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Chapter 3 - Don't Talk, Kiss Me

"Are you serious?" Asuma Sarutobi stared intently at Wuyue, asking word by word.

"Of course, didn't we just agree on it?" Wuyue smiled, unmoved.

"Congratulations, host, on completing your choice. Chakra cultivation has increased by ten days." The system's prompt sounded again.

Wuyue, however, felt no joy, the bitterness in his heart already overflowing.

Although he didn't want to choose any of these three options, compared to the super shocking effects that the first and third would cause, the second one was slightly more stable. Even if he really lost, at their age, running naked wasn't unacceptable.

"Very good, I look forward to your performance." Asuma nodded, said nothing more, and turned to leave.

"Let's go home too," Wuyue said to his sister.

"Ah? Uh, okay, okay..." Kurenai Yuhi seemed to just snap back to reality, nodding blankly.

Dusk gradually painted the entire sky.

On the long streets of Konoha, the boy and girl walked side by side, the gentle breeze lightly blowing through their hair. It truly was a harmonious scene.

Harmonious my ass!

Wuyue secretly glanced at his older sister, who was staring at him with an unprecedentedly strange look, filling his heart with pressure. "Um, if there's anything... just say it directly."

"You're very strange." Kurenai Yuhi narrowed her eyes, her lips lightly saying, "You today feel completely different from before."

With this treacherous and perverted system, it would be strange if he were the same as before!

Wuyue complained in his heart, but on his lips he said, "Is, is that so? Maybe I've grown up."

"What kind of growth makes you say such a strange ideal?" Kurenai Yuhi asked, her mouth twitching. "Speaking of which, what novels have you been reading these past few days?"

"Ah, this..." Wuyue thought for a moment, then his eyes suddenly lit up, and he said, "It's one I found in Father's bookshelf, called 'Icha Icha Paradise'!"

"Icha Icha Paradise?" Kurenai Yuhi frowned and said, "It doesn't sound like a proper novel at all. This kind of thing that corrupts children is forbidden from now on! Did you hear me?!"

Your tone doesn't sound like a sister at all; it's exactly like a conservative old mother!

Wuyue rubbed his temples and nodded honestly, "Okay..."

Choose, my dear host.

One, if I don't read novels, should I look at my sister's pantsu (underwear)?

Two, I actually want to lie in bed and watch with my dear sister.

Three, don't speak, kiss me!

Slap.

Wuyue's hand, which was originally rubbing his brow, slapped his forehead. "Uh, Big Sister..."

"What's wrong?"

"Don't speak, kiss me!"

Thud.

A muffled sound.

Kurenai Yuhi's fist landed squarely on Wuyue's forehead. She huffed, "I don't remember raising you to be such a pervert!" With that, she turned and walked away without looking back.

"Ahhh, I should just restart my life!" Wuyue felt his future was bleak. This damn system was trying to push him to his death.

"Congratulations, host, for completing the mission. Taijutsu cultivation increased by ten days."

A burst of explosive power spread from every cell in Wuyue's body. Although he had often exercised before, he had only just obtained Konoha's basic Taijutsu today, and then suddenly gained ten days of cultivation, which led to this gushing, explosive sensation.

However, this kind of strength increase was not what Wuyue wanted at all! This was completely exchanged for his integrity, so how could it make him happy?

Hmm?

Kurenai Yuhi, who had been walking ahead of Wuyue, turned her head and saw her brother's pained expression, and her heart immediately clenched. Did her earlier hit hurt him? It shouldn't be that bad... Besides, even if she really did hurt him, what then? He was the one who first said "kiss me" or whatever. How could a sister and brother kiss?

But, seeing how pitiful he looked...

Thinking of this, Kurenai Yuhi turned and walked to Wuyue's front, extended her small hand, placed it on his forehead, and gently rubbed it. "This time it's fine, but you're not allowed to say things like that to Big Sister again."

Ugh.

Wuyue was stunned by her actions, and after he reacted, he almost cried from emotion. It was because he had such a gentle, kind, and cute sister that Wuyue would try every means to improve his strength to protect her.

But, Big Sister... those things, I really didn't mean to say them, you have to believe me!

Kurenai Yuhi naturally didn't know the desperate cry in her brother's heart, but instead thought of another problem. "Oh, right, Wuyue. The bet between you and Asuma Sarutobi, you added that yourself, didn't you?" Although it was a question, her tone was affirmative.

"Yes." Wuyue nodded and said, "I don't want that short-lived... that guy to keep bothering Big Sister. If I win this time, he probably won't have the face to talk to Big Sister again, right?"

Kurenai Yuhi was very pleased by her brother's protective behavior, but still asked with concern, "You used to be weak, and you only started gathering Chakra recently. Even if you're a genius, you can't be Asuma's opponent, right? That guy, although a scoundrel, is still very strong."

"Don't worry, Big Sister. I'll win. Uh, probably..."

"Remove that 'probably'! When you say that, I get even more worried!"

Under the setting sun, the figures of a brother and sister were stretched long, very long.

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