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Zhu Zhuqing looked at Ye Lingling with a complex expression. She thought to herself that their personalities did not really match.
Cat in the Shadows: I do not think I am the same as Ye Lingling. I am cold and composed, while she is just reclusive and quiet.
Yanzi is not a Swallow: But you both have one thing in common. You are both timid and submissive in reality, but you are heavy hitters in the Group Chat!
Liu Erlong: Hehe, both of you are the type who repress your feelings.
Ah Yin: I give you a like for that!
Everyone: Liu Erlong: Hahaha!!
Inside the carriage, Ah Yin and Ling Yuan could not help but laugh. They reached out and pulled Zhu Zhuqing and Ye Lingling into their arms.
"Hmm?"
"You really are the repressed type!"
Zhu Zhuqing's face turned awkward. Ye Lingling's expression did not change much, remaining as calm as ever.
Group Member No. 9: Go find your Tang Yuehua and chat about your spiritual romance!
Cat in the Shadows: You Little Bastard, I won't allow you to insult Yu Xiaogang!
Yanzi is not a Swallow: 666.
Nine Treasures Little Princess: I am actually dying of laughter. Liu Erlong, don't you know that the people who are stingy with their words usually have the most firepower?
Tang Yuehua: But, I didn't say anything?
Ma Xiaotao: Hahaha!!
Dark Avenger: Our biggest regret is joining the group too late. We didn't make it in on the first day to see those lively scenes.
In the carriage, Su Yan was between laughter and tears as he read the messages. Join on the first day? If you all had joined on the first day, wouldn't that have turned into a chaotic brawl?
Su Yan: Next is leaving Nuoding Academy and heading to Shrek Academy. That is where he runs into the Shrek Seven Devils. Coming back to the point, Tang San didn't meet many normal people on his journey through life! Starting out, he had an alcoholic dad, a short-lived mom, a miserable childhood, and a broken spirit.
Everyone: ???
In the carriage, Zhu Zhuqing and her group widened their eyes in surprise. Was he trying to take an exam with all those rhyming phrases?
Liu Erlong: Do you mean we have to feel sorry for him?
Su Yan: Yes! If I don't pity him, who will?
Bibi Dong: I am dying of laughter. I think it should be, if you don't roast him, who will?
Tang Yuehua: Fortunately, his father doesn't gamble and doesn't hit him when he is drunk. That is a blessing for the boy.
Su Yan: Wrong! It is not Tang San who is lucky, it is Tang Hao who is lucky. If Tang Hao dared to hit him while drunk, I suspect Tang Hao wouldn't live for very long.
Dark Avenger: Isn't Tang Hao a Titled Douluo?
Su Yan: Young Avenger, your Mysterious Heaven Treasure Record is incomplete. Tang San's record is complete, and his methods of using poison on this Douluo Continent are absolutely among the best. Sometimes we think about it, and Tang San's start really wasn't easy. There was truly no one with normal values around him to guide him.
He started with an alcoholic scum for a father whom he had to take care of every day while he was still young. His mother sacrificed herself early on, leaving him with a blood feud.
Fortunately, Grandpa Jack, the village head, was a good person. Although Tang Hao was a piece of scum who didn't care, Grandpa Jack did his best to send him into a Spirit Master academy.
Who would have thought that upon entering Nuoding Academy, it was over again? He met a waste of a scum teacher and a rabbit who was a disgrace to the spirit beasts. She was a hooligan who feared nothing in the world.
Su Yan: Then he went to Shrek Academy. There he ran into the sneaky profiteer Flender. Flender's motto is that not daring to cause trouble is only for the mediocre. He also met the tyrannical hooligan Zhao Wuji.
Then there were the high-tier ladybug Dai Mubai and the low-tier ladybug Ma Hongjun. The fifth rule of the Mysterious Heaven Treasure Record says that Tang Sect disciples must not easily cause trouble.
But if someone starts it, they may retaliate with force. This all caused Tang San to break the sect rules. Oh right, there is also Liu Erlong later on. Don't even get me started on Liu Erlong. I feel like she has an even worse love brain than Bibi Dong and the others. Let's just say, in this kind of environment, how can you expect Tang San to be a normal person?
Everyone: ???
At Blue Tyrant Academy, Liu Erlong was furious.
"No way? I have an even worse love brain than Bibi Dong and the others?"
Liu Erlong: Su Yan, you Little Bastard, what right do you have to say I have an even worse love brain than Bibi Dong and the others?
Su Yan: No matter how much of a love brain Bibi Dong and the others have, at least they are normal. Who do you love? You love your own cousin, and you didn't turn back even after knowing the truth. Do you think you can be considered a normal person?
Bibi Dong: Hahaha!!
Hu Liena: My teacher and I are about to die of happiness.
Yanzi is not a Swallow: I am about to die of laughter too. As expected of you, Liu Erlong!
I Am an Orphan: What a talent!
Winter Cutie: It seems there is also a cousin-loving aunt.
Tang Yuehua: ???
Dark Avenger: Hahaha!!
Ma Xiaotao: I am really about to die of laughter. The newcomers look at me and Tang Ya and think we are both crazy. Wait! My ancestor is the King of Prostitution, so be it. Why differentiate between high and low tiers? It makes it seem like I am a level weaker than Dai Mubai!
Nine Treasures Little Princess: I am truly speechless. Xiaotao, you're actually arguing about this?
Su Yan: Dai Mubai has looks and money, and he finds beautiful women just to play around. Ma Hongjun has no looks and no money. He just vents his frustration in the chicken coop because of his evil fire. Then there is Oscar.
Oscar himself actually doesn't have any problems. Unfortunately, he grew up with Flender and the others, so his values are also hard to describe. In these environments, plus the fact that Tang San was a killer in his previous life, you all can figure it out for yourselves!
In the world of Douluo 2 at Shrek Academy, Wang Dong was numb at this moment. This was absurd! Although Su Yan has always shared gossip based on facts, hearing him say it like this made it clear that Tang San's growth was crooked from the start.
On the other side, Ma Xiaotao and Tang Ya were also stuck between laughter and tears. Huo Yuhao looked completely confused. He tugged on Beibei and asked, "Senior Brother Beibei, are Teacher Tang Ya and the others always this prone to laughter?"
Beibei was also completely bewildered by this. But that is a story for another time.
Back in the world of Douluo 1 in Suotuo City, a man walked into Flender's office at Shrek Academy. He had a face as stiff as a zombie. He kept his hands behind his back and had a special aura about him. It was a kind of mysterious confidence. This person was Yu Xiaogang.
"Yu Xiaogang, you finally came."
Seeing him arrive, Flender happily stood up and went to hug Yu Xiaogang. Compared to the enthusiasm of Flender, Yu Xiaogang appeared extremely cold.
"If it weren't for Little San and the hope of a breakthrough to level thirty, I don't think I would have come out."
Flender laughed and said, "Good, as long as you are willing to come out, that is fine. We brothers can finally be together again. It is a pity that she isn't here."
Yu Xiaogang suddenly frowned. "Flender, do not mention her. I do not want to argue with you."
Flender also said somewhat helplessly, "Alright! Although I know you do not want to remember the past, I still can't help but say that the life we lived together back then is something I will never forget. That memory was the happiest time of my life. If we could have lived carefree like that forever, how good would that have been!"
Truth be told, Flender is truly a veteran simp.