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Chapter 586 - Ch: 10-12

10 Second task and the First, and the First...

Luna dreamily said: "After I turn fifteen is fine by me, it looks like fun."

Ginny looked at me and said: "Harry? You said to ask next year… it is next year, and I am asking to be part of the Alliance. Daphne? Tracey? Can I join?"

Daphne thought for a bit and consulted the others, a moment later she answered: "We already knew you would be a part of us, Ginny. The shape of your Patronus gave it away. We are happy to have you in our alliance."

Pansy said: "That is right! I read about it. The shape of your Patronus can change to the mate of the Patronus from the man you are in love with. All five from the Alliance have a Doe as Patronus. Ginny's Patronus is a Doe too."

Lavender asked: "Can this mean our Patronus will change too? These sessions are influencing us already."

Susan smiled and proposed: "Everyone cast your Patronus to see if there are changes." Lucky me… there are no changes for now.

Cho said: "That will bring us to the next issue… getting your first time by Harry. Lavender, you said you would give anything to get your flower picked like Daphne. Does it mean you want Harry to fuck you for the first time?"

Lavender thought about it and asked: "Cho, can you name one person in Hogwarts that is able to do the same as Harry? Can you name one that won't treat me like dirt after he is done? He made Hermione cum by just talking. If possible I want Harry to be my first because he loves Daphne enough to play into her fantasy."

Parvati agreed: "The way he handled Tracey, and how he handled her after does it for me. I hope Harry can be my first too."

One after another wanted to take a turn with me. Even Su Li commented that if it were not for the contract, she would shag my balls empty.

Daphne sighed: "Alright, that will move you up to be friends with benefits. There will be no adding to the Alliance if your Patronus is not a Doe. Does everyone agree with this arrangement?

Happy nods all around… we need more males in this club or I won't survive.

Xxxxx

Ginny signed the contract with us, and gained access to our private beach, she learned soon that it was more than an hour of shagging, but bonding between the seven of us.

We moved to Grimmauld place for the meeting with Penelope. I called Sirius in with our advisors, Cyrus, Jacob, and Ted Tonks. I introduced Penelope and explained her situation and my job offer.

Sirius commented: "A head girl, even top of her year, it is rare to find them on time. Most intelligent muggleborns disappear in the muggle world to complete their education. It was miss Clearwater's bad luck that her boyfriend got a job with Umbridge.

Penelope signed the contract, I joked and said to check the contract for favors to the boss. Penelope answered: "Even then I would sign Harry." Sirius roared from laughter with that witty comeback.

Anyway, one witch saved, several to go.

Xxxxx

In January, I took Luna along for long walks along the Black Lake, we took a picnic basket and an oversized heated blanket so we could eat on the shore in a sheltered corner with warmth spells. I even took my wireless along. Our basket contained several kinds of food, we had all types of marmalade, jars of chocolate spread, peanut butter, and honey… our Luna is a sweet tooth.

The music attracted some magical creatures, and Luna being Luna was happy to interact with them even sharing the food. Magical creatures were craving for the chocolate spread and the peanut butter, although Luna brought a bucket of meat along for the thestrals.

I don't know how she does it, but Luna can handle any creature she meets. I kind of liked those strolls with her. Her comments always hit the spot, we took the Zeller's along sometimes to meet our new friends.

Xxxxx

Valentine... Cards, love letters, spiked Chocolate, pictures of naked witches doing gymnastics, you named it, I got it. Our firsties and second years got a big box of chocolate and a yellow rose, our year a big box of chocolate and a pink rose, my girls Chocolate, a bracelet, and a bouquet of red roses. The twins from the Owl class just received chocolate, so as to not make their boyfriends freak out. Marietta got a pink rose too.

I spend the evening with my girls and got fucked by five of them. Ginny was helping me to get them to climax. This is way better than what Canon would give to Harry.

A few days before the second task I gathered the champions for a meeting in the classroom our club uses.

I started the talk: "Well, by now you know we have to freeze our ass off in the lake, that is fine by me, what is not fine is the thing we miss the most is going to be the PERSON we miss the most! They are going to put our loved ones in a freezing lake in the mermaid village, probably in stasis.

For Fleur, it will be her sister Gabrielle or Roger, Cedric? I think your girlfriend Sophie, Krum? A family member or your date from the ball. Daisy will have her sister Rose, I will have to get Daphne and Tracey. I say we protest against those idiots."

I looked around and saw shocked faces: "Even when they are in stasis, their body temperature will go down in the water, so when their head rises out of the water, they will wake up. With a low body temperature, they will get in shock and in a coma.

The chances of survival are low. The lake is completely frozen over, why those idiots want us to swim in the middle of winter we will never know. If this was the last task in June I would have no problem with it but now…"

Fleur was in a rage: "They would dare to put Gabrielle in the lake with Mermaids? We are in conflict with them for centuries! She would not survive it! I won't even allow for Roger to be taken in that lake!"

Krum nodded: "As Heir Potter said; the temperature of the water is too low, any hostage will suffer from hypothermia and go in shock. I will not allow someone from my friends and family to be taken, hostage."

Cedric agreed: "What is your plan, Harry? You would not get us together if you did not have a solution."

I grinned: "Well ladies and gentlemen, how about a two-way attack? Here is what I propose…" We discussed all possibilities, changed some, and came to an agreement.

Xxxxx

The next morning at breakfast we went to the head table; Krum started: "Headmasters, we discovered that you are planning to put our loved ones in the lake for the second task. We formally forbid you to do this. I any of you are neglecting our demand, then Heir Potter and I will call for a blood feud, and House Delacour will do the same. Heir Diggory stated that he will stand by us against any that want to kidnap our loved ones. Am I loud and clear enough?"

Karakof fumed: "It is for us to decide what the tasks are Victor, I am insulted by your threats. Your job is to complete the task, and not to give demands and ultimatums to us."

Krum nodded: "Da, we thought you would respond like this. So we will give a reward to the ones that thank you for endangering our loved ones, I have a hundred thousand Galleons put aside for it, Mademoiselle Delacour also, Heir Potter will cover the costs for Heir Diggory and miss Zeller. So in all a half million Galleons for the ones that will thank you for this fine competition."

I added; "Don't worry Albus, you are already ancient, so if you die prematurely, I will visit your grave and move it to a secluded spot"

The Daily Hypocrite arrived, the headline:

The Headmasters of the Tri-wizard tournament are insane!

Dear readers, your loyal reporter found out what the second task of that dangerous competition is going to be! The headmasters are going to select a person, a person the champion will miss the most, and put them on the bottom of the Black Lake!

You read it correctly! They will put a person on the bottom of the Black Lake in the Mermaid village. As you know, Hogwarts is located in the up-most north of Scotland, so the lake in February is frozen solid, and those insane headmasters want to place children in it the night before the task!

This means they will be in the lake for more than twelve hours in ice-cold water! Daisy Zeller (eleven years old) stated: "They want to put my twin sister Rose in that lake! For a whole night and morning!"

Miss Delacour expressed her worries: "My sister and I have Veela blood from my grandmother, Mermaids and Veela have a conflict for centuries, so if my sister is taken she will not survive."

