Su Yan was thoroughly amused at this moment.
Absurd!
It was simply too absurd!
These Spirit Masters were truly something; Yu Xiaogang managed to cultivate a god, and they managed to curse the god Yu Xiaogang cultivated until he fainted.
However.
It seemed this was only the beginning; once today's events spread completely, the number of people across the entire Douluo Continent cursing God-King Tang would be beyond counting.
God Realm.
God-King Tang's dedicated physician—the God-King of Life, rushed to the rescue immediately.
Truth be told.
The God-King of Life really was almost becoming God-King Tang's dedicated physician.
Every single day, he was either saving God-King Tang or on his way to save God-King Tang.
"Huh?"
After taking action, the God-King of Life showed a hint of bewilderment in his eyes and asked:
"Why are Tang San's injuries so severe right now? Could it be that he didn't do any recovery on his own before?"
Hearing Life's words, Pendant Wu and the others wore rather complicated expressions.
In order to avoid being beaten up again by Destruction and the others, their witty Third Brother had chosen to drag out his injuries without recovering.
With an unsightly expression, Pendant Wu replied, "N-No, Third Brother said that every time we recover from our injuries, Destruction and the others come to beat us up."
"So we simply didn't recover."
What they never expected in their wildest dreams, however, was that Destruction and the others would beat them up even if they didn't recover!
Hearing Pendant Wu's words, Destruction and the others nearly burst out laughing.
Rong Nianbing chuckled and said, "I have to admit, that bastard Tang San really is quite a clever little devil."
"Too bad we still beat him up even if he doesn't recover!"
Lower Realm.
Everyone was also stunned upon hearing the conversation from the projected image.
Holy crap?
Was this Tang San really being beaten this miserably in the God Realm?
Still, he thoroughly deserved it!
Su Yan spoke up at this moment, asking, "God-King of Life, can God-King Tang be awakened right now?"
"Look, so many people here today haven't had their fill yet. They still want to chat with God-King Tang a bit more and send their regards."
Hearing Su Yan's words, the God-King of Life nodded slightly and said, "No problem. Let's wake Tang San up first, but you can't beat him anymore."
"Mm, logically, he should be waking up right about now."
Indeed!
God-King Tang had just fainted out of pure rage, but after the God-King of Life treated him, he should have awakened immediately.
As the saying goes.
You can never wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
This was precisely God-King Tang's situation right now—he genuinely didn't want to wake up at all!
Regret.
His intestines turned green with regret.
He shouldn't have appeared today in the first place; why did he let that bastard Su Yan enrage him into jumping out of his own accord?
Now there was nowhere left to hide.
What utter hatred!
Destruction and the other two wore strange expressions; hearing Life's doubt gave them a familiar feeling.
Could this fellow Tang San be faking unconsciousness again?
"Ahem!"
Destruction stepped forward in front of God-King Tang and said with a solemn face, "It seems the crucial treatment to finally wake Tang San still requires my intervention!"
Rong Nianbing and Ji Dong nodded heavily:
"Spot on!"
"Based on our past experience, the critical slap to wake Tang San is always the most dependable when delivered by you, God King of Destruction."
"Wait... I'm awake!"
At this moment, God-King Tang, who had been pretending to be unconscious, suddenly snapped his eyes open and called out to stop Destruction.
Dammit!
You bastards are truly inhumane!
I clearly fainted, yet you still want to hit me again?
Please, have some basic humanity!
"Brother."
Seeing God-King Tang wake up, Pendant Wu asked with a face full of concern, "Brother, how are you feeling right now? Are you all right?"
Douluo 2's Dai Mubai and the others had complicated expressions as well; their days were getting harder and harder with each passing day.
Lower Realm.
Seeing the situation on the projected screen, Everyone was equally filled with doubt.
"This?"
"Why does it sound like the lord Deities are saying Tang San was pretending to faint?"
"Good grief, the dignified Sea GodTang San is actually this sneaky?"
"He actually tried to fake fainting to deceive Everyone?"
"Tang San, you dog, keep barking! Weren't you so tough just now? Keep barking now!"
"What kind of Sea GodTang San is this? He doesn't even have a shred of shame left, actually faking unconsciousness?"
"Even my grandson is tougher than you."
God Realm.
God-King Tang clutched his chest, so infuriated he could hardly bear it.
God-King Tang could still endure the humiliation from Su Yan, Destruction, and the others.
After all, their strength was right there.
However.
God-King Tang could not tolerate the humiliation from this group of Lower RealmSpirit Masters in the slightest, his heart consumed by boundless fury.
How could a group of lowly ants from the Lower Realm dare to insult him, an aloof and supreme God King?
How dare they!
"You... You all..."
"Pfft!!"
God-King Tang spat out another mouthful of old blood, and having just regained consciousness, he blacked out once more.
"Eh?"
Seeing this, Destruction and the other two wore bizarre expressions.
Is that bastard Tang San faking it again?
Preposterous!
Smack!
Destruction stepped forward and delivered a direct slap to God-King Tang's face.
"Tang San, wake up and go back to sleep properly."
However.
This time, Destruction and the others had guessed wrong, because following that slap, God-King Tang showed no reaction whatsoever.
"Wait, what?"
Rong Nianbing said in disbelief, "Did this guy really faint again for real?"
Destruction also wore a puzzled expression and said, "Why do I feel like something is off? Has that fellow Tang San really become this fragile now?"
Lower Realm.
Su Yan's group was equally bewildered.
[Ning Rongrong: Why do I feel like something is off? Why is God-King Tang so fragile right now?]
[CallMeYourMajesty: I suspect this fellow God-King Tang is still pretending to faint, you know? Why not have Destruction give him a few more slaps?]
[Zhu Zhuqing: Why do I feel like he genuinely fainted?]
[Liu Erlong: How did he faint? Life just woke him up, and Destruction and the others hadn't hit him again yet, right?]
[Bibi Dong: Is there a possibility that he was angered into fainting again this time as well?]
Su Yan was somewhat torn—what trick was God-King Tang playing this time?
How could he not take care of his own body at all? Being this squishy, he couldn't even take a single hit! Seeing him like this almost made one feel bad for him.
The onlookers enjoying the show were also filled with curiosity.
"Wait, really?"
"Why do I feel like Tang San is so fragile?"
"Tell me about it! The dignified Sea GodTang San, a God King of dual God Positions no less, passed out twice in just a short while?"
"Tang San, stop faking it! We know you're pretending. If you still don't wake up, we'll ask the lord Deities to get rough with you!"
"Is there any rough method that can wake Tang San up?"
Rong Nianbing was also full of curiosity, looking toward the projected screen and humbly asking:
"Whoever spoke just now, feel free to share your suggestion. We can test whether Tang San really fainted."
That person replied, "Lord God, the way to deal with Tang San faking a faint is actually very simple: strip off his clothes and hang him up. If he still hasn't woken up, then he has truly fainted."
Hiss!
Rong Nianbing and Destruction couldn't help but suck in a cold breath simultaneously.
Holy crap?
The Lower Realm truly is packed with talent!
"Heheh!"
Rong Nianbing couldn't help but laugh, stepping forward and saying:
"Tang San, you heard what was just said. If you don't wake up right now, I'm going to strip you naked and hang you up!"
(End of Chapter)
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