44 Retribution.
At breakfast, Kreacher popped Hermione in, she sat down next to Luna, both started to whisper to each other, Tonks joined the whispering. I looked at Lilly, she just shrugged, we will hear it when they want to share.
Lilly started to write a letter for the Greengrasses to invite them over, I wrote a letter to Narcissa. When both letters were sent, we faced the elephant in the room.
Lilly said: "Ok, spill it, why were you three so eager to join Siri and me in bed? We know it isn't solely for being from another world, we don't mind you joining us, making love with you is great, but give some reasons."
Luna answered: "I keep having bad dreams of being a prisoner in Malfoy's dungeon and being used by Them. I even dreamed that Hermione was tortured upstairs by Bellatrix while Harry and Weasley were with me in the dungeon."
Hermione took over: "After the raid in the DoM, we heard Mrs Weasley talk to Ginny and Ron. The Death Eaters put a bounty on our head, a big bounty. If the summoning failed, we had to leave this place, and they didn't want to take us with them. I could not go home, my parent's home was guarded by the DE, Luna's home had weak wards that wouldn't stand an attack. Mrs. Weasley refused to take us with them, her words were: 'There are enough Mudbloods to choose from'. We talked it over and the only chance we had to survive it without getting our parents killed is to attach ourselves to someone."
Luna continued: "Lilly healed us and treated us nice, you didn't kick us out of your home, you even offered us to stay. Hermione and I decided to try to secure our place here by joining you in bed. We waited until you were making love and I sneaked in. Even when we did it out of desperation, that night was one of the best nights ever, last night was the other best night. Now I want to stay here forever with you."
Hermione nodded: "Me too, You protected my parents when you didn't need to, you gave me a place here without knowing me or Luna, going on your age you are from the seventies, we were not even born then. So I want to be a part of your family too... And the sex was great."
Tonks shrugged: "You didn't mind for those two getting into your bed, and you helped me avoid getting hooked up with that old wolf. I was horny, alright?"
Lilly looked at me, I shrugged, it is her choice, "Luna, Hermione, consider yourself part of our family. Tonks, whenever you are horny, our bedroom door is unlocked. We must tell you that by squibbing the Malfoys and Lestranges, the Lordship came to Sirius, due to the Marriage Contracts of Bellatrix and Narcissa."
She looked at Hermione and said: "Last week, Malfoy signed a marriage contract with both Greengrass girls. That contract is now on Sirius. Do you know them?"
Hermione gasped: "Daphne was the only one that stood up against Draco and his gang! They must have been pressured when Lucius got away with charges against him for the DoM raid."
Lilly commented: "Sirius and I need to visit Gringotts today to sort it out and get a report on Harry's condition. I had him examined by goblin healers and Curse Breakers. But first, we need to show ourselves before the Wizengamot. Are you ready to escort us, Auror Tonks?"
Tonks grinned: "I will protect you with my own body, Regent Potter and Lord Black, day and night."
I slapped her backside: "Be careful, we might want to keep you for ourselves, your body inspections are phenomenal."
Xxxxx
"Wands please." said a bored Auror at the entrance of the Wizengamot.
I shrugged: "I left it at home."
Lilly said: "Me too, I need a new wand holster and it is too much trouble to keep it in my hand."
"Auror Tonks, escorting Two Nobles to the Wizengamot. That should be enough Roper," said Tonks, while pulling us along.
Madam Bones guided us into the Wizengamot and led us on the stage.
She made her statement: "Lords of the Wizengamot! Ministry officials! In the last few weeks, our country faced one disaster after another! Heir Potter, who was trying to warn us that Voldemort was back in the flesh for a year, got put in a coma by said man. Heir Longbottom got murdered, and others heavily wounded."
She glared at the Wizengamot and the Ministry workers and continued: "Then, my lords and colleagues, we, as the ruling body of this nation, lost our Honor. No, some of you never had any Honor to begin with! Because when you all thought that everything was lost, you released the Death Eaters that raided the DoM and killed Heir Longbottom! Shame on you!"
She pointed at us and said: "Two days ago, Dumbledore and his disbanded group did a forbidden Summoning to cover up his failures. He did a Hero Summoning! We all know what happened in previous Summonings when the summoned people wreaked havoc in revenge for being taken from their homes and families! He summoned two teenagers to do his dirty work, these two who are standing here in front of you."
That stirred the Doxy nest, shouting from all around, pointing fingers, pandemonium.
With a sonorus I shouted; "Shut up!" that silenced them, I said: "I am Sirius Black, and this is my betrothed Lilly Evans. Dumbledore is already punished for his Summoning, and because the local Sirius Black was treated like shit by you I will Claim House Black and Lilly claims Regent Potter. Get this into your heads, those sixty Death Eaters and Voldemort were squibbed by me."
While speaking, we froze the whole bunch and I continued. "Now that we have your attention, yes, it was us that froze you in place, we will release you one by one, you will swear an oath to never have been a willing Death Eater or willingly Supported their cause. This will decide your future, and no, this place is sealed by us, there is no escape."
Lilly did the Ministry workers, and I the Wizengamot Lords, all the branded Lords got squibbed without mercy, a lot of Ministry personnel went the same way. In the end, eight Lords and five Ministry workers ended up as a squib, I had most of the bad ones the day before yesterday.
After Madam Bones swore her oath, she said: "You could have told me what you were about to do, Lord Black"
I shrugged: "I heard you were impossible to bribe Amelia, but in my world, you were a snotty Puff with a chip on her shoulder. I had to make sure. You better sweep through the Ministry today and get rid of the rats. Any Imperio claims are questioned with Veritaserum, even when she is the Queen."
Oops, I forgot to defrost Tonks… yep, she is mad at me.
I addressed the Wizengamot: "Don't think this is over, the mentality that caused this remains. Purebloods don't want to learn about Muggles, and Muggleborn are not taught our ways, all thanks to that leader of the light who poisoned our society. Teach our children the Muggle ways, and teach the Muggleborn ours. We are even forgetting our rites and customs. What idiot banned our rituals? Because one ritual is dark you ban them all? Why don't you ban Wands? You can cast Dark Magic with it too!"
I glared at them and said: "Get your act together or I will come back to do it for you. Madam Bones, they are all yours. Come Tonks, can you call your dad? No, not for a contract… unless you want one."
We left a group of scared wizards, yes, Greengrass and Davis were there, and did the oath, although they were not happy about it.
Xxxxx
Sharpclaw and Golddigger looked at us with respect, Sharpclaw said: "That was a ballsy move, Lord Black you planned all this in advance? Was that the reason you arranged the Wireless to broadcast it out live?"
I shrugged: "They messed up Harry, they had to pay. There are still plenty of them running free, we will get them too."
Lilly asked: "What is the result of Harry's examination?"
Golddigger answered: "Not good, one of the healers kept Heir Potter in an artificial Coma to mask all the defects on Heir Potter. Dumbledore covered up fifteen years of abuse, starvation, and spell damage. A soul sliver of Voldemort was latched to his scar and got loosened by the possession of Voldemort at the Ministry raid."
