As soon as Li Youyue finished speaking, a series of system notification sounds echoed in his mind.
"Check-in successful!"
"Reward: 90 Primogems"
"Total check-in days: 182,501".
"New daily quests have been updated, remember to do them!"
Li Youyue's system is officially called the Nine Revolutions Because of Goddess Favorability Strategy and Development System. It is specially designed for female characters in crossover anime. It records all the information of all female characters, including their height, weight, bust, waist, hip measurements, breast size, and even the color of their panties, whether they are virgins or not.
In addition, it has a special gacha system where you can use the Primogems you get every day, with 160 Primogems per draw, to try your luck at obtaining constellations, exclusive weapons, and limited-edition outfits for female characters from Genshin Impact.
Li Youyue looked at the newly updated card pool and fell into deep thought.
The Key of Divine Manifestation and the Thousand Nights of Dreams are two five-star weapons, exclusive to Nil and Nasita respectively. To put it bluntly, one is a brick and the other is a chamber pot.
Based on their preferences, they must really like these two weapons. Giving them the weapons himself will increase their affection level. Even though he's already maxed it out, it won't stop him from continuing to raise his "wife" status.
But this Key of Divine Manifestation looks so ugly! It doesn't look good on Nelus either. Unlike the Thousand Nights of Dreams, it feels like it was tailor-made for Narcida.
Let's not even talk about whether we can get it or not. What if we accidentally get the Sky?
Wouldn't that just be a mask of pain?
Li Youyue looked at the remaining raw stone reserves and fell into deep thought once again.
Raw stone: 14,600,000.
These more than ten million raw stones were all painstakingly accumulated by Li Youyue over five hundred years. Apart from daily necessities, he really saved every penny he could.
Although a 10-pull only requires 1600 Primogems, Li Youyue, being the ultimate hamster, can't stand having too few Primogems.
His heart was bleeding!
Then he glanced at the skin card pool.
Nasita, summer water is only available!
The character art and her outfit—just two lace-trimmed pleated skirts, very revealing—are all that's shown. The only downside is her small bust. Aside from being cute and easy to push over, her loli-like figure is practically indistinguishable from a masturbation device.
Nasita is the top-of-the-line masturbator, featuring fully automatic operation, a temperature control system, a humidifier, and VR voice chat functionality.
Very good! Extremely powerful! He can break through!
The other set is…
Nilu, Kasuga Sakura exclusive!
There are black stockings, pleated skirts, and JK uniforms!
I'm so impressed!
Li Youyue's eyes lit up, and he kept swallowing saliva.
This is so beautiful! Black stockings and a JK uniform, a high school girl! This is what men dream of!
However, he wondered if Nel would wear such otherworldly clothes.
Nasida is easy to talk to; she basically listens to him and is very obedient in all matters.
Nilu had only just started dating him, and she was rather shy and passive, whether it was kissing or anything else; he was usually the one to take the initiative.
Unlike the Great Tree King and the Flower Goddess, who are like an old married couple, there's no barrier between them, and Li Youyue can ask for anything he wants.
However, Li Youyue didn't encounter any gacha pools featuring the two of them. He wanted to upgrade their constellations to make them stronger, while he could continue to live off them. As long as he accepted his weakness, he would be invincible!
He can't possibly work hard; the only way he can survive is to be a lazy bum who sleeps around with girls.
Isn't it great to draw cards every day, spend time with your wives, and have sex?
After much deliberation, Li Youyue, blinded by lust, still clicked the ten-pull button.
At that moment, a flash of golden light!
"Holy crap, I got my funds withdrawn ahead of schedule!"
Li Youyue was overjoyed. The long-lost golden light made his dragon body tremble. It was even more pleasurable than when he had an orgasm and ejaculated.
However, before Li Youyue could even celebrate, a loli with ice magic, a one-handed sword, healing abilities, and physical damage output jumped out.
"My name is Qi Qi, and I'm a zombie."
The Qiqi character illustration I drew was converted into 800 Primogems, which is equivalent to five draws.
Li Youyue went completely black out, his heart stopped, he suffered a myocardial infarction, and he experienced a cerebral hemorrhage and his CPU burned out.
"Fuck your mother!"
"It's tilted again!"
"Aaaaaah!"