Lord Slytherin, (More on how Heir Potter got this Lordship by slaying an eighty-foot-long basilisk at Hogwarts on page three), explained the insanity of the ones designing the tasks: "The task is in the Black Lake, we will have an hour to rescue our loved ones, I have to rescue two, because someone, I suspect Dumbledore, put my name in that blasted goblet.

The audience will have to watch… ICE. They can't see what we are doing underwater, so they will freeze for an hour on the shore looking out on a frozen lake, we have to cut our way through the ice.

The hostages will be put in the lake the evening before the task, I checked the temperature of the lake, it is 5° C or 40° F, even when we get them to the surface they will probably die from Hypothermia.

I understand what the headmasters are thinking: Karakof is a death eater that got free by ratting his colleagues out so he won't care if some of them die, Madam Maxime has giant blood and is resistant to the cold so she doesn't have a clue about humans. Dumbledore is craving for attention to relive his glory days by making the tasks unnecessary and dangerous, I refer to the nesting dragons."

Hogwarts Champion Heir Cedric Diggory declared: "I signed up for this competition and accept the dangers from it, my girlfriend Sophie did not, risking her life for this tournament is not worth it. She means more to me than some questionable competition organized by incompetent headmasters and officials."

Here you have the insanity from the headmaster's dear readers; a death eater (More on page 4), an insensitive half-giant (all about giants on page 5), and a has-been that wants to relive his glory. (Past mistakes and crimes of Dumbledore on pages 6 and7)

Your loyal reporter Rita Skeeter.

I smiled at the headmasters: "I'll bet you need earplugs soon. Remember, one person in the lake and I'll destroy your reputation, and the half million Galleons will stand."

Dumbledore wanted to mend the bridges they just burned: "Harry my boy…" I blasted him with a wandless bombarda a weak one that toppled his throne and cached the elder wand with a wandless disarming charm.

I yelled: "It is Lord SLYTHERIN to you Dumbledore! Consider this your last term if you dare to "Harry my boy" me again! I confiscate this wand, it is again a family heirloom of my House you grabby thief."

We walked back to our seats while Dumbledore was picking his last pieces of pride from the floor. Mighty wizard he could be, but old age reduces reaction time, and I blindsided him with my wandless magic. I felt the wand recognize me as its new master, now I have to find out if Croaker could get the Horcrux out of the ring without damaging the stone. I did ask for the ring as a right of conquest, I think Croaker recognized the stone and kept it for study. Anyway, mayhem was caused, headmasters stamped on, this is a good day.

Xxxxx

Officials from the ministries of Bulgaria and France paid the idiot trio a visit the next day. Followed by a delegation of Quidditch officials and one from the Veela association.

Madam Bones made an appearance and told Dumbledore she will arrest them for kidnapping and attempted murder when they put the children in the lake, and kill him if he put Susan down there.

Finally, they accepted their loss.

Xxxxx

The second task was hilarious, I paid the Weasley twins to entertain the public with their products, and promote their future shop, Sirius is going to sponsor them on my advice, so they went all out.

Roger tutored Fleur on the creatures in the kelp, you know, just in case, and helped her with her silent casting. He is shagging Fleur like there is no tomorrow, yes, she is that grateful.

Anyway, Krum went in the lake looking like a shark with a boy's ass, Cedric and Fleur went for Bubblehead charms, Daisy and I removed our shoes, I summoned a sled from the other shore, and sat on the deck with our feet in the water. When the sled arrived, I gave Daisy the loudspeaker from the wireless and played music. Five minutes later, mermaids arrived with the three tokens we need to retrieve from the village. Daisy handed me a big case of peanut butter, and I handed three big cases, two with chocolate spread, and one with Peanut butter. The Mermaids said /screeched "thank you" and disappeared from sight. We dried our feet, put our shoes back on, and handed our tokens to the judges. I made sure Daisy handed her token first.

Madam Pomfrey gave us the all-clear and we sat down with our family. Daisy was smothered by her parents and Rose.

Sirius was laughing his ass off: "The biggest prank so far Harry! How did you know they love peanut butter and chocolate spread?"

I shrugged: "Luna asked, and we gave them a taste of different kinds." The picnics were cold but fun, Luna has a knack for learning languages, she had whole conversations with the mermaids on the possibility of the Crumpled horned Snorcack being a sea creature and only coming on land to lay their eggs.

Krum returned first followed by Cedric and Fleur. Yep, my third case with Peanut Butter was to not harm Fleur… I will send her the bill.

It was not in the rules that we could not bribe the mermaids, so Daisy took a solid first place with a lot of points difference, and I closed in on the other champions. Officials from Brazil came to watch the second task and congratulated Daisy for making Castelobruxo take the lead in this competition.

I read in some fiction about bribing them with Peanut butter I think it was, and I went with Luna to try it out. Those Mermaids fucking loved the stuff, personally, I can't get it down my throat, that stuff tastes nasty.

Xxxxx

Slytherin was celebrating, and Daisy, a firstie, was writing history, being first in two tasks without breaking a sweat was Slytherin's cunning. The feast in the Great Hall was attended by all four houses, the fact that Rose was a Griff made both houses bury the hatches and mingled, and had a good time fraternizing. Dean Thomas and Sean Finnegan hooked up with the Carrow sisters, Neville went with Lisa Turpin, a Puff from our year, so the houses were cross-pollinating, Beaubatons and Durmstrang were helping in spreading the gene pool.

We went to the RoR when the first two years went to bed. Today was Su Li's day, we had drawn lots to define the order to get a Personal Day, she can command the chamber in any size and shape she wants, and let her fantasy come to life, Su Li made a big classic Chinese palace, where I had to play the Emperor, and Su Li the First Empress, the rest are concubines. Su Li provided the outfits, so we could be actors in a Kung Fu B movie.

Su Li had a blast: "Daphne! Come here and attend to your master! Open his robes and take the Emperors rod in your mouth and suck it like a good slut, yes take it deep in your throat. Do you feel the eyes of the other concubines on you? Hermione, lift Daphne's robes up so everyone can her wet snatch. Spread your legs Daphne, so everyone has a good look. Do you feel Astoria's eyes on your cunt? She looks a lot like you so we can imagine what Astoria's pussy is like, with nice blonde curls, dripping from arousal just like yours. Padma, get a taste from Daphne, and tell me how it tastes."

Su Li went into dominatrix mode and commanded the girls one by one, I had to fuck Cho from behind right in front of her, while Cho bend forwards and held on to the seat of the throne. I think Su Li imagined herself in Cho's place because she rubbed herself raw when I pounded into Cho's pussy but was looking straight into Su Li's eyes.

It went on for hours, nobody was spared, but everyone had a very good time, the setting was special and Su Li did not go overboard. She remembered who wanted it hard and who wants the princess experience and played into their fantasies. When the night was done, everyone thanked her for a wonderful night and asked for a repeat.

Xxxxx

The newspapers had a good week, Daisy was global news when she was ranked first in a dangerous tournament between three schools facing dragons and frozen lakes. And all that in her first year of school. Rose shared the glory of being registered as her personal trainer.

The quibbler posted an article about the possible aquatic Snorcack. Luna did her research thoroughly, it was an insightful piece.

An anonymous tip to Madam Bones, delivered by a stag Patronus, reported an illegal Acromantula farm in the forbidden forest, not two miles in, and the spiders were roaming freely in the forest and attacking the local wildlife.