Gold digger sighed: "Had we access to Heir Potter the same day or the day after we could have saved him, now there is only a chance of 1% for recovery. The soul sliver and Harry's soul are merging. We have relocated Heir Potter to Gringotts."
I looked at Lilly and said: "Somehow, squibbing Dumbledore seems not enough anymore, Lilly. I need to think of a worthy punishment. Feel free to suggest some."
Lilly nodded: "He will suffer for this."
"I think I have something that might help Harry." I said, "I have all three of the Deathly Hallows, and Harry is the last of the Peverells, can we do something with it?"
Lilly held her hand up, "The other Horcruxes need to go first, the Snake and Tom."
"I wrote to Narcissa to kill the Snake or she and her squibs will get kicked out of the family and House Malfoy without a knut." I commented, "For Tom, can you do a blood recall ritual? And recall Harry's blood? I heard that Umbridge used a Bloodquill on Harry, and Tom used Harry's blood to create a body."
Xxxxx
Narcissa came through, she decapitated the snake and sent the head to me as proof. A Goblin brought the head to me: "Mrs. Malfoy owled this to you with this letter."
I opened the letter.
Lord Malfoy,
I will never recognize you as Sirius Black, Sirius Black died last month, by my sister Bellatrix. You made my husband and child squibs, and I will hate you forever for it. I did what you ordered me to do and will retreat to the Malfoy vineyard in France with my Husband and Son, as you left me no other option.
My sister refuses to leave with me, any actions of her are her own from now on.
I hope you die by her wand in the most horrible way.
Narcissa Malfoy nee Black.
Xxxxx
That is a bitter woman, but I can be a bit vindictive too, her son and husband have to be tried before the wizengamot and I will as their Lord demand Veritaserum and let them sing all their crimes through the wireless.
I called out: "Tonks, tell your Buddies at the DMLE that if Lucius and Draco are set free or any of the other squibs, I will question every one of them until I find the one that did it, and being squibbed is the mildest punishment for it. The Malfoys have to be questioned before the Wizengamot under Veritaserum. Arrest Narcissa if she tries to bribe them, pass the word."
I let her read the letter and commented: "Never let an enemy walk all over you, Tonks, that bitch got her chance and blew it."
Tonks left for the Ministry, while Golddigger arranged the Blood recall ritual. Two hours later all the blood out of Harry's body was destroyed.
I stood at Harry's bed and said: "Dobby, you did a great job guarding Harry, you don't have to hide anymore, you can serve him normally now." I turned to Lilly, "Lilly? Do I make Harry the Master of Death? What if Voldemort succeeds and takes Harry's body over? He will be almost impossible to kill."
Lilly suggested: "Use the ring, most of Tom is dead now, maybe you can call him away from Harry.
That could work, I put the cape on, held the wand in my hand, and put the ring on my finger. I turned it three times, concentrating on calling the sliver out of Harry's body.
A black vapor hoovered above Harry, a small line of smoke connected it to Harry, Tom's face appeared.
"Hello Tom," I said with a friendly voice, "How nice to show your vapor to us, how do you like it to be the missing piece? Locked in a scar? You are not only the missing piece, you are even the last piece, how about that?"
Vapor Tom hissed: "Release me, Black, or this boy will suffer for it!"
I shook my head, "Nope mate, I heard this is hurting you, and that happened to be just what I wanted, why don't we go for a walk? I want to find out how far you can keep that connection. Sharpclaw? Any suggestions?"
Sharpclaw grinned: "Give me two hours to set it up, and we will capture him."
I smiled at Tom: "See? You are still popular, Gringotts want you! You know, when all seven parts of you meet Dumbledore, say hello from me, will you, he will be there soon enough."
I kept on teasing Tom while Lilly and some healers were monitoring Harry, once the ritual was set up, I let them capture Tom, I waved at him when he was sucked away.
The healer said: "He will recuperate, his soul needs time to heal, two or three weeks at least."
"Would it help if I make him Lord Peverell?" I asked
The healer shrugged: "Probably not, Souls don't care if they are Lords or not. Even legendary Lords."
Xxxxx
Sharpclaw let me know that Lord Greengrass is in his office for a talk. Great, one problem down, two more emerge. Lilly and I entered the office, the whole Greengrass family was there.
Sharpclaw introduced us, "Lord Greengrass, meet Lord Sirius Orion Black and Regent Potter Lilly Rose Evans. Lord Black, Regent Evans, meet Lord Greengrass, Lady Greengrass, and their daughters Miss Daphne and Miss Astoria."
Lord Greengrass growled: "We met."
I nodded: "And you are not a squib, aren't you happy that all suspicion of you aiding Tom is gone? You are welcome."
Lilly interrupted: "Be nice, Siri, we have some important matters to discuss and you are setting the wrong tone for it. Lord Greengrass, excuse our lack of manners, these last three days have been taxing on us. Sirius has turned Lucius and Draco Malfoy into squibs, and due to the marriage contract between Lucius and Narcissa, Sirius is now the new Lord Malfoy. Your account manager no doubt has informed you of that."
Lilly looked at Daphne and Astoria, "We want to talk to you to discuss our options, you see, I detest those contracts, they degrade your daughters to glorified whores. We want to change that."
Lord Greengrass said: "What is there to talk about? The contract stipulates that only Lord Malfoy can make changes. We had to sign or die."
Sharpclaw commented: "The contracts can not be canceled, but we can scrap a lot of offending requirements. You can talk it over with your daughters about what they want to change. We will meet somewhere in the middle."
I said: "What it means, Lord Greengrass, I am not Lucius or a Death Eater. I want to give you and your family the chance to make these contracts bearable for your daughters. I have to tell you that we took Miss Hermione Granger and Heiress Lovegood into our household. You must have heard they were hunted for being part of the Ministry Six. Dumbledore's people abandoned them, so we took them in."
I looked at Daphne and said: "Keep in mind that you will find them in our bed too. I have enough Lordships to make it happen."
Lord Greengrass asked: "How can we be sure that you are the real Sirius Black?"
I grinned at him and said: "Do you remember Cyrus, when we were ten, at the Summer Solstice, we spied on Bellatrix when she was masturbating? Andromeda caught us and let Trixy punish us. Do I have to tell your daughters how Trixy punished us?"
Lady Greengrass said: "No, but you can tell me about it. I was there too and we were betrothed. I remember both of you avoided me the whole day."
Lord Greengrass sagged his shoulders: "I will tell you about it tonight, Veronica."
Lilly tried to get us back on track: "Why don't you go home and discuss the possible changes on that contract with your daughters, and we come back here tomorrow afternoon? Let's say at four o'clock?"
When the Greengrasses left, we went over the finances of the Malfoys and Lestranges, both had made a dent into their fortune sponsoring Tom, they did have some outstanding loans, that were overdue, most of them due to the Lestranges.
