Tsunade eyebrow twitched violently as she stared at the woman, "Anko… how many times have I told you not to come through the window?"
Anko rubbed the back of her head with a sheepish expression, "hahaha er, well let's see… I think this makes it somewhere around three hundred at least. Almost as many times as I caught the old man reading his porn, now about that… mission…" she trailed off as her eyes landed on Naruto and a grin spread across her face. "Hello what do we have here," Anko walked up to him with a sashay to her hips, "it's that delicious looking Namikaze."
"Uzumaki Namikaze actually," Naruto replied with a grin as he decided to play along with the woman. "And you Anko are just the same as I remember you, still a crazy, psychotic and sexy bitch."
"Oh such kind words," Anko replied with her grin still in place, as she trailed a finger along Naruto's jaw line, "you know if I wasn't dating Iruka-kun I would take you right now for such a compliment."
Naruto raised an eyebrow in surprise, "you're dating Iruka? When or how did that happen?"
Anko grinned, "it's quite the story let me tell you…" she was just about to get into all the juicy details of her love life when a cough interrupted them.
Both turned to see a very irate Tsunade, who had both of her eyebrows twitching and several tick marks on her head. "If you two are not going to grab a mission, then take that 'discussion' of yours somewhere else!"
Naruto and Anko looked at each other with matching expressions as they blinked, they looked back at Tsunade and in unison said, "We'll take the mission!"
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Danzo paced back and forth as he tried to find a way around the most recent problem that had developed for his plans, problems that were once again caused by Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze. Who would have ever thought that the boy would have the audacity to let all of Konoha know of his Jinchurikki status, it was easily one of the most brilliant political maneuvers he had ever seen. Not only did it make the younger generation lose faith in the old, but it also made their respect for the blond that much more powerful and his position in the village that much more solidified. The fact that the older generation could not do anything without looking like hypocrites since they had proclaimed Naruto as a hero when his heritage had been first announced was just a bonus for the young Clan Head.
The boy was reminding him more and more of Minato, who despite always being a thorn in Danzo's side was a man he had respected. Unfortunately it also made Naruto even more of a problem for Danzo, had the boy just been a loud mouth with no real sense for politics like his mother it would have been much easier to control him. However Naruto was clearly more like his predecessor then Danzo would have ever expected, especially with all the trouble the man had gone through to subtly stunt his growth until he could get the boy into his ROOT. Now he was not sure he could do that, not without some kind of leverage over him.
Perhaps he could use the political pull he had left to get one of his ROOT on Naruto's team, which would allow him to keep an eye on the boy and find some kind of weakness to exploit. Now the only problem was to find someone who could perform this task.
He raised a hand and summoned one of his Anbu to him; he looked at the emotionless face of the person before him.
"Get me Tori."
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Naruto looked out over at the sea with a calm smile on his face, taking a deep breath of the salty air the blond let out a large breath. After being cooped up in the village going to council meetings and creating those seals, he had never been so grateful to get out and into the world again. Ever since his training with Ero-sensei had started, Naruto had developed something of a wanderer's spirit. And while it was nowhere near as bad as his sensei's desire to travel, Naruto still loved to get out and see the world.
Currently he was on a B rank mission that had the possibility of turning into an A rank mission, due to the unknown circumstances that concerned the mission. It seemed that ships were being attacked off the coast of Umi No Kuni (Land of Sea), by a Sea monster which was being called the Kaima by the local populace. Not much was known about this Sea Monster, which was why several merchant guilds had decided to hire Konoha shinobi to take care of the problem.
"Ugh…"
Naruto turned his head to look at the amusing sight of Ino Yamanaka puking over the side of the ship, the poor girl had gotten sea sick almost as soon as the journey had started. It seemed like most of their time on the ship, she had been in the same spot she was now. Seeing the girl who had always been so loud vomiting over the side made the blond shinobi chuckle.
"It's not funny," Naruto blinked as he looked over at Ino who was glaring at him, right before she turned green and went back over the side.
"Sorry," Naruto apologized as he tried not to laugh at her predicament, "I just never assumed someone like you would get motion sickness." Deciding to be a good team mate Naruto walked over to the girl, and gently rubbed her back in a soothing motion.
"Stupid Sea … stupid boat," Ino mumbled before heaving over the side yet again.
As this continued Anko Mitarashi walked out onto the deck, spotting the two she made her way over to them. "So I spoke with the captain and he said that we should get to the port within the hour…" she trailed off as she spotted Ino. A grin soon made its way to the woman's face, "aww is the poor baby sick," she cooed with a smirk that somehow looked both seductive and blood thirsty at the same time; Naruto had to wonder if she just always looked like that. "You know Anko-chan can fix that right up for you, how would you like Anko Mitarashi's super secret 'fix any ailment' treatment?"
"No… urp… no thank you," Ino said as she dry heaved, "I… know what… what your oh kami… treatment is. All you would… ugh do… was beat… the crap out urp… me… until you thought I was… cured."
Anko gave a pout before turning a seductive smile onto Naruto, "what about you handsome… any ailments that need curing?"
Naruto chuckled as he decided to play along, "well I do have this awfully odd muscle that seems a little Stiff, perhaps you could help me with that…"
"Aww now you know I can't do that," Anko stuck out in lower lip in a pout. "After all Iruka-kun would get mad at me… and you," the woman went into a thinking pose after she said that, as if a brilliant idea had struck her. "Of course if you would like to join us…."
Anko looked over at Naruto and laughed when she saw him join his fellow blonde in throwing up over the side.
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Ino gave a sigh of relief as she stepped off the ship, "Finally I hated standing on that ship!"
"Technically you weren't standing, you were leaning," Naruto corrected, only to close his mouth when Ino glared at him.
"Alright gaki, Hokage-Sama says you're in charge, so what are your orders?" Anko asked as she stretched out, causing several of the men on the dock to pass out from blood loss as the trench coat she wore opened.
"You know I'm your superior in this mission Anko, do you really think calling me gaki is the best idea?" asked Naruto with a mock annoyed tone.
Anko smirked at him, "this coming from the man who calls the Hokage, baa-chan."
"Touché," Naruto said with a grin he was just about to speak when he spotted something out of the corner of his eye.
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