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Inside the Crown Prince's Mansion, Qian Renxue felt a sudden wave of intense anger wash over her. She could not control her temper any longer. She slammed her hand down on the table and muttered to herself that Bibi Dong was truly infuriating. She wondered how that woman still had the nerve to look at her gossip and laugh at her expense. It was completely unacceptable.
She thought to herself that since Bibi Dong wanted to act this way, she would just let her do it for now. She really wanted to see if that annoying young guy Su Yan would still be able to stay completely out of all this trouble when things became chaotic in the future.
Su Yan: My dear Treasure Wu, have you had your meal yet today?
Xiao Wu: Yes, I have already eaten. Why are you suddenly acting so strangely sweet and mushy with me today?
Yanzi is not a Swallow: This is absolutely hilarious. It looks like the little rabbit does not even realize how serious and dangerous the situation is for her right now.
Tang Yuehua: Ning Rongrong is honestly acting quite ridiculous too. She did not even get called Treasure Rong by him. Xiao Wu, you are truly completely oblivious to what is happening around you.
Liu Erlong: Su Yan, can you please start calling me Hong bao instead? I truly feel like the gossip about me is valuable enough for you to call me Hong bao. Treasure Dong, do you think I am right about this?
Ma Xiaotao: Treasure Tao thinks that Hong bao is absolutely correct about that.
Ah Yin: If we are going by that logic, then the gossip about me should definitely allow me to be called Treasure Yin, right?
Dark Avenger: Treasure Ya thinks that everyone in the chat is absolutely right.
Hu Liena: Treasure Na gives you a big like for that statement.
Yanzi is not a Swallow: It seems that everything is completely over for me. It looks like I will never get the chance to be called Treasure Yan by anyone.
Xiao Xiao is the Cutest: Hahaha! That is so funny.
I Am a Little Bird: I am truly dying of laughter right now from reading all of these messages.
Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: You people are all talking about things that I cannot understand at all. Can you all please make your words much simpler for me?
Su Yan looked at the screen and felt quite amused by their competitive behavior. He realized that all of these girls actually wanted to argue and compete over something as silly as a nickname.
Su Yan: Since our Treasure Wu is in such a wonderful mood today and has already eaten her food, we can finally begin our discussion. Of course, you all must remember that what I am about to tell you is the original story plot without any of my personal changes. My name is Xiao Wu, and the word Wu comes from the word dancing.
When we talk about the history of Xiao Wu, she simply has far too many bad titles attached to her name. People call her an accessory, a tool person, a love brain, a stupid rabbit, the disgrace of all spirit beasts, a traitor to the spirit beast clan, a hooligan rabbit, and a little waste.
Now do you all finally understand why I could not stop myself from laughing out loud every single time I thought about her? The number of arguments and points of contention about her character are simply far too many to count.
Xiao Wu: ???
Everyone: .
Yanzi is not a Swallow: I am absolutely dying of laughter right now. Little rabbit, you have truly managed to create quite a massive name for yourself. Even Bibi Dong only has two bad titles, which are Blind Douluo and the white-eyed wolf. You should try to count how many terrible titles you have accumulated all by yourself.
Group Member No. 9: I really do not know why, but every single time I see the name Treasure Wu on my screen now, I just want to burst out laughing.
Wang Dong: Xiao Wu, you are truly our absolute god. The gossip surrounding your character is even more intense and explosive than the stories about Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong combined.
Xiao Xiao is the Cutest: This guy Su Yan is truly invincible when it comes to exposing people.
Ning Rongrong: Please do not start crying just yet, Xiao Wu. Brother Su Yan actually called you Treasure Wu just now. He has not even called any of the rest of us by a sweet name like that yet, so the gossip about you must be extremely explosive and interesting.
Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: You little rabbit, you are simply far too detestable for your own good. The next time I see you in person, I will definitely give you a proper beating.
Gu Yuena 1: Did she actually choose to sell out our entire Soul Beast Clan to the humans?
Gu Yuena 2: ???
Bo Saixi: Both of you Co-Rulers of Spirit Beasts should calm down and try not to feel so nervous. This is just the typical opening method used by that young guy. He always likes to throw out a massive bombshell of information before we start eating melons, just to shock all of us completely.
Bi Ji: You really managed to scare us to death with that sudden news.
Zi Ji: We honestly thought that all of those terrible things written about the little rabbit were completely true.
Liu Erlong: Huh? Did anyone actually say that those things were fake?
Bibi Dong: Even though Bo Saixi is correct about his style, you should know that all the shocking things Su Yan throws out will always be backed up with clear evidence one by one later on.
Meanwhile, in Suotuo City, Xiao Wu felt a deep sense of absolute despair creeping into her heart. She covered her face and thought about how she could possibly be so ridiculous in the future.
