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In Douluo World 2, inside the great Shrek City, Bibi Dong and her companions stared at the screen in complete disbelief. The titles appearing before them were truly shocking.
Dragon God?
Co-Ruler of Spirit Beasts?
Clone of the Supreme God King?
Bibi Dong sent a message to the group chat. It is truly hard to imagine just how powerful the Silver Dragon King must be. As the former clone of the Supreme God King, the Dragon God, her strength must be out of this world.
Ning Rongrong replied quickly. Wow, this is amazing. Sister Gu Yuena is not only incredibly beautiful but also so powerful. I am so envious of her.
Ma Xiaotao joined the conversation with a bold statement. This is definitely something to be envious of. If I possessed that kind of absolute power, I would have dragged Su Yan straight into the secret chamber by now.
Su Yan replied with three question marks.
Bibi Dong also sent three question marks.
The user named I Am an Orphan sent three question marks as well.
Inside Shrek City, Su Yan and the rest of the group slowly turned their heads to look at Ma Xiaotao. Their expressions became very strange and full of judgment.
Ma Xiaotao immediately puffed out her chest and spoke up defensively. What are you all looking at? Is it wrong for me to even think about it? Since when did thinking become a crime?
Tang Ya burst into laughter and teased her back. Sister Xiao Tao, if you actually had that kind of power, you would not just take Su Yan to the secret chamber. You would probably drag my teacher along into the secret chamber with you as well.
A loud smack echoed through the room.
Bibi Dong moved instantly and knocked Tang Ya right on top of her head. She looked at her crossly and reprimanded her. Ma Xiaotao is already teasing me, and now you have the nerve to join in and tease your own teacher too?
Tang Ya lowered her head immediately and stuck out her tongue in embarrassment. She did not dare to make any more jokes after that.
Tang Yuehua brought the topic back on track in the chat. So, let us get back to the question from Yanzi and Group Member No. 9. Is this melon actually ripe yet? We want to know the gossip.
Su Yan replied confidently. The way you are asking makes no sense. As the group owner who specializes in sharing the best gossip, do you really think I would ever give you an unripe melon?
Liu Erlong commented excitedly. Since this senior is so powerful, the gossip must be completely ripe. It is going to be incredibly exciting to watch this drama unfold.
Bo Saixi asked eagerly. When exactly can we start eating this melon? I want to know.
Zhuqing chimed in with a reminder. I remember that reading gossip in the group chat is always decided by our own votes. So, if everyone wants to hear it right now, can we just start?
The user named Yanzi is not a Swallow replied happily. That would be absolutely wonderful.
Gu Yuena 1 sent three question marks.
Gu Yuena 2 also sent three question marks.
This sudden conversation left both versions of Gu Yuena completely confused. They had only just arrived in the group chat, and this was the strange welcome ceremony they received.
Gu Yuena 1 sent a long message to explain. I think all of you are misunderstanding the situation completely. The Golden Dragon King and I inherited different parts of the Dragon God's power and wisdom. The Golden Dragon King took the Dragon God's raw tyranny and physical power, while I inherited the Dragon God's deep wisdom and control over the elemental attributes.
Gu Yuena 2 quickly replied with a plus one to agree.
Meanwhile, in Douluo World 2, deep within the shadows of the Star Dou Great Forest, Gu Yuena 2 smiled to herself. She realized that having another version of herself around was actually very convenient. It saved her from having to type long explanations. She could just agree with her sister and add a plus one to everything. It was absolutely perfect.
Group Member No. 9 wrote back. That actually makes a lot of sense. Senior Gu Yuena is highly intelligent and not silly like Xiao Wu or Ah Yin, so how could there be any embarrassing gossip about her?
Su Yan replied with a laughing sound. Ah, yes, you are completely right. You inherited the great elements and world-shocking wisdom.
After typing out his reply, Su Yan could no longer hold it in. He was so incredibly amused by Gu Yuena's serious words that he fell back, clutching his stomach and slapping his thigh in laughter. World-shocking wisdom, this is just too funny.
Bibi Dong immediately uploaded a short video clip into the group chat, showing Su Yan laughing hysterically and slapping his thigh. She asked what had just happened to make him react this way.
Everyone in the chat sent question marks.
Group Member No. 9 commented. I am thinking about it, but Senior Gu Yuena did not say anything funny at all. How could it possibly make Su Yan laugh like a madman?
Yanzi is not a Swallow sent a series of pecking sounds.
The user named Call Me Her Majesty the Empress warned the others. Sister Yue, it looks like he is just playing tricks on all of you right now.
Zi Ji spoke up angrily. Su Yan, how dare you mock and laugh at our respected master?
Bi Ji supported her. What is so funny to you? Our master truly inherited the great Lord Dragon God's ultimate wisdom and calm mind.
