Jiraiya gave his student a lecherous grin, "my boy I am so proud of you, getting three powerful and hot woman like that!"
Naruto eyebrow twitched, "can it ya damn pervert! Gah if it's going to be like this every time maybe I shouldn't tell you and just flash away rather than listen to your pervy speech! And you wonder why the only woman you get are the ones you have to pay for!"
"Hey show some respect gaki!" Jiraiya yelled at his blond pupil.
"I'll show you respect the moment you earn it and stop peeping in the hot spring you perverted old coot!"
"Who are you calling an old coot!"
Naruto grinned, "The only one I see standing right next to me."
"You damn brat I otta-" he didn't get the chance to say anything else as Naruto disappeared in a bright yellow flash. He paused for a few seconds as he blinked at the spot Naruto had been standing, "damn gaki not giving respect to his elders. At least he's good with woman," Jiraiya said to himself with a small giggle as he pulled out a note book, "it's too bad I'm not there to see anything happen but the idea's this kid gives me from what I do see and hear alone is a gold mine!" Jiraiya let out a perverted giggle as he began walking down the road, giving off perverted giggles as he wrote down the ideas for his next hit book, Icha Icha: Lone Warrior, a tale about a powerful shinobi with a tragic past who ends up saving the world and in thanks receives his very own harem. The white haired man giggled as he began writing out more scenes for his book, he was sure this would be a great hit, especially when he released them in the limited editions he was creating; blond, blue and red.
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Naruto flashed to the cave where he had first met Konan, finding nothing larger then a mouse within the sensor seals he had set up Naruto summoned said woman. The first thing the woman did when she got there was to wrap Naruto in a hug and plant a kiss on his lips, pleasantly surprised Naruto returned the gesture before they broke away. "Something wrong Kona-chan?" Naruto asked as he could sense a small amount of tension though it seemed to be leaving her.
Konan shook her head, "no just important information you might want to know." Naruto raised his eye brow but didn't speak, "Akatsuki is going to begin hunting for the Bijuu now. Their first target will be the one tails, Sasori No Akasuna and Deidra the mad bomber are the ones assigned to this task."
"Suna eh?" Naruto mumbled more to himself then Konan, he looked up from his musings and gave said woman a smile. "Thank you for telling me this, Gaara is not only a Jinchurikki but a good friend of mine," leaning down Naruto gave her a tender kiss on the lips.
"Mmm… I'm… sure… you'll… come… up… with… ways… to… thank… me…" Konan spoke up between kisses.
Naruto gave her his foxy grin as he pulled a little bit away, "you know after I save Gaara I think I've got just the thing to express my gratitude."
Konan blushed at the implication and tone of Naruto's voice, though she was quite eager to see what Naruto would do for her.
Naruto looked out of the cave mouth as he thought about the information he had just received, a smile found its way to his lips. It would be good to see Gaara again, his smile grew into a grin; it would be even better after having Gaara owe him for saving his ass.
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Omake: what Pain does when not stewing in his god complex.
Konan sighed as she walked down the hall towards Pain's office, she had just received some information on one of the Jinchurikki and in keeping with her cover was going to inform Pain about it. As she walked her mind strayed and she began to think of Naruto, she hoped to see the blond again soon. Finally she reached the door leading to Pain's office, like usual she did not bother to knock on the door since Pain was usually outside anyways. As soon as she opened the door however she froze, her eyes began to widen to the size of dinner plates.
Pain was in fact in the office, his back to her as he sat in a chair and while this was unusual it was not unheard of. However what was unusual and most disturbing was a combination of the things he was doing and what was going on in the room. In front of Pain was a television, on said TV was the new Icha Icha Movie playing; which was rather easy for her to recognize, after all while she would never admit it she had the same movie stashed away under her bed. Pain himself was making unusual panting and grunting noises as well as mumbling what sounded like 'yes Akiko-chan' and 'damn that Jinchurikki' which was highly disturbing to her, especially considering that Pain's god realm was nothing more than a possessed corpse; and of a man she had once loved no less! The orange haired man seemed to be so preoccupied with his… activities he had not even noticed her presence.
For what felt like hours but in truth was only a minute or two, Konan just stood there with her mouth hanging open and her eyes nearly popping out of her sockets. Finally she turned on her heel and left, closing the door behind her so Pain would not know she had been there. She began walking down the hall and mentally swore to herself she would never ever mention what she saw this day, lest she get nightmares from this.
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