Dugu Yan and the other girls around her were also laughing so hard that their stomachs hurt. They looked at her and asked if she was seriously asking them for an answer. They explained that they originally believed her situation would be quite similar to Ah Yin's story. However, when they compared the two of them now, it seemed like Ah Yin's level of behavior was actually much lower and milder than hers.
Su Yan: Now, I am sure someone out there is going to ask me questions. They will probably shout out, broadcaster, what exactly do you mean by calling her an accessory? An accessory is simply something extra that you carry around with you, just like the small sachets, decorative jade pendants, or beautiful hairpins that you choose to wear on your clothes.
Xiao Wu is pretty much just like a small accessory that belongs to Tang San. In the final parts of the story, she really did become nothing more than a physical accessory for him. Xiao Wu only managed to achieve godhood by serving as the scabbard for the divine asura sword.
Group Member No. 9: Huh? Is that really true?
Yanzi is not a Swallow: An asura sword scabbard? How is that even possible?
Ma Xiaotao: Su Yan, the rest of us did not get to study very much in school, so please do not try to fool us with your words. How can a simple sword scabbard turn into a real god?
Bai Chenxiang: Ma Xiaotao, aren't you a person who comes from ten thousand years in the future? Why do you still need to ask a simple question like this? As a member of the new generation of the Shrek Seven Devils, do you really not know what kind of god position Xiao Wu actually achieved in history?
Ma Xiaotao: Let me think about it for a moment.
Dark Avenger: Sister Xiao Tao, there is absolutely no need for you to waste your time thinking about it. Our Old Ancestor Xiao Wu indeed did not possess a proper God Position of her own. Neither the records of the Tang Sect nor the history books of Shrek Academy contain any mentions of a unique God Position belonging to Old Ancestor Xiao Wu.
Bo Saixi: Is a strange thing like this really possible in the divine realm?
Bibi Dong: Since we are all close sisters sharing the exact same group chat, I will not let anyone say that I do not look after you all. My Rakshasa Demonic Scythe currently does not have a proper scabbard to go with it. Anyone who feels interested in this position should go ahead and sign up with me quickly.
Xiao Xiao is the Cutest: Hahaha! That is incredibly funny.
Liu Erlong: You old woman, you have truly learned a lot of bad habits and teasing words from Group Member No. 9 lately.
Wang Dong: I am absolutely dying of laughter from reading this chat. Can't you guys show a little bit of consideration for Xiao Wu's current feelings? What are you going to do if she starts crying right now? She might run out of tears to cry later on when the gossip gets even worse.
Su Yan: 666.
Hu Liena: I, Xiao Wu, solemnly swear that I will protect the two Sovereigns to the very death.
Everyone: +1.
At this exact moment, the two different versions of Gu Yuena were experiencing a massive headache from reading the group chat messages.
In the first world of Douluo, deep within the dark areas of the Star Dou Great Forest, Zi Ji and Bi Ji felt completely confused by the text. Gu Yuena also felt extremely embarrassed by the situation. She wondered how things could have turned out this way. She remembered that she had just told everyone in the chat that she had very high hopes for the little rabbit.
Gu Yuena 1: Xiao Wu, is it possible that I have completely misjudged your character?
Gu Yuena 2: Did I really misjudge you that badly?
Back in Suotuo City, Xiao Wu looked like she was right on the verge of crying tears of frustration. She shook her head and kept saying that this could not be true. She stammered out that it was all just a big lie.
Xiao Wu: This is pure slander. He is definitely slandering my good name in front of everyone!
Hu Liena: Hey, stop right there! That is clearly my classic line!
Su Yan: Now, I am sure someone else is going to ask me another question. They will ask, broadcaster, what exactly do you mean by a tool person?
Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Yes, please tell us. What exactly is a tool person?
Su Yan: This concept is actually very easy for anyone to understand. When you combine the words person and tool, it simply means a human being who is constantly used or ordered around by someone else just like a regular object. For example, let us look closely at Xiao Wu. She functions perfectly as both a tool person and an accessory.
Her main purpose for Tang San is to act as a special switch for him to show off his powers. As the old saying goes in their circle, whenever Xiao Wu gets hurt, everyone else instantly panics. Let me just put it to you completely bluntly. If Xiao Wu were a pure support system type of Spirit Master like Ning Rongrong, I would not have anything bad to say about her behavior.
However, Xiao Wu is supposed to be a frontline combat Spirit Master who charges directly into battle against enemies. As a frontline fighter, she actually cannot afford to take even a tiny bit of physical damage during a fight. If she gets hurt even slightly, Tang San will instantly become a total lunatic and deliberately cripple or destroy his opponents. Let us think about this logically.
When you come out to participate in a fair competition, is it reasonable that only you are allowed to hurt other people, while nobody else is allowed to touch or hurt you back? If your body is truly that delicate and fragile, you should just stay at home and be pampered by your family instead of joining dangerous competitions. Therefore, we can easily understand the little rabbit as nothing more than Tang San's personal showing-off switch.