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Chapter 1 - "That's not a dong.."

Oh yeah, she's so fucking hot.

A 32 year old guy named Kaito was laying down in his bed, pleasuring himself under the sheets as he watched "Succubus gets brutally railed". 

Her hips, her thighs and her ginormous breasts. The way her nipples perk through her dress is all so alluring! And those cute little bat wings at the back just make everything so much better!

"Oh, I'm just a poor little demon girl in need of some life serum."

"Kaito, I'm coming in with dinner!"

There was a soft knock on the door of his room as it slowly began opening. Kaito chucked his phone across the room and pulled up his underwear and shorts before his mother saw his dong.

"It smells like somebody died in here.."

She flicks on the lights, dinner plate in hand, looking at Kaito as he pretends to act as if he wasn't doing any immoral acts with sweat dripping from his forehead.

"Mum! I told you to knock! Privacy please ya' old hag!" 

She puts the dinner down onto Kaito's dresser at the end of his bed then glares at him.

"Have you done your chores for the day? And when are you going to get a job I'm sick of seeing my piece of shit son lazing around the house in his thirties. All the girls at my book club ask me 'how is your son going?' and I have to lie and tell them that you are talking to a girl when I know damn well you can't even stare one straight in the eye without pissing yourself in fear."

"Yeah whatever mum." 

This was the daily routine of the mother and the son in this household. Every chance she would get she would always belittle the man, making sure he knows how much of a disappointment he is to her family name. 

"I just wish you did better with your life."

Looking at the food presented before him, which was broccoli and mystery meat, he retches a little bit. His mother looks at him. 

"Also, after you finish eating dinner I need you to go pick up some groceries for me and your father. Get out the house and maybe meet a girl or at the very least make a friend."

She goes to walk out the room when she suddenly stops. She looks down to see that she had stepped on a very stiff sock. She pinches her nose as she picks it up, shooting a disturbed glare at Kaito as she finally leaves his room.

After eating dinner, Kaito puts on his glasses and slips into his banged up shoes. He always tries to avoid going outside, only wanting to hide away in his filthy room. But when his mother asks him to, he can't really deny her. Kaito at least had some amount of sympathy in his hollow heart. 

That bitch honestly, she just doesn't get me. Sure I love her but goddamn does she piss me off!

Kaito slightly clenches his teeth as he walks out the front door. 

Having seen the rain outside before going out Kaito was smart enough to take an umbrella along with him. The streets were foggy and walking around in the rain fogged up his glasses. Slowly waiting at each crossing to then go, Kaito would never risk running into the road for no reason. 

After all he was a grown man! 

I'm a child in a grown man's body. 

Negative thoughts filled Kaito's head as he eventually saw the lit up convenience store. He stepped in, lowering his umbrella and closing it, making some of the rain on it spill onto the floor.

"Hey fatty! Don't go and bring the rain in here, I just cleaned this damn place!"

That was Royu, the convenience store manager. He was usually a chill guy but this outburst here was pretty valid. 

Stupid stupid stupid. Why don't you think before you act you fucking neet.

He walks down one of the isles near the giant window that lets you look out to the street. A girl and two guys following a bit behind her walk past. 

That girl..

Kaito after seeing the girl was taken aback.

She is stunning. Dare I say gorgeous. She has beautiful blonde hair and a small figure that is as cute as a cat's.

Kaito's eyes lock onto her as she just smiles and walks without a care in the world. Kaito then remembers his mothers words.

"All the girls at my book club ask me 'how is your son going?' and I have to lie and tell them that you are talking to a girl-"

Kaito grins a little and clamps his hand into a fist, holding a bit away from his face.

This is it, this is my moment! Finally! A cute damsel in distress just waiting for me to sweep her off her feet! I swear mum you are going to see your little boy turn into a man!

After getting everything he needed, Kaito went to the front of the convenience store where he ringed up his groceries. Royu, still acting like a sourpuss from getting a bit of rain on his floor, shoots Kaito a dirty look.

"Look man, just be a bit more careful next time." 

Kaito walks out the store tinting his glasses slightly while he held his groceries. Looking to the left he sees that blonde-haired girl on her own, waiting at the zebra crossing.

Kaito takes a deep breath, mustering up his courage before walking up to her. He stands on her right side as they both wait for the light to turn green.

