The sky over Mini Milta burned bright orange — not because of a sunset, but because someone accidentally threw a grenade while still in the plane.
"Alright team," Boltan shouted, his voice full of confidence and zero self-awareness. "We land on the roof, grab loot, and take over the zone!"
"Last time you said that, the roof disappeared," Roxy reminded him dryly, adjusting her red headband.
"That was a visual glitch," Boltan snapped back. "This time I've calculated everything."
From the back of the plane, Chiku was busy munching a virtual burger. "Bro, can we land near the fried chicken shop instead? My health bar's low… and my stomach bar's empty."
Before anyone could argue, the jump timer hit zero.
They leapt.
The squad sliced through the sky, Boltan leading heroically, Roxy rolling her eyes mid-air, Chiku spinning like a pizza, and LagMan— well, he lagged. Halfway through the descent, his character froze and started falling backward, upside down, into a mountain.
"LagMan's gone!" Boltan cried."He'll respawn in spirit," Roxy muttered.
Boltan slammed onto the rooftop of Mini Milta's main warehouse—only to find the roof was, once again, missing. He plummeted straight into the bathroom.
"TACTICAL LANDING!" he shouted through broken tiles.
Chiku landed safely nearby, looting every box he could find."Bro! I got something rare!""What is it?" Boltan asked."Uh… socks. Extra absorbent."
Meanwhile, Roxy had already found an advanced plasma rifle, three grenades, and a first-aid kit. She sighed. "Why am I the only one here who actually plays this game like a sane person?"
Just then, the sound of footsteps echoed. Enemy squad inbound.
Boltan, still covered in bathroom dust, rallied the team. "Alright, men— and Roxy— prepare for glory!"
The enemy burst through the door. Chaos erupted.Grenades flew, bullets sprayed, and Chiku somehow managed to shoot his own loot box.
The explosion launched everyone sky-high. Roxy did a backflip, landed on a truck, and started firing like an action hero. Boltan was upside down mid-air, shouting battle cries. Chiku was spinning in circles yelling, "WHO TURNED ON AUTO-AIM?! IT'S AIMING AT ME!"
When the dust settled, the enemy squad was gone. Somehow, miraculously, Team Boltan had won their first fight.
"Well," Roxy said, "that was… effective?""Told you," Boltan smirked proudly. "All according to plan."
Then the floor collapsed.
The team fell into the basement, where a new sign read:"WARNING: MINI MILTA EXPERIMENTAL ZONE – ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK."
Chiku looked around and gulped. "Uh guys… why are there robot chickens with rocket launchers?"
Boltan grinned, eyes gleaming with determination and stupidity in equal measure."Because," he said, loading his pistol, "our next mission has just begun."