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Chapter 334 - Chapter 334 : Is Your, God King Tang, Butt Rounder?

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In the upper realm of Douluo World 2, the situation suddenly became very interesting. More than half of the divinities heard a loud, painful scream coming from the direction of God King Tang. Every divinity felt completely confused by the noise.

They wondered if the God King of Destruction had done something terrible to Tang San again. They knew how strong Tang San was, so they could not think of anyone else in the entire God Realm who had the power to make him shout in such pure agony.

Inside the Asura God Temple, Tang San was holding his bleeding butt tightly, shouting out in pain. He wondered who had ambushed him from behind. He felt incredibly angry and wished he could curse out loud. He had been sitting peacefully inside his own Asura God Temple, doing nothing wrong, and suddenly someone attacked him from behind out of nowhere. He felt that this situation made absolutely no sense at all.

Tang San suddenly narrowed his eyes. He carefully checked the path that the hidden attack had taken and looked all the way down. He realized it came straight from the Douluo Continent. He cursed angrily, realizing it must be the exact same person who had messed with him last time. He felt certain about it. He shouted loudly that he wanted to leave the God Realm and go down to the lower realm right away.

Outside the temple doors, the God of Greed and the God of Arrogance were standing around, feeling very curious about what was happening. They knew God King Tang San was perfectly fine just a short moment ago, so they could not understand why he suddenly screamed so miserably. Soon after, the God King of Destruction, the God King of Life, and a large group of other divinities rushed over to see what the problem was.

Destruction looked around and asked what had happened inside the hall. Greed and Arrogance looked at each other with confused faces, explaining that they had no idea. They mentioned that God King Tang San was completely fine until he suddenly let out a very loud shout.

Destruction and his group walked into the Asura God Temple with puzzled expressions on their faces. They saw Tang San standing there, holding his own butt and cursing with a very angry look. Destruction looked at him speechlessly and asked what he was doing this time.

God King Tang gritted his teeth in anger, stating clearly that he wanted to go down to the lower realm immediately. He explained that a dangerous divinity had appeared on the Douluo Continent and had just used a hidden weapon to ambush him from behind.

He told them to look at what happened. God King Tang was about to turn around to show Destruction the injury on his butt, but he suddenly realized there were far too many people standing around in the room. He quickly held himself back because he knew it would be too embarrassing to show everyone.

Destruction grew even more speechless and told Tang San that he must be joking with them. He pointed out that even if a new divinity had actually appeared on the Douluo Continent, it was completely impossible for that divinity to hit Tang San's butt all the way from the lower realm.

He asked Tang San if he took everyone there for absolute fools. God King Tang became completely furious upon hearing this. He yelled at Destruction, asking if Destruction really thought he would make up a story like this just to lie to them. He begged to be let down to the lower realm, promising that he would definitely drag the culprit out because this action was simply too much bullying.

Destruction felt even more speechless. He retorted without any hesitation, stating that even if a powerful god king level expert had truly appeared on the Douluo Continent and could somehow hit someone's butt from that far away, it still made no sense. He asked Tang San why this mysterious person chose to hit his butt specifically, out of all the many divinities living in the God Realm. Destruction jokingly asked if Tang San's butt was somehow rounder or much perkier than everyone else's. As soon as Destruction finished saying these words, many people standing in the crowd could not hold back their laughter and burst out laughing out loud.

Tang San felt like he was going to die from pure anger. He told them to look at the evidence for themselves, pointing out that the clear trajectory of the attack led straight back to the Douluo Continent. Destruction replied in a cold tone, telling him to stop playing these boring tricks. He stated firmly that the sacred rules of their God Realm must never be broken for any reason.

God King Tang felt completely helpless and furious. He thought to himself that he was definitely not playing any tricks. He wondered who would ever play a trick that involved getting their own backside blown up.

He felt so angry, but he had no choice left since he could not actually show everyone his injury just to prove his point. Destruction simply assumed that Tang San was a truly ruthless person who was willing to hurt his own body just to get permission to go down to the lower realm.

Meanwhile, back on the Douluo Continent, Su Yan was watching everything happen inside the chat group, and he almost died laughing at the scene in the God Realm. He sent a message laughing out loud, stating that the whole thing was simply too funny. The other members of the group were completely confused and sent a wave of question marks.