I noticed some irregularities, "Lilly? How are the odds of Trixy getting a bastard with Tom? I see here the bills for a Delphine Riddle at Beaubatons, get this, she is the same age as Harry, born in… Augustus 25. Now that is a frightening combination, a mix of Trixy and Tom, scary smart or batshit crazy, probably both."
Lilly sighed: "And now she knows who her Daddy is by the signs you made in the alley, I'll bet she will be here by next week to investigate. Do you want to keep paying for her upbringing? By the look of it, she is living in that castle close to Lyon, the one that is yours now."
I shrugged, "You can't judge the child by its parents, take me for example, if I was like Mother, I would have been branded by Tom years ago."
Sharpclaw suggested: "Take the initiative and invite her over. She better hear everything from your side before she gets to hear her Mother's side."
"That is a good idea, let the Account Manager from the Lestranges invite her over for a meeting to discuss her finances with us. We can meet here on neutral grounds." said Lilly, "That will set her mind at ease, according to these documents, she is living alone with House Elves; her caretaker died when she was eight… I hope it was from old age."
Lilly sighed, "House Potter now, hmm? All those houses are rented out and nobody paid any rent?… Dumbledore got his puppets free room and board? Golddigger, go after them! Give them one week to find another place, and one month to pay for the rent owed to House Potter…"
Lilly paged through some documents, "Privet drive four! That bitch was living in Harry's house and didn't even give him a room?"
I said: "Golddigger, contact Theodore Tonks, and let him make this case very public in the Muggle World. Harry was raised by his evil Aunt and lived in the cupboard of his own house. I want all Britain to know about it. Harry is now in a private clinic recuperating from the abuse and mental damage after his lawyers saved him."
I looked at Lilly and said: "Tuni can fuck herself, I know I have memories of her being spelled, but that was another world… Dumbledore isn't punished enough!"
Lilly nodded: "You have the stone, Siri. We punish him in the afterlife. We will tear down his reputation to the ground. Focus now, Potter Mansion is destroyed and the Cottage at Godrick's Hallow is confiscated. The shops are a bit neglected but they pay the rent. Siri? I am Homeless! Can I buy one of yours for Harry? Or do we need to build a new one at the Potter estate?"
"We ask Harry when he wakes up. I think all that is left is to make a tour of our properties, we begin with the Lestranges ones in Britain, maybe we meet Trixy." I answered.
Xxxxx
The Lord's ring granted me access to the houses from the Lestranges, there were only three of them, the Main Mansion, and two hunting lodges, one in Wales and one in Scotland. Each is maintained by an Elf. I reset the Wards and bonded the elves again. I forbade them to listen to Bellatrix again or take any of her commands.
We did the same for the Malfoy Properties, I reset the Wards and commanded the elves to refuse any commands from the Black sisters, they are to pack up all her belongings and the clothes of Lucius and Draco and give them to her at the Gate. At all the homes we added our own Wardstones we used in the last Layer. That will keep them out.
The head house elf of Malfoy popped us into the secret hideouts and closed them off too, we stored all the gold we found, we did the same for the Lestranges hideouts, the Lestranges elf did not volunteer to give that information. Meh, we got it now.
Black Mansion was a mess, the place was looted clean, Lucius, no doubt I bet he was looking for the rings or deeds. Gramps showed me when I was eleven and bound for Hogwarts, that only with the Lord ring or with the Heir Primary ring you could access the home vault.
We opened the vault and saw almost double what was stored at Gringotts, Blacks do not trust Goblins, I grinned at Lilly and commented: "We have a vault like this at Grimmauld too. Dad was the previous Heir… crap, we need to check it out! I bet they gave it all away to bloody Riddle!"
We left after we upgraded the wards, one by one we visited the minor holiday homes of House Black, most of them were in bad shape and needed repairs.
Xxxxx
When we returned to Grimmauld Place, we found Hermione, Luna, and Tonks in the library. After explaining the contracts of the Greengrasses and Delphine Riddle, I said: "I kicked Narcissa out of her home. Her letter was too poisoned for my taste, tomorrow I pop to France to lock up the other homes, I even relocate the elves that are managing the vineyard that Narcissa is going to live in. Let her squibs work for a change… if they ever get out of Azkaban, or get past Cyrus Greengrass."
Tonks asked: "When are the Greengrasses moving in?"
I shrugged: "The contracts activate when there is a new Lord Malfoy, Lucius must have put that in after his failure at the DoM. I bet Tom's Crucio hurts like a bitch. So in a way, the Contracts are activated the moment I put the ring on. That was yesterday."
Kreacher popped in: "Dinner be ready, Master and Mistresses. It is served in the dining hall."
I sighed: "Loyal elves are the best! Let's eat!"
After dinner, I told Tonks: "One question more for Lucius on his trial, is to ask that he is responsible for the death of my Grandfather, and if he is, did he rob the mansion clean? The place was a mess. I think the only reason that it wasn't burned down is that he thought Draco would be the next Lord."
Hermione came closer and kissed me, "My parents are bound to come home, I have to leave. Kreacher? Can you take me home please?"
Tonks chuckled, "Poor girl, she is going to miss so much fun. Say, Siri, can Kreacher pop her over when her parents are asleep?"
I nodded, "He can, but first did you call your father? I need his services."
"He said that he will visit here with Mum when he returns from Gringotts, they got a big job for him," answered Tonks.
Lilly looked grim, she said: "That is about Harry, Petunia lived in a house that belongs to House Potter, she didn't pay any rent, she didn't even give Harry a room to live in. She has to pay and suffer."
I lifted my head, "That reminds me, FAWKES? Ah, Fawkes, can you bring Dumbledore here, please? We need a word with him, no, why that you think he is a good person is puzzling me, or do you think sacrificing children is ok? Are you a Good Phoenix, Fawkes? What evil deeds did you do for Albus, and justified it that it was for the Greater Good? Get him here and I will prove it to you that he is evil."
45 Four the Greater Albus.
Fawkes looked at me for a long time and flamed away.
Luna asked, "Will he return with Dumbledore? They were together for a long time."
I shrugged: "If he doesn't, I have ways to get him myself."
A few minutes later, Fawkes came back with Dumbledore, the old man did not have a good time by the look of it. Kreacher cleaned him up for a bit, mumbling about old men dirtying the furniture. We put Dumbledore in a chair and bound him on it. "Kreacher? Is there some Veritaserum here? There must be some in the vault."
I smiled at Luna: "Luna my dear, can you send your Patronus bunny to the Wizarding Wireless and ask them for a team to do a live interview with Lord Black and Regent Potter? Dumbledore will do a guest appearance too."
Tonks paled: "Sirius? Is this something that can get me fired? Can I alert Madam Bones?"
Lilly shook her head: "No, tell her to listen to the Wireless in a half hour."
Ten minutes later, a reporter crew entered Grimmauld Place,
Cornelia Turpin, Lisa Turpin's Aunt, was the Reporter and went live in an instant.
Listeners at Home, we are broadcasting life from the Home of Lord Black, who invited us here for this interview. This is a rare occasion, most Lords treasure their privacy.