The investigation of the Aurors, together with a nice tip to skeeter, reduced the chance to encounter those blasted spiders in the maze from slim to none. I got Hagrid off the hook by claiming he acted on Dumbledore's orders. Hagrid was bawling for days, but as I told him: "This is the second time I saved you from Askaban, the third time I bring you there myself, this is a school not a preserve for class five animals."

Dumbledore was raging mad at me now, but as I pointed it out to him: "As headmaster from a rivaling school, any action you take on me can cost you your magic, because you are hindering me from performing in the tournament, the same goes for Daisy and her trainer."

It is true, if you hinder the champion in his training or task, you can lose your magic, the same goes for the champions for not entering a task.

Ludo Bagman already left the country, Daisy fucked his bets up and he is running from a horde of goblins now.

I sent a Patronus to Croaker and asked for the Gaunt ring, so I can claim its House by right of conquest. When he responded with "why," I sent him a copy of the latest contract, with six wives, I need the Houses to give the kids some heritage.

We met in Grimmauld place at Easter, my six girls, Croaker and I. When Croaker presented the ring, I grinned at him and asked: "Does it hurt to part from it? Do you know that if you are not a descendant of the House it won't work? I even think the Gaunts got the ring from a concubine, so they got the ring but no offspring from her."

Croaker looked at me and asked: "And you are one?"

I nodded and said: "I am, and I can even show you more. Dobby, bring the other two, please. Thank you, Dobby. Now girls, stand close, Croaker you will witness the three Hallows come together for the first time in centuries." I put the ring on, donned the cloak, and took the wand, I raised the wand and declared: "I Harry James Potter Claim House Peverell So. Mote. It. Be!"

There was a nice light show where I felt the Hallows bind to me. Croaker watched it with wide eyes. History is being made today. He came to his senses and said: "You must go to Gringotts to confirm your Lordship before Fudge interrupted. He lost too much power because of you, so he will prevent you from getting it as long as possible."

Blooddagger welcomed the activation of an ancient Vault, while we were here we went to the vault to inspect the contents. Several trunks filled with books and artifacts were lined against the walls, and a chest with gems and one with artifacts stood next to a pile of gold, I grinned at the girls: "We are good of now, although I expected something more, me being the master of death and all that crap."

Tracey joked: "Maybe you need to declare yourself as one, as you did with House Peverell."

Croaker confirmed it: "It is a possibility. It is also possible that it will change you into something you can't control."

I shuddered at the thought. Having to roam the planet for eternity, like in some fan fiction, getting tasks from Death, a lot of fan fiction was on that topic, so I would hold off to claim that can of worms.

I noticed, that they can't steal it anymore, I put the Hallows in the vault, the next morning I woke up with them on me. Crap.

Xxxxx

One by one the girls played their fantasy, the Royalty fantasy was the most popular, Padma did a Maharajah from India with all bells and whistles, where I had to make love with her, nice and slow, surrounded by her sister wives and maids.

It was very romantic, when I was done making love to Padma, I moved to Parvati who was tied up naked at the bedposts, where she watched me giving Padma her first time. I slapped her ass, and gave her the Tracey treatment with a ruthless shag, tearing through her cunt without removing the hymen with the spell, right in front of her sister, who was being fed grapes by Astoria and Luna in a sexy maid outfit. Needless to say, both Patils were very satisfied.

Marietta got a boyfriend, and stopped watching our private nights, Astoria and Luna became more daring after some of the fantasies where they had to take part in, mostly in a maid position.

For Hermione's fantasy, I took control, I made a doorway to the library and took her there, it was after curfew, and led her to the forbidden section.

I whispered: "We need to be quiet Hermione, tonight Professor Tonks is patrolling, and when Professor Sinistra is done with her class she will take over from her. What will they think if they found you here with a boy? What if the boy is feeling you up and is moving his hands under your shirt and caressing your tits like this?

No… no loud moaning, they might hear you, I picked this night to give you your first fuck miss Granger, do you feel the excitement of the risk of being caught? This is a favorite spot of yours, isn't it? Between bookshelves, getting your tits fondled, tel me miss Granger, would you stop me when I removed your shirt? To expose your tits to Professor Tonks or Sinistra when they hear us?

Oh, you slut! You would like that? Your nipples are getting hard just thinking about it! Here, let me feel your snatch, I'll bet it is wet already, Miss Granger, you are one slutty whore aren't you? Your cunt is dripping, did you just cum? I'll cast a warming charm so can you remove your skirt for me, yes, all of it, I want to see you naked between your books, oh, such a nice ass, bend forward and put your hands on a shelf, spread your legs miss Granger, I am going to take you from behind like a hot little bitch."

Slowly I slid Litle Harry in her pussy, with her hymen already spelled away, it went all the way in, I spelled her hands and feet with sticky charms to hold her in place, and started to pound her.

Suddenly two voices whispered in our ears, one from the left and one from the right: "My, my Aurora, what do we have here? Miss Granger? I didn't know you were this daring. Mr. Potter, don't stop on our account, feel free to continue, we rarely get to see some action in Hogwarts, and Miss Granger is enjoying it seems, so go ahead Mr. Potter, we like a good show, give it to her good."

Sinistra softly said: "I am surprised to Andromeda, do you see Mr. Potters's dick go in? I'll bet it feels good. Does it feel good miss Granger? Andromeda, she is getting excited about getting watched by us! Can you believe it? Even Mr. Potter is turned on."

Andromeda grinned: "Then they don't mind if you take part in the action, Aurora, it has been a while that you had some, no? Rub her tits a bit, and play with her nipples… see? Miss Granger cummed just from that, she is a slutty bitch, isn't she? Slow down Mr. Potter, we don't want you to tire out. I want your little bitch to service Professor Sinistra, maybe you can even have a go at her. She has been on a dry spell for months and your punishment for having sex in the library is giving her a good time.

Aurora, open your shirt and let Miss Granger suck on your nipples, I just removed the sticking charms. Miss Granger, suck those nipples, nice and gently, move your hands down and remove Aurora's skirt, see? Her panty is already dripping wet, you might as well remove it too. Stick your fingers in it girl, don't be shy, getting fucked in the library is not for shy girls but for sluts that like to be watched, well, I am watching you while you are fingering your teacher. Taste it, put those fingers in your mouth and taste your teacher while your boyfriend is still fucking you."

Hermione lost it, she came screaming from the stimulation. Andromeda cast cushion charms on the floor and motioned to Hermione to lay down, Aurora stood above her face and lowered her pussy on her lips: "Eat it out little slut, you just came from tasting it, so you have to return the favor."

Hermione was dazed, she was on the floor of the library eating a professor's pussy out, while Harry presented his dick to professor Aurora: "Here professor, Hermione is tasting you, her juices are on my dick so lick them off."

Andromeda chuckled: "Aurora, Mr. Potter is a cocky one, isn't he? He has even a nice one, does he work out? He has good stamina too. I might even get tempted myself if I didn't have Ted. Go for it Harry, fuck her face. Don't slow down Miss Granger."

Well… I fucked them both while Andromeda gave directions, Hermione lost her mind with the thought of losing her virginity by getting fucked by Harry and Professor Sinistra in the library. All that was under the guidance of Professor Tonks.

