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Chapter 69 - Chapter 69: Su Chen: Women! They Only Affect Your Nichirin Blade Drawing Speed!

Shinobu quickly dodged. She pouted. "Su Chen-san, I don't like this."

Hearing this, Su Chen narrowed his eyes. "Oh? Then, Shinobu, do you have a better method?"

"Of course, I do!" Shinobu tilted her head, her light purple hair falling gently. She blinked her large, dark purple eyes and stared at Su Chen with a smile. "That would be for me, the Butterfly Mansion's 'divine physician,' to step in!"

The next moment, Shinobu moved her feet. Like a butterfly, she landed beside a meditating patient. She cupped her small hand to her mouth, forming a small megaphone shape. Seeing this, Su Chen had a bad feeling. He instinctively tried to stop her, but it was already too late.

A soft, almost numbing voice echoed beside the Slayer. "Moshi moshi~ Daijoubu desu ka? Everyone seems to be working very hard, that's wonderful. If you feel unwell anywhere, please be sure to tell me~ Yare yare, my dear sir, you truly are diligent!"

The soft voice was hard to ignore. The spirits of the four meditating men were instantly agitated. Shinobu's voice was extremely gentle and alluring. After hearing it, the four immediately felt like ants were crawling all over them. They felt very hot. Naturally, they broke their concentration.

Su Chen stood by, stroking his chin. He looked calm on the surface, but he was shocked inside. He glanced at the dustpan handle in his hand, then decisively threw it aside. Su Chen finally understood. Shinobu was even better at creating distractions than he was. All she needed to do was say "Moshi moshi," and these innocent young men couldn't resist. One by one, their faces turned as red as a monkey's bottom.

Shinobu returned to Su Chen's side, smiling happily. "Yare yare~, I never thought Su Chen-san would have a day where he miscalculated. The patients you're responsible for don't seem to have very high concentration, do they? How is it that they couldn't sit still just because I greeted them?" The young girl's eyes gleamed mischievously. She seemed delighted to see Su Chen in a difficult spot for once.

Su Chen gave a cold smile. He silently made a mental note. This time he had miscalculated, but so what? It was just a small setback. However, Shinobu had given him an idea. Su Chen realized he had learned a new trick.

The next moment, Su Chen looked at his four patients. "Did any of you learn anything just now?" After hearing Su Chen's words, the four men all showed thoughtful expressions. At this moment, Shinobu spoke again. "It's okay~, take your time thinking. Lord Su Chen won't blame you if you can't figure it out. After all, you are all adorable little angels~"

Under this attack of sweet words, Su Chen's patients were utterly defeated. Although Su Chen quickly covered Shinobu's small mouth, the patients' minds had clearly been led astray. Their heads were filled with Shinobu's intoxicating voice.

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Four consecutive thuds echoed on the floor. The four patients Su Chen led had finally given up. They spoke in unison, "Lord Su Chen, we are unworthy! Lady Kocho, she... she is simply too adorable! It is our unworthiness. Please, Lord Su Chen, do not blame Lady Kocho!"

"Sigh." Su Chen helplessly rubbed his forehead. Women! he thought. They only affect your Nichirin Blade drawing speed! Why don't you understand?! Su Chen looked at everyone with a hint of disappointment. The patients met his gaze and all lowered their heads in shame.

Seeing this, Shinobu revealed a triumphant smile. She was especially happy to see Su Chen's darkened face. Our Shinobu puffed out her chest and lightly brushed her hair. The wisteria-scented strands fell to either side, and her lively purple eyes stared intently at Su Chen.

Su Chen chuckled. "Very good." He directly pulled Shinobu down to sit. She looked at him with a puzzled expression. "Su Chen-san, what are you doing?"

"It's nothing, just relax a little," Su Chen smiled gently. "Aren't you also one of my patients? Now, prepare yourself. We'll start anti-interference training immediately."

Upon hearing this, Shinobu's small face turned pale. A sudden, bad feeling arose in her heart. Looking at Su Chen, who was helping her arrange her sitting mat, Shinobu cupped her small hand to her mouth and softly called, "Moshi moshi~, Su Chen-san? Moshi moshi~, can you hear me, Su Chen-san!"

Su Chen replied, "What's wrong?" Shinobu's tone immediately softened again. "Nothing. I just wanted to remind you that I am your patient, so please be gentle later." Su Chen nodded expressionlessly. "Oh."

The next moment, he pulled Shinobu beside him. As Su Chen's hand pressed her down on the shoulder, she spoke very quickly, "Su Chen-san, I am the Insect Hashira. Please don't do anything reckless later."

"It's fine, don't worry," Su Chen said. "How could I do anything reckless?" Then, he leaned in and whispered, "Shinobu-jiejie~"

"Kyaa! You're going to be the death of me!" Shinobu pouted playfully. Her cheeks visibly reddened. But Su Chen had no intention of letting her go.

After Shinobu finally managed to enter a meditative state, Su Chen leaned into her ear again. His warm breath fanned against her earlobe. A magnetic voice whispered in her ear, "Shinobu-jiejie~" Shinobu's expression wavered. "Shinobu-jiejie~" Pop~ "Kyaa~!!!" Shinobu's defenses broke.

She screamed like a startled deer. Su Chen's "Shinobu-jiejie" just now was almost whispered directly into her ear. That soft, sweet voice was like taffy, something she would never forget. And... he had even boldly blown her a kiss! Shinobu felt like she was going crazy.

Su Chen whispered again, "Shi~no~bu-jiejie~" Here it came again! The voice was incredibly crisp, and each "Shinobu-jiejie" burrowed into Shinobu's body like a caterpillar. Half of her body instantly went numb. She stiffly turned her head and met Su Chen's burning gaze, feeling utterly weak. At this moment, Shinobu felt immense regret. She shouldn't have provoked Su Chen! His desire for revenge was simply too strong. Every time she tried to tease him, this scoundrel would always find a way to get her back.

"Su Chen-san, I... I was wrong," Shinobu buried her head, her voice tiny, hoping Su Chen would let her go. And our protagonist, Su Chen, of course, wouldn't bother with such small matters. He very magnanimously forgave her. Seeing she had a moment to breathe, Shinobu quickly slapped her cheeks, forcing herself to calm down. The first thing she did after calming down was to get away from Su Chen. The next moment, Shinobu stood on tiptoe.

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