Cars go flying past as the rain crashes into the ground, splashing water onto the walkway. Kaito holds his umbrella up. 

Oh shit! Too close, too close! I hate this.. Just being in the vicinity of a girl freaks me out!

Sweat drips off his forehead as he slowly moves his eyes to look at the girl on his left. She's drenched in rain, hair wet and clothes soaked. She is breathing noticeably heavy from the cold rain. 

"Haa.. Haa.." 

Kaito, finally deciding to make a move, starts to shuffle a bit closer to the girl and moves the umbrella to where it's both on top of them. 

The girl looks to her right slowly to face Kaito. She shakes her head a bit to move her hair out of the way to see the man that helped her. Her golden eyes immediately pierce Kaito as she looks at him.

Shit, too cute! 

Kaito starts blushing a bit and slowly moves his head to the right, trying to act like a cool dude saying "hey, it wasn't a big deal." even though Kaito would be too much of a scaredy-cat to say something like that to this girl.

"Th-thank you." 

She faces forward again but not before shuffling a bit closer to Kaito. Her warmth presses against Kaito but it's an interesting sensation. Her soaked clothes are cold but her skin is warm to the touch. Her heavy breathing starts to calm down a little bit now in this state. 

"Hey creep! Get away from her!" 

Kaito goes to look back but then feels a sharp pain in the right side of his face, making him fall onto the street. His glasses fall off making his vision blurry. Kaito had been punched in the face.

"H-Hey! What the hell are you guys doing! Get off him! He wasn't doing anything wrong!" 

A foot collides with Kaito's stomach as another collides with the back of his head, two men were now jumping him.

"You think it's fucking funny to harass girls? You sick fat fuck!" 

 

The kick harder and harder. Kaito closes in, getting into the fetal position to tank the kicks.

I can't breathe, I can't see and the rain makes it so I can barely hear anything. My body is weak, I can barely move.. 

Every kick is lead with a crack, multiple bones in Kaito's body were being broken. His body just couldn't withstand their sheer strength. 

You fucking NEET.. You have to.. Make it out of this.. 

"It's a.. Misunderstanding.. Please." 

Kaito tries to reason with the two boys but because of his broken ribs it was practically impossible to form any coherent words.

Kaito goes to look at the girl but she's gone. 

I guess she got scared and ran away.. It's okay.. 

Kaito then gets picked up a little off the ground by his collar. 

"People like you make me sick. You old fuck!" 

The boy then punches Kaito right in the face. A small crack sound is made, alerting Kaito that his nose is now broken. The boy continues to throw more and more punches at Kaito's face.

The boy drops Kaito back onto the road, the back of his head hitting the ground shot pain through his skull. The two boys then spit on him. They then walked back onto the pathway to leave Kaito lying on the ground, blood pouring out his mouth with now a bit of teeth missing.

Kaito reaches for his glasses. Not to fight or stand back no nothing like that. He just wanted to see.

Finally grasping onto them, he puts the glasses with the now cracked lens onto his face.

Kaito gets on his knees slowly but surely. He stares at the boys who beat him and his face twists into a very enraged look. 

"Jus whad thu hell is wong width you peeple!" 

Kaito spoke but because he was missing some teeth he slurred his words. But he didn't care if a few teeth were missing, he was now in a state of absolute fury. 

He grabbed his hair as tight as he could. 

"You think id's jusd funny to do tis do people?! Whad the actual FUG is wong wit you! I try, I tried do be my best, tried to lib ub to my moders exbegtations but no! Whenever I try to do something the wurld comes to shid all over it!" 

Tears were now running down his face. He began to punch himself in the face over and over while screaming out loud. 

He didn't punch himself as some dumb, self-entitled act. He punched himself because he agreed with them.

"IS DIS WHAD YOU WANT?! IS DIS WHAT YOU SICK PEEPLE WAN-" 

The sound of a truck's horn rings out but it is then followed by a sharp pain ringing through Kaito's body, then everything goes black. 

"Don't ever give up, Kaito!" 

Kaito slowly opens his eyes, bare naked in a completely dark space alone.

