I've been at my grannies for more than five hundred times in a year and yet it's still so hard for me to get used to her.
I woke up today at around four and started writing my new story.
I was flowing with my keypad, inspo pulling In my head and next thing you know, my granny takes my phone and says loudly as if I'm deaf or something "Why are you playing with your phone at such a time as this? In fact, I'm seizing this thing". And that was how I spent and entire day without checking on my views. It was frigging horrible.
And it ain't like I was playing some game like call of doodie or booblox. I was working. Something that could have been profitable for both our futures and yet you take it without listening to my explaination.
You know what, keep it! Hah!
Take it as I live in Nigeria, my granny will do whatever she says so I didn't bother even trying to beg her.
She then left by 6 o'clock for her morning masses as she is Catholic.
Going to church after committing a sin? Real low Gran-Gran. It's so low, you crushing planktons. (yeah, boring burn 🔥!!. Lemme cooook)
After she left, I went ahead and took my phone. I was so bold, i connected it to my speaker and blasted Stray Kids music on it.
(If you don't know about the Korean Pop group called Stray Kids, you and I have a problem! 🔥)
My two younger cousins, One of them a three year old named Gigi and the other, a ninja named Hazel.
Gigi was big for her age. She was a bit plump but still super cute. Hazel took after her mum. Skinny and fynnnnn. Honestly, this girl has drapery for eyelashes. She is super beautiful even at his age like dmnnnnnn.
Life's just super unfair. Although, I'm not bad to look at. I mean, I am a really beautiful teen. I know my worth (period with a T!)
Okay, now I feel stupid typing that last part.
I called out to the youngest, Hazel, when I heard shuffling in the other room. She didn't reply with her usual grandfather sounding voice.
I thought she was still asleep and went to the toilet.
Also, I am really scared of paranormal stuff like: Jinns, Mimics, Ghosts, Poltergeist, Demons, Afterlife, Double hanger, etc.
I'm not allowed to belive in them but I just can't help but freak out everytime of these is mention.
As I was taking a shit like a normal person, the curtains moved and I screamed so loudly that the dog next door barked no stop for a while, then Hazel laughed in a deep voice.
She sometimes does that! And at the worst times!
She stepped in and said in a babblish way "Mimmie, goomomie, i want to eat bread".
I literally yelled back at her "TF *Frick* you want?! I was scared, girl, uggggggh. All for bread!"
I gave her what she wanted and then the four of us: Me, My sister named Karisma (yes, with a K), Gigi and Hazel, all went to the bathroom to the bathroom to brush our teeth
This was always my fave part of the morning!