CT: Lord Black, what made you decide to do this live interview? Most Lords only deliver a statement.
SB: Please call me Sirius, in fact, we discovered horrible crimes that were committed against my Godson, the one you call The Boy Who Lived. You can name him with several other names, The Boy That Got Abused, The Boy That Became a Puppet, The Boy Who's Parents Got Murdered, and most of all, The Boy That Got Betrayed.
CT: Is this about why The Boy Who Lived is in a Coma at St Mungo's?
SB: This is about my Godson who was kept prisoner at St Mungo's and kept in a Coma to mask the criminal neglect of the ones responsible for the Abuse. The one who is responsible is sitting there.
CT: Ehmm, Lord Black? That is headmaster Dumbledore!
SB: Yes, Dumbledore is the biggest enemy of Harry Potter, and I invited you here to tell You and Britain about it. You may recognize this, Veritaserum… tree drops should be enough. Now a fair warning, Mrs. Turpin, any questions you ask have to be able to answered with Yes or No. Let me begin, Albus Dumbledore, Did you know that Voldemort was going to attack the Potters on Samhain 81? Yes or No?
AD: ...Yes
SB: Did you in any way try to prevent or warn them of the attack? Only answer with Yes or No, Albus.
AD: N.N..No.
SB: Did you know that Peter Pettigrew was a Death Eater when you made him the Secret Keeper of the Fidelius on the Potter Cottage?
AD: Y.Y.Y...Yes
SB: Did you put Sirius Black in Azkaban on purpose, fully knowing Sirius Black was innocent?
AD:...Yes
SB: Did you block the Potter Will because it was incriminating you?
AD: Yes
SB: You put Harry Potter with Lily Evans's sister, Harry's maternal aunt. Did the Will give you permission to do that?
AD: No
SB: Did you know that Harry Potter was kept in a cupboard under the stairs by his Aunt?
AD: Yes
SB: Did you know that Harry was treated badly?
AD: Yes
SB: Did you know he was beaten regularly, even with breaking his bones?
AD: Yes
CT: Hold on a minute! Albus Dumbledore! Did you just admit that you knowingly put The Boy Who Lived with people who abused and tortured him?
AD: Yes
CT: You were aware of the beatings and starvation?
AD: Yes
CT: Do you even care about the Boy?
AB: No
SB: Did you know that Voldemort would return?
AD: Yes
SB: Did you want him to be back alive?
AD: Yes
SB: Were you and Gellert Grindelwald lovers?
AD: Y.Y.Y..Yess
SB: Did you kill your sister Ariana in an argument with Gellert and your brother Abersford?
AD:...YYYesss
CT: You really killed your sister?
AD: … ...Yesss
This started an avalanche of questions, the rise and fall of Gellert, his abuse of his position as a teacher, the abuse of Tom Riddle, and the Rise and Fall of Voldemort in the First War, all his dirty laundry was exposed, Cornelia Turpin fumed, her niece was attending Hogwarts!
CT: Did you know of the way Snape was teaching?
AD: Yes
CT: Did he do that on your orders?
AD Yes
CT: You wanted our children to fail?
AD: Yes
CT: You wanted a weak, timid abused Harry Potter?
AD: Yes
CT: Do you know that you are a Dark Lord?
AD:… ...Yesss
CT: Do you feel any remorse about what you did, except maybe killing your sister?
AD: ...No
SB: Did you make plans to prolong your life?
AD: … … ...Yesss
SB: The same way as Voldemort?
AD: No
SB: Like the Flamels?
AD: Yes
SB: Who has the stone now?
AD: …Minerva.
I turned to Cornelia and said: "I made Dumbledore a squib, but this isn't punishment enough in my opinion. Destroying his reputation is not even enough. To be honest, any punishment I can think of is not enough."
Cornelia looked at Dumbledore in disgust: "I agree, Lord Black, Listeners, we have been fooled for almost a century by this foul man, a power-hungry manipulator of the worst kind. This man made Hogwarts into a house of Horrors!
But we are not done here! Far from it! Lord Black, with your permission we will be questioning this monster in detail.
"Go for it," I said, the world needs to know every bit of his crimes. I throw some of my questions in too if you don't mind."
Xxxxx
Poor Dumbledore was grilled for the next two hours, his policy of punishing rape with detention, letting Slytherins get away with murder, in some cases real murder. Dumbing down courses, Life as it is lived at Hogwarts. I doubt Minnie will survive the storm. His bribes and manipulations at the Wizengamot and ICW were questioned in detail. Cornelia was like a pitbull and went after every detail.
In the end, Cornelia commented: "Dear Listeners, what I want to do right now is to sit in a corner and weep over what has been done to our parents, us, and our children. Three to Four generations were played for fools by this man. The laws he corrupted, the children he guided to be criminals, it has no end. This interview drained me completely, I will end it here. Lord Black, thank you."
I patted her back: "It had to be put out in the open, Mrs. Turpin, people needed to know, no matter how bad it is. I will put him back in the Muggle world where he can live his life out as a squib."
When the Wireless Crew was gone, Theodore Tonks came in, he looked at a broken Dumbledore, shook his head, and said: "All this, and for what?"
Lilly said: "All for the Grater Albus. The creep has a God complex so big that it put some of the current Deities to shame."
Theodore sighed and looked at me: "What can I do or you, Lord Black?"
"Fudge and Umbridge put in Azkaban. Umbridge used Bloodquills on Harry so much that he has I must tell no lies, are engraved on the back of his hand. Fudge for aiding in line theft and last year's slander campaign, and all the Death Eaters squibs on trial."
Lilly added: "Don't forget the Greengrasses, Siri."
I shrugged: "They will be here within the hour if they listened to the Wireless, We want you to represent House Malfoy and Lestrange, to sort all legal options, we can use to slap those Death Eaters down."
Kreacher popped in: "Master, Greengrass Family be wanting to visit."
Lilly said: "Let them in, Kreacher. Siri? Do we put Dumbledore back in the Muggle world?"
I grinned: "Nah, I know just the cupboard for him… what was it again… three slices of bread and a bottle of water from the tap. You can use the bottle to pee in, Albus. Harry did. Come, let me show you to your new room, I even put a foam mattress in it. Remember, too much noise can get you a beating."
I put Dumbledore in his new home, and warded it against Phoenixes, although Fawkes flamed away halfway through the interview, I had the creep silenced, I was not in the mood to hear his bullshit.
Xxxxx
After I showed Dumbledore his new room, I welcomed the family Greengrass, Cyrus looked pale, so was Veronica. Daphne had trouble maintaining her occlumency shields, and Astoria looked sick.
I asked: "Was it entertaining enough? It would make a great book, Dumbling Down with Dumbledore, or A Century under Dark Dumbledore, can you think of a better title?"
Cyrus Greengrass sighed: "No, I can't think of a fitting title. We are in your debt for exposing his crimes to our community. We came here to discuss the contracts for my daughters with House Malfoy. You are the new Lord, and the contract forces its activation. We discussed what we want to change and want to discuss it with you."
