"Alright then, I announce that the First Mihama Academy Girls' Party has officially begun."
"I have a question!"
"Kasumigaoka-san, please speak."
Kasumigaoka Utaha crossed her alluring legs clad in black silk stockings, her slipper dangling loosely from the tip of her toe as she swung it gently. She blinked her eyes, pointing at Jhin, who was putting on the airs of a host. "Why is it that even though this is a Girls' Party, Jhin-san is the one hosting it?"
"You'll have to ask Kazuki about that," Jhin helplessly lowered the thick stack of papers in his hand and looked toward Kazami Kazuki. "I was called over from home by her."
Kazami Kazuki ate the cream puff Jhin had specially made for her, licking the cream off her fingertips with her pink, tender tongue. Beside her, Irisu Makina drooled with envy; unfortunately, this cream puff was exclusive to Kazami Kazuki, so she could only watch.
Delicious food always puts one in a good mood, and Kazami Kazuki was no exception. With a cheerful smile, she resolved Kasumigaoka Utaha's confusion. "If it were just an ordinary Girls' Party, it would be too boring. So, I asked my younger brother to come over and act as the host, and incidentally run a quiz contest. The winner gets a [Jhin Meal Ticket]."
"Oh? What can one do with this [Jhin Meal Ticket]?" Kasumigaoka Utaha looked at Kazami Kazuki, who was monopolizing the cream puff. In truth, she already had an answer in her heart. Originally not very interested in this Girls' Party, she was now paying a hundred and twenty percent attention.
It sounds like eating Jhin up. This kind of scenario could seemingly be added to a doujinshi's subject matter.
Eriri had been running dry on inspiration lately. As the saying goes, someone with a mind full of lewdness sees everything as lewd. Just the name [Jhin Meal Ticket] was enough to make her imagination run wild, giving her a spark of inspiration for the doujinshi she had been delaying starting.
"The name alone is straightforward enough, isn't it? Naturally, it's a chance to have my brother cook a meal. If you were to eat my brother directly, I believe he wouldn't mind either, right?" Kazami Kazuki giggled, only to be lightly tapped on the head by Jhin with the stack of papers in his hand.
"I do mind. Don't make it sound like a Hannibal dinner party." Jhin felt his hair stand on end under the gazes of the girls who, in some sense, wanted to use this meal ticket to eat him.
Hey, Amane, restrain yourself a bit! You're drooling!
Suou Amane was likely the one among the girls who wanted the meal ticket the most. Because up until now, her relationship with Jhin was still that of a 'gentleman's friendship,' stopping at the mouth and feet.
Especially after realizing that Irisu Makina had run ahead of her, every time she saw Jhin, her eyes would glow green like a she-wolf seeing a fresh piece of meat.
This situation had become increasingly severe with the passage of time. Don't let Suou Amane's behavior in front of everyone fool you—it seemed no different from usual, but Jhin could guarantee that the pairs of underwear he had put in the laundry basket recently were all filched by her, even though they were returned the next day, washed clean and hanging on the hanger.
Sometimes, a few long, thin strands of pink hair would be left on the pillow or bed in the Dorm Head's room, seemingly declaring their owner's unfulfilled desires.
"If no one has any questions, then I will officially begin asking them." Jhin flipped open the papers in his hand, but the very first question made him lose his composure. He covered his face awkwardly. "Kazuki, are you sure these are questions for a Girls' Party?"
"Of course they are. Those are the questions I collected using an anonymous box a few days ago."
"Ah, that box labeled 'Ask Anything,' so that's what it was for." Komine Sachi revealed an expression of sudden realization, pounding her right fist into her left palm.
Jhin raised an eyebrow and scanned the circle of girls acting as if nothing was wrong, then glanced at the first question again, sighing in his heart.
'Ask anything' doesn't mean you can write just anything down.
Suou Amane couldn't wait to win the prize and eat Jhin clean and dry. She hurriedly urged, "Jhin, can we start the questions?"
"Sigh, I'll say one last thing. If anyone wants to back out, it's best to leave now."
Once these words were spoken, conversely, no one wanted to leave. The girls all wanted to know what kind of content was in the question collection.
So they say curiosity kills the cat.
Jhin shook his head and spoke slowly, "Why do some Galgames have an ejaculation countdown?"
Kasumigaoka Utaha and Jhin both cast subtle glances at Eriri, as if convinced she was the one who wrote this question.
Eriri stared back at the two of them, not losing any momentum in her bearing.
What? Even though I did write it, is there really no one curious about this matter?
"What is a GAL?" The confident Suou Amane couldn't even answer the first question and was instantly dumbfounded.
"The knowledge involved in this question is a bit niche, so I, the host, had better answer it."
Jhin held his forehead and said something that sounded abrupt and unintelligible to the average person: "Convenient for syncing the timeline."
"Jhin, you don't have the answers on there, do you?"
"No." Jhin waved the stack of papers in his hand and turned to look at Kazami Kazuki.
"How are you going to score this quiz contest? There aren't even standard answers."
"Everyone will express approval or disapproval based on the answer. If approval is over half, it counts as correct, and vice versa."
"Then let's count the first question as void. Next question."
"How did everyone get into a relationship?"
You're gathering material again, aren't you, you romance-brained light novel author!
So what? It's better than you, a doujin artist!
Kasumigaoka Utaha and Eriri exchanged sharp glances; the two were temporarily at a draw.
"It seems the only person who can answer this question is you, Little Brother?"
Eh? Isn't there also Jhin-san's girlfriend?
Kasumigaoka Utaha saw that the other girls all tacitly accepted this fact, so she didn't speak, though she muttered in her heart.
I already know Jhin-san's romance history; it has absolutely no new reference value.
Jhin coughed once and said with a determined gaze, "Start dating the moment you see the character sprite; marry immediately after pulling them."
Seeing his attitude, which was exactly the same as an otaku playing bishoujo games, Eriri couldn't help but retort, "You're talking about a game, right?"
"The question didn't say it had to be a real-life matter. By the way, why is it that I, the host, have answered both questions? Next question, next question."
Jhin flipped the page. The next question was finally a normal one, making him sigh in relief. He grabbed his water cup, took a sip, and continued asking. "Which organ on the body is used the most on Christmas day?"
The girls all fell into deep thought.
This question looked ordinary. Mentioning Christmas naturally led to thoughts of couples and Christmas Eve, so it must be related to dating.
Komine Sachi was the first to raise her hand. "Is it the legs?"
"I think it's the eyes."
"Then the ears would work too."
"It should be the fingers, right?"
Irisu Makina and Suou Amane spoke in unison: "The Little O!"
The entire hall instantly fell silent. Eriri stared at these two fierce answering experts with a look of admiration.
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