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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: Womanizer Youchuan! Golden Finger!

In the 21st century, high school student Youchuan had great connections, especially with women.

He had dated six girlfriends at school.

And one of them was even more outrageous!

He had developed a friendship with his English teacher that went beyond the usual boundaries.

But starting in his second year of high school, the classes got tougher, and the pressure from exams and studying kept building up.

Youchuan needed a way to let off steam!

So, he made a mistake.

Before long, he became the father of six babies (still in the embryonic stage).

You can't keep a fire under wraps forever, and the truth came out.

Six furious men, filled with rage and murderous intent, stormed toward the school, ready to take Youchuan down.

Youchuan was panicking inside.

But he wasn't one to go down without a fight.

"Heh... Good thing I came prepared. After seven years of watching anime, I'm no pushover!"

He pulled a stick from his pocket and dashed to the school rooftop.

He raised the transformation device and shouted at the top of his lungs...

Diga!

Whoosh...!

A flash of golden light burst forth, and suddenly the empty rooftop was just that: empty. No sign of anyone.

Youchuan's figure had vanished!

But in his panic, he had grabbed the wrong transformation device.

He thought he had Diga's device, but what he actually held was just a Uchiha Madara figurine!

He didn't end up crossing over to the Ultraman world as planned.

By some twist of fate, he crossed over to the Naruto world instead!

...

In the Land of Fire, Konoha Village!

"Um... Youchuan, I have feelings for you!"

On the towering Hokage Rock, nearly a hundred meters high.

Two small figures stood there, overlooking the village.

At that moment, the girl's clear, pleasant voice reached the boy's ears.

Even though he had faced situations like this many times before.

Youchuan still felt a bit dazed.

He had just witnessed yet another explosive moment in the Naruto world.

Youchuan pulled his gaze back from the snowy landscape of Konoha Village.

He turned to look at the girl beside him. She was clearly half a year older than him.

But she was still a bit shorter than he was.

Her black hair was tied into two cute dango buns.

Tenten!

"Uh... Take that back, and I'll pretend you were joking!"

"And, as a reward, today's lesson can be on the house, how about that..."

Youchuan couldn't finish his sentence.

Because Tenten was already staring at him with wide eyes, locked on like a laser.

Her breathing grew quicker, and a vein popped on her forehead.

Her cheeks puffed out a little, making her whole face look rounder.

"You're only saying no because you like Ino more?"

"Or Sakura?"

Youchuan's head started to throb. He was only five years old and had thought this would be a slow-burn kind of life.

But nope, it was straight into the deep end, facing his first love triangle ever.

Weren't things fun when everyone played together?

"Who do you like more?"

Tenten couldn't hold back anymore since Youchuan stayed silent.

Gulp...

Youchuan swallowed hard. Caught between the three little girls, he made his choice...

"I like money more!"

....

The air grew quiet.

"You jerk!"

In the end, Tenten gritted her teeth and stomped hard on the top of Youchuan's foot.

"Hiss!"

Youchuan sucked in a sharp breath right away.

"Hmph!"

"You're so money-obsessed, you can spend the rest of your life with it then!"

Tenten pulled an explosive tag from her pocket.

She slapped it right onto Youchuan's face and stormed off in a huff.

Watching Tenten's retreating back, Youchuan could only sigh inwardly once more.

Kids in the ninja world sure mature fast.

Tenten looked really mad right now.

But Youchuan decided not to chase after her. Until he could give her a proper answer, it was best to leave things like this for now.

He figured by tomorrow, when he went to find her, the anger would have blown over.

They were mature for their age, but they were still just kids. Fights between them usually didn't last overnight.

Youchuan picked up the explosive tag that had fallen to the ground. He had been pretty scared earlier.

If Tenten had really lost her temper and set it off, that thing could have ended him.

But explosive tags weren't cheap. One cost two thousand ryō.

This could count as his payment, since their relationship had always been one of mutual benefit.

Over the past year, Youchuan had often tutored her in shuriken throwing technique, and part of this money was like tuition.

And right now, Youchuan was extremely, desperately short on cash.

The reason he needed money so badly wasn't because his family was poor.

It was mainly that system he had suddenly awakened.

Once Tenten's figure was completely out of sight, Youchuan opened his system panel.

[Ninja Lottery System LV1] (Can be upgraded for 26 million ryō).

[The host can recharge items of corresponding value to draw lots and obtain terrifying abilities.]

[Current draws available: 90]

[Each draw costs 1000 ryō. 100 draws guarantee an SR, 300 guarantee an SSR, 1000 guarantee a UR.]

[Draws remaining until next guaranteed SR: 20. Until next SSR: 200. Until next UR: 910.]

[Current draw history: SR: Advanced Shuriken Throwing Technique. R: Small amount of chakra *6; Shuriken *48; Kunai *30; Explosive Tags *4]

Explosive tags and small amounts of chakra were basically the guaranteed drops every ten draws.

But that small amount of chakra was pretty useful.

He was only five now, and the chakra in his body was already about equal to that of an average chunin.

If he could pull off tens of thousands of draws someday, he'd basically be a walking tailed beast.

That shuriken throwing technique was a solid ability too, with good value for the early game and plenty of uses.

Right now, he was Tenten's after-school tutor, which gave him a steady income....

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