In the beginning, there was nothing, and so, the creator of this universe said "I'm back from vacation. Finally. Dang my workshop has gone really dusty when I was gone huh. First let's turn on the lights."
And so the heavens were filled with light, and illuminated the earth, and out of it birthed the very first beings to tread the cosmos, then millions of years later, those beings brought forth the first ever beings to tread on the earth and the stars, and after for what it seemed to be an eternity, the universe had settled down, and then the creator was satisfied, and the creator said "Alright, maybe I'll take a break and watch TV".
After all was good and well, we go to a distant planet called Gaia, or what the locals call it, "Earth". Earth is a little planet adorned by the stars, an amusing little planet full of joy and wonde-
"OH MY GOD CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO YOUR SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE?!" a creature shouted from his apartment window while being held back by a girl in a blue beanie.
"WHAT?! THIS IS A RELATIONSHIP ISSUE YOU DON'T GET TO BUTT IN!" The man shouted back.
The girl grabbing him from grabbing the creature and preventing him from getting into trouble is named Toothpaste, and the pink creature humanoid thing she's holding on to is named Loo.
Loo then shapes his hand and turns into a sword and starts waving it around. The couple looked disturbed. Taken aback, the couple started running away in fear.
"Loo shut the fuck up and get back!!!!! I literally afford to get kicked out so PLEASE get back!! AND GET THAT SWORD AWAY!!"
"They keep arguing outside and I can't focus on eating my food!! LIKE THEY OWN THIS FUCKIN STREET OR SOMETHING!! YOU HEARD THAT?? GET THE FUCK OFF OR WE'LL REPORT YA, YE HEAR!"
"Well if you keep making a fuss then you won't be able to eat anything at all because we'll get kicked out and I'm gonna get in trouble if I don't do my task properly of taking care of your stupid ass!!!" She grunts and grounds her feet and finally she pulls him out the window and both falls onto the floor.
"...Grraaaaaaaah!!!! Why did this even need to happen!! I want all my powers back!! Waaaaah!!!! I don't wanna live here!!! It's so hot!! And humid!! and the streets are full of traffic and the houses are cramped!!!" Loo kicks around and cries, throwing a tantrum like a child.
Toothpaste sits up and looks at Loo crying and sobbing on his knees on the ground and sighs. She recalls his first time meeting Loo. It was a bright and sunny morning, Toothpaste was assigned to go to the Philippines to work as an assistant for a huge company. She was doing great, she had a lot of fun going to places and experiencing new stuff, she was the best assistant the higher ups could go for, and then when she arrived at her last destination, something unfair and terrible happened. The company in just one night went under due to large scale scandals and malpractices uncovered by authorities. The higher ups were in panic and quickly left the nation but the assistants were left behind like they were useless luggage.
They only had enough money to live for a week or two. While some decided to work together and try and live and share, Toothpaste decided to part ways and make a living by herself as she knew the other assistants were jealous of her and didn't want to be taken advantage of.
Toothpaste worked hard and she worried about not getting food and shelter, and she was afraid that she wouldn't be able to talk to the locals and worse of all, she had no friends, nor a family she could call. However, it was getting dire, and eventually she had to ask someone.
She thought she'd be walking in the blazing hot sun forever but when she stopped at a 'tindahan' (a small store that sells general items in the Philippines. You can see these stores at almost every street.) to buy a bottle of water, the girl tending the store asked her in full english if she was okay, and Toothpaste, surprised by her english skills and even accent, straight up and asked in excitement "Can you please help me?!".
The girl without hesitation answered her every question she asked. The girl told her that most people in this country speaks english and even if they couldn't articulate it as well, they'll do their best to help. She also told her where the cheapest food spots are, as well as the most affordable hotels and inns, and even after that she even gave her some 'bibinka'(a coconut flavored rice considered as a snack). She'd offer to let her stay in her home but her house is full and there was nowhere for her to sleep even the living room or the floor, so she gave her some money on the way. Toothpaste was so grateful by her kindness that she cried, and promised to return the favor someday when she's able to.
Toothpaste went on her way full of hope. She was asking so many questions that she didn't realize it was turning night. She'd hurry up but she decided to take a slow pace to at least take a breather. Toothpaste looked up the night sky as she walked towards a quiter place in the city. Her path followed along a small river to the side, and as she walked and walked, one singular twinkle in the sky caught her eye. The city was bright even when the sun was out, and in places like that, it's hard to see the beauty of the cosmos. She hoped to find to at least find one star so she could forget the stress of her situation at least once, and she did. It was just one star, but she made a desperate wish. She said under her breath,
"I wish someone would save me!"
The sky shone brightly and the sound of lighning flashed across the heavens, and the twinkle became brighter and brighter... and bigger... and bigger.
"Huh?"
A beam of prismatic lights and colors appeared in front of Toothpaste's path. When she opened her eyes, she saw a humanoid creature floating in front of her. It wore a dress that glimmered like diamond and it had 6 arms, all reaching out to the sky elegantly, the overall way it presented itself was nothing short of majestic.. and breathtaking...
...Then the beam of light stopped and the creature turned into a pink... bright.. light... blob thing.. creature that fell into the ground and plopped its face onto the pavement.
She got a stick that was on the ground and approached it slowly and right before she could poke it with the stick, the creature turned its head around and it saw toothpaste. It asked her one little question. "mmm mff mm, mmmf mm mmf?"
Toothpaste visibly confused and even more, so scared, tried to run away, but the creature grabbed her foot and she tripped. She looked down on her foot and saw a detached hand holding her, and understandably, she started shrieking and crying.
"AAAAAGH PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I WANT TO LIVE!!!!! PLEASEEE I STILL HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG GRAAAAAAAAH I JUST WATCH ONE PIECE AND SLEEP AND PLAY GAMES I'M INNOCENT please please please please askfksladlralk jkaefjkks" As Toothpaste wriggled in horror, the creature stood up, and Toothpaste in her mind started thinking of her final words as she closed her eyes.
The creature opened it's mouth and said "I said... where am I and who are you?..".
Toothpaste on the floor started stuttering and shaking "D-D-D-Davao C-C-C-City and I-I-I- am T-Toothp-paste." She said while being a sobbing and scared mess.
"Hmmm. I see. My Name's Loo, but from now on, you can call me your new god! MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA".