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Chapter 324 - Chapter 324 : Oscar Grandmaster, Eat My Sausage

Yanzi is not a Swallow: Is this right?

Group Member No. 9: No, there is a big problem! I originally thought the Orphan could at most get a score of 555, but did she actually max out the score?

Zhu Zhuqing saw the comments from Dugu Yan and Ye Lingling in the chat group. She shook her head slightly and sighed. I can only say that 666 is the limit of the score, not the limit of the Orphan!

Hearing this, Dugu Yan and the other girls were even more shocked. They could not believe it. What exactly is this Orphan's true identity? How can she have more anger and resentment towards Bibi Dong than Liu Erlong does?

Xiao Wu was suddenly startled by a realization. She gasped and said, Oh my god! Could it be that she is also a Spirit Beast in human form, and her mother also had her spirit ring hunted by Bibi Dong?

Bibi Dong read this and thought to herself, Did I kill myself in another timeline?

Zhu Zhuqing felt somewhere between laughter and tears when she heard Xiao Wu's wild guess. She looked at her and said, It is a good thing you only said this in private with us. If you posted that in the chat group, Call Me Her Majesty the Empress and the others would definitely mock you mercilessly!

Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Su Yan, Liu Erlong suspects there is a major problem with the cards. Come out quickly and verify the cards for her, okay?

Hu Liena: Sigh!

In the grand palace of Spirit Hall, Hu Liena looked at the floating chat screen and did not know what to say. She felt a deep sense of helplessness. If today's reward was just a consolation prize, then even if there were ten Orphans available, it still would not be Liu Erlong's turn to get it. Little Xue is really having a very hard time right now. Hu Liena had long suspected that Qian Renxue's situation was not right. Qian Renxue had said some strange, jealous words in the chat group before. Hu Liena wondered what should be done about this complicated situation now.

Tang Yuehua: Erlong, you should go to sleep early and do not bother verifying the cards. By the time Su Yan finds open time to reply, Bibi Dong might just use her power to ban you from the chat group completely.

Bo Saixi: Indeed, the future days for Erlong and the Orphan will definitely not be easy!

Liu Erlong: ???

Ling Luochen: Um... I just read through the entire chat history. Su Yan, are you guys leaving tomorrow morning? Can I meet up with you? Can I come find you and see you off before you leave?

Inside Shrek Academy, Ling Luochen sent this message with trembling fingers. She started to feel very nervous as she waited for a response. She wondered if Su Yan would agree to her sudden request.

Just then, Ma Xiaotao saw Ling Luochen's words on her screen and was instantly speechless. She felt a surge of anger toward this hateful little bastard.

Ma Xiaotao: Ling Luochen, what exactly do you want to do?

Ning Rongrong: Brother Su Yan might be very busy right now. If you want to see Brother Su Yan tomorrow, you can just come over with Sister Xiao Tao and the others!

Ma Xiaotao: I am absolutely not bringing her along with me!

Ning Rongrong: ???

Zhang Lexuan: The relationship between Sister Xiao Tao and Luochen is not very good right now. Luochen, do not worry, I will take you with me tomorrow.

Ma Xiaotao: I am not bringing Zhang Lexuan either. Zhang Lexuan, do not follow me around in the future.

Ling Luochen: Ma Xiaotao, you think too highly of yourself. Does Senior Sister even need to follow you?

Dark Avenger: I am not bringing any of you guys either.

Zhang Lexuan: ???

Ma Xiaotao: Xiao Ya, well done!

Ling Luochen: We do not need you to take us either. Xiao Xiao, shall we go find Su Yan and the others together tomorrow?

Ma Xiaotao: Who are you calling Xiao Xiao? Do you even know Xiao Xiao well? And yet you are calling her so intimately!

Xiao Xiao was completely stunned at this moment as she watched the chat. She could not understand what was happening. Why were Sister Xiao Tao and Ling Luochen bickering like little children? As a new freshman in the academy, Xiao Xiao really did not know Ling Luochen at all.

Red Dust Dream Dream Dream: I am going to die laughing. Why are you guys from Shrek Academy always bickering among yourselves?

Group Member No. 9: With them bickering like this, it makes me feel like I am dreaming back to when I first joined the group. Back then, the Supreme Pontiff sister was debating everyone alone!

Zhu Zhuqing: What else can be done about it? Who told the Supreme Pontiff sister to use her real name directly in the chat group? Among us who are hiding in the dark with fake names, who does not want to take the opportunity to belittle the high and mighty Pope of the Spirit Hall?

Yanzi is not a Swallow: Forget it, forget it, none of them are useful at all.

The next day arrived quickly. The morning sun rose into the sky, and a beautiful day arrived as scheduled. The morning breeze blew gently across the land, bringing hope and fresh vitality to the new day.

Inside the quiet room, Bibi Dong was completely exhausted. Her eyes were closed tightly, and she murmured softly, Little bastard, you have been suppressed by me all night long. This time, I have finally stepped on you and won! I feel like I have absolutely no strength left today. I need to rest for the entire morning. I still have to absorb the system spirit ring in the afternoon. Let us go to the Sun Moon Empire tomorrow instead.

Su Yan gave a slight thrust forward, and Bibi Dong opened her eyes in complete shock. She looked at him and gasped, You... Are you even human, you guy?

Su Yan looked at her seriously and replied, Although Auntie Supreme Pontiff successfully persuaded me a few times last night, I, Su Yan, have never been weaker than anyone in my entire life. I do not admit that you have stepped on me at all. Now I want to turn the tables completely and become the master of this room. Please carefully feel my powerful counter-offensive charge!

Bibi Dong was completely dumbfounded by his endless energy. She bit her lip and said, Despicable! Little bastard, we cannot cultivate anymore right now. I do not plan to step on you for now. I will just wait for the next time. Stop it right now!

While they were talking, Yu Xiaogang was in a truly miserable state.

In the world of Dou 1, inside Shrek Academy.

Yu Xiaogang's consciousness gradually woke up from his deep sleep. He felt incredibly dizzy, and his entire body felt weak and numb. The usual natural urge to urinate upon waking up was completely gone. It was replaced by a strange sensation of coldness and a sharp, stinging pain in his lower body.

Yu Xiaogang rubbed his eyes slightly to clear his vision. He propped himself up with his weak arms and sat up with great difficulty to look down at his bed. He saw that the place that originally had an inch or two of flesh was now completely empty. The white sheets beneath him were completely covered in bright red blood.

No! No!

A loud, terrified scream spread throughout the entire Shrek Academy, breaking the morning silence.

Tang San sat up abruptly from his bed in his own room. He said in total shock, Not good! It sounds like Teacher's voice. Little Ao, get up quickly, come with me to take a look right now!

Oscar sat up slowly, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and then lay back down on his pillow. He complained, Tang San, we came back very late last night. Please let me sleep a little longer!

Tang San did not listen. He said, Hurry, Little Ao! He grabbed Oscar by the arm, dragged him out of bed, and rushed outside into the corridor.

On the other side of the courtyard, Zhao Wuji also opened his eyes with a pained and annoyed expression. He muttered, Why is this Yu Xiaogang yelling so loudly early in the morning? It is so annoying.

Zhao Wuji was preparing to pull up his blanket and continue sleeping. But after thinking about it for a moment, he remembered that Yu Xiaogang was, after all, Flender's good buddy. He decided he should probably go take a look to see what was wrong.

A few minutes later, the group of teachers and students from Shrek entered Yu Xiaogang's room. When they saw the bloody scene in front of them, their early morning urge to urinate was instantly held back by fear.

Ma Hongjun looked at the bed with a completely confused face. He asked, What the hell? How did it just disappear for no reason at all? Yu Xiaogang, you wouldn't happen to also have a man you secretly like, would you? Did you do this because of that?

Yu Xiaogang could only scream in his heart that he was cursed by some dark magic.

Tang San stood there in a complete daze. He looked at his teacher and asked, Teacher, what on earth happened to you?

Zhao Wuji also had a confused face as he scratched his head. He looked at the bed and said, Yu Xiaogang, why did you cut it off so suddenly without warning? You should have said something to us first so we could find a professional Healing Spirit Master to stand by! Little Ao, hurry up and help him!

Oscar finally reacted to the emergency. He saw that Yu Xiaogang's terrible wound was only treated with basic cloth like a commoner's injury, and it had not yet been treated by a proper Spirit Master's skill. He hurriedly began to recite his spirit incantation and made two healing Sausages for Yu Xiaogang. He held them out and said, Yu Xiaogang, eat my Sausage quickly!

However, Oscar shuddered instantly right after speaking those words. He realized there was a huge problem with what he just said. Yu Xiaogang had been castrated now, meaning he did not have his own sausage anymore. If he ate Oscar's Sausage right now, what would that look like?

Oscar watched Yu Xiaogang, who was too angry to move or take the food. Oscar silently pulled his hand back. Now, he suddenly did not dare to give his Sausage to Yu Xiaogang to eat anymore.

Yu Xiaogang gritted his teeth tightly and roared angrily at everyone in the room, This is not what I did to myself! This is absolutely not what I did to myself, no! It was someone else! Someone took advantage of me being fast asleep and ambushed me in the dark!

Yu Xiaogang did not know if it was out of pure anger or because the movement hurt his severe injury, but he suddenly coughed and spat out a large mouthful of old blood onto the floor.

Tang San became incredibly worried. He hurriedly supported Yu Xiaogang's weak shoulders and comforted him, Teacher, please do not get so excited right now. Eat Little Ao's Sausage first so we can treat the injury and stop the bleeding.

Zhao Wuji and the other male teachers suddenly felt a strange chill in their own crotches. They looked around the room nervously.

Zhao Wuji frowned and said, What the hell? This is really not what you did to yourself? That is truly hellish. Could it be that an enemy sneaked into our Shrek Academy at night and castrated you while we were all asleep?

As Zhao Wuji and the others were talking about the mystery, they suddenly thought of a very handsome young man in their minds with great tacit understanding. They all wondered if he was the one behind this strange punishment.

Su Yan felt a sudden chill and thought, ???

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