After an intense hour, the polyjuice ended and professor Sinistra changed into Milli, while Andromeda turned into Su Li.

It took a while for Hermione to realize we were still in the Room of Requirement, and she just had the most thrilling hour of her life. Her heart was still pounding at the thought of getting watched by a professor and being ravaged by another one. The bookshelf she was facing faded and showed the other girls in all kinds of stages of masturbating.

Lavender: "Hermione! You are my hero! You did not even flinch when they appeared, even getting off when she rubbed your tits. I admit defeat, you are a bigger slut than me. Milli, how did it feel to get your first time being fucked as Aurora?"

Milli smiled: "That was unreal Lavender, the feeling of Harry's cock in my pussy while Hermione was working on those tits, I will remember this the rest of my life. Li? Thank you, you are the best."

The last one to lose her virginity is Pansy, she asked for some time to think of a good scenario.

11 Third task: We have a winner… sort of

Hermione finally got her mind back on the rails: "Harry fucking Potter! That was a dirty trick you pulled on me! I almost died from a heart attack! It is still pounding like crazy!"

I nodded: "I agree, it was a dirty trick, but you got to experience it as it was real and not acting out a fantasy. To be honest, Hermione, if you knew Milli acted as Sinistra, would it feel the same? What did you feel when you ate Sinistra's pussy? How did you feel when they caught us and I kept on fucking you?"

Daphne answered: "I'll bet she wants to try it for real and let her get caught by Sinistra. Hermione, say yes Daphne, that is exactly what my slutty cunt is feeling and I want Harry to fill my snatch in the real library. Admit it, Miss Granger, it is written on your face."

Defeated Hermione nodded: "This was the most intense hour of my life, getting caught, getting my boobs handled by Sinistra, eating her pussy while Harry was fucking me, and I loved every second of it. Thank you, Harry, you made it an unforgettable experience."

Tracey chuckled: "Maybe he will do it for real one day Hermione, imagine that Harry, stripping you in the library and fucking you in front of the students, claiming your slutty cunt in front of everyone, so everyone can see you are his slut, hmm? Did you just cum? Harry, Hermione just declared herself as your slut on the side, to do as you please with her."

Susan hugged Hermione from behind and said: "Don't tease Hermione Tracey, she is not only Harry's slut, but all of us own her. You looked hot Hermione, you made me cum more than I could count."

Xxxxx

Life moved on, the Hogwarts elves had ten new babies, I placed them under Lord Slytherin's protection so that Dumbledore can't sell them off, those little buggers hugged my legs for minutes.

The morons that wanted to grow hedges got chased away with the words: "There is enough room on the grounds, so go find a spot somewhere else. We focused on the Owl class and helped them study, we tried to find easy-to-do spells with impressive results, hence getting extra credit.

Another cause of worry is when the third task is done, the treat of the Goblet taking his magic will be gone and we lose Dumbledore's leash. I have to find another topic to keep him busy, an idea came up.

I contacted Rita and pointed her in the right direction, my Patronus to Lord Delacour asked him to compare the building plans and drawings from before 1940 with the current Nurmengard castle, because I suspected Dumbledore hid his lover Grindelwald there under a fidelius.

Two weeks later, the Daily Truth... Half Truth posted the love story of Gellert and Dumbo. The tragic forbidden love caused Dumbledore to forget his duties as head of his House and neglected his sister Ariana who became an obscuros when she was six. The fight with his younger brother who pointed out his neglect ended in Gellert and Dumbledore killing Ariana. The two cowards ran away from their responsibility, Gellert to the continent, and Dumbledore in his studies.

Instead of confessing his crimes and paying for them, the coward hid behind some corrupted sense of justice.

He believes now that even the worse criminal can be redeemed and deserves another chance. This mentality set all those death eaters free in 81.

The article covered every aspect of his life and revealed every crime he forgave or redeemed.

The article closed with: "Dear readers, if you do a serious crime, you can't get away by saying sorry and feeling guilty for a period of time. If you do a crime you need to be punished according to the law. Do you feel guilty? Turn yourself over to the DMLE and I am certain your punishment is reduced.

If you don't, you are just a thug who thinks feeling sorry about killing his sister is enough."

Dumbledore used the last favors to keep his throne… hmm, it is time to do a repo on his ass. When Dumbo was out mending fences, I ordered Dobby and Winky to bring me to the headmaster's office. Once there I put the sorting hat on my head: "Hey hat, are there hidden spots in this office? I meant to call in earlier, but the old goat was in the way."

Hatty laughed: "Yes you gave him several headaches. Lower your occlumency shield and I imprint on you what you want to know… son of a Centaur! You are humping more girls than Godric used to do in his days, and he was shaming bunnies!"

I protested: "Who designed that Room? That closet pervert made them all fall in heat for the one controlling it. I have been shagging my balls blue this term… Tell me, do you think I can convince Sinistra to play along? I bet Hermione would freak out."

Hatty started laughing: "Who is the perv? Now, hold still while I give the information. I only do this because you are Lord Slytherin and the current headmaster is doing crimes in the name of the greater good."

I choffed: "For the greater Albus you mean. Alright, give me your knowledge oh mighty hat." Remember me not to sass a piece of cloth that can mess with your brain. It felt as if they took a few knitting needles and stabbed me through the eyes and ears.

The result was good though. I turned to the paintings and raised my wand: "I Harry James Potter, Lord of the Most Ancient and Most Noble House of Slytherin accuse the current headmaster of crimes against a lord of a founders House. I am here to reclaim my possessions and demand that the paintings of previous headmasters don't interfere."

That shut the paintings down. I opened every drawer and a secret compartment with the knowledge of hatty, every item that did not have the Hogwarts magic ID or Dumbledore's, was confiscated. Attempts of Dumbledore to overwrite older IDs were recognized and removed. I filled trunk after trunk with my properties. I even found a shiny red gem, mine now, I might send a letter to the Flamels… later.

Xxxxx

Dobby and Winky, with the help of Hogwarts elves, cleaned the office and several hidden chambers from his ill-gotten treasures. I left him a stack of woolen socks and a note: "Don't be mad that I reclaimed my possessions, Albus, you know that you can't take them with you on your next adventure. I had a nice chat with Ariana and your parents… They are not happy with you Albus Wulfric Dumbledore. They said you are the worst Dark Lord of the century.

As I said, people will be waiting when you start your next adventure. Even when you did all this for the Greater Albu… Good.

I let Kreacher sort through the artifacts and books to set the possessions of other families aside. I confiscated everything that was owned by the death eaters, Hmm… let's say as a right of conquest, yep, that will work. The other items I delivered with a note that I found these items when I reclaimed my possessions from Dumbledore. If those items were actually given to him, they could always return them back to Dumbledore.

Several heirlooms were among the items, so it kicked quite a storm up, his allies dropped him one by one, each of them filing a lawsuit against Albus.

Dumbledore was staring daggers at me when he saw his empty office, and the paintings said it was well in my right to do what I have done. He fumed when he noticed the stone was gone, his ticket to eternal life was gone.

My little notes drove him crazy, at the stone's hiding place I put: "Dear Albus, as the Master of Death, I can't allow you to postpone your Next Great Adventure. People are waiting for you to give you a big welcome. You understand that I had to destroy the stone of course. No one escapes the Master of Death."

