"Butterfree, Sleep Powder!"
Butterfree's massive wings flapped open and shut, unleashing a sleepy pollen cloud.
Combusken ran smack into it!
Held out for three seconds—thud, crashed, snoring like a Snorlax on sedatives!
Jiang Feng facepalmed. That hit rate? Non-chief luck!
Humiliating—drugged asleep by a giant moth!
Real talk: Butterfree demands tech, not brute force.
But Jiang Feng wasn't panicking.
Butterfree's fresh off evolution—Sleep Powder's weak sauce, short nap only.
Tanked a Psychic, lost some HP, Combusken woke quick.
Li Xiao Du, salty AF, had Butterfree drop low for point-blank Sleep Powder + Compound Eyes—guaranteed snooze!
Lucky for Jiang Feng, counter prepped.
"Dig and dodge!"
Master-tier Dig carves penthouses, blasting underground, evading the Sleep Powder blizzard!
Popped up under Butterfree!
Go time, champ!
"Combusken, Rock Smash!"
Bursting from dirt, Combusken vaulted, fist-smashing the butterfly!
Half-month grind—Dig and Rock Smash both Master-tier!
Ora—!
BAM!!
Butterfree ate the haymaker, tumbling like a snapped kite!
CRASH!!
Ground spidered with fine cracks!
Master Rock Smash, online!
This punch? Pure sweat equity!
Tank it?
Butterfree did!
Two-and-a-half years' investment—mega Butterfree was tanky, HP deeper than a Wailord's belly!
Calm now, Li Xiao Du played flight—keep distance, Psychic poke!
Unlike games, fliers kite grounders with ranged spam.
No wings? Sucks.
Feels that pain.
But…
There's a fix.
"Combusken, Dig underground!"
Psychic blasts? Combusken went old six, burrowing safe.
BOOM—
Psychic cratered dirt, harvesting two weeds…
…and three dust puffs.
Li Xiao Du froze.
What now? Butterfree can't Earthquake!
No breaker?
Trainer mode: trash talk!
"Jiang Feng, your Combusken a turtle? Lame! Come out and face me!"
"I'll poke ya!"
Li Xiao Du bossed, baiting.
Jiang Feng picked his nose.
"Clucky, hear that? Turtle alert!"
Combusken peeked from the hole, glaring, claws waving.
Then flipped the bird.
Rough trans: You're the turtle—your fam's all Squirtle!
Squirtle: Fam hate? Why?
"Hmph, dud chicken! Dare ya not hide—fair fight!"
Knowing Combusken's temper, Li Xiao Du goaded.
Dud chicken?
Flames inferno!
Trash Trainer? Fine. Trash kun clan? Over!
Combusken exploded, leaping out—no dodge!
Li Xiao Du grinned, ordering the hit!
Really tanking?
Nope—Smiling Card kept it zen, rage to Proficiency!
Old six unlocked!
Dug back in, evading, popping another hole.
Wagged claws at Butterfree, taunting.
Come on!
Verify badge!
I'll P ya!
Butterfree? Ignored.
Ice queen, untouchable…
Jiang Feng shook his head. Word salad done—end this clown fiesta!
"Clucky, double-hand special—you know it?"
Pointed at rocks, then sky.
Combusken clicked, snagging a pebble, yeeting!
Budget Rock Slide!
No buff, but Kirin Arms made pebbles railgun!
Butterfree's fat ass? Target practice. Slowpoke, ate the barrage!
Jiang Feng thumbs-upped.
Prodigal son returns.
Trap-shooting? My style!
Legend!
Let bullets fly!
Blast that fuzzy Butterfree!
Keep firing—end it!
Bang-bang-bang!
Rocks pelted like bullets!
Tanky Butterfree? Couldn't tank endless spam!
Plummeted like a preggers Pidgey!
Wrecked!
BOOM!
Smashed, quivering, pebble-riddled.
"Butterfree's down—Jiang Feng wins!"
"Damn, Butterfree pebble-fucked? Kinda NSFW…"
"Nah, bro—visions!"
Bros leered, girls simped Jiang Feng's drip and Dig entrance.
"OMG, hot—face, bod, beast!"
"Spikemuth Academy hiding this stud? Missed him how?!"
"Wait, Dud Chicken Jiang Feng?!"
"That's him! Thought trash—how's he ripped?!"
"I'll hatch his Torchic eggs!"
Battles brutal.
Shine or shine out!
Li Xiao Du, glow-up king, now Jiang Feng's wallpaper!
Sulking, scooped battered Butterfree, slunk off tail tucked.
Kings win, losers cope!
Peaks fake stans, troughs true faith!
Moves half-baked? Real fights expose.
Evolution glow with no grind?
No feats, no badge.
Not seeded.
Trash who if not him?
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