"Qiqi, I know you love me, but can you please come out every time? Besides, you're already at max level! I even equipped you with a fully upgraded Wind Eagle Sword! Please have mercy on me!"
For a moment, Li Youyue was on the verge of tears, with nowhere to even cry.
At this moment, Naxida, who was lying on Li Youyue's chest, also slowly woke up after sensing Li Youyue's movements.
Looking at Li Youyue's pained expression, which rarely showed sadness, as if he had been dumped, she asked curiously, "Husband... what's wrong? Did something sad happen?"
Nasita can read Li Youyue's thoughts, but she doesn't know what made him so sad and upset.
"Ah! My darling Nasita, I...I've gone astray again, ahhhhh!"
Li Youyue hugged Naxida's petite body tightly, crying out and acting coquettishly, as if he was really about to cry.
He's like a seven or eight-year-old child.
Nasita patted his head skillfully and said, "What's wrong again? If you're sad, tell me, and I'll help you think about it."
Li Youyue quickly recovered and explained, "I was pulling your clothes out of the way, but I missed..."
"Huh? Pulling out clothes? With me?"
It seems that the knowledge Nasita has acquired does not contain any information of this kind.
She didn't understand.
Aren't clothes meant to be worn? What's with pulling out clothes? You can pull out clothes? How come she didn't know that?
"As for clothes...would you like to change clothes with me?"
Soon, a blush crept onto Naxida's delicate face.
It's obvious she misunderstood.
"No, I bought you a new dress when I went to Fontainebleau."
Li Youyue casually made up an excuse, and while holding onto the guaranteed drop, he pulled out Naxida's summer swimsuit limited edition.
"Ah... I see..."
Naxi Da also understood what Li Youyue meant.
"I thought you were going to get dressed with me..."
"That works too!" Li Youyue said righteously.
"Um...no, please don't...it's not the husband who dresses his wife, it should be the other way around, I'll dress you." Nasita blushed with embarrassment and quickly declined.
"This kind of thing can be left to the maid, or I can do it myself."
"No, only I can see my wife's true appearance. To hell with maids."
Li Youyue was immediately overwhelmed with possessiveness; he knew that only he could personally help Naxida change her clothes.
"I'll help you put it on from now on."
"Oh well…"
Seeing that Li Youyue's attitude was firm and his possessiveness was not a bad thing for her, Naxida stopped talking and let him do as he pleased.
He offered to help me get dressed, and it didn't seem like there was anything wrong with that.
Immediately, a scene popped into Nasita's mind, which was full of imagination.
On the pristine, soft bed, Nasita lay there, looking at Li Youyue with a sweet, coquettish expression: "Husband, are you confident you can help Nasita get dressed?"
"Um…you said you were going to give me some clothes…" Nasita asked, "Which one?"
Li Youyue took out a triangular piece of cloth adorned with flowers and a lace-trimmed bodice, and handed them to Naxida.
Nasida took it, glanced at it, and her already warm little face instantly turned as red as a ripe apple.
"This...! This...! This is!"
Naxi Da cried out in a trembling voice, overwhelmed with shame.
"Husband! You're a pervert! I hate you!"
Enraged, Nasita raised her little foot and kicked Li Youyue in the face.
Li Youyue fell to the ground due to inertia.
Meanwhile, he was still grinning foolishly.
Naxi Da's little feet smelled sweet and were soft.
Hehehe!
I ate it again today.
When Nasida saw Li Youyue like this, she wondered if she had gone too far. He was her husband, after all. If she had really hurt him, she would have no one to turn to for help.
"Youyue...are you alright...?"
So Naxida stepped forward and helped him up.
"I didn't mean to..."
Naxida placed her small hand on Li Youyue's back, her eyes filled with countless apologies. She really had no choice but to act just now and couldn't help herself.
"It's all your fault for being such a pervert..."
"If you want to see it… just say so…" Nasita's face grew redder as she spoke. She could just wear these clothes to him in private.
Li Youyue wrapped one arm around Naxida's waist and lifted her leg with the other, pulling her into his arms.
"I'm fine..."
"My little Nasita is so adorable..."
"I couldn't help myself..."
Li Youyue pinched Naxi Da's egg-shaped face.
Naxida's cheeks quickly warmed up, feeling as sweet as if she had eaten honey.
"No way..."
