I have always fantasized about being my Mother's human toilet. One day I contrived a plan to trick her into going to the bathroom in my mouth. Here is my story.
My name is Marco I am nineteen, my Mother is Maureen, she is fifty-two, her height is also five-two the same as her age, she weighs two hundred and fifty pounds, yup you guessed it. She is a big woman. What I love the most about her is her huge ass. Her ass cheeks are massive, I would do anything to have her sit on my face.
So anyway, one day it was very hot outside, like a good beach kind of day. My Mom was off from work, we were both up early, she was washing the dishes, "Mom, do you wanna go to the beach I'll drive?"
Her big ass spun, "I don't know I have so much to do around the house."
"Fuck it, Mom lets have some fun for a change."
"Watch your language Marco you have such a potty mouth."
"I would love to be her potty mouth I thought to myself, "Come on, Mom let's go we have all day."
"Alright, fine, I'll go."
She went into her bedroom and reemerged a few minutes later wearing a pink two-piece bathing suit. Her huge tits hung low, underneath her tits, her round belly, and underneath her belly was the fat mound of her pussy. From the back view her ass cheeks spilled out of her bikini. Needless to say I had instant wood.
I grabbed our beach bag and we jumped into the car and jetted for the beach, "What beach are we going to? "She asked.
"It's a surprise," I said and turned up the radio.
As we arrived, I parked the car and we headed towards the ocean," Oh my God Marco this a nude beach."
"I know mom." I stopped walking and pulled off my bathing suit. I saw her staring at my cock.
"I should have known you had a reason for wanting to go the beach, I am not getting naked."
"Why not? I am naked."
"I don't want people to see me naked, especially you. You're my son."
"That is a stupid reason you're practically naked already. Seriously, Mom loosen up." He said as he spread the towel over the sand. He looked around at all the naked women on the beach with their titties out and flashing their freshly shaved beavers.
"Just do it, Mom, get naked. See I don't care." I said as I stroked my cock.
"You're disgusting."
"I know Mom, but you raised me."
"Fine. I will do it, I don't want people to think I am too insecure to get naked." She said as she untied her top and her massive titties spilled out and rested on her big belly. Then she took off her bottoms revealing her fat shaved beaver," Yum that looks tasty, I thought to myself."
We laid out in the sun next to each other, I stroked my cock when she wasn't looking. After about a half hour it got very hot. It was time to execute phase two of my plan.
"Holy fuck it's hot out here I am going in for a dip." I said.
"You have a filthy mouth Marco. You can go in water, I want to stay out in the sun for a little longer."
I ran out into the ocean and swam around for a bit. I pretend to flail and scream help, as I stumbled back onto the beach holding my hand over mouth. I saw my Mother sit up and look at me with concern. I made my way back to the beach towel,"What happened? What is wrong with your mouth?"
I mumbled jellyfish, "Jellyfish?" She asked.
I nodded yes, "It stung my tongue."
"A jellyfish stung your tongue?" She asked.
I mumbled, "Yeah, it hurts."
"Oh dear, I don't know what to do, I don't see any lifeguards."
"Pee," I said
"Huh? Did you say pee?"
"You have to pee on it." I murmured.
"I have heard that peeing on a jellyfish sting works, but it's on your tongue."
"I don't care it hurts pee on it." I moaned writhing in pain.
"Alright, lay down on your back."
I did as she said, I watched as her huge sweet ass hovered above me, then it came down closer and closer to my face until my face was buried between her thighs, my nose was wedged into her ass. I could taste her tangy pussy juice on my lips. I could not believe my plan worked. I opened my mouth just in time to catch her first stream of piss into my mouth. It was sour, salty, and delicious. I swallowed it down before the next stream of warm pee flowed out of her. My mouth overflowed with her yellow nectar, it spilled out of my mouth and onto my face. I swallowed as much as I could. Then the stream slowed to a steady flow, I held out my tongue and licked my Mother's pussy as she continued to piss. My cock was rock hard, I knew she had noticed it. Then a few little spurts of pee and she was done.
My plan to fake a jellyfish sting on my tongue worked. She lifted her fat ass off of my face. My cock was rock hard. I heard a voice say," Is there something wrong? Do you need help?"
My Mom responded, "I know what this may look like, but his tongue was stung by a jellyfish I couldn't find a lifeguard I heard peeing on a jellyfish sting helps."
"Oh yes, I was stung once on my leg and my boyfriend did the same thing it helped." The woman said as she stared down at me. I laid there with my mouth open and my cock throbbing.
"I was just on my way to the bathroom, if you like I can pee on him too." The stranger said.
"Sure, why not he has a potty mouth anyway."
I hit the fucking jackpot; I was now the official nude beach urinal. The woman squatted down onto my face and a stream of piss roared into my mouth. She must of needed to go really bad. I swallow mouthful after mouthful. As it slowed, I licked her pussy. She sat on my face for awhile making sure I got every drop. I think she liked the way I was llicking her pussy, "Is he your boyfriend?" She asked my Mother.
"Oh no. He is my son. The only person dumb enough to have a jellyfish sting his tongue."