Yeah, that will be fun, I read the contract, Draco planned to whore her around, as revenge no doubt.
"We can delete a lot of that contract if Draco wasn't already a squib, I wanted to make him one after I read this piece of dirt." I told them, "Miss Daphne must have angered him a lot to force you to sign such a contract. Miss Granger said that Miss Daphne was the only one that stood up against him last year."
Lilly added: "We will probably agree with every change you want to make to the contract. Can we discuss it now? Theodore Tonks is our Solicitor, and Miss Tonks is a house friend, she will keep our secrets."
Cyrus nodded: "We want to keep House Greengrass separated, so Daphne's children will be Greengrasses, and Astoria's children will be Malfoy's."
Lilly held her hand up: "Change that into, if either of them is unable to have a child, that a child of the other can fill the void. So if Miss Daphne has two children and Miss Astoria, can't have one, one of the children will be a Malfoy, and the same in reverse."
Cyrus nodded: "We can live with that. The line that they have to 'Service' everyone the husband tells them to must disappear."
Lilly added: "Lord Greengrass, Sirius is a Lord of three Houses, your daughters will be sharing our bed. My husband will not go from room to room to lose his load. We plan to make this relationship work. We can always make it a Coven to connect the wives together. Wives, consorts, concubines, and girls we all agree upon, like future consorts for example."
Cyrus looked at Daphne, who nodded, Daphne said: "Tracey will be one of those girls."
Cyrus continued: "The fortune of House Greengrass stays in the House."
I said: "I agree to a point, the money we earn as a family will be spread among the three Houses and the losses we make are shared by the three Houses. We will discuss any abuse of this rule before deciding any action."
Cyrus nodded: "Agreed, My daughters can have careers and study for Masters if they choose to do so."
I commented: "Agreed up to some limits, if she wants to be an archaeologist and wants to spend 40 years in an Egyptian desert, is something I can not agree on. I want to have a family life, being a working wife is ok, a wife that is never home is not."
Lilly said: "That can be discussed among the wives. A few months away should not be a problem."
Cyrus nodded again, "If the Wives have to be fateful, so should the husband be."
Lilly said: "Sirius will be fateful, he will only be with women who are approved by all of us as possible additions to our family. Also, instead of two Malfoy concubines, we want to have Astoria as Lady Malfoy and Daphne as Consort Malfoy."
At the look of the girls that was a good move. Cyrus's face lit up too, this changed a lot to the girl's status in their society.
Veronica was adjusting the contract to what we discussed, finally, she presented the contract to Tonks to read it over. Theodore read the fine print, and said: "It is still in House Malfoy's favor, but if Lord Malfoy makes a vow to treat both wives fairly, that will eliminate future abuse, Lord Malfoy, are you prepared to make such a vow?"
I raised my wand: "I Sirius Orion Black make a vow to treat any wife, consort, concubine, or house friend of mine fairly to the best of my abilities. So Mote It Be!"
I turned to Cyrus, "Good enough? I thought I make this vow for all my women at once. That spares me the hustle."
Theodore smiled: "All that is needed is a signature and the seal of your ring, Lord Malfoy, congratulations on your marriage."
Huh? I am married? Shit? Signing that contract is getting married? Muggles make more effort in getting a new car!… Are they wearing white? Something Blue? Old and new? Nope, in a way that is a relief, I had my fill of crazy brides, the second one was a bit awkward when I married the sister of my ex. She even refused to be a bridesmaid. Hmm? Where was I? Ah married a double, I can cross 'Doing Both Sisters at Once' from my bucket list soon.
Theodore and the parent Greengrasses left, Tonks bowed before me: "Congratulations, Lord Malfoy, you work fast. Lady and Consort Malfoy, you have my best wishes."
Astoria sighed: "Thank you, Miss Tonks, to be honest, I imagined my wedding day completely different. Although I must say that it is a big improvement from last week. Thank you my Lord for making Draco a squib."
Lilly said: "Introductions are in order, Miss Astoria and Miss Daphne, I am Regent Potter, soon to be Lady Black, Miss Luna Lovegood can choose between Consort Black or Consort Lestrange, Miss Tonks is a house friend or she can be Consort Black or Consort Lestrange. Miss Hermione will be Lady Lestrange, and I heard you name a Miss Tracey, I am sure we can find a spot for her if she needs one."
"I prefer that you call me Sirius or Siri like the rest of the girls do, as you all saw me take my vow, I will try to be as fair as possible. In this house we have Kreacher as the main elf, we have a new elf that needs two weeks to recuperate, she is Winky, any personal elf you bring along is welcome."
Daphne sighed in relief: "She is Simmy, she grew up with us, and wanted to come here with us."
Kreacher popped in: "Kreacher gave Simmy her sleeping place, Simmy be preparing Ladies' rooms."
"Thank you, Kreacher. Talk to the Malfoy and Lestrange elves, I naming you head elf over them, try to work together if you can." I said. "Try to divide the tasks so nobody gets bored or overworked."
Kreacher bowed: "As you wish, Master."
Daphne asked: "Did you all share our husband's bed already?"
Luna nodded enthusiastically: "We did! He is a great lover and his dick feels divine! Ask Tonks, she can confirm it. It didn't hurt at all the first time."
Tonks grinned: "He is, you won't come up short with him. Not when Lilly is helping."
Lilly slapped Tonks's arm, "Behave, you horny slut, or Sirius will give you a bodily inspection. Daphne, Astoria, why don't we go and find your rooms I'll show you the major bedroom too."
When the girls went upstairs, Tonks straddled me: "Two more for your Harem, my Lord, can you keep it up?"
I slide my hands under her skirt and cupped her ass, slowly I followed the seams of the panty and entered her panty with my fingers, softly rubbing her clit, I answered: "Take a guess, how long will it take before you are demanding a spot in our family? If last night was an indication, it will not take long."
I pinched her clit to let her gasp and continued: "Imagine, Tonks, My dick up your snatch, two girls sucking your tits, and another riding her pussy on your face."
Luna's voice came over: "That would be me."
Two hands came from behind and cupped Tonks's tits, "Playing with these nipples is fun too, especially when she moans like this. She is our slut, isn't she Siri? Although there are two girls who need their husbands first. Go upstairs, hubby, they are waiting for you. Come slut, tonight it will be the two of us."
Tonks turned and pressed Luna's face between her tits: "It takes one to know one, little tramp, let's find out who is the bigger slut."
Both went upstairs to Luna's room, I entered my bedroom to find three naked girls in my bed. Slowly I undressed, following the Undress Cool Code, first the upper body, then the shoes and socks, only then the pants, if you have a boner, you can take your boxer down at once too, especially if it is an embarrassing one, like one with teddy bears on it. Never... Ever... Keep your T-shirt on when you take your pants off! When girls see your dingaling below your T-shirt, the mood will be over and you end up with your Wand arm. Been there, done that, embarrassing like hell.