He realized I found him out, his wand is in my possession, my cloak and all the hints about the stone gave him another shock, I have the Hallows! The tale said the first to reunite the Hallows will be the Master of Death. Dumbledore missed the grand prize.

I let the man rearrange his plans and machinations while we focused on Cho, Marietta, and the twins, helping in their studies. The tournament was on the back burner for now, we already eliminated the two worsts threats.

I did research Portkeys and how to analyze their destination, so the old goat won't blindside me by sending me to Gellert for example.

Xxxxx

We settled into a routine again, Su Li's and Padma's palaces were the most popular in our Friends-With-Benefits evenings. Once a week, on Saturday after curfew is dedicated to it, the three hours before curfew were spent with every one of the club to relax. We even forced the fifth years to relax during those hours.

Once a month, we had a Polyjuice night, two of the girls drank the potion and changed into… me... weird! I know!

So we had three Harry's to entertain thirteen… no, ten girls, the third years had to help us out. Although those girls are only a few months younger, all of them had their birthdays in September and October.

Wintertime in the wizarding world must be boring.

Pansy had her virginity taken when she pounded on Susan polyjuiced as me. She definitively developed a kinky side, she even called on Merlin instead of Morgana when she shot her load in Susan's pussy.

During Bins class, I took a seat next to Hermione, I gave her a note:

Miss Granger, during this class, you have to remove your panty and hand it to me, let the students behind us see you doing that, then spread your legs.

Hermione's mind froze up, letting the ones behind her see it? She started to get excited at the thought of doing that. Slowly she pulled her skirt higher, hooked her fingers on her panty, and pulled it down, lifting one buttsheek at a time, freeing the panty.

Blushing, she handed her panty, which already had a wet spot, and spread her legs. I handed another note: Not a sound!

I put my hand on her leg, and slowly my hand made its way to her cave of pleasures, my hand caressed her leg, occasionally making contact with her lower lips, teasing once or twice with my pinkie on her clit.

Hermione heated up, she pretended to take notes but her quill was already bent beyond repair. Slowly I put my fingers in, rubbing her G Spot, while I held her panty in my other hand. Bins kept on droning while I gave Hermione a hand-job in class, the poor girl shuddered each time she climaxed. She shuddered for the last time when she saw me lick my fingers.

I gave her my last note: Good girl! Tomorrow at dinner in the Great hall we will repeat this.

She did not notice that the row behind us had only girls from the club, and we cast a notice me not on us.

In the next class with Bins, I let her do a BJ, yet she cummed more than I did. It was fun though.

Xxxxx

The third task came closer, I warned the other champions that the portkey on the trophy could be rigged, and taught them to calculate the destination. Dumbledore can't be trusted, and he is starting to hate me, so port keying me to Siberia is a thing I see him capable of.

On the day of the task I got a visit from my extended family, Dumbledore first only wanted to allow Sirius, but a few words from Cyrus and Jacob changed that, lunch and dinner were spent with the whole club, we introduced the firsties and the Hero's of the hour, Fabulous Daisy and Master Trainer Rose. Entering the tournament did something for both though, now they try to earn this reputation and study twice as hard, they especially made big progress in wandless magic.

Xxxxx

The third task started in the evening, another bright idea from the organizers, instead of ice, the public has to stare at dark hedges this time.

Daisy went to the entrance, dressed in her basilisk armor, just before the entrance, she raised her off-hand and snapped her fingers with the other hand. A carpet appeared, she unrolled it and sat on it, she looked back and asked: "Do you guys want a ride?"

Laughing out loud we all sat on the carpet, while Daisy raised above the hedges and flew to the middle." When Daisy landed next to the trophy, we analyzed it, the trophy was spelled to go outside the wards.

Krum commented: "Those coordinates are for the continent, the south of Germany or the north of Switzerland."

Fleur agreed: "Worse, it is spelled to take our energy to power the transport, we would be drained when we arrive there."

I commented: "We only have to find out who spelled it and who was the target."

Cedric answered: "Only the headmaster can create Portkey's that pass through the wards of Hogwarts, and the target is obviously you Harry, you were a thorn in his side since the start of this term. Let us levitate this thing and let Miss Daisy fly us to the judges, better yet, to Madam Bones, she is head of the DMLE."

Daisy flew slowly to Madam Bones, with my voice amplified I shouted: "Madam Bones, the Trophy is a trap! Dumbledore has spelled it to abduct us to Switzerland and to drain our energy. Can your Aurors examine it please?"

Dumbledore saw his schemes fail again, an Unspeakable examined the trophy and said: "I know that region, it is Werewolf territory. Arriving there drained of your magic is a death sentence. Madam Bones, this is attempted murder, if Miss Zeller did not wait for the other Champions, she would face a fate worse than death right now."

I called out: "I accuse Dumbledore of attempted murder on Miss Daisy Zeller! I demand a full investigation and an interrogation with veritaserum." The idiot dug his own grave, Why he ever did it, we can only guess, if he just waited until tomorrow, we would not have the protection of the Goblet… we still have the protection!

I grinned evilly, I raised my wand and called out: "I call on the magic of the Goblet of fire! I ask you to punish the ones that tried to sabotage the third task and prevent us from finishing the Tri-Wizard tournament! So. Mote. It. Be!"

Well, I got two out of three headmasters, behold, the oldest squib in history! And dear Karakof shared in the fun.

Dumbledore looked horrified, he shouted: "No! Without me, Voldemort will return and destroy the world!"

I chuckled: "Sure, Voldemort will return, who else? Grindelwald? Merlin? Or Morgana, she is always fun, I always hear her name during the best parts of my life."

Dumbledore pointed his finger at me and declared: "Voldemort can not die as long as you are alive Harry!"

I laughed at him and asked: "Who told you that? A drunk seer? So you planned my death? I was to be a chew toy for some Werewolves, and you could be the hero again? We will send your stuff to your brother, maybe you can get a job in his pub."

Madam Bones interrupted: "He will come with us first, we have some questions that need answering. Aurors get him to the ministry for questioning. Meanwhile, why don't you decide who wins this tournament?"

The unspeakable presented the trophy to us: "I removed the portkey. It is safe to touch."

I looked at Krum, Fleur, and Cedric and said: "It should be one of you, Daisy and I just entered to have some fun and mess with Dumbledore."

Krum shook his head: "No, it should be you, you completed every task with ease and made it look simple. You even saved our family and friends from the frozen lake."

Fleur agreed: "You even gave the Veela a spell to control our allure, I prefer that over a trophy any day."

Cedric sighed and said: "Harry? I think it is best to let Daisy win. You were never planning to win it do you?"

I nodded: "The fame is already suffocating me, I don't need more of that, what do you think Daisy? Are you ready to be the youngest winner in history? Castelobruxo will have a great party in your name."

Daisy tilted her head and asked softly: "Will you protect me from suitors? Pansy and Milli said there is a chance they are going to ask for betrothal contracts for me and Rose when I win."

I looked at the others: "She is right you know, when Daisy wins, they are going to hound her parents to get her a contract to marry into their family. I suggest a game of rock, paper, and scissors to define the winner."

I explained the rules, and a few rounds later Cedric came out in first place, Krum second, and Fleur in third place. I let Daisy take fourth place, and I closed the line.

