"You lot used to bully the two of us, but now you're completely submissive. You know my husband loves playing with beautiful women, and now no female immortal or goddess refuses him. When Guanyin Bodhisattva visited the other day, my husband stole a glance at her backside, and she stripped naked without hesitation to let him fuck her. She was a virgin, you know! After losing her virginity to him—and knowing he loves watching a holy beauty get lustful—she actually endured the pain to perform a group sex act with the Heavenly Soldiers. Just yesterday, she even sent a recording of herself fucking with Muzha and the Black Bear Spirit! Even the Yellow Emperor's wife, the Mysterious Lady of the Nine Heavens (Jiutian Xuannv), secretly cheated on her husband to let mine fuck her. Sun Wukong and Yang Jian, who used to give us nothing but trouble, now constantly transform into various beauties to please my husband. A few days ago, when Yang Jian was servicing my husband in the guise of Chang'e, he even got knocked up..." ...with a bun in the oven; he's looking forward every day to giving birth to that spawn conceived through incest with his uncle! Knowing I love playing with handsome men, all the famous hunks of the Heavenly Court parade themselves right in front of me all day long. Back in the day, even if I stuck my ass out and spread my pussy wide for them, they wouldn't even deign to fuck me! They thought my pussy was too 'used' and loose, forcing me to settle for fucking low-lifes—servants, brutes, or lecherous little creeps. Now, my biggest dilemma is deciding which handsome stud gets to fuck me each day! If I want to play with a handsome male immortal's asshole, they won't refuse either. I've deflowered the assholes of almost every handsome male deity in the Heavenly Court. Just the other day, when I wanted to fuck the Southern Dipper Star Lord's asshole, he was actually too embarrassed to let me do it because he wasn't a virgin anymore. *Sigh*... the life my husband and I lead now is so decadent! It won't be long before you lot turn us into a foolish, debauched emperor and empress again!"
The Queen Mother complained.
"Sister-in-law, rest assured! With all of us here to assist you, you certainly won't turn into that. If you make mistakes, we won't go easy on you; we'll punish you severely—and cut off your playtime, too."
My Master said this with a lewd grin.
I stood before the screen, listening to these unbelievable tales from the Celestial Realm.
I was shocked to learn the true stories behind the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother—figures I had always regarded as the very embodiment of incompetence and stupidity.
I must be the first person in the mortal realm to learn these celestial secrets! After I had waited in front of the screen for nearly an hour, the Queen Mother, Master, Jade Emperor, and Mistress finally reached their climaxes one after another. After ejaculating inside Master and Mistress, the Queen Mother said to me with a wanton, flirtatious smile, "Little handsome, come to the Heavenly Realm soon! Auntie will take good care of you—and it's perfectly fine if you knock Auntie up while you're at it."
The Jade Emperor looked at me and said, "Little beauty, come to the Immortal Realm soon; Uncle will take good care of that little slutty pussy of yours! My cock will fuck you to seventh heaven, and you'll be overjoyed to carry my child."
With that, the two of them moved out of the screen's view, leaving behind Master and Mistress, who were still reeling from the exquisite pleasure of the fucking.
"Master, Mistress... so the reason you didn't come see me these past few days was just to service the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor?"
I asked this after Master and Mistress had recovered from their passionate encounter.
"You little dummy, the reason we let ourselves get used like that was to establish contact with a little rascal like you. If we hadn't bribed them, how else would they have helped us set up a channel to reach you?"
Mistress said this with a look of annoyance, completely oblivious to the fact that her recent display of wanton sluttiness made her words anything but convincing.
"You little dummy, the magic potion Pang Xing fed you when he turned you into a woman has the power to block immortal energy. It's impossible for us to enter the Soul Space anymore; if not for the Jade Emperor's realm-traversing artifact, we wouldn't have been able to contact you at all. Remember this: you must restore your male body by any means necessary. Pang Xing should have the potion to reverse the effects; once you undo the magic, you'll be able to switch between male and female forms at will again."
Mistress said this with a coquettish, playful tone. "Aside from preventing you and your father from fully unleashing your cultivation, the effects of the demonic potion also hinder us from sending you aid. If Pang Xing manages to gather the requirements to summon the Demon Lord again—and you still haven't reverted to your male form by then—you'll be in serious trouble. Fortunately, they don't yet know how we communicate; otherwise, they would certainly guess that you are currently unable to summon me."
Master said.
After hearing what Master and Mistress had to say, I realized my current condition was far from normal; it turned out that both my father's body and my own were being affected by demonic energy.
No wonder something felt off yesterday when I clashed with those two weaklings at the peak of the Xiantian realm.
Had my body been in its normal state, I could have easily finished off opponents like them within ten moves, yet yesterday it took me nearly twenty.
After assuring Master and Mistress that I would revert to my male form as soon as possible, I bade them farewell and withdrew from the soul space.
Once I left the soul space, I found myself unable to fall asleep again.
After removing the hand that had been kneading my breasts, I slowly rose, draped a sheer white veil over myself, and left the room.
At the doorway, the two young servants who attended to us at night stared in astonishment at my lewd attire, their mouths working as they repeatedly swallowed hard.