"Munchlax, seeing how powerful Entei is, do you also feel the desire to battle?"
After finishing a whole bag of chips, Jack felt a bit sated and couldn't help but want to trade the remaining four bags from Munchlax for something new. He turned his head.
( ￣ mouth ￣ ) ???
"What the heck, where is it? I remember it was just here!"
He looked around. Finally, he spotted Munchlax behind a tree. The little guy was munching on snacks, looking utterly content, while watching Entei battle.
( ￣ ～ ￣ ) Chew!
Jack: (눈_눈)
"What does this guy mean? Is it afraid I'll steal its snacks?"
"Am I that kind of person?"
"No, I'm not. I'm a person who loves to share."
The next second, Jack, clutching the remaining chips, sprinted stealthily behind Munchlax and said with a smile,
"Munchlax, if you don't mind, how about we sit together, enjoying delicious food and a beautiful view?"
(*⊙~⊙) Choked
Munchlax twisted its stiff neck, staring blankly at Jack.
━┳━ ━┳━
Then, in the very next second, it suddenly scooped up all the snacks, intending to swallow them all in a flash, quicker than lightning.
"As long as my mouth is wide open, Master can't eat delicious food and enjoy the beautiful view with me."
But... ( ￣ ε ( # ￣ ) ☆ ╰ ╮ o ( ￣ dish ￣ / / / )
*Smack!*
Jack slapped away all the snacks. Then, he smiled again and stroked Munchlax's head, saying, "Pokemon shouldn't eat like this, you know. It's easy to get a stomachache. The normal way to eat is slowly, a bite for you, a bite for me, that way it helps with digestion. So, a bite for you, a bite for me, equals half for each. Master will help you with the distribution now."
Ten seconds later, Jack walked away with half of the snacks. He walked away under Munchlax's tearful gaze.
ε(┬┬﹏┬┬)3
...The scene returns to the battle.
After Entei eliminated Meganium and severely wounded Blastoise and Sudowoodo with a Sacred Fire in mid-air, it then, just as it was about to land, descended like a god, using a 'Stomp' attack directly on top of Sudowoodo's head.
As the name suggests, this move is a Ground-type skill, possessing extraordinary double power against the Rock-type Sudowoodo. With a single stomp, even though Sudowoodo, a Pokémon whose body is nearly as hard as rock, put up its hands to block, its hands were still shattered, and it instantly lost its fighting ability and collapsed.
In other words, in less than six seconds from the start of the battle, Entei had directly eliminated two Pokémon, leaving only the last Water-type Blastoise.
Blastoise was afraid. It turned its head, looking at its master with fearful eyes.
(>﹏<.)
"Master, save me!!!"
"I don't want to become braised soft-shelled turtle!!!"
And at this moment, the young man, facing this outcome, was filled with despair.
"Sure enough, Ash and them, with their protagonist's aura, are still incomparable."
"Damn it, going against type, one Sacred Fire directly knocked one out and severely wounded two, then a Stomp upon landing knocked out another. Less than six seconds and two are eliminated. What the heck is there left to fight?"
There were simply no skills to counter it. His Blastoise's strongest skill was Hydro Pump. A few blasts, and Entei merely used a move that was considered a minor skill for it, Flamethrower, to block them.
"Tell me, how can you even fight this?"
It was completely like an egg hitting a rock, shattering on impact. When the power levels aren't on the same tier, it's just too difficult.
After much deliberation, as Entei prepared to launch Sacred Fire again for its third and final attack, the young man decisively shouted,
"Stop! We surrender!!!"
Facing this shout, the Sacred Fire about to be spewed from Entei's mouth was swallowed back. The trembling Blastoise in front breathed a sigh of relief.
♡o(╥﹏╥)o♦♡
"Master still loves me."
But the next second, the young boy and girl next to the young man wouldn't have it, shouting,
"Don't stop, Entei! We will not surrender! We will fight to the death!"
Entei, about to turn, paused.
"What do they mean?"
"Do they not think they've been beaten badly enough yet?"
And Blastoise, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, felt its shell tighten! It turned its head sharply!
(`༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
"What do these two companions of Master mean? Can't they see I can't win?"
"Do they really want me to die here to be satisfied?"
At this moment, the young boy and girl suddenly grabbed the young man's neck in anger, roaring,
"You bastard! You're the one who wanted us to fight, saying not to be pessimistic, what if Ash possessed us? But now our Meganium and Sudowoodo are already beaten to this dead state, and you're telling me you want to surrender? No way! I'm telling you, your Blastoise, even if it dies today, it has to die at Entei's hands."
( ￣ ε ( # ￣ ) ☆ ╰ ╮ o ( ￣ dish ￣ / / / )
"*Slap!*"
(╬ ￣ dish ￣ )＝○＃(￣＃)３￣)
"*Slap!*"
The young boy and girl were so furious their faces were contorted, taking turns slapping him, determined to force the young man to make Blastoise continue fighting.
"It's not about scarcity, but about inequality."
"Our Pokémon are in this dead state, so yours must be the same as ours."
"Even if it doesn't die, it must at least be severely wounded and collapse. In short, it cannot remain in a battle-ready state."
Looking at the disorganized enemy lineup in front of him, and then at the Blastoise trembling with fear, Entei was momentarily unsure whether to continue fighting, so it turned back to seek Jack's opinion.
At this moment, Jack, content, was returning with the snacks from Munchlax, only to see the people on the other side actually fighting among themselves. He first paused, then excitedly scurried over with the large pile of snacks.
He jumped onto a large rock closest to the three, cracking melon seeds and peanuts, becoming a spectator, while also shouting out fighting tips.
"You three, do you even know how to fight? Do you understand the four essentials of fighting? One, grab the head; two, go for the crotch; three, poke the eyes; four, kick the balls. Such a profound maxim, and you haven't used a single one! Ugh, you really are useless."
The young boy and girl looked at Jack in surprise, then extended their wicked hands towards the young man's head and crotch.
"That's right, you have to grab the head like this, grab hard! What men fear most is going bald."
"Yes, you have to go for the crotch with such force, that's the only way to give him a sense of psychological crisis."
And at this moment, the young man, whose hair and crotch were successively severely injured due to Jack's mischievous ideas, looked at Jack angrily and roared to the sky,
"I want to surrender!!!"
Ｏ(≧mouth≦)Ｏ
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