Ai, an ordinary private university student, was average in appearance, build, family background, and social skills — and even average in that aspect.
Such a plain, pure, and foolish university student, of course, didn't have a girlfriend. Every now and then, he'd be holed up in his bed, left hand and right hand doing a slow motion. Occasionally, when he had some spare money at the end of the month, he'd buy a Dongbei Yu 1:1 Real Sword Demon online. Life was quite enjoyable.
But this kind of stylish life had just been brutally shattered.
Rewind half an hour. Ai had just enjoyed a delicious meal of the Old Buddha's Imperial Stewed Chicken in the cafeteria and was out for a post-meal stroll when he suddenly spotted a blue cartoon watch on the main road. He immediately pounced on it.
Anyone who doesn't take advantage of a bargain is an idiot! Forget a watch, even if a grain of rice fell on the ground, he'd pick it up and taste it to see how salty it was. This was his, Ai's, life motto: never waste anything.
After picking it up, before he could even get a good look at it, the watch transformed into a streak of light and shot into his head.
In his spiritual world, Ai and the "watch" stared at each other for a long time. Eventually, the "watch" couldn't bear the awkwardness and began to introduce itself.
According to the "watch," it was the latest high-tech development from the future world, but it accidentally fell into a space-time wormhole and arrived in the present era.
"So, what's your use? Can you help me break through my shackles and become an Anbu expert?"
As a veteran fire P, Ai threw out his soul-searching question with an expectant face.
Watch: "...?"
"Heh heh, human, you really know how to joke. I am a true top-tier black technology, full name [Cosmic Invincible · Eight Desolations and Six Harmonies · Unparalleled Under Heaven · Strongest word item treasure mirror]!"
"With the help of this treasure mirror, you will be the Kami of the entire Water Blue Star! Even if you don't eat beef, no one would dare to stop you from using Crescent Moon Sky Chong anywhere!!!"
Ai's dead fish eyes widened at these words. What confident remarks, what strong presence! Could it be that from now on, he was destined for a life of cheating?
"Cosmic... uh, strongest treasure mirror, since that's the case, let's begin to rule the world!" Ai's eyes were filled with longing, as if he could already see himself becoming a Celestial Dragon.
"Bro?" The word item treasure mirror almost laughed in anger when it heard this. "You haven't done anything yet and you want to rule the world? What do you take me for, the Creator God?"
Ai was stunned and weakly replied, "Isn't that so?"
word item treasure mirror: "...Cough cough, you're good at talking, kid, but you still have to eat one bite at a time. How about this: you go find a girl to flirt with first and see what abilities you can extract from her. That way, I can plan your future development."
"Flirt with her? Me?"
"Of course you, not me, right?" The word item treasure mirror picked its nose and tossed Ai's consciousness out of the treasure mirror space. "Hurry up, this Creator God needs to rest for a bit. When I wake up, you'd better have succeeded."
Ninja Art: Boundary Line Technique —
"Hello, I'm Little Lamb, can I have some grass?"
Slap — "Get lost, pervert!!!"
Watching the passerby girl run far away, even looking back and calling the police, Ai covered his swollen cheek, on the verge of tears.
"treasure mirror, treasure mirror, are you awake? This simply won't work, I can't even get a date with a girl!"
No response from the treasure mirror; it was sound asleep.
"Sigh..." Ai walked down the street, worried. Although he wasn't a good person, he wouldn't do something like forcibly hitting on an innocent girl.
But if he were to engage in deeper communication through dating, not only would it be time-consuming, effortful, and costly, but the problem was that she might not even give it to him in the end. And even if she did, if she turned around and accused him of rape, wouldn't that be a disaster?
Or should he go to a red-light district to find a couple of understanding older sisters? At least he could trigger his abilities, but the problem was he was afraid of encountering true "Ai-qing" (love, but also a pun on Ai's name).
"Hmm?" Ai, lost in thought, vaguely felt a chill down his spine. He turned back in surprise, and his expression immediately changed dramatically. "IWC!!!!"
He saw a wheel-less, completely black Dayun floating in the air, heading straight for him.
Bang —
Ai's body was thrown high into the air like a rag doll, then fell heavily, becoming still. His soul, however, was tightly stuck to the front of the car.
The driver pulled a purple, cloud-patterned Devil Fruit from his pocket, threw it into his gaping maw, and chewed it, asking indistinctly, "Big brother, it's done. Where should I deliver this order?"
The walkie-talkie crackled a few times, and a hesitant voice came through: "Hmm... let's go with [Black Zetsu's Mother-Saving Journey: Legend of the Eyes]."
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After an unknown amount of time, Ai slowly opened his eyes, feeling waves of dizziness. He subconsciously looked around and found himself sitting in a spacious office.
Outside the window, a continuous sea of clouds floated, and sunlight streamed through the clouds, casting a golden glow over the entire room.
"Where is this? I think I just encountered a supernatural event..." Ai muttered to himself. The feeling of being hit and killed by the Dayun was too real; it clearly wasn't a dream.
Just as he was completely bewildered, a flood of memories, like racing tadpoles, poured into his mind, causing him a terrible headache.
He saw himself as a child, diligently training in the Hidden Cloud Village training ground; he saw himself meeting and befriending Killer Bee, the two of them running and fighting together in the mountains, forming a deep brotherly bond.
He saw the thrilling encounter with Minato Namikaze, whose ghostly Body Flicker Technique amazed him and ignited an even stronger fighting spirit within him.
Memories kept surging, all the way until he became the Raikage, the new leader of Hidden Cloud Village, revered by thousands.
"So, so I'm not some unloved loser, I'm the world-renowned... Hentai Raikage!!!" Ai abruptly stood up from his chair, his eyes gleaming with excitement.
He looked at his strong, sturdy arms, feeling the surging Chakra within him, his heart filled with heroic spirit.
"Good, good! In my previous life, I was a single dog for a lifetime, but it turns out the heavens opened their eyes and let me transmigrate into the body of the Fourth Raikage in Naruto!" Ai burst out laughing, his laughter echoing in the office.
One must know, the Fourth Raikage, Ai, was a prominent figure in the Ninja World. Although netizens jokingly called him "Hentai Raikage" because of his muscular physique, dark skin, and signature yellow hair, in Ai's opinion, none of that mattered.
"He's a truly honest man, a man among men! Just because of his muscles, dark skin, and yellow hair, people labeled him Hentai Raikage. That's really unfair!"
Ai clenched his fist, "Now that I control this body, I will certainly not let these rumors... fall flat! Hahahahaha!!!"