain only realized it now and began voicing their bewilderment:
"What the heck?"
"Are you kidding me?"
"Shouldn't it be an ex-girlfriend?"
"Why is it an ex-boyfriend?"
Everyone in the Group Chat was completely dumbfounded at this moment as well.
[Group Member No. 9: What just happened?]
[Hongchen Mengmengmeng: What do you mean, whenever it rains he thinks of his deceased ex-girlfriend?]
[Dark Avenger: Hold on a second, what ex-girlfriend? Su Yan said ex-boyfriend!]
[Ma Xiaotao: My brain just short-circuited. Su Yan's two sentences shocked me for ten thousand years!]
[Liu Erlong: Holy mother of mine, I'm dying of laughter. Su Yan, do you even hear what you're saying?]
[Zhu Zhuqing: A man standing in the rain, reminiscing about his deceased ex-girlfriend, where every drop of rain feels like a hug from her in heaven...]
[Zhu Zhuqing: That's already cringe enough, but now it's an ex-boyfriend? A man standing in the rain remembering his ex-boyfriend, feeling like his ex-boyfriend in heaven is embracing him?!]
[Bibi Dong: Hahaha!!]
[Zhu Zhuyun: I can't breathe from laughing so hard. Did you go to the front row to watch the spectacle, or did you go there to create one?]
[Wang Dong'er: As expected, only you, Su Yan, can be this diabolical!]
[CallMeYourMajesty: Teehee, you silly fools, didn't Su Yan just speak the truth?]
Hearing Big Silly Cat's remark, Everyone went slack-jawed.
Even though what Su Yan said was painfully awkward and made them burst out laughing, it was undeniably 100% true!
Yu Xiaogang was deliberately standing in the rain, missing his deceased ex-boyfriend Ah Jie, and embracing the pouring rain as if his ex-boyfriend Ah Jie up in heaven was embracing him back!
Absurd.
Completely absurd.
Standing among the crowd of onlookers, Su Yan was laughing so hard he could barely breathe.
It wasn't just about Yu Xiaogang; it was mainly because he remembered that iconic scene, and seeing Yu Xiaogang act it out made it impossible to keep a straight face.
This was way too entertaining.
[Su Yan: Heavens, why must you treat me like this?]
[Everyone:???]
Just after Su Yan sent that line in the group—
In the pouring rain.
Yu Xiaogang threw his arms wide open and cried out in anguish, "Heavens, why must you treat me like this?!"
Instantly, a barrage of '666' spammed the Group Chat.
[Everyone: 666!]
[Bai Chenxiang: Ah, Su Yan actually predicted Yu Xiaogang's exact move?!]
[Liu Erlong: Hahaha!!]
[Liu Erlong: I'm seriously going to die laughing. Just a second ago I was feeling touched, marveling at the romance between Yu Xiaogang and Brother Jie, and now I'm laughing to tears!]
[Ning Rongrong: What a sin!]
[Shui Yue'er: I'm dying here, I can't hold it in anymore!]
[Shui Bing'er: Even though laughing right now is a bit disrespectful, I really can't help myself!]
[Huo Wu: Sigh, such a beautifully poignant moment, why did it have to be ruined?!]
[Innocent and Cute: Su Yan, give us back our heartfelt tears!]
[Vina: Have you lost your mind? When you felt touched, did you remember that it was Yu Xiaogang and Brother Jie? Do you need to rewatch the livestream recording?]
[Qian Yuhan (Dou 2): There's a livestream recording we can watch? Where is it?]
[Yu Rakshasa 2:???]
[Group Leader "Su Yan" shared a livestream recording.]
...
Meanwhile, over here.
Chrysanthemum Douluo's eyes burned with fervor as he exclaimed excitedly, "I truly am a Genius! To stage such a flawless artistic masterpiece—I am an absolute Genius!"
Qian Daoliu and his party wore complicated expressions. Chrysanthemum Douluo truly could be summarized in one word: twisted.
From the moment Yu Xiaogang was thrown into the celestial dungeon down to everything transpiring now, one could not find a more twisted individual in the entire Douluo Continent.
Frighteningly so.
Qian Daoliu hesitated for a moment before deciding to remain silent.
Regarding this matter, he only had the standing to be an audience member, with no right to pass judgment.
Light Feather Douluo asked curiously, "Elder Ju, is there another performance lined up next?"
"What will happen next?"
"Well?"
Rubbing his chin in contemplation, Chrysanthemum Douluo replied, "Logically speaking, that was supposed to be the end. But if Everyone wants to keep watching, we can still add more scenes."
"As for the details, when Your HolinessSu Yan returns in a moment, we can see if Your HolinessSu Yan needs anything else."
"What?"
Golden Crocodile Douluo and the rest widened their eyes instantly.
"Damn!"
"It's already gone this far, and you can still add more scenes?!"
"Yue Guan, are you serious?"
"My mind is blown. Isn't this script already at its grand finale? How can you add more scenes?"
"Add what exactly?"
Qian Renxue and Lingyuan also turned to look at Chrysanthemum Douluo with curiosity.
Just then, Su Yan's figure materialized beside them, and he asked:
"Senior Ju, we can still add more scenes?"
Chrysanthemum Douluo beamed and announced:
"In response to Your Holiness,"
"It's simple. Although the script has ended, we can add a side story for Scarface."
"Look, Scarface is still right here. We could totally arrange a 'little story after the rain,' followed by a manhunt led by our Spirit Hall, ending with Scarface dying to save Yu Xiaogang."
"Hiss!"
Hearing Chrysanthemum Douluo's idea, Everyone sucked in a breath of cold air, exclaiming in shock:
"Holy crap."
"Twisted as ever, truly you!"
"Old Chrysanthemum, oh Old Chrysanthemum, the mortal world uses 'twisted' to describe you, but we use you to describe 'twisted'!"
Su Yan was also momentarily stunned.
He could roughly guess that the so-called 'little story after the rain' Chrysanthemum Douluo spoke of was definitely not suitable for underage viewers.
Under such circumstances, letting Yu Xiaogang relive the ravages of Brother Scarface once more, and then having Brother Scarface sacrifice himself to save Yu Xiaogang...
Su Yan couldn't help but sigh:
"I always thought I was twisted enough and had been working hard to learn."
"Yet facing Senior Ju, I am ultimately just a mayfly gazing up at the boundless azure sky."
Hearing Su Yan's words, Qian Daoliu and the others nodded in unison.
Indeed!
Every time they thought Chrysanthemum Douluo had reached peak degeneracy, he always managed to push it just a little bit further—as if there were truly no limit!
Chrysanthemum Douluo replied with modest self-deprecation, "Your Holiness, this... Everyone flatters me too much. I'm really not that impressive, and there's still plenty of room for improvement in the future."
Everyone in the Group Chat was dumbstruck by this point.
[Xiao Wu: Good grief, he can still keep flexing?!]
[Zhu Zhuqing: My brain is fried. How can he even add a side-story scene?!]
[Dugu Yan: Worthy of Chrysanthemum Douluo, an existence even Su Yan has to look up to.]
[Group Member No. 9: The mortal world uses 'twisted' to describe you, but we use you to describe 'twisted.']
[Group Member No. 9: To think SeniorQian Daoliu and the others were actually pushed into giving such a glowing evaluation?!]
(End of Chapter)
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