"I'm over five hundred years old... I'm not young anymore..."
"It's just that the body looks like this..."
Nasida thought to herself that Li Youyue was the same. She was already so old in terms of mental age, yet she still treated her like a child. Was she really that easy to fool? She was clearly an adult, the kind who was ready to get pregnant and have children at any time.
But Li Youyue said in a lewd tone, "To be honest, I just like your small, cute shape..."
"???" Nasita felt extremely humiliated. So, if she didn't look like a little girl, you wouldn't like her so much, right?
"As expected, you're still a pervert at heart, you like young girls, hopeless!"
Naxida punched and kicked Li Youyue hard, her two pink little fists pounding his chest.
Although it wasn't very strong, it felt like a tickle to Li Youyue.
Hehehe…
Li Youyue chuckled wickedly and kissed Naxida's cherry-like lips.
"Hmm..."
Naxi Da's soft body was stunned when her mouth was gagged, then her excited and agitated expression gradually relaxed, and her delicate body went limp on Li Youyue's body.
"Ugh...ugh...ugh..."
Naxida responded to him with a touch of shyness, and her body slowly relaxed. Although it wasn't her first time kissing, she still felt a little shy the moment their lips touched. Perhaps she would get used to it later.
"Mmm...uh..."
Li Youyue savored the world's sweetest nectar, finding it incredibly delicious. Nasita's lips were slightly smaller, but the taste was still so sweet and delicious, and upon closer tasting, there was even a hint of forest leaves.
It is a freshness and fragrance that belongs only to her; it is the scent of nature.
Is this what makes the Little Grass God special? The Great Tree King also has this fragrance, but it's stronger on Nasita.
"Hmm..."
Gradually... Li Youyue's hand skillfully slipped under Naxida's green leaf skirt, past the white peach blossom buds, and landed on the two slightly protruding snow-white mounds.
Nasida's usual attire was a dress-like garment, resembling a badminton shuttlecock, with the opening at the top completely covered. To touch her, one would have to reach up from under the skirt.
Actually, Nasita's breasts are relatively small because she is petite and hasn't developed yet, but she is still an A+. Maybe with Li Youyue's help, or after she gets pregnant, they might grow to a C.
Li Youyue pinched the small, delicate rabbit for a while, then released it and complained through her pearly teeth, "Nasida, my darling, your breasts are too small, not fun at all..."
But while Li Youyue said that, his hands never stopped groping and pinching, and he even pinched Naxida's little red bean nipples with his fingertips, making a fuss about them.
"You're already being generous by having breasts to touch, and you want even bigger ones?" Nasita said, blushing. "If you want bigger ones, go touch my breasts, why are you touching mine?" Her words revealed her envy and jealousy of the Great Tree King's enormous breasts.
"Mine is already small... If it's not fun, then don't play!"
"You're so spoiled..."
Nasita was clearly angry. They were taking advantage of her young age. If she were given a few thousand more years, she would definitely be older than the Tree King.
"Uh…" Li Youyue was taken aback, not expecting Naxida to react so strongly.
However, the Great Compassion Tree King's breasts are indeed very large now, no one can compare to them. Among Li Youyue's many concubines, she can probably rank second.
The first one has to be the primordial goddess Phanes. That woman can freely change the size of her breasts, making her an absolutely abnormal and unsolvable being. Li Youyue has personally experienced this, feeling like he could choke to death being squeezed between her breasts.
"Alright, Nasita, I was just kidding," Li Youyue immediately reassured her, coaxing, "Compared to your sister's big breasts, I still prefer your small breasts, so tender and juicy, so full and easy to hold..."
Nasida, however, was unmoved and said coldly, "You really are a pervert."
"..." Li Youyue was speechless. After all, what she said made sense. He was indeed a bit of a pervert. He was not only a face fetishist, but also a breast fetishist, acupoint fetishist, leg fetishist, foot fetishist, and voice fetishist. He was more or less a little bit of every aspect.
Having been scolded three times, Li Youyue certainly couldn't take it anymore, so he went against the grain: "Baby, whatever you say goes..."
"Please, Nasida, scold me a few more times. I love to hear it, really."
"Huh?" Naxida was dumbfounded by Li Youyue's words. What was this about him asking to be scolded?
Before she could react, her delicate lips were sealed with someone's kiss again.
