"Obito, you are a piece of trash!"
"HUH!?"
It was just a normal day. Team 7, led by Namikaze Minato was given a break from battlefield yesterday, so the team assembled today to have a spar.
But out of nowhere, just as Obito had arrived late, Rin was looking at him furiously and said that he is a trash.
Kakashi, Minato and especially Obito, all were surprised.
Obito has already started tearing up.
"R-Rin-"
"Shut the hell up! I had enough of your nonsense! Why did you arrive late, AGAIN!?"
"I... I was just helping a grandma."
Rin scoffed. Yeah right.
And he will kill all of grandmas, grandpas, infants, and people in general.
Kill Minato-sensei and Kushina by threatening their newborn baby.
Commit mass genocide in Kiri.
Start the Fourth Ninja war that will kill 80-90% of the ninjas and who knows how many civilians as well.
After falling from the 8th floor, he got reincarnated into the world of Naruto.
If it was just a genderbender, he would have accepted, and even celebrated this situation.
But now he, or she, is Nohara Rin!
The girl who is destined to die so that Madara can get a puppet!
As if this wasn't enough, she just got back her memories today after falling from the bed and hitting her head!
And she is already 12, and she has no idea when the mission of Kanabi bridge will happen.
Rin at this point is better than Sakura at this age, being able to perform eye-transplantation on the battlefield.
She was a competent and talented medical ninja like Sakura, though its unknown if she has the talent to master the Byakugou seal like Sakura.
And she knows that she reincarnated as Rin, not transmigrated and the memories just returned.
Afterall, she has been annoyed by the kids at the academy her whole life. She didn't have crush on Kakashi like all the girls. And most importantly, she somehow knew how to train her chakra control with tree walking and water walking even before she became a genin.
But even with these changes, Obito somehow still got a crush on her.
This simp is going to get her killed!
She doesn't have any chance of surviving as long as she is important for Obito.
Even if she retires from being a ninja, which is impossible during wartime without a serious injury, Madara will still kill her to awaken Obito's Mangekyo Sharingan.
Her second life is in danger, all because Obito had a crush on her, and she didn't even like him back!
With Shinigami's scythe looming on her neck, she needed to get rid of Obito having any affection for her.
...Yeah. That's impossible.
Murder is the only option.
And it also needs to look natural. In the process of avoiding death, she doesn't want to be brought into T&I.
Pushing those thoughts aside, she huffed and stopped looking at Obito.
Minato was looking at her strangely, but then came to the conclusion himself that Rin might have gotten her first period, thus the mood swings.
He will have Kushina handle her.
Otherwise, the only normal kid of his team, Rin, may become a problem child if things weren't handled carefully.
Then he looked at the crying Obito.
'HE GOT SHARINGAN!?'
Even Kakashi was looking at Obito in surprise. A girl's rejection was all it took!?
Moreover, a 2 tomoe Sharingan directly!
"You got Sharingan over this!?"
Kakashi was too surprised by this ridiculous scene to keep his thoughts in his mind.
"Huh!?"
Obito was surprised, and saw his eyes' reflection in his headband.
He suddenly started grinning. And jumping like a monkey.
"I got Sharingan! Oh! So that was your plan Rin! Thank you!"
Rin got shivers down her spine.
What the hell is this simp talking about when she is thinking about how to kill him!?
And it's creepy!
He got a two-tomoe Sharingan just because she was angry at him!
And he was already delusional to think that she actually had planned this to help him awaken Sharingan.
If she actually brutally rejected him, will he awaken Mangekyo and get Kotoamatsukami to change her mind and make her fall in love with him!?
"Fuck off delusional creep!"
"C-creep!?"
Minato intervened.
"How about we skip our spar today!? Do you all want to come to taste my hand-made food!?"
He didn't know how to handle Rin, so he will give her to Kushina.
Kakashi rolled his eyes.
"Atleast that's better than sparring with this idiot. But Minato-sensei, spar with me afterwards."
Sharingan or not, Kakashi still didn't think that Obito is any good in being a ninja.
Rin smiled just like she always does when it comes to free food. Especially if it is made by Minato.
Aside from terrible naming skills, is there even anything that he isn't good at!?
"What are you making today, Minato-sensei?"
Obito just continued crying.
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(At Minato's residence)
Kushina and Minato peeked out of kitchen, staring really hard at Rin and Obito as if it will solve the problem.
Kakashi has lost interest and had eaten the food before anyone could see what's behind the mask.
Rin was still eating, her face visible with discomfort and contemplation.
And Obito was crying in a corner, his cheek having Rin's handprint from a tight slap.
He distracted her when she was trying to get a look of Kakashi's face. And that earned him a slap.
Kushina whispered, "Minato... what happened?"
Minato whispered, "I... think Rin just got her, you know..."
"You know what?"
"That thing which leads to blood-"
"Oh. Rin got her first kill?"
"No. That has happened way earlier. I mean, you know the thing girls' get-"
"Why are you answering in round and round riddles? Just say it."
"Period..."
Minato said uncomfortably.
"Oh. You should have just said it directly. Why are you uncomfortable? When we have a daughter, you will-"
Kushina suddenly stopped talking.
And then they started blushing.
Daughter?
Kushina blushed and said, "I want both a son and daughter, in any order."
Minato said, "I will work hard.
But first..., can you talk to Rin?"
"Alright!"
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Meanwhile, Rin was making plans on how to kill Obito before she gets killed.
With how delusional Obito is, even if she survived, there is a high chance that she might get brainwashed by this creep.
Afterall, this guy wanted to live in a genjutsu world where Rin would love him despite never loving him in real life.
Who says that he wouldn't do that even without Infinite Tsukuyomi?
But...
How exactly can she kill him?
Zetsus must be constantly keeping an eye on Team 7.
Not only because of Obito, but also because Madara needs Minato dead, otherwise his plan would end before it can start. No one alive aside from Madara himself is a threat to Minato right now.
She believed that she would still jump in front of Kakashi's Chidori like in canon whether she liked it or not. Afterall... A genjutsu is all it would take.
Plus, Madara would place some sort of seal on her heart.
The only way she can survive is killing Obito for good before she gets kidnapped.
But the question is... how?
Killing him by stabbing him in the back, literally, will be easy.
But she needs to commit murder without anyone noticing...
Wait!
She got the best idea.
When Obito gets crushed by a rock, and she has to perform the Sharingan implantation, she will make his brain explode!
Yes!
Now her goal is clear.
Murder Obito.
Just as the plan was formed in her mind, when she blinked, she found herself in a strange place.
Sitting on a round table with seven others. Some of whom she recognised.
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