Six years ago...
A fast-food restaurant with a sign that read "XX Pork Knuckle Rice."
A young man sitting by the wall was shoveling pork knuckle rice with chopsticks while scrolling on his phone.
As he scrolled, the young man's face instantly turned incredibly ugly, as if he had eaten a pile of excrement.
He couldn't help but curse.
"What the hell!"
This immediately drew the attention of other diners, who turned to look at him.
Seeing his Gaffe, the young man quickly offered an apologetic smile, "Sorry about that."
The reason for his unusual behavior was that while eating and browsing Douyin, he suddenly stumbled upon a video explaining the extra pages of jujutsu kaisen.
Yuta Okkotsu, the God of Pure Love, actually got married, had children, and became the acting head of the Gojo Family?
What about Kimo Rika, who was cursed by him and remained a monster for over a decade?
This time, Gege Akutami really piled on the crap, equally traumatizing every single fan!
There's only one mangaka, Gege Akutami, who is so dedicated to ruining the character designs of every popular character he creates!
The young man scoffed at ordinary bad manga, but for something as bad as jujutsu kaisen, he felt compelled to see how bad it truly was.
Afterward, the young man opened Bilibili, because ever since Gojo Satoru was bisected, he had been reading it on and off and couldn't remember where he had left off.
But relying on his vague memory, he quickly found content he hadn't seen at all.
Reading it wasn't a big deal,
But it truly was an eye-opener—like a small knife cutting through the butt.
Aoi Todo, with his arm severed, came back online, having fitted himself with a prosthetic limb. The design of the prosthetic limb was very similar to the clapping hand toys everyone played with as children.
You couldn't say it was exactly the same; you could only say there wasn't much difference.
He hadn't expected that the netizens' playful antics would actually be adopted by Gege Akutami!
However, even more absurd plot twists were yet to come.
Yuta Okkotsu actually imitated Kenjaku's cursed technique and took over Gojo Satoru's body.
This was truly a forehead stitch similar to his best friend, Suguru Geto.
And the fan-mocked storyline of Yuta Okkotsu's upper body connecting with Gojo Satoru's upper body actually became reality!
Oh my "Yuta Gojo"!
This can no longer be called jujutsu kaisen; it can be renamed "Neon Genesis jujutsu kaisen Evangelion."
Sukuna, manipulating Fushiguro Megumi's body, battles Yuta Okkotsu, who is manipulating Gojo Satoru.
Such a plot can't even be called outrageous; it's simply disgusting.
As for the people of Tokyo Jujutsu High, who were already thinking of digging out Gojo Satoru's eyes if he lost before Gojo Satoru and Sukuna even started fighting, they were even more cold-blooded and merciless.
Even Sukuna's worldview was shattered when he saw the Gojo Tech people desecrating Gojo Satoru's corpse in such a way.
It was like an old woman getting into bed—it made him laugh.
After finishing the two updated chapters, the young man couldn't help but laugh.
It turned out that when a person is angry and speechless to the extreme, they really do laugh.
If nothing unexpected happens, "Yuta Gojo" won't last more than two chapters either.
Who will be mourned next?
Didn't they say Itadori would die surrounded by everyone?
Almost all the Jujutsu Sorcerers are dead; how can he be surrounded?
Could it be that Itadori will unleash his domain, using the condition of reviving everyone as a binding vow, and perish with Ryomen Sukuna, completing the loop of dying surrounded by everyone?
Or perhaps Tengen, who became a Cursed Womb, is the villain who planned everything and ultimately succeeded in occupying Sukuna's body.
And Sukuna, through his long-term interaction with Itadori, finally understood what human emotions were and was successfully redeemed.
His soul then returned to Itadori's body.
And looking at the final boss Tengen, who mocked everything Sukuna had done as merely paving the way for himself.
Itadori loudly rebuked, "You are not allowed to mock Sukuna."
Oh my, the tears are hard to hide from the Spatial Slash; all I see is Dismantle!
This time, jujutsu kaisen not only gained negative attention but could also be renamed "Naruto Kaisen"!
Or, like the netizens' parody of the "Tokyo Jujutsu High Admission Text Message," will the next one send me to fight Sukuna?
The young man thought to himself.
Just then, a tremendous roar, almost shattering everyone's eardrums, erupted.
