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Everyone in the Group Chat felt a bit dazed upon seeing Group Member Number Nine's message. Then, after they realized what was going on, they nearly died laughing. Yu Xiaogang really is walking on thin ice; he has only just taken on an apprentice, yet he has already stepped through the gates of hell twice!
Yanzi is not a Swallow: I'm honestly dying of laughter. Being Tang San's teacher really doesn't seem easy for Yu Xiaogang!
Nine Treasures Little Princess: A moment ago it was "a teacher for a day, a father for life," and now he's planning to kill his old father to silence him?
Winter Cutie: Not much time has passed between these two events, and Tang San has already harbored murderous intent toward Yu Xiaogang twice?
Liu Erlong: Assassin.
Su Yan: Let me ask you all, is this assassin professional or not?
I Am an Orphan: Look, this is what you call professional.
Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: This assassin really is cold-blooded and ruthless, completely devoid of emotion!
Everyone: Hahaha!!
Inside the Supreme Pontiff Palace, the air was heavy with the scent of incense. At this moment, Bibi Dong was filled with admiration. She looked at the screen with a cold, thoughtful gaze.
This Tang San truly has the strength to destroy our Spirit Hall; he is even more ruthless than I was when I was mad. He's quite a character.
Hu Liena's expression instantly froze. Her eyes widened as she looked at her teacher. Uh, what? Hu Liena really didn't know how to roast this. Teacher, are you actually admiring him? She felt a cold shiver run down her spine, wondering if the Supreme Pontiff was serious or just mocking the young boy's hidden darkness.
Su Yan: To be honest, Tang San harboring murderous intent isn't entirely wrong. It's normal for a normal person to want to kill to protect such a big secret as being a transmigrator. However, he is just too hypocritical. He just became an apprentice and immediately declared "a teacher for a day, a father for life." If he hadn't been so quick to acknowledge a father, and instead said, "I would rather betray the world than let the world betray me," and just silenced Yu Xiaogang, I wouldn't have anything to say about him.
Liu Erlong: Isn't this just what people often call—wanting to be a whore while setting up a memorial arch for chastity?
I Am an Orphan: It's messed up to begin with; who acknowledges a father right off the bat?
Cat in the Shadows: Yu Xiaogang and Tang San becoming master and apprentice right after meeting is understandable, but bringing up "a teacher for a day, a father for life" right away is just setting up a memorial arch for himself.
Winter Cutie: So, right after setting up that memorial arch, he got slapped in the face the very next moment.
Bo Saixi: That seems to be the case. If not for the "a teacher for a day, a father for life" remark, his murderous intent toward Yu Xiaogang could barely be justified.
Everyone was left speechless. You were the one who acknowledged the father. You were also the one hesitating about whether to silence him. So, this father of yours is someone you can sacrifice at any time? The logic of the boy's heart seemed more twisted than a Spirit Bone.
Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Wait a second? Su Yan, we all know your secret about being a transmigrator now. You aren't going to harbor murderous intent toward us too, are you?
Everyone: ???
Inside the carriage, the wheels creaked against the dirt road. Su Yan chuckled, his eyes dancing with a playful light.
Interesting.
Su Yan: You've actually realized it? It seems there's no way to end this peacefully today; I'll just have to kill you all to silence you.
Zhu Zhuqing and the others were dumbfounded; this Her Majesty the Empress really is a clever little devil! The girls in the carriage looked at Su Yan, seeing the smirk on his face. Let's join in too, they thought, their fingers flying across their communication devices.
Yanzi is not a Swallow: Ah! Don't kill me... I'm dead.
Group Member Number Nine: Pfft~ (Vomits blood) Su Yan, you're actually attacking us?
Loves Eating Carrots: I'm dead too.
Nine Treasures Little Princess: It's too scary, I'm dead, I'm dead. Brother Su Yan, I beg you to spare—
Cat in the Shadows: They, th—
Ah Yin: Run quickly, h—
Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: ???