She stood up and looked down at me, "Damn, he looks pathetic, lying there with his mouth open and a huge erection." She said as she waved over at her friends, "Hey do any of you need to pee, this guy was stung by jellyfish."
Before I knew it another woman was squatting over my face and pissing my mouth, then another. After awhile I lost count. I enjoyed drinking their piss, but my Mother's was the best.
Afternoon turned to dusk and it was time to go home. I pretended that my tongue still hurt and mumbled and slurred my words on the ride home. Cursing the imaginary jellyfish that stung me. I was so horny I couldn't wait to get home and jerk off. When we got home, I took a shower, put on pj's and went into the living room, "How is your tongue?" Mother asked.
"Still hurts." I murmured.
"Do you want me to pee on your tongue again?"
"Yes." I nodded.
I went to the linen closet, grabbed a towel and placed it out on the floor. I took off my pj's and laid down on the towel. My Mom stood up and slipped out of her nightgown and climbed out of her panties. I opened my mouth as she squatted over my face.
A stream of piss rushed into my mouth and down my throat. It tasted watery and cleaner than before. It was easy to take down. As it slowed I licked her pussy. This time, she didn't move away, she stayed, " You like drinking my piss and licking my pussy don't you?"
I mumbled, "Yes, Mommy."
She smashed her wet pussy onto my face and squirmed from side to side as I licked her folds and savored her juices marinated with her piss. I moved my head back so my face wedged deep between her ass cheeks. I swirled my tongue around her brown eye. It tasted like bittersweet dark chocolate. I licked up small specks of turds that were stuck between her ass cheeks.
I pushed my tongue deep into her asshole. I slithered my tongue in and out, slathering her shitter with my saliva. Then I pulled her ass cheeks apart and mumbled, "Poo in my mouth Mommy." I wasn't sure if she heard or understood what I said. If she did, I had no idea if she would do it. I continued my assault on her rectum. Then I felt her asshole opening. A fart spurted into my mouth. The smell of her ass chocolate was intoxicating. I felt the rough surface of a turd moving slowly from her asshole, sliding between my lips. It was bitter, sour, and sweet, just as I had imagined it. I took a bite, chewed and swallowed it, " Are you ok down there?" She asked.
"Yes, Mommy, it tastes yummy."
Her asshole opened wide again and another turd dropped into my mouth. It had a pungent smell, but the flavor was heavenly. I felt her hands grab around the shaft of my cock she began to stroke it, "Here comes another one." She said.
Another turd dropped into my mouth as she stroked my cock; I sucked on it like a piece of chocolate candy. Then she tightened her grip on my cock and stroked it faster, as I chewed on her turds while I was still nestled between her mammoth ass cheeks.
My cock began to throb, and I convulsed and quivered, then my cock spurted out a stream of thick cum that landed on my Mother's belly. My head reeled in pleasure while I ate her shit and I shot my load, "Are you my potty mouth?" She asked.
"Yes, Mommy"
So, that is my story, and the rest is history folks. I hope you enjoyed it.
It has been 8 years since I first shared my story about me and my Mom Maureen. She is now 60 and I am 27. She has aged poorly and gained more weight and is collecting disability. I haven't done that great myself. Physically I am well. However, I haven't left home, I still live with my Mom, and I don't like work. We somehow manage to keep afloat financially and we keep each other company.
Our water was shut off over a month ago. We can't bathe or use the toilet. Our air conditioner broke too. Thankfully we don't need running water or air conditioning because we have each other. We have our own special ways of keeping each other clean and going to the bathroom. Much better than using running water.
My Mom is three hundred pounds, she has massive jugs that hang over her fat belly. Her belly hangs slightly over her hairy pussy. Her ass is gigantic twice as wide as my own body. She has medium length unwashed gray hair, and never wears makeup.
I was happy when the air conditioner broke and the water was turned off. I love the smell of her sweat and bodily excretions. It's intoxicating to me. Always has been. She is aware of my feelings and very accepting. For years she has allowed me to lick her sweaty smelly feet while I jerk off. On special occasions she would let me drink her pee and lick her dirty asshole. Nothing abnormal.
When the air conditioner broke she suggested we get a new one and gave me money to get one at Walmart. Instead I came home with a half ounce of weed and a bottle of Captain Morgan. At first she was upset with my decision. I sat on the couch next to her and rolled a joint and opened the Rum. After a few tokes of weed and swigs of Rum we were laughing our asses off. On this particular day she was wearing a large pair of white granny panties and a white tank top. It was too hot to wear clothes. The harder we laughed the more she sweated and farted.
It was so sexy I couldn't contain myself.
I leaned into her and whispered into her ear, ' Mom you smell so good I want to lick your sweaty cunt.' I then wiggled the tip of my tongue into the fat crease of her neck. The taste of her sweat was delicious. My cock was instantly hard. I reached my hand down into her steamy hot panties and began to finger her dripping cunt as I licked the sweat from the crease.
"Mom, I want to take off my clothes and eat your pussy? " I moaned.
"Yes, dear." She replied as she leaned forward to pull down her panties.