In the timeline of Douluo World 1, Gu Yuena felt very confused by the messages. Her companions, Zi Ji and Bi Ji, were equally puzzled. They wondered if everyone else in the chat group already understood what was going on while they were still left in the dark. Bi Ji quickly typed a message, asking the Group Owner to explain the situation to them. Zi Ji also asked what he was laughing at and why it was so funny. Gu Yuena followed up with more question marks.

In the timeline of Douluo World 2, the other Gu Yuena was also feeling very confused by the strange chat. However, the Three-Eyed Golden Lion reacted quite quickly this time. The lion immediately thought about the strange incident involving the two versions of Chi Wang that happened before.

The lion gasped in shock and told her sister that the person on the other side of the chat was very likely another version of her. The lion explained that the stranger was likely the Gu Yuena from Douluo World 1. Gu Yuena felt even more confused by this explanation.

The little lion thought for a moment before explaining that they were currently living in Douluo World 2, while there was another world called Douluo World 1, which existed ten thousand years in the past. The lion added that Su Yan and several other members were actually people living in that world from ten thousand years ago.

The lion reminded her that Su Yan's companion had caught a Chi Wang from Douluo World 1 before, which looked exactly like the Chi Wang in their own world. Therefore, the lion concluded that the person on the other side must be another version of her. Gu Yuena was completely stunned to hear this.

The lion then sent a message as Call Me Her Majesty the Empress, telling Su Yan to hurry up and explain the whole situation to them. Gu Yuena sent more question marks. Wang Dong noted that they had all seen what happened with Chi Wang last time, so the current situation should be easy to understand without any extra explanation.

Zhu Zhuqing suggested that the two of them should simply take a picture of themselves and send it to the group chat so that the truth would come out right away. Following the advice, Call Me Her Majesty the Empress quickly uploaded an image showing the Silver Dragon King of Douluo World 2.

Back in Douluo World 1, Gu Yuena and her followers were completely shocked when they saw the image on their screens. Zi Ji gasped, wondering how that person had managed to take a secret picture of their lord. She then looked closer and wondered why there was another version of their master in the photo.

Bi Ji quickly replied by uploading an image of the Silver Dragon King from Douluo World 1. Seeing this, the local Gu Yuena became instantly furious. She snapped at Bi Ji, asking who gave her permission to take a picture. Bi Ji quickly lowered her head in fear, admitting her mistake. She explained that she saw the other side post a photo, so she could not help but take one and share it too.

In Douluo World 2, the Three-Eyed Golden Lion became very excited upon seeing the second photo. The lion cheered, noting that it really was her sister from another world. The lion felt happy because it meant she would have two powerful sisters to protect her in the future, meaning she would never have to fear anyone bullying her ever again. Gu Yuena could only shake her head, feeling completely speechless at the lion's silly behavior.

Inside the chat, Yanzi is not a Swallow sent a message praising the new sister for being incredibly beautiful. Wang Dong agreed, noting that she looked amazingly pretty. The Dark Avenger commented that the two of them looked exactly the same, asking if it was similar to her teacher using a clone skill. Bibi Dong chimed in, asking a member if he was feeling very tempted by the sight. A member named I Am an Orphan laughed and called him a scumbag.

Ning Rongrong complimented the new sister and asked if she had a boyfriend, offering to introduce her own boyfriend to her. Bai Chenxiang replied that she did not have one. Liu Erlong mentioned that she had a friend who might be interested. Tang Yuehua quickly clarified that she was the friend Erlong was talking about, asking to be introduced to the boyfriend instead.

At that moment, Su Yan was also feeling quite surprised by the turn of events. He thought to himself that he expected the situation in the God Realm to be wild, but he did not expect the group chat to become even more exciting with two versions of Gu Yuena present at the same time. He felt it was a double dose of happiness.

He sent a message explaining that his previous laughter was directed at God King Tang, who had just experienced a very funny moment. He revealed that he had used a special bow to shoot Tang San's backside open. Su Yan then officially welcomed the four new members to the chat group, telling them they could ask him any questions they had directly.

Yanzi is not a Swallow suggested that the newcomers did not need to ask any useless questions right away. She advised them to simply read through the entire chat history first, as that would help them understand everything perfectly. Group Member No. 9 agreed with her advice, adding that Su Yan usually offered a special question benefit to all newcomers. He warned that asking basic questions about the different worlds would be a total waste of that benefit.

Instead, he jokingly suggested that the best question they could ask was whether they were going to be sacrificed in the future. The rest of the group members replied with numbers showing their amusement, while both accounts named Gu Yuena could only reply with rows of question marks, feeling completely puzzled by the strange conversation.

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