In the era of Dou 2, within the depths of the Star Dou Great Forest, the trees were thick and the air was filled with the spirit energy of ancient beasts. The Big Kitty, Three-Eyed Golden Lion, was stunned at this moment. She stopped her pacing, her golden fur standing on end.
Huh? No, it can't be, right? Is Su Yan really silencing them? How can they all be disappearing after typing only half their words? Her heart raced, her three eyes blinking in confusion.
Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Y-you guys, stop trying to trick me.
Back at Spirit Hall, Bibi Dong and Hu Liena were momentarily dumbfounded. They watched the chat scroll by with lightning speed. What? Why are you all playing along? Is Everyone's sense of playfulness this high? Hu Liena decided to jump in, her eyes twinkling with mischief.
Hu Liena: Teacher, be careful, Su Yan is here... Teacher... Wuwuwu~
Bibi Dong: Nana, run quickly, run—
Liu Erlong: Don't... Su Yan, I beg you, you can do anything to me, just please don't kill me!
Tang Yuehua: It's my turn so soon? Her Majesty the Empress, run quickly—
I Am an Orphan: There is no longer any human light in his eyes; in its place is an indescribable terror. No!!!
Bo Saixi: A demon, a demon. Su Yan is a demon that crawled out of a coffin...
Dark Avenger: Sister Xiao Tao, run quickly...
Ma Xiaotao: Don't... Don't kill Xiao Ya, don't kill the people from our Shrek Academy, I beg you.
Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: ???
Su Yan: Hehehe~
The Group Chat immediately went silent.
In the Star Dou Great Forest, the big silly kitty, Three-Eyed Golden Lion, felt a sense of fear rise in her heart. She could almost imagine a human with glowing red eyes making a "hehehe" laughing sound in her ears. The silence of the chat was deafening.
Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Y-you guys, don't lie to me, I don't believe you. Where are you all?
The Group Chat remained deathly silent.
Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: ???
Su Yan: Three-Eyed Golden Lion, now that you know such a big secret of mine, do you think you can still stay alive?
Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Y-you hateful guy, you must be trying to scare me and trick me. I'm not that easy to fool. Everyone, come out and say something!
Su Yan: Hehehe~ You might want to take a look at the current number of people in the Group Chat first.
Inside the carriage, Zhu Zhuqing and the others saw this and curiously looked up at the header of the chat.
loving and killing family Chat Group ()
"Huh?" Zhu Zhuqing and the others were also a bit confused. The number of people had changed from before to a symbol ()! It looked as if everyone had been deleted or had vanished into thin air.
In the Star Dou Great Forest, the big silly kitty, that blockhead, was directly frightened. Her paws shook and her tail tucked between her legs. Panic-stricken, she began sprinting wildly toward the Lake of Life, her heavy paws thudding against the mossy ground.
Su Yan: Three-Eyed Golden Lion, they are all dead, now it's your turn. You're running away, right? You're running toward the Lake of Life? I can already see you, oh! Hehehe!
The big blockhead, Three-Eyed Golden Lion, was instantly terrified. Her heart hammered against her ribs like a trapped bird. One slip on a wet root and she fell to the ground and started rolling, screaming in fear. Her voice echoed through the ancient trees.
Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: No, don't. Don't come over here! Di Tian, save me...
"Hahaha!!" At this moment, Everyone in the Group Chat was laughing their heads off. This Her Majesty the Empress really is a silly one; she nearly made Everyone laugh to tears. The prank had worked better than anyone could have imagined.
And sure enough, the Three-Eyed Golden Lion's screaming not only transmitted into the Group Chat but also echoed throughout the surrounding Star Dou Great Forest. The birds took flight in alarm.
A figure instantly flew over from the direction of the Lake of Life. The air rippled with the power of a Titled Douluo level beast. It was the Beast God himself.
"Auspicious Beast."
The blockhead saw Di Tian and instantly let out a huge sigh of relief. She scrambled to her feet and hid behind his massive frame, pointing a trembling paw at nothing in particular.
"Quick, quick, quick! Di Tian, a bad guy wants to kill me to silence me, hurry up and beat him away."
Di Tian: ???