The press was laughing about Daisy's solution to the maze, praising her sharp intellect and wandless magic in summoning the flying carpet. The murder attempt on Daisy was reported extensively, describing the horrors she would go through if it succeeded.

The fact that the Goblet of Fire punished two headmasters for it by taking their magic was called Poetic justice.

Anyway, Cedric got the trophy, he, with the permission of the others, presented the thousand Galleons prize to Daisy: "Daisy, we all feel that you deserve the prize money, it takes courage to face a nesting dragon, we know Harry helped you with the second task, but you could be selfish and fly alone to that trophy, yet you invited us. Take the money Daisy, you earned it."

Daisy looked at me: "Can I divide it among the other first years of our club? They all volunteered to enter, so I feel they deserve some too…"

I shrugged: "It is yours to do what you want with it little Zeller, personally, I find it a great idea."

When the others looked at me questioningly, I explained: "In our study group we have five first-year students, when I asked for a volunteer to enter the tournament, they all raised their hands."

Fleur exclaimed: "You entered her on purpose! She could have died in those tasks!"

"Not if you already know what the tasks are going to be. Daisy was never in danger, not for a second." I looked around and whispered: "I had my house elf standing next to her, if it became too dangerous she would have been taken away. I had a meeting with her parents and explained every step of the tasks to them before they agreed."

Krum was the first to connect the dots: "It was the elf that got her the egg! And the carpet! We better keep it a secret, they will write books on that Potter Family Magic."

Xxxxx

Daisy was the guest of honor at a big party in the Great Hall, all houses and the other schools attended, I celebrated loudly the squibbing of Dumbledore and Karakof, when McGonagall berated me for gloating about the man's misfortune, I glared at her: "Madam McGonagall, be very careful of what you are saying. I am celebrating the fact that the two bastards got punished for attempted murder. Or do you find it normal to send a twelve-year-old girl into a pack of Werewolves? Do you pity those creeps?"

McGonagall said: "Albus Dumbledore is a great man who accomplished great things Mr. Potter, we should be thankful for all the good he did for the wizarding world."

I shrugged: "Name one great thing, and I can name three crimes, and don't say he got rid of his lover Gellert. He could do that ten years earlier, that would have saved the lives of ten thousand wizards. He is responsible for the rise of Voldemort and the thousands of deaths they caused. Just by hiding his true identity Madam McGonagall. By hiding that Tom was a muggleborn, he caused endless suffering."

I studied her face and asked: "Did you know Voldemort's real name is Tom Marvolo Riddle? A son of a squib and a muggle? Please say you did not know, or I have to report you to Madam Bones too."

The guilt was clearly on her face, I sighed: "Present yourself to the DMLE tomorrow McGonagall because the day after I will report it. It is maybe an idea to let yourself checked out at St Mungo's for compulsion charms or alchemy potions."

Xxxxx

On the train home, we discussed the Room, I said: "These two months will be enough to get rid of the effects it has on us."

Hermione sighed: "It was liberating to let yourself loose like that, acting your fantasies out for real was trilling. But as you said, the Room influenced us."

Su Li grinned: "At least it got rid of a lot of my frustrations. You are right though Harry, that was not natural behavior of us, although I don't mind continuing with it."

We explained the side effects of the room to the younger ones, and how we are going to prevent a repeat next term.

I said: "A solution perhaps is inviting some boys into the club, you can still have a girl's night, but it will dilute the focus from one male to several."

Romilda Vane commented: "Good luck with that, we tried to ask a few of our year, but they all declined, they are intimidated by us. The message Patronus scared them off, it is a Newt level spell, and we might have explained how we learned it."

I facepalmed: "Great, another rumor about me, give me a hug and learn the Patronus that way."

Denise Williams sighed: "It was an amazing hug, Harry, I still use that memory to cast it."

Marietta chuckled: "Keep telling them that Denise, and you will scare every boy away. Our Owls were easy, I expect mostly O's and E+ for all my courses. Those study sessions helped a lot, and so were the spells for extra credit. Old Tofty was giddy when I sent him a message. The shield variations were a success too."

I summed it up: "You have my floo address, or you can call on Dobby or Winky to transport you to our home, on Mondays, and Tuesdays we are visiting the Families, you can come along if you like or chill at our house, you can sleep over, there are rooms enough, or as in Romilda's case, come over when the parents are at work and return when they get home."

Daphne added: "You can freely practice magic in our training rooms, we ask only to not practice spells alone, accidents can happen, so train in pairs or three."

Xxxxx

When we left the train, Sirius waited for me with Penelope, he said: "It is your turn to work, I am dead tired. Penelope will fill you in."

12 Owls.

I protested: "I just got here! You have to give me at least a week. What are you going to do?"

Sirius grinned: "I own an island in the Caribbean, I am going there for three months, the girls in my mansion have a schedule and take two weeks each on the island. Penelope knows it all, bye."

That mangy dog ported out! I looked at Penelope and asked: "You know it all? Alright then, get Pandora home, we start tomorrow morning at breakfast."

We met the parents of our club members and confirmed our open invitation to the girls to hang out or practice magic at my home. We made arrangements with Cyrus and Jacob to go over our investments tomorrow at breakfast, we better combine it with Penelope's workload.

Meeting the Weasleys was a bit awkward, I put stick-in-the-ass in Askaban for a year, so Molly didn't know what to do with me, yelling for putting Percy away, or hugging me for taking Ginny in our alliance. Ron passed with good grades thanks to Demelza and the quidditch team, and the twins have an agreement with Sirius for their joke shop, so in the end, Molly had more reasons to be glad.

I met the Grangers and said: "Mr. and Mrs. Granger, you have to detoxify Hermione for two weeks, she had an overdose of books this term, so I advise two weeks without any books, if not, I fear for the worst."

Hermione yelled: "Harry James bloody Potter! Stop corrupting my parents! Two weeks without books is torture, go home and get working as Sirius said!"

I grinned: "Language Hermione! We can't let your parents think I am a bad influence." I got closer and whispered in her ear: "Two weeks without masturbating, can you do that my little slut? Thinking of me every night, and not touching your beautiful pussy?"

Hermione shuddered, blushed, and nodded at me: "That will be easy to do Harry, we are not in the Room remember."

I informed the Zellers that I put Rose and Daisy under Lord Slytherin's protection, which will put a hold on forced contracts and take the pressure away from the twins.

Xxxxx

I arrived alone at Grimmauld place and visited little Hessy, she could already walk and was following Winky around all day. That evening I spent alone without girls, for the first time in months, I got spoiled with their presence, and I missed them already… I am a whiny bastard.

The next morning at breakfast, Penelope explained our businesses: "At the moment we have thirty farms, ten small factories, three construction companies, and twelve shops. Most are in the muggle world, all of the muggle-born are working there."

She went through some papers and continued: "We have a team that does the security, on the farms, they place wards to repel hazardous insects and mammals, and attract useful insects like bees. The factories are done the same, warding rats and mouses, cockroaches and the likes are making things better. Especially the two food factories and the three restaurants in your possession."

Penelope gave each of us a stack of papers and explained: "We selected farms to grow magical herbs, each farm has different soil that is ideal for certain types of herbs, we plan for greenhouses for next year. The farms are starting to make a profit, we are thinking about a big greenhouse for wolfsbane and looking for Werewolves to work on the farm. We have two Potion mistresses that can brew the potion."

