Kade Varyn, a wisecracking Star Wars smuggler with suspiciously good “gut instincts,” is yanked through a cosmic tear and dumped into Marvel’s New York—along with something far worse: anomalies from both galaxies that refuse to stay contained . A bureaucratic, deadpan SCP Foundation System boots up in his head, assigning him as a Mobile Containment Operator with a scoreboard, ethics audits, and paywalled redactions that bleep his best one-liners until he earns enough credits to “unlock” them again . To survive long enough to get home, Kade must bag, bargain with, or outwit Euclid- and Keter-class weirdness while dodging S.H.I.E.L.D., Hydra black budgets, and a Dark Side adept siphoning fear from a growing tear between worlds .With Natasha Romanoff as a skeptical handler, Peter Parker as an overeager science buddy, and Nick Fury watching the “asset,” Kade fumbles toward heroism by weaponizing paperwork, pact-based containment, and the Force he refuses to admit he’s using . Each “case file” ramps from street-level hijinks to multiversal stakes, where a narrative-predator anomaly starts remixing canon—and Kade’s own narration—unless the Ethics Committee says otherwise, loudly and at the worst possible time . Fast, quippy, and action-heavy, this R18-flagged comedy-adventure delivers flirtatious banter, stylized violence, and cheeky fade-to-black moments, as Kade learns that sometimes the smartest cage is a contract—and sometimes the best weapon is a well-timed audit stamp

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