I clicked in and saw a blurry long-distance video.
The newcomer was on a reality competition show. Chase was a guest star, there for just one day.
In the video, Chase had his hands in his pockets, leaning against a wall looking cocky.
The newcomer stood in front of him with his head down, looking like he was getting chewed out.
At first glance, it really did look like suppression.
I was about to call Chase to ask what happened when a clearer video with audio was released.
Chase was frowning at the newcomer. "Can you stop causing trouble? You're trending every other day. Don't you know your boss is pregnant? I feel bad even if you don't, watching her get exhausted."
The newcomer was trying not to laugh. "Got it, bro."
Chase continued, "Why'd you roll your eyes at someone this time?"
Newcomer: "He talked trash, said I got resources because the boss has a thing for me."
Chase: "Bullshit. Your boss has me, why would she want you?"
Newcomer: "Oh."
Chase: "Next time he says that, come tell me."
The newcomer's eyes lit up. "Bro, what are you gonna do?"
Chase: "Secretly tip off the paparazzi that he wears a toupee."
Newcomer: "Brilliant."
...
I watched the whole video expressionlessly, falling into deep thought.
Just then Chase called. He probably hadn't seen the latest video yet and was happily acting cute. "Babe, I'm done with work! I'll be home tonight and I brought your favorite dessert! Babe! Praise me!"
I was silent. "You're ridiculous."