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The Group Chat members were laughing so hard they felt like they might actually die. It seemed like Yu Xiaogang was the very definition of shamelessness. His actions were just too funny to ignore.
Nine Treasures Little Princess: This is the first time I have ever thought Yu Xiaogang was actually funny. He is a total joke.
Dark Avenger: I really do not get it. Yu Xiaogang has read so many books on theory. How could he mess up the development of Blue Silver Grass so badly? It makes no sense at all.
Su Yan: I have a guess about that. I think Yu Xiaogang's plan for the Blue Silver Grass spirit rings was just a bad copy of Bibi Dong's path.
Bibi Dong: ??? Why are you bringing me into this mess?
Bo Saixi: Why would he try to learn from Bibi Dong? Their spirits are not even the same type. That sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Cat in the Shadows: Exactly. Because their spirits are completely different, the Blue Silver Grass ended up getting ruined by his terrible advice.
Su Yan: It gets even funnier. Do you remember when Yu Xiaogang told Bibi Dong to listen up? He said that if anything happened to Tang San, he would destroy Spirit Hall no matter what the cost was.
Everyone: 666. That is pure gold.
Liu Erlong: Hahaha! Oh, my stomach hurts from laughing so much!
Nine Treasures Little Princess: I am dying! He actually had the nerve to say that to her face? He is way too bold for someone so weak.
Big Cat in the Shadow: Look at the Upper Three Sects and the Two Great Empires. Everyone wants Spirit Hall gone, but who actually has the strength to wipe them out? Certainly not him.
Tang Yuehua: I really want to know how Bibi Dong kept a straight face when she heard him say that live. I would have burst out laughing right then and there.
Su Yan: There is more. Remember when Yu Xiaogang told Tang San that a ten-year lonely bamboo was perfect? He said it was tough but weak on attack with high defense, making it the best fit for Blue Silver Grass.
Ah Yin: ??? Are you serious right now? My son was told to use that?
Dark Avenger: A ten-year lonely bamboo? Is he for real? That is basically trash for a genius like Tang San.
Yanzi is not a Swallow: The Blue Silver Saintess looks so pale right now. She almost stepped into a giant pit because of his "master" advice.
Loves Eating Carrots: I bet Tang San was thinking about his childhood. When he cooked for Tang Hao as a kid, he probably chopped that kind of bamboo for firewood every single day!
Su Yan: Before Tang San used the Immortal Herbs, Yu Xiaogang told him not to rely on external things because of his talent. But after the herb pushed Tang San past rank 30, Yu Xiaogang was suddenly overjoyed. He saw the Nine-Purple Ganoderma and said it looked like he had underestimated the power of external things after all!
Su Yan: According to some unofficial history, after Tang San finally became a god, he secretly found a quiet spot and kowtowed three times to the Man Faced Demon Spider clan. After that, he never contacted Yu Xiaogang again.
Yanzi is not a Swallow: I am laughing to death over here. Is Yu Xiaogang actually a professional comedian? He is better at jokes than he is at teaching.
Group Member No. 9: When it comes to comedy, Yu Xiaogang is the real master. No one else even comes close.
Bo Saixi: He is a genius of accidental humor!
Winter Cutie: So, does that last line mean the Man Faced Demon Spider actually helped Tang San become a god more than Yu Xiaogang did? That is a huge insult to his teacher.
Red Dust Dream Dream Dream: Hahaha! This is the best thing I have heard all day!
Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: I still cannot figure out how Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong ever fell in love with Yu Xiaogang. What were they thinking back then?
Everyone: Hahaha!!
Now Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong felt depressed all over again. Every time the topic of Yu Xiaogang came up, they got roasted by everyone in the chat. It was like a permanent stain on their reputations that they could never scrub off for the rest of their lives. If there was a Blind Douluo in the world, they felt like they had been blind their whole lives when it came to him.
In the era of Douluo 2, at Shrek Academy, Ma Xiaotao's eyes suddenly lit up with excitement. She saw something interesting happening in the chat and wanted everyone to pay attention.
Ma Xiaotao: Hold up, everyone. It is Xiaoya's turn now. Come on, Xiaoya, speak up and tell us what is happening!
Dark Avenger: Say what? What is going on now?
Ma Xiaotao: I will say it for her! Tang Ya said she didn't disgrace the Tang Sect because she raised a god. Isn't that hilarious?
Everyone: Hahaha!!
Inside the carriage, Dugu Yan was rocking back and forth with laughter. Even Su Yan could not help but crack up at the situation.
Yanzi is not a Swallow: Help me! I am really about to laugh to death. This chat is too much for me to handle today.
Nine Treasures Little Princess: Hahaha! This is just too good!
Winter Cutie: 666. Everyone is on fire today.
Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Do not ask me why I am rolling on the floor right now. You people are just too funny. My stomach is starting to cramp.
Back in the time of Douluo 2, Tang Ya was almost at Shrek City. She was also completely stupefied by the messages in the chat. She looked at Huo Yuhao, who was sitting opposite her in the carriage. She felt like she was half crying and half laughing at the same time. Who could have ever guessed that this slightly dazed-looking guy could actually become a powerful god in the future?
Dark Avenger: You may not believe it, but I literally just picked up a future god outside my front door. Talk about being lucky!
Red Dust Dream Dream Dream: My only regret is that Tang Ya didn't come up with her own version of the Ten Major Spirit Theories. She could have been just as famous as the other "master."
Nine Treasures Little Princess: Hahaha! Stop it, you guys are killing me!
In the carriage, the group continued to laugh until they felt half-dead from the effort. Su Yan thought for a moment and felt like something was slightly off about the conversation.
Su Yan: Hold on a second. Tang Ya really did help Huo Yuhao quite a bit. It was probably all arranged by the God King Tang San, but her help was still very important for his growth.
Ma Xiaotao: That is very true. Xiaoya gave Huo Yuhao the Mysterious Heaven Treasure Record to study. She also helped him get into Shrek Academy in the first place. She played a big part in his start.
Ma Xiaotao: Xiaoya, where are you exactly right now?
Dark Avenger: I am almost at Shrek City. We should be arriving very soon.
Su Yan: Let us keep chatting about the Ice-Pure and Jade-Clean God-King Tang San and his famous teacher, God-King Yu Xiaogang. There is still so much to talk about.
In the Spirit Hall, Hu Liena exhaled a long breath of relief. She thought her own embarrassing moment was finally over. She sighed and relaxed her shoulders. But then, suddenly, she felt a sharp smack on her butt.
Hu Liena looked up, completely dumbstruck. She stared at her teacher, Bibi Dong, with eyes full of confusion and surprise. She thought her calamity had already passed, so why was she being hit?
Bibi Dong ground her teeth in frustration. She looked very angry as she spoke. That damned Yu Xiaogang is the cause of all this. Every time his name comes up, I cannot even lift my head in the Group Chat because of the shame. He is truly driving me crazy!
Hu Liena had a look of pure grievance on her face. She felt like crying. Teacher, if Yu Xiaogang embarrasses you in the chat, what does that have to do with me? Why are you taking it out on me? Does slapping me really make you feel that much better?
Su Yan: We have already talked a lot about Tang San's background. I am sure all of you know his childhood stories by now.
Su Yan: That is right. In a way, you could say that Tang Hao was actually raised by Tang San.
A picture appeared in the chat for everyone to see.
Everyone: ??? What is this?
Yanzi is not a Swallow: Please, no more jokes! I am begging you to stop. I cannot breathe from laughing so much.
Nine Treasures Little Princess: I am dying over here! Tang Hao was raised by Tang San? Hahaha! That is the funniest way to put it.
Winter Cutie: It should have been Tang Hao raising his son, but it turned out that Tang San had to raise Tang Hao instead. I am laughing to death too. The roles were totally reversed.
Cat in the Shadows: Tang Yuehua could love the house and its crow, meaning she treated Tang San as her own because of her love for Tang Hao. Yet, Tang Hao completely ignored the child that Ah Yin left behind for him.
Cat in the Shadows: From this, you can clearly tell that Tang Hao never really cared about Ah Yin as much as he claimed. He was a terrible father.
Ah Yin: That bastard Tang Hao better stay alive for a long time. The next time I see him, I am going to chop off his other leg to match the first one.
Tang Yuehua: Can you guys please stop dragging me into all of this drama? I just want some peace and quiet.
Liu Erlong: The old woman and I want to say the exact same thing. But have they ever let us off the hook? Not even once! They always find a way to roast us.
Liu Erlong: Old woman, I have finally figured it out. We need to join in and eat every bit of gossip we can find. We need to devour all their secrets. If we do that, then nobody can laugh at anyone else because we will all have dirt on each other.
I Am an Orphan: That is a good point. Look, even Hu Liena isn't laughing very much today. She knows she is next.
Bibi Dong: Whose gossip are we going to eat tomorrow? I want to be prepared for the show.
Cat in the Shadows: Today's gossip isn't even finished yet, and you are already looking for more tomorrow? You are very hungry for drama.
Bo Saixi: Tomorrow, we are going to talk about Zhu Zhuqing. We will start with the Group Chat admins and have a public execution for each of them one by one. No one escapes!
Liu Erlong: That is a brilliant plan! I love it.
Bibi Dong: I am so ready for this! It is going to be amazing.
Hu Liena: I agree with both hands! Let's do it.
Tang Yuehua: That sounds very cool. I cannot wait to see what happens.
Ma Xiaotao: The Sea God Island High Priest is truly mighty! What a great idea.
Dark Avenger: Hahaha! This is going to be so much fun.
Everyone: +1 +1 +1. We all agree!
Inside the carriage, the three adminsāZhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong, and Xiao Wuāwere all stunned. They could not believe what they were reading.
They thought to themselves that those people were just being jerks because they were jealous. They were clearly jealous that they were the ones who got to be the admins of the chat. Why couldn't they just put in some effort themselves instead of attacking them?
Ah Yin could not help but laugh at their shocked expressions. She teased them, saying that Zhuqing was really in for it tomorrow. She thought it was quite funny to see the admins so worried.
Zhu Zhuqing's expression was very complicated as she glanced over at Su Yan. Knowing Su Yan's personality, she knew he probably would not hide anything from the group. He would tell all her secrets. To make matters worse, her older sister was also in the chat, which meant there would be no escape from the embarrassment. She felt like she was trapped with no way out.