Time: 10:00Am
Location:Court room
The judge walked into the courtroom and sat in his seat. The entire atmosphere was calm, indicating that a big storm was about to come. He wrote today's date and started reading the documents.
"Today, 1 January 2026, case Magician...."
"What!?" the judge shouted. "Can somebody explain to me what I am reading?"
"Yes, your honor," the advocate said.
"First of all, I would like to call the criminal to the dock."
"The richest businessman, the most wanted criminal, the biggest criminal, the richest man in the world, Magician Katghare, mein haazir ho," the court officer shouted.
A man wearing black oxford shoes, a white shirt, a black coat, white gloves, black pants, and a white smile mask, with the eyes and mouth of the mask being blue, entered. He wore a long top hat, which was a little big for his head, and he was using a magician's cane to walk. He came to the dock.
"Your Honor, this person is a walking catastrophe."
"How?" the judge asked, eyes filled with perplexity.
"He created a chewing gum. A girl ate the chewing gum, and when she removed it from her mouth, the chewing gum directly went and got stuck on the button and zipper of her jeans. She tried to remove it but failed. She had to use the washroom very badly, but because of that, she did it in her pants. She has not been able to overcome this trauma until now."
Before the judge could say anything...
"He literally made a rickshaw fly into the sky. He robbed the most valuable diamond from the museum. He turned the moon into an apple, and because of that, he made the woman's butt grow to the size of the moon and sent it into space. Now her naked butt is currently orbiting the Earth."
"Wait!" the judge shouted. "Let me have some time to process this."
"I would like to ask the criminal how he broke the laws of nature," the judge asked.
"For us, the Arcane is true. We defy the laws of nature we are magicians."