Alright who's in deep shit?
Strange way to start a reasoning, I know I know, but I can't always walk around the bush?
Is this how you say the expression?
"Hey annie, you know the expression, with like. The bush, and you walk around it to avoid stepping on people toes"
Annie turn her head to look back at me "yeah?"
Shifting back on my legs, I stand back "like, how do you say it?"
She stop for a while before thinking herself "why don't you just say, stepping on people toes since you remember this?"
She fucking dare huh? ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!
Staring her down, my eyes narrow in suspicion "did you forgot too?" She shake her head way to fast "me!? Forgetting it, never"
I turn to look at balrow, who's still thinking.
About the past like he said.
But now, he's thinking while standing, just beside us.
Leaning closer to mousy I whisper in her ear, in a volume clearly high enough for everyone to hear "I won't say anything to the mean ugly guys if you forgot"
My hand helpfully point at literally everyone else in the room.
Everyone is a mean ugly guy in my book.
She get on her tip toes and do the same as me, whispering in my ear.
"Yes I forgot"
Alright, well shit, Let's continue!
I can't keep avoiding stepping on people toes-! BEATING AROUND THE BUSH! THAT'S IT!
Turning and looking down at Annie, my fingers snap. I really like finger gunning people. "That's beating around the bush!"
Her eyes widen as she let out a low "ohhhhh, right!" She nod, I nod, she nod faster, I nod faster.
EVEN FASTER!
"Alright let's stop I'm getting dizzy"
She stop at my words while my thoughts keep moving.
So, as I was saying! I can't keep beating around the bush when it's about something as important.
It's my responsibility to make sure this team is ready for a fight and to advance further and further in those hellish fucking doors.
Why? Because I want to go home of course.
Looking around the room, I see the other ugly guys.
One of the mean ugly guys I talked about, jenna in occurance is staring at me and annie. All while we were talking and being chaos goblin by nodding and the whole beating around the bush thingy.
She seem satisfied with watching the show.
Wait should I call her a mean ugly guy too? It's kinda mean.
And more importantly she's one of the one who doesn't seem to have a problem.
She's ready for a fight. She train well, everything is fine!
No problem at all with her.
Yeah, she doesn't deserve to be called a mean ugly guy, who here would make the progress in the doors slower? If they do, they are mean ugly guys.
My head turn toward to my right, a mouse. Check. What a mean ugly guy.
My head turn to my left, a grandpa. Uhhhh maybe check? A semi mean ugly guy? His thinking do feel like procrastination? But like, he's one of the only guy that talked about being careful of lazyness?
So I don't know?
My head focus to what's in front of me, jenna.
Who's wondering what I'm doing by squinting at everyone. She seem good, she's a good not ugly guy.
And just beside her malfoy is looking at me like he's waiting for me to do something. And he does too. He's a good not ugly but arrogant guy.
So like, everyone is fine?
Apart from Annie, and possibly balrow?
Doesn't sound like it would impact much really.
Wait why are they looking at me?
OH RIGHT! THE WHOLE CONFIDENCE AND TALKING SHIT!
"HUMANS!" Mousy twitch back, why isn't she used to it? Ah right, she's not human.
My lip get down into a sort of scowl/frown/grimace, just something ugly and evil as I look at mousy "you fuckin mouse" my words are straight up filled with hate.
She blink "what the fuck?"
Ignoring this, I turn back to everyone else.
"We are all together, today..." My eyes focus on Jenna and what she said yesterday "Like everyday really, For one IMPORTANT MATTER!"
Vote me president! I'll do a great president. And I won't abuse my power to enrich myself! Not too much at least.
I can hear mousy turning to the others and mumbling something "will we just ignore the whole mouse incident?"
Malfoy sigh and look back at her before focusing back on me.
"THIS MATTER IS THIS!" my arm straighten to point at the next door, the one we're all standing in front of.
"Ah so we're really gonna ignore that, alright" shush mouse.
Balrow look at what I point before he nod, lots of meaning in that nod.
What meaning?
I have no fuckin idea.
Jenna shift her gaze from my finger to the door, hands crushing her bow. Don't even know why it's out yet, even my spear isn't out. "Yeah!" This yeah is so silencious I can barely hear it.
I can even see malfoy eyebrow rise as he try to understand what she said.
She's excited as hell, that's slightly, JUST slightly scary.
Sighing malfoy continue "Very well, then, let us fight to the death once again"
Well that set the mood I guess.
He take out his sword out, and lean a bit on it as he wait for us to take care of the small details.
Mousy on my right ready herself too, taking some steps closer to the door, then she suddenly stop, turn around, raise a single finger up and say "question!
Again? Yes again. YES AGAIN! YOU HEAR ME ME WELL!
Listen I can just feel what she's gonna do. Just like yesterday?
"Just small question really"
With Jenna? Do you remember?
She play with her hands a bit.
"What do we do?"
Do you REMEMBER MAN!? DO YOU!? BECAUSE I DO!
Malfoy look down at her from behind "we fight."
She give him THE look for above her shoulder before looking back at me "like last time it was pretty...dangerous"
It definetly was. BUT STILL, I KNOW IT'S A PROBLEM!
Jenna look left and right between the door behind her and us multiples times. "Same formation?"
Why would they ask about the formation if we talked strategy yesterday night! Just like I said to Jenna you ask?
Balrow hum an answer under his breath "We do not have a better one."
Well the answer to this is simple. And is in the form of a mouse!
Like I said, mousy is doing it again. Yesterday! Guess what! Guess what she did!?
She went fucking crazy when we were talking formation!
She used her damn talking skills to make us laugh, talk about singers or whate-fucking-ver
It was fine at first! And I'm pretty sure almost no one noticed. That was an enjoyable conversation, a funny one, would made me laugh for sure.
However!
When you know what I know.
About the mouse procrastination.
Well the fuck crazy shit she started again and again, sounded a LOT like a way to avoid the difficult talk and the fight of tommorow.
I barely noticed that too yesterday.
It just kinda flashed randomly, and just after, I could see it clear like day.
So yeah didn't manage to talk about strategy.
Malfoy take a step back, and look at me with a look only I can see. Begging me to take care of this problem, cause we're gonna be in it for hours if I don't stop it soon.
Just like yesterday!
But he's exageratting. I know about it now! I know about her little techniques! And I will not let it go!
We forgot to talk about strategy, so I'll just say a simple one.
Just figure out some things really quickly and that's all
It won't take long.