A deafening gunshot exploded in the quiet park.
It even drowned out the squelching sound of the mangled flesh on Wade's chest.
The large-caliber Magnum bullet, carrying terrifying kinetic energy, slammed squarely into Moon Knight's abdomen.
"Thud!"
The sound wasn't like hitting flesh; it was more like a heavy blow against an ancient bell.
Moon Knight's white armor, empowered by divine strength, was, after all, no ordinary item.
The bullet failed to penetrate.
However, the violent impact was transmitted through.
Moon Knight grunted, quickly retreating a few steps.
He forcefully suppressed his churning blood and lowered his gaze to his abdomen.
Although the armor there wasn't broken, it was deeply dented, surrounded by spiderweb-like cracks.
The tide of battle had turned once again.
"Cough... exhale..."
Deadpool struggled to breathe.
He glanced at the three-section moon blade staff embedded in his chest, almost pinning him to the ground, then grinned.
He used the hand not holding the gun to grasp the cold staff.
Accompanied by a grating sound of tearing flesh, he forcefully pulled the thing out of his body!
"Screech—"
Blood and ruptured internal organs were dragged out together, making for a gruesome sight.
"Phew... invigorating!"
Wade let out a long breath, casually tossing the weapon, covered in his blood and minced meat (shattered flesh), aside.
The large, transparent hole in his chest began to wriggle and heal at an unscientific speed.
Granulation tissue intertwined, bones regenerated.
In less than five seconds, his body was completely restored.
"Now,"
Wade climbed up from the ground, patted the dirt off his backside, blew on the hot Desert Eagle, and reholstered it.
"We're even."
Moon Knight stared at him.
This guy... his attacks were ineffective against him.
And his own attacks... were equally ineffective against him.
This was an unsolvable loop, an absurd stalemate.
"What's wrong? White Angel?"
"Out of battery? Do you need me to recharge you? This gun has a lot of recoil, you know, it'll definitely perk you right up!"
"What exactly... do you want?"
Moon Knight finally spoke, trying to understand the logic of the monster before him.
"What do I want?"
Wade spread his hands exaggeratedly.
"What I want is very simple! I want money! Piles and piles of money! Then I'll use that money to buy Mexican burritos! And a pure gold toilet! And a symphony orchestra that follows me around 24/7 playing background music! Are my demands too excessive?!"
Moon Knight fell silent.
He couldn't comprehend this logic.
"You see, my work for today is already done."
Wade pointed to the huge deep pit.
"I cleaned up a bad guy, and my Daddy Rodriguez also paid me. I should have been on my way home, planning how to spend this huge sum of money, and then you, 'Moon Police,' dropped from the sky, insisting on giving me a ticket."
"Rodriguez?"
The Knight's voice revealed something strange.
"Hey! I won't allow you to call my Daddy by his name directly! I'm telling you, what I hate most is working overtime. Especially overtime without overtime pay!"
"Your very existence is a threat to order."
Moon Knight responded coldly.
"Order? Oh please, don't give me those high-minded words."
"You guys with capes always like to complicate things. What order, what justice, what Apocalypse... In my opinion, there are only two kinds of people in the World: those who pay, and those who deserve to be beaten to death. Sometimes these two are the same."
"And, do you really think you represent order? A guy with several people living in his head, who listens to an old-fashioned bird God blabbering all day?"
"Seriously, you're sick and need treatment. I know a good Doctor, named Harley Quinn, oh wait, wrong channel... Anyway, you need help."
Moon Knight's body suddenly stiffened.
[He knows! He knows everything! Kill him! Kill him at all costs!]
Khonshu's will transformed into pure killing intent, furiously assaulting Mark's sanity.
"Don't listen to him, Mark! He's trying to shake you!"
Steven's voice shrieked.
"Just twist his neck cleanly, no more talking!"
Jack's voice was full of impatience.
"Ah ah ah—!"
Moon Knight let out a pained roar; the confusion in his mind and the external stimulation made him completely lose control. He abandoned all technique, charging at Wade like a mad Beast again.
"Hey! Again?!"
Wade shrieked, but instead of retreating, he advanced, spreading his arms in a welcoming embrace.
"Come on! Come into my warm embrace! Let me heal your wounded soul!"
The next second, Moon Knight's fists, capable of smashing granite, rained down on Wade.
"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"
The sound of bones shattering was incessant.
Wade's arms were broken, his ribs were smashed, and he was beaten like a tattered sandbag, rolling on the ground.
But he just wouldn't fall.
While being beaten, he continued to chatter incessantly.