Su Yan tried to calm them down through text. Well, I just suddenly remembered a very funny story from the past. Please understand that as the group owner, I have received professional training. No matter how funny something is, I usually will never laugh. Are you all hungry yet? Let us go get some food now. I will send you some delicious treats to make up for it.
Su Yan was laughing so hard his head hurt. Bibi Dong and the rest of the group members were left completely puzzled. They wondered if the phrase world-shocking wisdom was really that funny to him. In truth, it really was.
When evening arrived, Su Yan and his group finished their dinner. They spent some time walking around Shrek City to enjoy the night view before returning to their hotel rooms to rest for the night.
Su Yan originally wanted to go to Bibi Dong's room and ask her to help him train and suppress his energy again, but he was immediately kicked out by her. Bibi Dong simply could not handle his endless energy anymore. They had cultivated together all of last night without stopping, and they had trained again after waking up in the afternoon. She could not believe he still wanted to do it again at night. Bibi Dong felt like her body was completely exhausted.
Having no other choice, Su Yan walked back to his own room and went to sleep while holding Ning Rongrong in his arms.
The very next morning, a fresh cup of warm milk and a serving of delicious fried dough sticks brought a wonderful mood to Ning Rongrong as she started her day.
In the adjacent room, Bibi Dong woke up early. She looked out at the bright sunlight streaming through the window and felt that something was missing from her routine today. She quickly realized what it was.
Bibi Dong sent an angry message to the group chat. Liu Erlong, you useless person, why did you fail to wake me up today?
The user named Dark Avenger replied. Teacher, you actually woke up this early? Sister Xiao Tao and I are already on our way over.
Ma Xiaotao added. Ancestor Erlong, it is time to wake up and check in with the group.
Tang Yuehua tagged her. Erlong, what is wrong with you today? Why are you late?
Meanwhile, in Douluo World 1, inside the Blue Tyrant Academy, Liu Erlong was sleeping soundly. Her long, beautiful legs were wrapped tightly around her warm quilt as she enjoyed a sweet dream. Suddenly, she snapped awake from the notifications. Her eyes were blurry and filled with pure rage.
She yelled out loud in her empty room. Which bastard dares to disturb my beautiful dream so early in the morning? I was just a little bit away from the best part.
Liu Erlong felt incredibly frustrated. She could not even enjoy a peaceful dream anymore without being interrupted day after day.
She typed furiously into the chat. Damn it all. Why do you people have to call me so early in the morning? I did not even get to finish my dream yet.
Tang Yuehua asked curiously. What kind of dream were you even having?
Liu Erlong replied instantly. Of course it is the exact same kind of dream that you often have.
Tang Yuehua denied it immediately. Stop talking absolute nonsense. I have never had that kind of dream in my entire life.
Bo Saixi questioned her logic. If you have never had that kind of dream before, how do you know exactly what kind of dream she is talking about?
Dark Avenger confessed. What kind of dream is this? Why am I completely unable to understand what you adults are talking about?
The user named I Am a Little Bird explained. You are still far too young, so it is completely normal that you do not understand. For mature, single women like us, we can only experience those things in our dreams.
Call Me Her Majesty the Empress guessed innocently. I know the answer. You must have dreamed about eating lots and lots of delicious food. I used to have dreams like that all the time.
Liu Erlong replied crossly. All you ever think about is eating. Old woman, go back to sleep for a bit longer and let me finish my daily check-in.
Bibi Dong sent three question marks in response to the insult.
Liu Erlong continued typing. Old woman, wake up quickly. The morning sun is already going to shine directly on your butt.
Xiao Xiao is the Cutest commented. Ah, what a familiar morning routine this is.
The user named Red Dust Dream Dream Dream asked a question. Su Yan, you and your group are definitely coming over today, right?
Su Yan gave a short reply confirming it.
Loves Eating Carrots asked excitedly. Then are we finally going to eat the ripe melon today?
Su Yan replied with a clear yes.
Down in Douluo World 1, inside Suotuo City, at the famous Rose Hotel, Xiao Wu saw Su Yan's final reply on the screen. The little rabbit immediately buried her face deep into Ah Yin's warm embrace and began to cry out loud.
Auntie Ah Yin, I am completely finished this time. The gossip melon they want to eat today is about me. Now that there are two versions of the master watching everything inside the group chat, I am really doomed.
Ah Yin gently patted Xiao Wu's trembling back to comfort her. Do not worry, everything will be fine. When you travel out in the wide world, if you make a mistake, you must be brave enough to admit it. If you are going to get beaten for it, you just have to stand completely still and take it. Xiao Wu, you just need to stand perfectly still today.
The little rabbit was completely stunned by these words. She pulled away and looked at Ah Yin with a shocked and incredulous expression on her face. Are you really my sweet Auntie Ah Yin, or are you actually Group Member No. 9 in disguise?