Heeeeee!😂 I tried not to laugh but I just couldn't 🙌🙌🙌🙌. Is this a job queue or what? 😂😂
Even if there's a job drought, this is too much 😂.
You wouldn't believe what I saw — people everywhere, you can't even pass through, and everyone is holding an envelope 😂 Oh my!
Should I just go back? 😂 Coming from the neighborhood to this fancy hotel — will I even stand a chance? 😂 I'd better leave because this line is endless… Looks like they've slept here 😂 Oh my!
So, I decided to go back home. This can't be real — only five job openings and there are like 200 people there 😂😂. How will that boss even pass? They've blocked the entire door, oh my goodness.
As I was walking back, I decided to look around — you know, being a bit of a villager, at least let me enjoy the tour of this fancy hotel since I already lost the job 😂.
Then I reached a place that looked like it had some kind of swing. I thought, "Why not try it out?" I'm a grown woman, but hey — why not? 😂😂.
I saw a sign that said PULL, so I pulled it — next thing I know, the seat starts rising up 😂😂😂. I'm used to the ones that swing forward and backward with a rope 😂. You'd be scared too, trust me.
The seat kept going higher and higher 😂. When I realized I was close to the clouds, what else could I do but jump? 🙌🙌.
I didn't stop praying — I was sure this was the end. I even remembered Israel and asked God to take my soul before I saw his ugly face 😔. "Lord help me, I'll never do this again," I said to myself.
When I opened my eyes — BOOM! I landed on something soft. I had to open my eyes… and there he was — a handsome man, smelling so good 🥰🥰🥰. He was so attractive I forgot all my problems!
I found myself kissing him and then pretended to faint 😂😂. I knew I couldn't get someone like him — I didn't want to walk away feeling hopeless. If I can't get a man like that, I might as well fake it 😂😂.
Especially with all that dizziness from the swing… woiiiiii!