She sighed: "That completes the properties, now the problems. We need administrators that can handle the Muggle side, there are too many rules to follow, each has a set of different rules and regulations. The inspectors on the muggle side are driving Sirius crazy, the last two months I had to handle them alone because Sirius was ready to hex them all."

Cyrus nodded: "That is the main reason we almost never start a business in the muggle world, they seem to be on a mission to make things as complicated as possible."

I thought for a moment and said: "I think the best course of action is to form a corporation, centralize the paperwork and hire a CEO to manage the thing. We let him sign a binding contract to prevent mismanagement and corruption. It is best to hire one with knowledge of our world. Hermione's parents can help us out maybe. Daphne, do you know when they leave on holiday?"

Daphne answered: "They leave in two weeks, I'll send a Patronus and ask her to come over with her parents when they have time."

Jacob thought for a moment and said: "You can only found your corporation with the help of that CEO, there are too many regulations to look out for. That leaves us with your plans to spend the holiday Harry, we would appreciate to let us have our daughters once in a while."

I held my hands up: "I have no vote in that Jacob! The girls have their own schedules, I just have to smile and agree with everything. I suggest negotiating with Daphne and Tracey for that."

Xxxxx

Well, we worked something out, the girls managed a rotation so there was always someone in my bed. Romilda, the Zellers, and Pandora were daily guests, having working parents, they were glad we can babysit the lot. The other girls came over occasionally so the house is alive for two months, Winky and Hessy were loving it.

Hermione came over with her parents, who pointed us in the right direction to hire a CEO and a law firm to found our corporation. We put a few ads in specialized magazines and mentioned that knowledge of Hogwarts castle takes precedence.

Hermione however, after one and a half weeks came storming into my bedroom, dropped her clothes, and straddled me: "Harry, I can't take it anymore, you are driving me crazy, I won't masturbate but I will scream if you don't fuck me right now… good morning Susan, it won't take long… I hope it does though. Ah! Finally! I am going to ride you, Harry, this slut is craving for your dick."

An hour later, Hermione went back home with a big smile on her face. Susan mentioned: "At this rate, Hermione will become a part of the Alliance. She is hooked on you, you know that?"

I nodded: "I know, part of it is the trill of our play, also it is the feeling to be part of the group. She was lonely for most of her pre-teen years, and now she is in a club that is filled with intelligent girls, and on top of that, she can act on her fantasies."

Susan added: "And we accept her if she asks.

Xxxxx

We found our CEO, a brother of a muggleborn that graduated six years ago. Theo Tonks hired some muggle lawyers, who specialized in business laws, when all contracts were signed, we started the Patronus company, 55 % of the shares are mine, Cyrus, Jacob, and Sirius each held 15 %, and we had to drag Sirius here to sign the contracts, the moment he signed, he ported away. He ordered Nymphadora to stay here and manage the Black Mansion, under loud protest though.

Tracey whispered something in her ear, that evening Tonksie stayed for dinner and spent the night… in my bed. We forgot to put silencing spells up and kept the whole house awake for hours.

At breakfast, Rose commented: "I didn't know 'That' can be so loud. Can you teach us some silencing spells, Harry?"

I groaned: "Dammed, we forgot to put them up, I will Rose, right after breakfast." Tonksie didn't know where to look from embarrassment.

Tracey shrugged and said: "Don't worry Tonks, we taught them the facts of life and explained puberty. What we did was completely normal."

Penelope remarked: "Are you sure? I heard some noises that I am not familiar with."

Tracey grinned, and provoked Penelope: "Stay tonight and we will make you familiar with them."

Penelope answered: "Maybe I will. But we have work to do. Harry, you have an appointment at your muggle bank with your investors, I think they want to discuss new investments and invest the dividends you received from your shares."

Tracey and Tonks taught the kids the silencing spell while I left with Penelope to the bank. I don't know much about the stock market, but I recognized the names of companies that became giants in the era when I kissed Truck San. I know, it is a cheat but I can live with the shame.

Xxxxx

We had a big party on my birthday, Marietta and the Bell twins came with their boyfriends, the club members brought their parents along, again they grouped up and discussed our club.

Mr. Chang commented: "An O+ for all wand courses, O+ for potions, O for Astronomy, Runes and Arithmancy, and an E+ for History. Top of her year. Those are impressive scores. Marietta, Frieda, and Greta are completing the top four, with results that are not far from Cho's."

Madam Bones chuckled: "Tofty could not shut up about those four, they performed very advanced spells for extra credit, when they cast their messenger Patronus he knew they are in as he likes to name it 'Potters Club of Geniuses'. I must admit that being in that club helps in their education. All of them are at the top of their year, with a huge gap for the others."

Mrs. Granger added: "Hermione changed quite a bit, most of the time she was uptight and stressed about school, now it is as if a load was lifted from her back. She is cheerful and the sunshine in our house. I wonder what made her change."

Sirius smiled at them and said: "Remember last year with the Doe Patronusses? All six are in the Alliance now."

Mr. Granger asked: "How is that going to work? There is bound to be jealousy and conflicts, even between the best of friends."

Sirius answered: "I don't know, what I do know is that Harry has a big impact on all of those girls, especially the girls of his year. If you observe them, you notice it on their faces."

Mr. Su commented: "My father questioned my daughter under veritaserum, she admitted she loved Harry, although she was never touched willingly or unwilling. When she graduates from Hogwarts she will be questioned again in front of her groom. She claims she will be pure then too, despite her love for the boy."

Mr. Patil said: "I tested the girl's knowledge, they can pass their Owls right now. When I asked how they did it, they claimed they helped those four study for their Owls. There must be a secret about the room they study in, they all signed a contract that prevents them to speak of it. An ingenious contract though, no punishments or loss of magic, it just stops them from talking about it."

Mrs. Su added: "Li did not even speak of that room under Veritaserum."

Mr. Brown confirmed it: "That must be a special room, our Lavender can be an airhead sometimes with gossip and fashion as her major hobbies, her results this year are way better than I had in my fourth year."

Sirius said to that: "Don't be surprised that some of them will change their Patronus into a Doe like the others."

Mrs. Granger asked: "What will happen when it does? What will happen when Hermione changes hers?"

Cyrus answered: "She has a choice then, be a part of the Alliance or try to find a new man to love, that can happen too. Daphne and Tracey are lost causes, they are head over heels in love for the boy, I bet Susan, Hannah, Cho, and Ginny are too. If your Hermione wants to be a part of it, what are you going to say or do? Multiple marriages are against the law in Britain, but not in Wizarding Britain."

Mr. Zeller asked: "What when my girls get older? They look at Harry now as an older brother, is the whole club going to fixate on him?"

Mrs. Vane said: "Romilda complained that not a single boy wanted to join the club. They are too intimidated by the girls, they are all top of their year and it scares them off."

Jacob grinned: "At least he can afford them, his investments alone are doing better than mine and Cyrus's together."

Again I felt all eyes on me. That night, my bed got expanded, a few stamina potions later, we fell asleep.

Xxxxx

It promised to be a quiet year, Snape and Umbitch got a snog from a dementor, Fudge is keeping his head down, Dumbledore is squibbed, Voldy… Is he dead? I destroyed all his trinkets, is that snake a Horcrux already? I'll better visit Riddle manor and search for it. My guess is that Tommy is dead…

I can test it though, I'll send a messenger Patronus to him… Son of a bitch! That bastard is still alive! If one of his slaves finds him, it can start all over.

In Albania in a dark forest, a rat got the fright of his life when a Stag Patronus said to him: "Hey Tommy? Are you still alive? I have to find you then. Hmm, how do I find a vapor? No matter Tommy, I'll find a way." Screeching, the rat fled deeper into the woods.

Now… I can be heroic and go after Nagini alone, or I can be smart and call the unmentionables. My message Patronus reached Croaker: "Mr. unmentionable, can you fetch Madam Bones and Join me for a private meeting? It is about Tommy." to be sure I sent one to Madam Bones too.

An hour later both of them were in my office. I started on the main topic: "Well, to make a long story short, Tommy is still in this world. There is a snake that has the last Horcrux."

Croaker looked suspicious at me and asked: "How do you know this?"

I stood up and cast a message Patronus to Sirius, next I tried to send one to my mother, the one from Sirius left, the one for mum circled a few times and dissipated.

I explained: "The one that left was for Sirius, the one that circled and dispersed was for my mother. I sent one to Tom, and it left, ergo he is still here. We have to find his pet snake."

Croaker looked sideways to Madam Bones and said: "Dumbledore claims you are one too, and Tom can't die while you are still alive. Now that you are telling us he is still alive, can this mean that Dumbledore is right about you?"

I shrugged: "That has been removed in my first year here, Madam Bones can testify it, she was present when it was done."

Madam Bones admitted it: "I did not tell Dumbledore, it felt good to keep a secret from him when you know he is holding on hundreds himself. That same day the healer removed several blocks, blood drains, and trackers."

A few days later we found Nagini in a cellar in stasis at Riddle manor, a cutting curse later there was nothing that keeps Voldy on earth.

A week after that we organized a hunting party, Croaker, Madam Bones, Mr. Delacour, and a few officials from Albania. It took some time to pinpoint his position, I cast several Patronusses from different positions, each time my stag was singing the Stalker song of Sting: Every step you make, every move you take, I'll be watching you. Yep, Sting is the king of Stalkers, a lot of his songs are about it. Hmm? Where was I? Ah, Singing Stag.

We cornered the rat… we had to dig him out of his hole, I grinned at ratty and said: "You lived as a vermin, we will make certain you die as a vermin, bye bye Tommy." I cut the head off and watched the vapor with the snake's face disperse into thin air.

The other officials only now believed us, they were just humoring the Boy Who Lived on his wild goose chase through the woods. An explanation later and everyone agreed that this needed to stay a secret. To be sure I visited the Hall of Prophesies and watched the globe turn dark.

Let's try it again, Snape and Umbitch got a snog from a dementor, Fudge is keeping his head down, Dumbledore is squibbed, Voldy… is on his next adventure in seven pieces. So I am expecting an easy year.

Xxxxx

We spent August partly in the wizarding world and partly in the muggle world. Shopping malls made a dent in my fortune, as even the small ones went crazy in there. Hermione got a fantasy fulfilled when I slipped into her changing room and demanded a BJ with the door unlocked.

Walking around in a miniskirt without a panty did it for her too, especially doing stairs. She loved it when we whispered naughty comments about the boys that are watching her from behind on the stairs.

We took an airplane from London to Paris with all the girls, coached by the muggleborns, a TGV high-speed train from Paris to London through the Euro tunnel brought us back.

The muggles got a lot more respect after that trip. Luna planned a few air trips to look for the snorkacks in the sky, there was a possibility they live above the clouds.

The nights were fun, we silenced the room with wardstones, to the relief of Penelope, who had a permanent room in our house. Tonks and Hermione were frequent visitors and wanted to try every kinky stuff available. Hermione liked to be watched so she let the door of the bedroom open, Penelope was a regular visitor to enjoy the show. The poor thing got more than an eyeful when Tracey approached her from behind and said: "As I said, you can always join in the fun, no strings attached."

Penelope sighed: "Thank you, but no thanks Miss Tracey, I better keep it on a professional basis. I love my job and don't want to jeopardize it by sleeping with the boss, no matter how tempting it is."

Tracey said to her: "I respect that Miss Penelope, you must know he likes you very much, so if you change your mind, open the door and walk in."

Xxxxx

Astoria cornered Neville on the train ride to Hogwarts and demanded that he take her to Hogsmeade on a date. The poor chap swallowed and nodded, Astoria took his arm and dragged him into an empty compartment, and locked the door. I'll bet Neville got his first snog, I will kick his ass if he chickens out.

Romilda Vane pouted, Astoria got at him first, the others from Neville's year are a sex maniac and a pyromaniac, both already big fans of fire whiskey.

Demelza already had her hooks in Ron, so there were slim pickings.

The firstie… now second yearsies were recruiting boys for our club, Rose and Daisy had no luck at all, a Tri-wizard champion and her trainer, they scared the shit out of the poor boys.

I asked Luna: "Hey Luna, when will boys join our club? Am I going to be the only boy again this year?"

Luna smiled dreamily: "You can invite Collin and Dennis Creevey, but they don't focus on witches, you would be their center of attention Harry."

That caused a lot of giggling, I sighed: "Yeah, let's not invite them, with the quirks of the Room, there is no telling what or where it will lead to. That leads us to our next topic, the Room, does everyone got a clear mind after the holiday? What are your thoughts?"

Lavender commented: "My mind is clear, and must say that what happened in the room are things I would never do… except in your house, your birthday night for example, with you I can let it all loose without having to worry about my reputation or what people might find out."

Padma nodded and remembered that night: "The Room is special Harry, it made us feel alive, and allowed us to play out our fantasies. Your birthday night did the same."

Su Li commented: "We have three years of school, after that real life begins, I say let us live these three years to the fullest. I am happy to be one of your friends with benefits. It is only one evening a week, the rest is devoted to studying, it is balanced out. It helps to get rid of my stress."

Hermione said: "I agree with Li, sometimes we need to unwind from it all, I don't want to miss those nights."

Hannah asked: "What about the younger ones?"

I thought about it and answered: "They can relax on the beach or in the bathtub. Last year Ginny pushed it to be a part of the Alliance, so this year the third years will keep their hormones in check."

Denise Williams asked: "What are friends with benefits? What are the benefits? Can we have those benefits too?"

That took us by surprise, we forgot there were some third years in our compartment, they followed the conversation with rapt attention, Roberta Mccloud exclaimed: "I know that! It is a muggle expression for friends that occasionally have sex with each other, without being in a relationship."

Denise looked at me and said: "I'll pass on those benefits, Harry."

I smiled at her and answered: "That is alright Denise, I have already my hands full with these girls." The conversation drifted to our Owl year and Cho's Newts. Hermione already had our schedules worked out, going on previous years' class schedules.

Xxxxx

The teacher's table had some new faces McGonagall moved a few places aside, meaning she was demoted, a big wizard sat on the throne, and a new face sat on the deputy's seat.

After dinner, the big one stood up and began his speech: "Welcome everyone, my name is headmaster Scrimgeour, Rufus Scrimgeour. Next to me is my deputy headmaster Albert Runcorn."

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