"Hmm..."
Nasida struggled symbolically for a moment, then quickly softened and went limp. Faced with her husband's domineering kiss, she was powerless against him.
"Ugh...ugh...ah...ha..."
The soft touch on her lips ignited her desire, a captivating sensation that was irresistible, drawing her into a deep trap from which she could never escape.
Li Youyue firmly held down Naxida's small, delicate body, and his hands, which had been resting on her two steamed buns, gradually slid down to her small, snowy buttocks, which were like peach petals, wandering around, grabbing, kneading and caressing.
"Mmm..."
Accompanied by the faint breathing sounds produced during the kiss, Li Youyue extended his tongue and invaded Naxida's small lips and teeth.
"Mmm...uh...ah..."
Nasida braced her hands on Li Youyue's chest, seemingly about to push him away, but the weak, seductive sounds coming from his mouth gradually captivated her. It was too intoxicating; the warm, soft touch of his lips flowed like a gentle spring breeze...
"Mmm...mmm..."
Li Youyue's tongue found Naxida's little tongue and quickly grasped it, entwining and pressing it tightly together.
Li Youyue also inhaled the saliva secreted from Naxida's mouth, but in any case, some of his own saliva also flowed into Naxida's mouth.
"Mmm...uh..."
Nasida felt Li Youyue's tongue invading and sweeping through her mouth, and her body trembled slightly. The saliva that met hers made her unable to distinguish whether it was her own or his, and she could only swallow it with difficulty.
Although the whole process can feel a bit disgusting, if it's for someone you like, swallowing saliva becomes a way for two people to flirt and be intimate.
"Mmm...mmm..."
The suffocating kisses continued.
Their body temperatures rose accordingly, and the scorching atmosphere made their breathing gradually become rapid. The blood flowing through their bodies seemed to merge together, and their burning skin was tinged with a layer of fiery clouds like the sunset.
"Um…"
Li Youyue's hand, which was pinching Naxida's small, pert buttocks, also squeezed into the seam of the white panties along the outer edge of her buttocks.
"Ugh... Ah!"
Nasida's delicate and sweet body trembled slightly. At that moment, she thought to herself: My husband put his hand inside her... What a shameful feeling. Is my husband going to do it?
Her area was already very wet, and a lot of fluid had leaked out.
Li Youyue's large hand arrived at the entrance of Naxida's Mysterious Garden.
The smooth, moist feel, the pinkish hue peeking through the white, the delicate touch of the labia majora and minora parting outwards, and the bud-like clitoris—Li Youyue's fingers explored the entire honeyed vulva, making his caresses feel effortless.
Perhaps because Nasita was still small, there was no hair on her mons pubis, and the cleft between her two petals was very delicate and soft.
Is this a young girl's vagina? The smooth, tender feeling is just too wonderful!
Although Nasita's tender orifice had been deflowered and penetrated by him countless times, its pinkness and the thickness of its passage were still as fresh as when it was first deflowered.
Immediately afterwards, Li Youyue extended his middle and index fingers to lift the petals and gradually inserted them, using both fingers simultaneously until the entire length was inside, reaching the deepest part of the Naxi Dayu Palace flower path.
"Ugh... Ah..."
In the midst of a deep kiss, Naxida suddenly broke free from Li Youyue's lips, demanding more. Looking at Li Youyue with a resentful expression, she said shyly, "Husband... there... you can't... ah..."
The sudden, wonderful pleasure made Nasita let out a soft, coquettish cry.
Li Youyue found Naxida's G-spot, a sensitive nerve, and began to probe it with his fingers.
"Ah...no...don't...ah..."
Li Youyue increased the speed at which he pressed his fingers.
"Ah...stop...stop it...ah..."
Naxida cried out in a sweet voice, her legs pressed together, tightly gripping Li Youyue's forearm, her whole body trembling as she lay on top of him.
Li Youyue continued to penetrate deeper, and soon he encountered a layer of jade-like cervix moistened with water. He began to rub against the surface.
"ah…!"
The strange and pleasurable sensation made Nasita tremble again. Based on her knowledge of sexuality, this feeling was something that could not be understood in ordinary times and could only be experienced firsthand through her body.
I feel like I've learned a lot more about sex.
"Ah... um... ah..."
"Ah... um..."
"ah…"