Alone with one other person that is. To call this 'thing' a person though is a bit of an understatement. It was a giant floating creature completely coated in a shining golden aura that had a human figure, except some parts were monstrous. Instead of one human head it had two goat heads with four eyes on each head. It had four arms, two where they should be but two on their waist that were always praying. Its legs were crossed as it levitated, speaking of its legs they were kind of like a horse's legs, having hooves for feet. 

Its most distinctive feature was its two golden halos hovering above each goat head that bears weird symbols as the halos span clockwise.

"Welcome mortal." 

Did it speak..?

A voice filled the dark space, coming from the creature. But it was hard to say if it did come from the goat monster, for it did not move its mouth as it spoke. It was like words were being projected straight into Kaito's brain.

"Where am I?" 

Kairo spoke back, he wanted to try speaking in his head but did not want to seem like an idiot. 

"You are truly one of the most disgusting human beings I have ever seen." 

"........ HUH?!" 

Kaito, now absolutely dumbfounded, stared at the goat monster as it stared all its eight eyes back at him. 

"Okay what the hell?! I thought this was the afterlife where everyone is nice and you know I get reincarnated as a chinese baby or something and we talk about how much you love me!" 

The goat monster snorts its nose, exhaling steam from their nostrils, obviously fed up with the naked Kaito.

"Absolutely vile. This is not some afterlife no, this is your judgement. Usually I don't talk to mortals but you are an exception, and not for something good." 

It then furrowed its brow, exhaling more steam from its nostrils as it moved its top arms around in a wild rage.

"Do you actually understand how annoying it is to be granted omniscience but have to hear you jerking off to the most vile things?! Every second you were alive was pure agony and torture! The way you objectify women makes me absolutely sick, and that's coming from an Outer Being that has seen and learned everything!" 

Is it… Scolding me?? 

"Look, I obviously died by getting hit by a truck or something but why the hell are you so angry? Maybe you shouldn't be such a peeping tom."

The goat monster then teleported around rapidly in a fit of anger then extended one of its arms out to the darkness and shot out a little fireball before teleporting out of Kaito's sight. It went far, far off into the distance when it then erupted into a giant explosion that seemed to rock the whole dimension. 

The goat monster then teleports right in front of Kaito to then pick Kaito up by his neck with one of its humongous hands. He held Kaito up into the air as he spoke with a deep voice .

"For your sins of objectifying women and being an absolute degenerate, you will now become the symbol of objectification.You never once even tried to see a woman as a person, you simply used them as a tool to hide your own self-hatred. You will become the embodiment of lust and allure itself. Maybe after you die in that world you will see just how horrible of a human being you were Kaito. Hear my name, I am Xan, don't forget it. Remember me as your forever tormentor, goodbye."

Everything begins shining white as ringing fills Kaito ears. 

That fucking bastard Xan! I don't care if he is some sorta Outer Being. I'll make sure I kick his ass for not greeting me properly after dying. Alright I'm ready, take me to heaven!

Kaito's body starts to feel lighter, and weirdly smaller. The white light starts slowly fading to reveal an image before him. Five cute girls all with pink hair and red eyes staring straight at him. He seemed to be laying down in a bed as they stared down on him. 

"I-It's finally happening! Everyone! Lady Hexaria is waking up!" 

"Oh no, she's fading!" 

One of the girls with a worried face goes away for a second but then appears again with a vial of what seemed to be red goo. 

"Drink up Lady Hexaria, this is life serum, it's good for you."

Life serum.. Where have I heard that again??

After drinking it, Kaito felt much more stronger, strong enough to sit up a bit. 

"Wh-whoa.."

Kaito got a bit dizzy from sitting up after laying down, but that wasn't the only weird thing because-

Kaito covered his mouth, his eyes went wide. 

Was that.. The voice of a female?! 

Kaito looks down to his chest to see two soft, voluptuous but ridiculously large tits attached to him. Seeing this startled him, making him let out a shriek, a girl's shriek.

"L-lady Hexaria are you okay? What has you so jumpy?"

Kaito, or rather Hexaria, leaped out of bed for he saw a mirror on the wall. He ran his little body over to it and stared at it to see.. 

A woman. A woman with nice tits, a big ass and a curvy waist. 

"I.. I… I.." 

The five girls all gather around behind her staring at the beautiful women in the mirror. 

"Is everything okay, Lady Hexaria?" 

Just what the fuck did you do you lazy excuse for an Outer Being!

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