"Rumble—"
Outside the apartment, muffled thunder rumbled, and the north wind howled.
"Come follow me for the next move, one, two, three, four."
The coach on the TV twisted non-stop, breaking the last shred of tranquility.
Asu Mei half-squatted on the yoga mat, looking at Hoshino Jun with a bewildered expression, her moist, thin lips slightly parted: "You're blocking my eyes."
"Asu Mei," Hoshino Jun suddenly called out.
Hearing that address, Asu Mei wrinkled her nose, her brows furrowed: "What did you call me?"
'Little Piglet is getting out of hand; this is the second time today he's called me by my full name.'
'He needs a good lesson!'
Hoshino Jun lowered his head, his gaze fixed on Asu Mei as she did her workout routine; when Asu Mei pressed down, her plump rear perked up, stretching her already tight workout pants taut.
Smooth like a soft, juicy peach.
Making one want to take a bite.
But Hoshino Jun was a gentleman; he certainly wouldn't want to bite, he would only silently put his hands in his pockets and look up at the ceiling.
"I'm not the child you used to scold and hit anymore; I'm going to take charge now!"
"???"
Asu Mei tilted her head in confusion, not understanding what Hoshino Jun was saying at all.
'Did he get angry when I kicked him just now?'
'He doesn't look angry though.'
She stopped her movements, lifted her beautiful face, and poked Hoshino Jun's cheek with her hand.
Not only had he become much more handsome, but his skin was also incredibly soft; she was so envious.
"Did you have a genetic mutation that even affected your brain?"
"There's nothing wrong with my brain, but you're about to have a problem."
After imagining a scene of a hundred beauties after death in his mind, Hoshino Jun's restless body finally calmed down.
The stamina increase of one point was truly exaggerated.
He had been intimate with Kato Nana three times just this morning, and now he still had the energy to stand tall and proud.
He twisted his neck, and Hoshino Jun's gaze became indifferent: "I'm going to get my revenge on you, Ms. Asu Mei."
"Huh?"
Asu Mei raised her eyebrows, looking utterly bewildered.
The next moment, Hoshino Jun raised his hand and furrowed his brows, exuding a solemn aura.
"Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon, World-Honored Ksitigarbha, Prajna Buddhas, Prajna Paramita Empty!"
The majestic words echoed in the living room, and just as Asu Mei was about to check if her Little Piglet had a fever, a flick to her forehead suddenly landed.
This time, Hoshino Jun used a little force, and it really hurt Asu Mei a bit.
The pain wasn't too severe, but definitely not light, somewhere between a joke and disappointment.
She was stunned for a moment, then Asu Mei's anger flared!
"Ahhh!!!"
"Hoshino Jun!!!"
"You actually dared to hit me!"
Asu Mei made to retaliate, her fists and kicks already poised to strike.
Seeing this, Hoshino Jun immediately took off, but as he turned, he "suddenly," "accidentally," "carelessly" tripped over Asu Mei's yoga mat and fell to the ground "delicately."
"Rebellious child, you can't escape, prepare to die!"
Asu Mei pounced, landing directly on Hoshino Jun.
At this moment, Auntie Mei was like an unbridled wild horse, clutching Hoshino Jun's neck, locking her legs around Hoshino Jun's waist, and opening her red lips to bite down on Hoshino Jun's shoulder.
"Ah, let go!"
Hoshino Jun cried out in pain, his right hand pushing at Asu Mei's head.
His left hand, however, "unconsciously" landed on Asu Mei's thigh, cradling her perky rear with one hand and holding her tightly.
Actually, Asu Mei wasn't biting that hard; how could she truly bear to bite Hoshino Jun to death? She was merely disciplining a disobedient child.
But in such an alluring position, Hoshino Jun could not only perfectly admire her graceful curves.
He could also feel the smoothness of Auntie Mei's skin confined within her workout clothes, which swayed with Asu Mei's movements, leading to extensive skin contact.
Plan accomplished!
Now, he just needed to stall for three minutes.
Hoshino Jun enjoyed the feeling of Auntie Mei clinging to him, lowering his head to inhale the scent of her hair.
But his tone was full of dissatisfaction.
"Let go, quickly let go."
"Auntie, I was wrong, I won't dare to provoke you again, please stop biting, I truly know my mistake."
"Spare me!"
"Help!"
"The zombie is going to kill someone!"
Originally, hearing Hoshino Jun's wails, Asu Mei was already feeling a little soft-hearted, but Hoshino Jun suddenly described her as a zombie and kept howling.
It made her even more hateful.
'I'm so beautiful, and you call me a zombie.'
'Damn rebellious child, take this bite!'
This time, Asu Mei was genuinely a bit angry; her eyes flashed, and she increased her strength, leaving rows of teeth marks on Hoshino Jun's shoulder.
[Ding!]
[Collection completed.]
[Remuneration of one hundred thousand yen has been paid to "Hoshino Jun"'s private account through official channels.]
Upon receiving the system notification, Hoshino Jun stopped resisting, like a salted fish awaiting death, letting Asu Mei bite him.
Sure enough.
Just over ten seconds later, Asu Mei's anger subsided, and she climbed off Hoshino Jun.
Hmph, mere Asu Mei, easily handled.
"Mere Jun-chan, if you provoke Auntie again next time, I'll bite you to death."
After an intense battle, Asu Mei's cheeks were flushed, and her starry eyes were moist.
With her hands on her hips, her ample chest rose and fell with her deep breaths.
Stealing a glance at her expression, Hoshino Jun decisively admitted defeat: "I was wrong, I humbly ask Auntie to forgive me."
"Hmph hmph hmph."
Asu Mei immediately broke into a smile, proudly lifting her chin, declaring her victory: "It's good that you know you were wrong; I'll forgive you this time, but if you do it again, I'll show no mercy."
"As you command, the most beautiful Ms. Asu in the world."
The defeated Hoshino Jun respectfully offered his flattery.
"Stop with that nonsense."
Asu Mei's lips curled slightly, betraying her inner smugness.
Praise from Hoshino Jun, even if she knew it was flattery, she still enjoyed it immensely.
"You put away the yoga mat; I need to go get clean and ready for bed."
"As you command!"
"Mm, I'm going to get my pajamas."
Turning sideways to bypass the grinning Hoshino Jun, Asu Mei returned to her bedroom and immediately locked the door, the flush on her cheeks intensifying a few shades.
Along with it, there was some shyness.
Recalling the action of being on top of Hoshino Jun when she bit him, the collarbone and chest muscles her eyes glimpsed.
And the sensation of Hoshino Jun's hand on her rear.
"Jun-chan, he…"
"Was he deliberately provoking me today?"
"Why?"
Asu Mei sat on the floor, reaching out to play with the strands of hair at her temples.
"In his heart, am I really just the 'Auntie' character?"