"Oh! That punch! Just the right amount of force! It opened up my Ren and Du meridians!"
"Ah! My spine! Feels so much better! One more time!"
"Hey! Don't hit my face! I still need it to eat!"
Moon Knight grew more and more irritable with each blow.
No matter how much damage he inflicted, the other party would recover in the next second, and then pollute his ears with even more venomous trash talk.
This was a form of mental torture.
"Enough!"
Wade suddenly roared, seized an opening, and fiercely hugged Moon Knight's waist.
"Huh?"
Moon Knight was startled.
"A hug of love!"
Wade used all his strength, clinging to Moon Knight like an octopus, and then... pulled out the portable teleportation device from his waist pocket.
He laughed like a devil who had received a new toy.
"Alright, White Cape Knight, playtime is over. Now, it's time for you to experience the 'power of technology'!"
He pressed the modified switch, marked with a huge red button.
"Ta-da! Deadpool's random travel package! First stop, complimentary!"
"Puff!"
A blue light flashed, and the two entangled figures instantly vanished into the deep pit in the park.
The next moment, New York, Times Square.
The giant electronic billboard was playing the latest perfume advertisement.
Suddenly, a blue light flashed in mid-air.
"Ah ah ah ah—!"
Wade and Moon Knight's figures appeared out of nowhere, falling straight down from a height of over ten meters.
"Bang!!"
They slammed heavily onto the roof of a yellow taxi, directly crushing the roof into a V-shape.
The surrounding tourists and citizens instantly shrieked, pulling out their phones to take pictures.
"Oh... my old back..."
Wade was the first to crawl out of the dented roof, shaking his head.
"The landing was a bit hard. Customer experience needs improvement."
Moon Knight also struggled to stand up. He looked at the flashing neon lights, the screaming crowd, and the countless phone cameras pointed at him, completely bewildered.
As the embodiment of the night, the Moon Avenger, what he hated most was this feeling of being exposed to the public eye.
"Surprised? Unexpected?"
Wade jumped off the car roof, spreading his arms towards him, like a stage host.
"Welcome to the heart of New York! Here, every move you make will be recorded and uploaded to YouTube and TikTok! Smile, don't be so serious!"
"You..."
Moon Knight trembled with rage.
"Don't rush, this is just an appetizer!"
Wade pressed the teleportation device button again.
"Puff!"
The blue light flashed again, and the two vanished once more.
This time, they appeared on the torch held aloft by the Statue of Liberty.
"Look! Nice view, isn't it!"
Wade pointed to the dazzling city nightscape below.
"This is a VIP viewing spot! Most people have to queue and buy tickets to get up here!"
Moon Knight hadn't even had time to react.
"Puff!"
They vanished again.
The top of the Brooklyn Bridge... the women's restroom in Grand Central Station, causing an even higher-pitched scream... the horns of the Wall Street Charging Bull... "Puff! Puff! Puff!"
The blue light flashed non-stop, and Wade, taking Moon Knight with him, embarked on a crazy New York landmark tour.
Finally, after another teleportation, the blue light sent them back to the messy deep pit in the park in East Harlem.
"How was it? Fun?"
Wade put away his teleportation device, satisfied.
"Want to go again? Next time we can try an international route, like the tip of the Eiffel Tower in Paris, or the Leaning Tower of Pisa..."
"Enough..."
Moon Knight looked at the still lively red devil, and for the first time in his career as Moon Knight, he actively chose to give up.
Unkillable, meaningless.
He stood up, said nothing, and turned to leave.
"Hey! Leaving already?"
Wade called out behind him.
Moon Knight didn't look back.
"Aren't you going to stay and help me clean up? Look at this mess!"
Wade continued to shout.
"Also, remember to send me my medical expenses and mental distress compensation! I have your photos, you know! If you dare to default, I'll print ten thousand copies of your photo in flowered underwear and plaster them all over New York!"
Moon Knight stumbled in his steps, but he still quickened his pace.
Watching the White figure disappear into the night, Wade snorted triumphantly.
He pulled out his phone, skillfully found the number for "Sugar Daddy (Patron Edition)," and dialed.
"Yellooo! My dearest Sugar Daddy! Your number one employee, five-star hitman, Wade Wilson reporting to you!"
Wade's voice suddenly became aggrieved.
"On my way back, I was accosted by a madman in white pajamas!"
"He insisted I was illegally parked and wanted to deduct points from me!"
"We had a little physical altercation..."
"My uniform is torn! Does this count as a work injury during a business trip? Can I get reimbursed?"
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