Her belly slid onto her lap as she pulled the waistband down exposing her hairy gray pussy. I took off my shorts and shirt. She gazed at my cock. I maneuvered my way between her flabby thighs. The smell of her nasty pungent cunt made me drool, as she leaned back onto the couch and opened her legs. I began licking and sucking on her succulent moist lips. Her long gray hair tickled my nose as my tongue worked its way up and down her slit. She tasted salty and sour. I gently spread her lips apart, swirling my tongue inside of her. She let a huge smelly fart loose as she clenched the couch cushion bucking forward with my face between her legs. The aroma was delightful. My cock was dripping pre cum. The smell of shit whafted in my nostrils as I licked her clit.
Suddenly, she forcefully pulled my head back by my hair. Positioning me between her legs. I was looking up at her as I gasped catching my breath.
"Mom, why did you stop me?' I said nervously.
She leaned towards her left side raising one butt cheek, a loud, long fart blew out of her asshole.
" I know you are horny sweetheart but mommy is constipated and uncomfortable." She said with an embarrassed expression. Then she let out another toot.
I scratched my head and asked, " I know what to do that will help."
"What would that be, honey?" She asked.
" It's a three step process Mom. First I'll give you some Ex-Lax to soften up your stools. Then I'll eat your ass to relax you. Finally, I'll simply suck the poop out of your asshole."
She stared into space for a moment while she thought about it, "Okay, that sounds like a great idea. Let's see if it works."
I gave her 4 times the recommended dose Ex-Lax then we went to the bedroom. I was already naked. We laid down on the bed. I gently held her and gave her little kisses on her face. I could smell the body odor rising from her armpits. Causing my mouth water.
She lifted her arm as I slid down alongside her. I slowly and steadily licked her hairy smelly armpit. Feverishly enjoying the taste of her sweat and the texture of her hair. I felt her body relax as she let out a deep sigh. After about ten minutes of savoring her sweaty armpits. Her stomach began to gurgling and rumbling. She let out a thunderous fart that shook the bed.
She rolled over onto her side. I scooted down with my face in her ass. The smell of sweat, stale shit, and her sour cunt filled my nostrils. Delighted I pulled her ass cheeks apart exposing her dirty pucker hole and starting feverishly lapping her filthy ass crack. The flavor of her old unwiped crusty reminiscents danced on my tongue. I was in absolute heaven.
As I slid my tongue into her crusty asshole, she let out a powerful fart that forced my tongue to pop out of her tasty stink hole. That was because the Ex-Lax was beginning to loosen her bowels. Soon she was going shit out a week's worth of delicious shit and was ready for it. I wanted to make it special and add a sentimental surprise.
I had a bag of Swedish Fish stashed in the night stand. I stopped eating her ass and opened the bag of Swedish Fish and one by one I gently inserted them into my mother's constipated rectum. I emptied the entire bag into her. Then I went back to eating ass. It didn't take long until she farted with force dispensing a shit coated Swedish Fish into my mouth. It tasted absolutely divine. I resumed lapping my mother's crusty asshole until I heard her stomach rumble.
I stopped licking and slid up beside her and whispered to her, "Do you need to shit?"
"Yes" She replied as the stench whistled from her ass.
I took her by the hand and led her to the bathroom. I climbed into the bathtub and crouched down on my knees. She squatted over me with big fat Gluteus Maximus in face and she farted with such force that I felt the breeze on my face. Followed by a stream of liquid chocolate colored shit streamed from her asshole with the occasional Swedish FishI opened my mouth and caught every single one. While trying to swallow as much of her diarrhea as I possibly could. It splashed out onto my face and chest, running down my entire body. I was drenched in her watery shit.
When she finally finished I was completely covered from head to toe with shit. I wiped my face and then quickly went back to licking her ass clean. I sucked on her asshole to get the last few Swedish Fish out. Then she squatted over me bathing me in her golden urine. Washing off the shit and providing me with a savory beverage.
Afterwards, I licked her pussy ass clean. Then we went back to the bedroom where I licked every dirty, sweaty, putrid inch of her body. It was absolutely heavenly. My cock was about to explode.
"Mom can I fuck you in the ass?" I moaned.
"Yes, of course you can sweetheart." She replied.
She rolled over onto her hands and knees raising her ass. I got behind her and pushed the head of my cock into her poop hole. " Oh, sweetheart, that feels so nice. Fuck Mommy's ass good." She said in a sultry tone.I pushed it deep inside her. Slowly moving my hips forward and back. Her tight warm asshole clenched around my cock. I pushed as deeply as possible. Slowly but steadily I increased the thrusts, she bucked back and forth on my cock. Deep and hard still with the taste of her shit in mouth. I fucked the her like a furious animal until I spilled my seed deep inside her bowels. I came so intensely that it felt like a railroad spike being driven into my skull.
When I was finished, a trickle of cum was running from her rectum. I gently licked it up. Then sealed my lips to her asshole and sucked hard so I could eat my cum from her ass. My mouth filled with the slimy goop. Then with a sudden burst of joy she farted and out came the last of the Swedish Fish. Yummy!!
The End