Immediately following that, a towering blaze, swallowing him with lightning speed, appeared before the young man's eyes.
...
...
"Ah!!!"
"What the hell!!!"
"Fire!!"
It was so hot, as if the spiciest chili peppers were destroying all his senses, and his whole body felt a tearing pain.
Just as the young man's mind was still immersed in this heart-wrenching pain, blocking out everything around him.
A very kind voice suddenly came from beside his ear.
"Hello, Tonkotsu Ramen, please enjoy (Japanese)."
Immediately afterward, a waiter with a signature smile placed a bowl of ramen in front of the young man.
However, the young man didn't immediately notice anything amiss; instead, he instinctively replied, "Arigato (Thank you)."
As soon as he finished speaking, the young man finally realized something was wrong.
He suddenly lifted his head and scanned the interior of the restaurant.
He was instantly dumbfounded.
"Oh my god!"
"Bro?!"
"Where did you bring me?!"
"Is this still China?!"
Clearly not. Looking at the familiar yet unreadable characters on the menu on the wall.
The young man, who often watched Japanese anime, naturally knew that he was now in the island nation where people lived good lives.
So, was what just happened at the pork knuckle restaurant a gas explosion? Or some other accident?
And had he now transmigrated?
Regardless of the current situation.
The young man, now with PTSD, only wanted to leave the ramen shop as soon as possible. Who knew if an explosion would happen here too later?
However, he looked at the ramen placed in front of him and thought to himself.
"Since I'm already here and I've already ordered, I don't care. I can't waste food!"
While eating the ramen.
The young man roughly gathered some basic information about his current body from his brain.
Hazome Sosuke.
An engineer at an IT company in Tokyo.
A typical office worker.
Currently living in a detached house in the suburbs, with a routine of commuting between two points.
"From now on, I am Hazome Sosuke…"
Although there were still many things that were difficult to fully digest at once, the young man could at least accept the change in identity.
Soon, a bowl of ramen was devoured.
He, Hazome Sosuke, left the ramen shop without hesitation.
As he was returning home, passing through a dimly lit alley.
A faint, elusive sound reached his ears.
"Pfft! Hiss! No! Ahhh!"
A woman's scream went from loud to soft, accompanied by the slight sound of some liquid flowing and splattering.
"Bro? As expected of the Japanese! Besides pure love, it's pure perversion! In broad daylight…"
Had he not eaten pork, had he not seen a pig run?
After all, Hazome Sosuke had studied some "learning materials" to varying degrees.
Embracing the principle of "see no evil, hear no evil," Hazome Sosuke had originally intended to leave directly.
But in the end, he couldn't overcome the drive of curiosity and chose to secretly peek!
"Just one peek!"
Not looking wasn't a problem, but the horrifying scene before his eyes made Hazome Sosuke instantly hold his breath.
In the dimly lit alley, it wasn't a passionate couple engaging in deep communication as he had imagined at all!
As far as his eyes could see, there was a non-human monster with purplish-gray skin, its long tail swaying from side to side, its back to him!
And it was gnawing on a woman lying in a pool of blood beneath it.
Hazome Sosuke's scalp instantly tingled!
Evil spirit? Yokai? Evil entity? Calamity?...
In a brief moment, many types of monster identities flashed through his mind.
But the next second, he wondered if his brain had been damaged by the explosion?!
Was this the time to dwell on what this monster was?
Run!
Run quickly!
Hazome Sosuke held his breath tightly, tiptoeing backward slowly, not daring to make the slightest sound.
He was afraid of disturbing the monster that was currently feeding.
However… fate had other plans.
The monster suddenly sensed something, stopping its gnawing on the woman.
Instead, it lifted its head, arched its nose, and sniffed around.
Immediately afterward, having caught the scent of prey, it turned its head.
At this moment, Hazome Sosuke finally saw its true appearance.
On its grotesque body, there was actually a twisted human face, and beneath its huge mouth, there was a green tongue more than a meter long.
The tongue, which couldn't be fully retracted into its mouth, continuously secreted disgusting viscous fluid.
Mixed with the blood on the ground, it emitted a nauseating stench.
The next moment, Hazome Sosuke seemed to transform into a crazed wild dog, suddenly turning his head and sprinting away at full speed.