The Strongest SSS-Ranked Cardwielder: My Harem are Useless

Zack never asked to be a hero. In fact, the last thing he remembered before waking up in another world was tripping over his cat and smashing his head against a coffee table. Now, he’s somehow been chosen by the SSS-Ranked Card System, a legendary power said to grant infinite potential to its user. There’s just one tiny problem: every single card he pulls is either cursed, useless, or tries to explode in his face. Still, thanks to sheer stupidity, divine accidents, and enough dumb luck to make gods cry, Zack somehow keeps defeating enemies far above his level. To the outside world, he’s the “Strongest Cardwielder.” To his party members, he’s… the guy who screams the loudest when something catches fire. And speaking of party members— his so-called harem is just a group of girls who are either too lazy, too chaotic, or too emotionally unstable to function in battle. Together, they travel the world, causing more property damage than the Demon Lord himself because somehow, fate decided these idiots are humanity’s best hope. Will Zack ever pull a card that doesn’t explode? Will his harem ever be useful for once? Or will he continue being the walking disaster everyone secretly depends on?