Butt naked I went on the bed, Astoria looked nervous to my Dong... A medium-sized one, not too big or too small, a Goldy lock size. Lilly took control: "We have all night, why don't we start with kisses and go from there? Siri, the contract forces them to lose their virginity today, you must make them yours tonight."
I faced Daphne and took her face between my hands and gave her a gentle kiss, I did the same with Astoria, alternating between them, it evolved into a snogging section, my hands went from their shoulders to their back…
Lilly Said: "Daphne first love, Don't be nervous about the pain, Daphne, Siri knows a spell to remove the hymen. Look carefully, Astoria, making love is more than shoving it in a pump a few times. Foreplay is important too, sometimes… most of the time we girls help each other, Tonks and Luna are good at it, they make it fun too."
Astoria softly said: "Mother showed us in the Pensieve what we could expect with Draco, she mentioned that multiple boys would do this every day. It scared us completely."
Lilly hugged her: "She wanted you to be prepared so they would not break you. Daphne seems to be enjoying it, ah, he is bloody good with his tongue… and there she goes for the first time. Your turn, Daphne is still riding her buzz. Do you want me to help?"
Shyly Astoria nodded: "Yes, please."
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In the morning, Luna claimed my morning wood again: "Morning hubby, do your Magic, so you can give me a good time."
Hermione complained: "Luna! That is not fair, I slept alone last night! Oh, sorry for waking you up Daphne, how do you feel?"
With a sleepy voice, Daphne answered: "As if we did this before in our fourth year."
Luna froze up and asked: "With a four-way Soulbond?"
Hermione gasped: "With Harry!"
I groaned: "No with me. And Lilly too… two Hermione's? Or just two Memories?"
Tonks was puzzled: "What am I missing?"
I sighed: "This doesn't leave this room, alright? I am a Soul that travels through worlds… No, not travels but put here by the people upstairs. I guess for their entertainment. In one of those worlds, I got sent back in time to correct the events like they should have happened. Two others were sent back in time to the fourth year with me, Daphne, and Hermione, my soul mates. We bonded, and Luna, who could see the connection bonded with us too, a four-way bond."
I stopped to empty my bladder, Luna was riding me when she heard me explain it all. Soon everyone was served.
I continued: "My soul moves on when the story is back on the right track, this is my seventh world. Sometimes I am Harry, I've been Voldemort once, two worlds back I was Dudley, Harry's Cousin. There I met Hermione from the soulmate world. We connected and she followed me to the next world as Lilly Evans, and me Sirius Black as Firsties."
Lilly cut in: "On New Year, Sirius kissed me, and we got summoned here. We aged to fifteen years. What puzzles me is why Hermione also has the memories from the fourth year."
I shrugged: "Maybe, that is what it is, Memories, not actual souls, or we would have a new Soulbond. Sorry, that is all I have."
Daphne nodded: "That is enough for me, Tracey will move in with us, Sirius, if you remember our soul bond, you remember Tracey too."
Tonks gasped: "You mean to say that it happened?"
Luna answered: "I only remember until we were about to shag, that is also why we were in such a hurry I guess. Faster, Black!… almost there… Morgana's soppy cunt! That was good."
"Move over Luna, I'll try the Reverse Cowgirl now." said an eager Hermione.
Now this is my kind of Layer! A bunch of girls in my bed that are eager to ride my Dong! I closed my eyes and enjoyed the feeling of Hermione riding wild on me, I felt different hands and lips all over my body, and an Elf called out loud: "You be Not Hurting Harry Potter!"
SON OF A BLOODY BITCH!
LEVEL SEVEN SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED
46 Troubles in a Pillowcase.
I came to my senses when I felt danger and did an area-wide banishing charm, when I focused, I saw Malfoy fly head over heels through the corridor with his wand still in his hand. With a thought, I snapped it.
I looked beside me to thank Dobby for saving my ass, and I saw Harry looking at me slack-jawed… Huh? I looked down and saw a pillowcase with an elf in it… I AM FUCKING DOBBY? I suppressed the memories that tried to flood in, turned to Lucius, and decided to follow the script a bit.
"You will leave and not hurt Harry Potter again, bad old Master! Leave!" I threatened.
Lucius stood up, looked at his broken wand, and back at Harry: "You will pay for this, Potter!"
Meh, the Hell with the script, another banisher sent him flying against a wall, "Master Harry Potter Sir will not be paying. You go, NOW!"
Lucius scrambled his last dignity together and staggered away. I realized that I have to do this Layer as a freaking Elf, the upside? I am a free Elf, now I have to take care of the Sacrifice, aka Potter. I looked at him and snapped my fingers, Harry's clothes were clean again, another snap of my fingers cleaned the grime and dirt from his body, I frowned, listening charms? I silenced them for my talk.
Now I took a risk: "Harry Potter Sir? Can Dobby make an offer to Harry Potter Sir?"
Harry came to his senses, "What offer do you mean Dobby? Thank you for saving me from Malfoy, by the way."
I smiled: "Dobby saw how Harry Potter is treated by his evil Aunt and Uncle, If Dobby is to be a Harry Potter Elf, Dobby can bring food to Harry Potter Sir. Dobby be invisible from evil Aunt and Uncle and help Harry Potter with chores."
Harry was convinced by the food supply but asked: "Are you sure you want to be my Elf, Dobby?"
I nodded: "House Elves be needing Wizarding Magic, Master Harry Potter Sir, or we be dying slowly in three or five years."
Harry asked: "How do I do that, Dobby?"
I smiled: "Not now, Master Harry, we be bonding before we go on the Train, please tell nobody of this or they will block elves from coming to your Home. Dobby needs to go now, Dobby needs to prepare."
I removed the silencing charm, popped invisible to the Gates of Hogwarts, and saw Lucius pass through, I silenced and stunned him, then I took him to a quiet place, the Shrieking shack. Finally, I let the old Memories flood in, I am a bloody wedding gift! Arcturus gave me to Malfoy on their wedding day. That explains my bad treatment, Malfoy thought I was spying for the old man, when the old man died, he kept the habit of kicking me around because it was a great stress relief. Year after year flooded my brain, when I was finally done, I grinned.
I snapped my fingers and Malfoy was naked, a few snaps more and all emergency portkeys vanished only his Lord ring remained, carefully I took Lucius's head between my hands and bashed it on the floor two or three times, it could be four or five, I did not really count them.
Hah! It is Dobby time! I popped into Malfoy's secret Safe Houses and cleaned them out, I removed the trackers and curses, loaded everything in trunks, and shrunk it all to Matchbox size, or a cigarette lighter size, or to a tiny size for the non-smokers. I took it all, money, potions, spare wands, emergency tents, and food in stasis. I froze the guardian paintings to prevent them from reporting, they didn't see me anyway but it gave me time to do all the secret hideouts.
My last stop was Malfoy Manor, I popped into the vault and loaded everything into a trunk, expansion runes are the best! So are the featherweight and shrinking charms. It was done in less than a minute, then I popped out. This way Malfoy lost a couple of Million, he robbed them from others so I am not feeling guilty about it. Too bad I could not get the evidence of his Death Eater past, that room is heavily warded against everything, only Lucius and Narcissa were allowed inside.
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What to do with Lucius… if I kill the dude then they will suspect Harry… Hah! I'll let his friends kill him for me. I wrote a few notes to key players, Nott, Parkinson, Flint, and Montague.
My friend and colleague,
I heard from an Elf that Malfoy is responsible for your son to have a Life Debt to Harry Potter. Lucius was responsible for smuggling a cursed artifact from our Dark Lord into the hands of a first-year girl.
That Cursed artifact made that girl open the Chamber of Secrets and release Slytherin's Basilisk!
Potter killed that Basilisk when that cursed Artifact was in the last stages to take complete control over the girl and set the Basilisk to the Great Hall.
You know the spells to check for a Life Debt, see for yourself.
I prefer to stay anonymous, as you know Lucius can be vindictive.
A friend and loyal to the Dark Lord's course.
An elf posting letters is normal, Purebloods are a lazy bunch after all.
Xxxxx
Lucius woke up and looked around, people were standing at a distance and looked slack-jawed at him, with a splitting headache he stood up, why was he in Diagon Alley? The last thing he remembered was leaving Hogwarts.
Suddenly he became aware that something was wrong, he checked himself and saw that he was dressed in a Pillowcase… He was dressed as a House Elf!
"Who's you be looking at!" he shouted, "Yous be looking aways from me!"
Lucius noticed his speaking disorder, raging he shouted: "Yous be sorry that yous be messing with me!"
Lucius attracted a crowd with his yelling, he made a fine Elf, I must say, a bit of transfiguration on his face, made his eyes a bit bigger, his nose a bit longer and his Elf ears sticking out to the side. A few Aurors came closer.
One of them said: "Mr. Malfoy, please come with us, we received complaints that you were exposing your body parts to young children. We don't know why you want to be a House Elf, and personally, I don't want to know, but that Pillowcase is not covering everything."
"I be tricked! Bad men tricked Lucius! I be mad! Yous all be sorry to sees me!" shouted Lucius.
The other Auror said: "You can not go too far with this joke, Mr. Malfoy, even when you love to play House Elf, we prefer that you do this in the privacy of your own home, and spare us a visit to a mind healer to erase this memory. Please come with us."
The third Auror dryly commented: "I bet Umbridge can use an Elf or Minister Fudge, why don't we ask them."
I popped away from the Alley, that will keep the Malfoy's busy, I saw Rita in the crowd with Bozo, her cameraman. I stashed my loot in Petunia's attic under an elf notice me not. I have some free time before the train ride…
Xxxxx
Moody opened a suspicious letter, after going over it with several analyzing spells,
Mr. Mad Eye,
I have several points to discuss with you, first of all, as proof that I speak the truth, Crouch Senior let his son Barty Junior escape Azkaban by switching his dying wife with his son, using Polyjuice. He has been keeping him at home under the Imperio Curse.
Second point, Peter Pettigrew is an animagus rat, and very much alive. He has been hiding as a pet rat at the Weasley's, currently with the youngest son Ronald. Yes, he was the secret keeper and Black was the decoy. Black, an Auror, was thrown in Azkaban without a trial, meaning Dumbledore needed him to be in Azkaban. The Rat animagus has been at Hogwarts for five years, as you know the wards alert the presence of an animagus.
Third point, did you know that students have been petrified at Hogwarts? Some of them for seven months! Dumbledore and Pomfrey are committing child abuse and criminal neglect! They refused to buy Mandrakes for the potion to cure them or to send them to St Mungo's. That makes them oath breakers, but I doubt they took oaths in the first place, or that Dumbledore used his two fake middle names to make the oaths invalid.
Fourth, a little Weasley girl was possessed by a Horcrux for almost a year, and Dumbledore just sent her home to her parents, without visiting a Mind Healer.
I prefer to stay anonymous, Dark Lord Dumbledore has too much power.
Swearing some colorful curses, he yelled: "Scrimgeour! Bones! Come with me!"
Xxxxx
At six in the morning, I popped onto Harry's bed and looked at Ron's bed. A snap of my fingers put the rat to sleep, another snap put the rat in an unbreakable cage and under Ron's bed. Scabbers disappearing for a day or two was normal for Ron, he wouldn't miss him.
I silenced Harry's bed and inspected the boy and his trunk, Dumbledore is bloody paranoid! Trackers all over the place, listening charms on the glasses and wand, the trunk has them too. With a few snaps, I silenced the charms and woke Harry up.
When Harry was sitting up, I softly spoke: "Harry Potter Sir, Dobby has done all he needed to do. Can Harry Potter make Dobby a Potter Elf now? Dobby can find Potter houses for Harry Potter Sir to live in. Potters being very rich and have a lot of houses. Master Harry could live in one of those."
Harry nodded: "That would be great, Dobby. Do I have to do it now?"
"No, Master Harry," I answered, "Puts some clothes on and Dobby will show you a secret room."
Xxxxx
Fifteen minutes later we were on the seventh floor looking at the tapestry of the dancing trolls. I showed Harry how to open the room and how to make it to his liking. Once inside I let him vanish the door.
I could relax now, "It is time, Master Harry Potter sir, you can safely make me your Potter elf, put your hand on my head and say your name and you wants to have me in your family."
Harry put his hand on my head and said: "I Harry James Potter want the House elf Dobby to be a part of my Family."
I put my hand on his hand: "Dobby wants to be a part of Harry James Potter's family."
A nice glow surrounded us for a bit and settled in our bodies. I felt the link to Harry in an instant."
I sighed: "Master Harry, thank you very much, Dobby will serve you well."
Harry chuckled: "As long you try not to kill me by helping, Dobby, you had me in trouble many times."
I pulled my ears: "Dobby was afraid of the Dark Magic in that book, Master Harry, that was bad Magic."
I smiled at him and said: "Bad book is gone now, Dobby will serve Harry Potter from now on. Let Dobby explain to Master Harry. House Elves loves to take care of the family, wes be feeling the needs of our Masters and wants to fulfill them. If Master needs Dobby to come, Master just needs to say Dobby's name, at the muggles, Dobby will come invisible."
"Dobby's task is to buy clothes, go to Gringotts, buy books for school, and tend the houses of Master Harry. It is also the task of Dobby to warn Master Harry of danger." I explained, Man, talking like an Elf is bloody hard.
Harry stood up, "We better go back before someone wakes up."
"Dobby can do that, Master Harry, Sir. But first, raise your wand and say, I Harry James Potter claim the Carcass of the Basilisk as my rightful spoils for defending the students of Hogwarts, then say so mote it be. This be important, Master Harry." I urged him
Harry followed my advice, a glow confirmed the claim.
"Master Harry, now raise your wand and say, I Harry James Potter, claim the Chamber of Secrets and its contents as right of Conquest, then do the so mote it be, Master Harry."
Dazed, Harry followed my advice and claimed the Chamber, again the glow confirmed the claim.
"Now Master Harry, this be important, Raise your wand and say. Lock Chamber of Secrets for every creature, except for Dobby and Master Harry, with the so mote it be, Master Harry."
Harry asked after he did that, "Why did I have to make all these claims, Dobby?"
"Master Harry, Basilisk is worth a lot of Galleons, closing the chamber is keeping nasty thieves out, Harry Potter Sir killed the Snakey alone, so Master Harry owns the Snakey. Dobby will sell the Snakey, so Master Harry doesn't have to live with hateful Aunt anymore." I better tell him that he needs the money for his own before he will play Santa Claus.
I took his hand and popped him on his bed, "Don't tell anyone you took me in the family yet, Master Harry Sir, some mean one could find out and try to stop us."
Harry nodded, I removed my silencing charms and popped away. Now, the next item on my list is the Tiara of Ravenclaw. It took me some time to locate it, once I got it, I put it in an old trunk and popped into the chamber. A bit of Basilisk venom and a part of Voldy was on the way to the beyond.
A quick search got me a few shed skins, I took a fang for evidence to show it to Golddigger. If I timed it right, Dumbledore will have his hands full explaining Pettigrew, Black, and why he messed it up. Time enough for me to get the Basilisk to Gringotts.
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The Daily Deceiver headlined
The secret urges of Lord Malfoy exposed!
Dear Readers,
Yesterday Lord Malfoy took his hidden vices too far! Some people like to spice their love life up with role-playing, but for some reason, Lord Malfoy appeared in Diagon Alley dressed, like a House Elf! Even his face and ears were transfigured to look like a House Elf! To top it all, he even talked like one!
Dear Readers, we all know that house elves spell their pillowcases to cover their private parts, Lord Malfoy deliberately did not, he exposed it all to the people! There were a lot of mothers with children that were shocked to the core, and tried to shield their children from mental trauma!
We are certain the Aurors that arrested Lord Malfoy will go to the bottom of this.
All we ask is that Lord Malfoy keeps his urges in his bedroom, and spare us from his fantasies.
Your Reporter
Rita Skeeter.
Secret fantasies, how far can you go? More on page 4
Spells to protect your decency more on page 5
Other ways to play Master and Servant on page 6
The many uses of a Pillowcase, more on page 7
Is Lucius free to bond to another family? We list candidates on page 8
Xxxxx
Poor Draco, from the Prince of Slytherin to the son of an Elf in one morning, he lost his bodyguards when they read the article, suddenly there was plenty of room around him, the picture of his dad in a Pillowcase and looking like Me was in front of him.
I heard Daphne ask out loud: "Draco, did your Mum give clothes to… well, that, and kick it out?"
Draco was spared from answering when the doors of the Great Hall slammed open and Moody, Bones, and Scrimgeour followed by a bunch of Aurors and Healers barged in, hey Neville's Gran is there with some old fogeys. One of the Aurors went to the Gryffindor table, fetched a prefect, and took him to his dorm, I popped to Ron's bed and put the cage on Ron's bed, a spell kept the rat asleep.
I popped back to the Great Hall to hear Moody and Bones wax Dumbledore's ears about leaving children petrified for months, especially the Healer was raging about it.
"I want Pomfrey fired from her job this minute!" he yelled, "And You, Dumbledore, explain to me why your Oaths didn't compel you to send these children to St Mungo's? Did you even take the Headmaster's Oath? McGonagall? How dare you sit here while children are petrified for months? Have you no shame?"
Bones faced Dumbledore: "You must have known what possessed the little Weasley Girl, Albus, your wards should have told you that. Sending her home without a visit to a Mind Healer is enough reason to dismiss you. Healer Abercrombie asked you a question that I need answered, Did you take the Headmaster Oaths?"
Dumbledore was caught with his pants down, he never expected it to come out this way. "I made my Oaths, Amelia, in fact, your Father was one of the witnesses of that Oath." he recuperated.
Madam Bones nodded: "Yes, I asked him, he said you swore as Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. But when we looked in the archives, we noticed that you are registered as Albus Percival Dumbledore. We asked the Unspeakables, and they confirmed that any Oath with those extra names done by you is invalid."
Madam Bones glared at him: "I now demand you to take an Oath on your Magic that you never knowingly and deliberately violated the Oaths you took under your false name. Right now, or we will demand them at your trial at the Wizengamot."
Dumbledore paled, that would squib him in a second! His actions of this year alone would squib him.
Vulture Hat demanded the same: "It is disturbing to know that you were not bound by your Oaths, Albus, we trusted on those Oaths that you were righteous in your judgment, now we have to go over every rule you might have broken. Take the Oath, Albus, that way you can prove it was a misunderstanding instead of a deliberate crime."
Several of the old fogeys, I suspect the Board of Governors agreed with the Vulture.
Dumbledore stood up and said: "Alas, I can not do that, if I take that Oath, then with the smallest infraction I would lose my Magic."
Bones was armed against that and said: "Alright, then now I demand you to take an Oath on your Magic that you never knowingly and deliberately violated the Oaths you took under your false name that would get you five years in Azkaban. You can't call that a small infraction, can you? Or Ten years? Fifteen?"
Hah! That is my Milf! She cornered Dumbledore with that demand, the Vulture said: "Albus? The Oath, or we will press charges for child abuse and Oath breaking."
Dumbledore shook his head: "I have too many things to do, Augusta, You see, Voldemort is not completely dead, and I have to prepare our world against it. Therefore I must go."
He held his hand up, too bad I was prepared and shot the turkey out of the air, I grabbed all his wands, in the name of House Potter of course. I kept him in place until Madam Bones stunned him. I placed his spare wand in front of him and silently popped away.
A quick visit to the old man's office made me collect all the Potter possessions, Pensieve, books, philosopher stone, Grimoires, you know, two trunks full of House Potter loot. I temporally stored my loo… House Potter's possessions in the Chamber of Secrets, one last action is to fill two small bottles with Basilisk Venom.
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Kreacher opened the door, "What does the Malfoy E… Potter Elf wants from Kreacher?"
I showed a bottle of Venom: "This is Basilisk venom, dip the evil locket in it to destroy it. Kreacher, Malfoy poisoned Walburga and Master Arcturus. Master Arcturus wanted Master Sirius out of Azkaban. Mistresses Bellatrix and Narcissa be knowing that."
I doubt he heard what I said after dipping the Locket. Now the ring, that idiot never thought that an elf would go after the ring, a few snaps of my finger and all the traps have vanished, a few snaps more and the ring got a dip in Basilisk Venom.
That leaves the cup and Harry, I popped back to Harry and relaxed, all the bad stuff is almost done… Hmm? Why is Winky here? Why is Winky glaring at me?
"Dobby? Are yous being on the Eight Layer?" asked Winky softly.
I swallowed, and nodded, "Yes, I am."
Two hands closed on my neck and a voice hissed in my ear: "If you think for a second of shagging me, I will cut it off!"